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Baseball Caps

An article from 2012 about gay men wearing baseball caps, and how they’re used to convey masculinity.

It’s been 8 years, and we’re still doing it.

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by Anonymousreply 200Last Friday at 9:13 AM

The hats that don't have the hole on the backside are so ugly. When person wear them flipped backwards, they look like a thumb.

by Anonymousreply 104/30/2020

Written by Rich Juzwiak, an exhausting navel gazing queen.

by Anonymousreply 204/30/2020

Juzwiak? Oh no honey, we don’t do her here.

by Anonymousreply 304/30/2020

"Look at me! I'm very close to being straight" -- the language of baseball caps

by Anonymousreply 404/30/2020

Men, gay or straight, wear ball caps for one of two reasons: Their hair looks like shit, or they are going bald.

by Anonymousreply 504/30/2020

2017 study on recognition of sexuality by facial structure: "Additionally, consistent with the association between baseball caps and masculinity in American culture, heterosexual men and lesbians tended to wear baseball caps."

According to the researchers, the study has exposed a potential threat to the privacy and safety of gay men and women around the world, as governments and corporations are already developing and deploying facial recognition technologies designed to predict things like the likelihood of committing a crime or being a paedophile.

by Anonymousreply 604/30/2020

So, yes, gay men are statistically less likely to wear baseball caps than nongay dudes. Facts

by Anonymousreply 704/30/2020

[quote] corporations are already developing and deploying facial recognition technologies designed to predict things like the likelihood of committing a crime or being a paedophile.

How can facial recognition predict the likelihood or a crime or being a pedo? It can see if there are known criminals or pedos in the crowd, but there's nothing about general facial structure that points to being either.

by Anonymousreply 804/30/2020

Cute.

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by Anonymousreply 904/30/2020

Facial structure is correlated with propensity to commit violent crime. As is neck thickness, whether one wears glasses. Testosterone has consequences

by Anonymousreply 1004/30/2020

It connotes all American masculinity and bro-ness.

by Anonymousreply 1104/30/2020

I cannot wear a baseball cap. It makes me feel as if I'm Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 1204/30/2020

Yup.

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by Anonymousreply 1304/30/2020

What R5 said.

by Anonymousreply 1404/30/2020

This queen - and too many gay men - loves to overanalyze every last thing. Sometimes a cap is just a cap. Some of us have ugly heads, or fiveheads, or are denying the reality of their hair loss, or have a bad day, or want to shield their eyes from the sun, or....

Not everything is about your (in)ability to get dick.

by Anonymousreply 1504/30/2020

Red caps might trigger the pedo-alert system described earlier.

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by Anonymousreply 1604/30/2020

my head structure does not allow me to wear any type of hat without looking ridiculous

by Anonymousreply 1704/30/2020

You may think so, r17, we don’t.

You look hot in a fedora.

by Anonymousreply 1804/30/2020

Sometime it's just to keep the sun out of your eyes.

by Anonymousreply 1904/30/2020

This seems massively overthought.

by Anonymousreply 2004/30/2020

Straight men also wear them in the belief that it makes them appear more masculine.

by Anonymousreply 2104/30/2020

I just want one so that I don't have to tame my Covid bedhead. (Getting a bit warm for a toque, which I've also managed to lose.)

by Anonymousreply 2204/30/2020

I love it how urban culture values “fitted caps.”

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by Anonymousreply 2304/30/2020

R21, is correct. Most American men want to fit in with the bro fraternity. Baseball caps are a key competent of the American male image. Not everyone wearing caps is consciously trying to appear cool, but it I’d just inherent in our culture

by Anonymousreply 2404/30/2020

Any women wear caps to seem cool and athletic

by Anonymousreply 2504/30/2020

Even women

by Anonymousreply 2604/30/2020

^ When I can find one.

