Big cummers

In my long-ago youth, if I was getting fucked while on my back, I would regularly shoot over my shoulder. Being a big slut, I learned early on that the easiest way to get shown the door was to shoot my load on some prissy queens suede headboard, so I learned to block it with the palm of my hand.

As late as my 40s, I hit my partner in the eye (he complained about it for days). Most of my long-term partners have been dribblers, so if we were jerking off together (as opposed to them cumming inside my ass), I always shot farther, and yes, they were always impressed.

Nowadays, I'm lucky if it hits my chest and not my stomach.

One time, at the East Side Sauna a guy I was hooking up with shot jet after jet like it was coming out of a firehouse. I had never seen anything like it. I think I counted 7 ropes of jizz. Oh, Enrique, whatever happened to you?

Love "big finishers"...whether they're shooters or not.

One of my long-term FBs was obsessed with the amount of semen I could produce.

The times I didn’t come in his ass he would want me to come on his face and he would count the ropes of come out loud.

Anything over 6 and he would applaud!

What's your number R3?

I had *RANGE* from teens thru 30s. If lying down, I frequently hit the headboard with one or two squirts so loud it would startle guys I was with. Guys blowing me were not expecting the force of the splatter in their throat. I warned a guy who begged me to shoot on his face to close his eyes. He didn't. Lept from the bed screaming when it shot in his eye.

Now I can just about reach my chin on a good day.

I have always been a dribbler, even when I was young. I've been a vegetarian most of my life, with a low-protein diet, and someone told me that resulted in not shooting very far and very much. I don't know if that is true, but I know people who expect a long shot from me are always disappointed.

The guy who poses for the Klixen straight handjob videos cums like a fire hose and has a beautiful penis. I also love his moans as he’s being rubbed off.

If you can stand a woman in a porno (doesn’t bother me at all by YMMV) here’s a great one of his beautiful schlong:

Used to hit the wall behind me when I was younger. Lucky to get a couple dribbles now. I think I need to drink more water or something.

You need some B Complex mate. It definitely increases the payload.

[quote] I have always been a dribbler, even when I was young.

What are your orgasms otherwise like?

My first bf (we were 18) used to have these loud, body-shaking orgasms and then....dribble...dribble...dribble. When he'd come in my ass he'd ask me if I could feel it and I'd always say 'Oh yeah, I could feel you cumming inside me', when it was more like an eye-dropper in a swimming pool.

It always seemed incongruous that he'd have such a lead up and such little payoff, but it didn't seem to bother him, so I never said anything.

I'm a Matt Ramsay/Peter North on any given day. Mostly met with compliments, smiles and drop of jealousy.

Well smell R10. Polite AND an 800 verbal on her SAT.

I'll divy up my stimulus check amongst anyone who has used incongruous in a sentence since lockdown.

R11, could you also provide your number. TIA!

In my twenties I could shoot across the room. I'm almost 100 percent bottom, and if a guy fucked me and I was on my back, his face would get coated with my load. Which would immediately make them cum too.

OP what were you thinking by not posting a picture? Why would you not post a picture? That's so rude that you come here and create a post like this but then you don't post a picture to use as an example. What kind of person would do this type of thing? Who? A very, very selfish, self centered person who is only thinking of themselves. OP you didn't even think of others and the fact that we may have NO idea what you're talking about and we have to either google your shitty subject or wait for someone else to post a picture that you should have done in the first place. That's just RUDE OP and it speaks poor of your parents as well. You need to grow up OP. Realize that not everyone lives in your little rat infested world and post a picture of the crap you see in that shit brain of yours. Grow up OP.

R15 please fuck yourself with the biggest, most corroded lead pipe you can find.

[quote] I've been a vegetarian most of my life, with a low-protein diet

If there were any correlation, the vast majority of American men would shoot like crazy.

By the way, vegetables have lots of protein in them

R7 I've certainly seen better, and do NOT need to go looking for cock and spunk on straight porn websites.

Up until I was around 40 I used to hit the wall behind my bed. Then it tapered off and now I'm a dribbler

I find it strange when I have a normal run-of-the-mill nice orgasm, I shoot it up to the wall. But when I have an intense and powerful earth shattering orgasm, I dribble.

It burrrrrns!

R21 and that BOTHERS me

I had prostate cancer surgery last year and no longer come at all, and that truly saddens me.

I feel your pain R23 - I had surgery for colon cancer two years ago. I have fine strong orgasms, but I have retrograde ejaculation - my load goes directly into my bladder.

I asked my surgeon about it, and he claims he didn't do anything to cause it.....mystery.....

I miss the visible proof of cumming.......because I was a pretty good shooter, at least to my nipples.

Tamulosin (and other “gotta go” correcting) drugs, typically given for enlarged prostate, cause “reverse ejaculation.”

I was gonna post about how I used to be a home run hitter, but now I barely bunt - but a dozen people have beat me to it.

Maybe we should form a support group?

[quote] By the way, vegetables have lots of protein in them

No.

R27, so huge vegan animals like cows, horses, etc are all protein deficient?

Yes r28 That is why they have to eat enormous amounts of vegetation. As a result their caecum to digest all that cellulose is huge. It is the size of half a pinkie in the omnivorous human and is vestigial. It is called the appendix.

Yes r28 That is why they have to eat enormous amounts of vegetation. As a result their caecum to digest all that cellulose is huge. It is the size of half a pinkie in the omnivorous human and is vestigial. It is called the appendix.

And there goes the thread....