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by Anonymousreply 2704/30/2020

He's someone I hope the COVID takes out.

by Anonymousreply 2804/30/2020

Been wearing a baseball cap for years to hide bedhead. Always a fitted cap. Also, the only times you are allowed to wear a baseball cap backwards is if you're riding a bicycle without a helmet (otherwise the bill catches the breeze and the cap flies off) or if you're a catcher in Major League Baseball. Otherwise, you look like a try-hard fratbro.

by Anonymousreply 2904/30/2020

[quote] Also, the only times you are allowed to wear a baseball cap backwards is if you're riding a bicycle without a helmet (otherwise the bill catches the breeze and the cap flies off) or if you're a catcher in Major League Baseball.

Or if you’re giving head.

by Anonymousreply 3004/30/2020

This is the hat I wear when I want to pick up men.

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by Anonymousreply 3104/30/2020

Why didn’t you get the big one, r31?

by Anonymousreply 3204/30/2020

Ball caps worn backwards by mascbros in pron are the living end!

by Anonymousreply 3304/30/2020

Juzwiak is too young and self centered to really know anything about gay history and culture.

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman debuted in January of 1975 or 76. All the fraus fell in love with Sgt. Foley but all the gay boys swooned over Mary's husband Tom. That summer on Fire Island, half the guys were wearing baseball caps and team jackets, Tom's signature look. That look had never been a thing before for gays before but it is classic and has never gone completely away.

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by Anonymousreply 3404/30/2020

R34, who cares. This is now

by Anonymousreply 3504/30/2020

^ that guy looks like a creep.

by Anonymousreply 3604/30/2020

R34 is goofy, not hot

by Anonymousreply 3704/30/2020

I think a ball cap on a guy is quite sexy. Until, that is, they turn it around backwards. Then they look like complete morons with limited intelligence.

by Anonymousreply 3804/30/2020

[quote]"Look at me! I'm very close to being straight" -- the language of baseball caps

Bullshit. Whenever I wear a cap, it’s because I’m too lazy to do my hair, not because I think it makes me look straight.🙄

by Anonymousreply 3904/30/2020

I wear one when I need a haircut (like I desperately need NOW).

And I did play high school baseball...

by Anonymousreply 4004/30/2020

[quote] And I did play high school baseball...

I played high school football. Scored four touchdowns in a single game.

by Anonymousreply 4104/30/2020

To be fair, straight men also think baseball caps make them seem more masculine.

by Anonymousreply 4204/30/2020

Of course. And most people perceive guys wearing baseball caps as more masculine and athletic

by Anonymousreply 4304/30/2020

Role play doesn’t count as playing football.

by Anonymousreply 4404/30/2020

"According to the researchers, the study has exposed a potential threat to the privacy and safety of gay men and women around the world, as governments and corporations are already developing and deploying facial recognition technologies designed to predict things like the likelihood of committing a crime or being a paedophile." Yeah, this makes zero sense

by Anonymousreply 4505/01/2020

Don't know about men, but if a woman, especially younger one, wears a hat backwards, there's a 98% chance she is gay

by Anonymousreply 4605/01/2020

Oh, honey. OP, gays have been wearing baseball caps to convey masculinity for a lot more than eight years.

Just ask the prole cap troll.

by Anonymousreply 4705/01/2020

Honey, didn’t say that the trend started in 2012.

by Anonymousreply 4805/01/2020

R46, not in 2020. Where do you live?

by Anonymousreply 4905/01/2020

R34 No cares about Fire Island and NYC, we are all tired of the NYC shit ALL THE TIME as if that is the only thing that matters.

by Anonymousreply 5005/01/2020

New York New York cocktails cocktails hat hat Broadway look at me I’m in NYC NYC sweetie sweetie

by Anonymousreply 5105/01/2020

You can leave your hat on.

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by Anonymousreply 5205/01/2020

Looks good wearing a baseball cap backwards.

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by Anonymousreply 5305/01/2020

He's got the look.

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by Anonymousreply 5405/05/2020

Very sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 5505/05/2020

R55 Model Shane Smith.

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by Anonymousreply 5605/05/2020

Shane again.

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by Anonymousreply 5705/05/2020

What if the baseball cap is pink?

by Anonymousreply 5805/05/2020

Are caps still a thing in gay bars? I know they used to be but BC (Before Covid) I don't recall seeing many gay guys wearing them. I love them, myself. Guys look so hot in baseball caps.

by Anonymousreply 5905/05/2020

Next BS article will be how gay men wearing caftans conveys masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 6005/05/2020

I never wear hats unless it's winter then I use a knit toque. There have been times I've contemplated borrowing one of my dad's baseball caps for one reason alone - my hear looks like shit and I'm too lazy to wash it when I just need to run out for groceries or gas. My dad loves hats; he's also balding.

by Anonymousreply 6105/05/2020

Yeah, a goodlooking and athletic dude looks even hotter in a baseball cap. It just enhances natural masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 6205/06/2020

RIVETING.

by Anonymousreply 6305/06/2020

riveter

by Anonymousreply 6405/06/2020

Often wearing a cap looks hetero. Wearing a backwards cap looks QUEER.

by Anonymousreply 6505/06/2020

So hot

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by Anonymousreply 6605/06/2020

it starts as soon as they come out of the womb . . .

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by Anonymousreply 6705/06/2020

Lots of men wear caps, obviously more straighties than gay men. Some over analysing here.

by Anonymousreply 6805/06/2020

Only here would people think wearing baseball caps is something strange or noteworthy. You would have to live in a cave not to understand how normal it is. Even in Middle Eastern countries, I see lots of dudes wearing baseball caps.

by Anonymousreply 6905/06/2020

You’re wrong, the gay dudes in the Middle East are wearing turbans.

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by Anonymousreply 7005/06/2020

Hot Arab

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by Anonymousreply 7105/06/2020

Very handsome R71.

by Anonymousreply 7205/06/2020

Hot look

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by Anonymousreply 7305/09/2020

He looks like he’s frozen or has bowel issues or something...I don’t know, something’s off. You can tell he’s gay by the way the cap looks on him, a straight man who would wear that cap would look more rugged and outdoorsy.

by Anonymousreply 7405/09/2020

He’s straight

by Anonymousreply 7505/09/2020

I sometimes wear a baseball cap, turned forward, to keep the sun out of my eyes.

by Anonymousreply 7605/09/2020

Y’all are so old. Most young dudes wear them to look cool (or hot) and athletic.

by Anonymousreply 7705/09/2020

They could be the new 'hankies': yellow for "into watersports", etc.

by Anonymousreply 7805/09/2020

I wear a hat so my bald head doesn’t get burnt to a crisp.

by Anonymousreply 7905/09/2020

The elderly crowd at DL wear them For a different reason than Gen Z

by Anonymousreply 8005/09/2020

[quote]turned backwards means oral

New?!?

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by Anonymousreply 8105/09/2020

An older man wearing a baseball cap is pretty much the perviest look ever. Especially if it’s red.

by Anonymousreply 8205/09/2020

R82 haha!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8305/09/2020

Oh that’s just so untrue.

by Anonymousreply 8405/09/2020

Sometimes a ball cap is just a ballcap. I'm getting images in my head of Marcel Duchamp's pipe now.

by Anonymousreply 8505/09/2020

why especially if it's red? red caps are cute.

by Anonymousreply 8605/09/2020

I bet you guys think he’s hot. Look at his masc masc baseball cap ooooooo. “I’m a director, so I wear a cap alllll the time”

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by Anonymousreply 8705/10/2020

[R86] Not sure if I can answer your question, but for some reason, red caps lend a creepy quality to a gentleman. Especially if it’s a plain red or RL cap.

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by Anonymousreply 8805/10/2020

Nope, he’s cutish. Baseball caps don’t transform unhot dudes into hot dudes. They just enhance preexistingly hot dudes into even hotter dudes.

by Anonymousreply 8905/10/2020

[quote]The hats that don't have the hole on the backside are so ugly.

R1 Those caps (not 'hats') are expensive because they-size with they're actually sized as opposed to the cheaper 1-size with the adjustable plastic slider.

by Anonymousreply 9005/10/2020

Great look

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by Anonymousreply 9105/10/2020

R88 is typing nonsense. There is nothing “creepy” about this.

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by Anonymousreply 9205/10/2020

Not creepy

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by Anonymousreply 9305/10/2020

[R92] the logo makes a difference, but the meticulously trimmed “beard” and everything else says HOMOSEXUAL. In other words hot in a flaming gay way, not in an effortless straight way. She’s working really hard for that photo.

by Anonymousreply 9405/10/2020

[R93] that’s just ghetto. Remember, we’re talking about baseball caps that gay men wear.

by Anonymousreply 9505/10/2020

The cap is the only thing NOT creepy at r92

by Anonymousreply 9605/10/2020

[R93] would say “I wanna get which you, lemme show you what I got in the showers ooooooo”

by Anonymousreply 9705/10/2020

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 9805/10/2020

[R98] lives in an all white world. You should visit a non-gay area of a city at some point.

by Anonymousreply 9905/10/2020

I’m black

by Anonymousreply 10005/10/2020

Sure, Jan. Prove it.

by Anonymousreply 10105/10/2020

What a look!

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by Anonymousreply 10205/10/2020

Matt Kemp

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by Anonymousreply 10305/10/2020

Corey Feldman

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by Anonymousreply 10405/10/2020

Red hot

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by Anonymousreply 10505/10/2020

Michael Jackson. He is definitely not molesting that child, you can tell because he’s wearing that cap.

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by Anonymousreply 10605/10/2020

Sizzling

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by Anonymousreply 10705/10/2020

Sizzling, in a gay way. I’m imagining an old queen pulling up in his corvette to ask him for directions.

by Anonymousreply 10805/10/2020

Schmokin’

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by Anonymousreply 10905/10/2020

An eldergay once told me that closet cases like, or liked, to wear them while cruising so they could hide their faces quickly when they recognized someone or notice someone taking pictures or filming them.

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by Anonymousreply 11005/10/2020

R110 there’s a great scene in the South Park movie where Cartman meets a guy from the internet for gay sex down at the pier - unwittingly - who turns out to be his teacher wearing a Yankees cap. Haven’t seen it since I was about 10 but that’s always stuck with me

by Anonymousreply 11105/10/2020

How about a sexy guy wearing a cowboy hat?

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by Anonymousreply 11205/10/2020

Cowboy hats are hotter than baseball caps, but the only guys I see wearing them around here are fat, old Republicans and county sheriffs who seem to think they're living out west somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 11305/10/2020

Cowboy hats --- unless you're an actual cowboy or farmhand -- are beyond stupid.

by Anonymousreply 11405/11/2020

Cowboy hat.

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by Anonymousreply 11505/11/2020

Straight ONLY.

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by Anonymousreply 11605/11/2020

STR8.

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by Anonymousreply 11705/11/2020

Straight:

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by Anonymousreply 11805/11/2020

Straight ONLY:

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by Anonymousreply 11905/11/2020

HETERO:

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by Anonymousreply 12005/11/2020

All the gays should wear hats like this. None of that MASC shit.

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by Anonymousreply 12105/11/2020

GAY:

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by Anonymousreply 12205/11/2020

R116 and r118 seem like down-to-earth guys

by Anonymousreply 12305/11/2020

I meant r119

by Anonymousreply 12405/11/2020

I mean r119, not 118, though he looks nice too

by Anonymousreply 12505/11/2020

I look good in hats so suck my big gay dick.

by Anonymousreply 12605/11/2020

R122, a baseball cap won’t make an effeminate guy seem masculine, unless the effeminate guy is just gonna walk buy and stay silent and never make more than a passing, superficial guy. When an effeminate guy starts talking or displaying mannerisms, his nature will make a bigger impression than the baseball cap. A guy talking and acting camp or girly will still seem fem wearing a baseball cap.

by Anonymousreply 12705/11/2020

You’re forgetting that gay men tend to over-groom, so it doesn’t matter how masculine they are.

by Anonymousreply 12805/11/2020

Not the ones I hang with

by Anonymousreply 12905/11/2020

Kaden is all that

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by Anonymousreply 13005/11/2020

You have to have the head and attitude for it

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by Anonymousreply 13105/11/2020

No logo really adds to the fem vibe, kind of Kyle Krieger look.

by Anonymousreply 13205/11/2020

Roger wears one now and then, this one is red (of course).

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by Anonymousreply 13305/11/2020

[quote] unless the effeminate guy is just gonna walk buy and stay silent and never make more than a passing, superficial guy.

Come again.

by Anonymousreply 13405/12/2020

unless the effeminate guy is just gonna walk by and stay silent and never make more than a passing, superficial impression...

by Anonymousreply 13505/12/2020

I wear them. I'm tired of them. What can I wear instead? I don't need to look any more masculine than I already do.

I have a punkinhead.

by Anonymousreply 13605/12/2020

Personally I am more of a Beanie person.

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by Anonymousreply 13705/12/2020

Like this?

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by Anonymousreply 13805/12/2020

Complements his hotness

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by Anonymousreply 13905/13/2020

My goodness, there are a lot of handsome young men out there nowadays

by Anonymousreply 14005/13/2020

I recently had to go down to my storage unit and get a bag of baseball caps out, because....COVID hair situation.

by Anonymousreply 14105/13/2020

Whenever I see a guy wearing a baseball cap in public (outside of a sporting event) I think: "Is he going bald? And he's embarrassed to show it?" The baseball cap makes me think he is insecure about his baldness.

Whenever I see a guy wearing a baseball cap backwards on his head in public, I think: "Is he a douche? A going-bald douche? Probably."

by Anonymousreply 14205/13/2020

Whenever I see someone asking himself questions and answering them, I think: "Is he schizophrenic?"

Oh wait, you were just doing it inside your own head. I guess that's ok then. But you know what I'm talking about....those crazy people screaming at imaginary people on the street.

by Anonymousreply 14305/13/2020

Thanks, R143, you cheeky. ;)

by Anonymousreply 14405/13/2020

“ Whenever I see a guy wearing a baseball cap in public (outside of a sporting event) I think: "Is he going bald? And he's embarrassed to show it?" The baseball cap makes me think he is insecure about his baldness.

Whenever I see a guy wearing a baseball cap backwards on his head in public, I think: "Is he a douche? A going-bald douche? Probably."

You type really old.

by Anonymousreply 14505/13/2020

Baseball cap-wearing seems kind of normal nowadays

by Anonymousreply 14605/13/2020

It’s widely popular

by Anonymousreply 14705/13/2020

And the baseball cap style has all kinds of logos and statements on them, not just baseball teams. It's the new fedora or whatever. Men like to wear hats, i think it's that simple.

by Anonymousreply 14805/13/2020

Yeah, but athletic team baseball caps (all team sports) are by far the most popular.

by Anonymousreply 14905/13/2020

Whenever I see a gay man wearing a team baseball cap, I wonder, is it for fashion or because he is actually a fan? No need to ask that...it’s for fashion. Duh!

What is it with fat bears and straw fedoras?

by Anonymousreply 15005/13/2020

R150, Dont say dumb stuff

by Anonymousreply 15105/14/2020

What are those stickers some hats have on their bills? I always think someone forgot to take off a tag.

by Anonymousreply 15205/14/2020

It’s part of the urban and hip hop style

by Anonymousreply 15305/14/2020

It has to do with having a “fresh,” cool look. It always flashes the authenticity of the hat.

by Anonymousreply 15405/14/2020

It means you are descended from Minnie Pearl.

by Anonymousreply 15505/14/2020

Okay

by Anonymousreply 15605/14/2020

Whenever I see a gay man listening to Cher or Ariana, I wonder, is it a femme thing or is he actually a fan? No need to ask... duh. It's a femme thing.

by Anonymousreply 15705/14/2020

Nice bro

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by Anonymousreply 15805/14/2020

Baseball cap and makeup?

by Anonymousreply 15905/14/2020

Why is it so hard for you to admit that your baseball cap is just fashion/drag? This is Datalounge, you can be real here.

by Anonymousreply 16005/14/2020

The guy at r158 is hot, so I scoped his IG.

Almost every pic he’s in a hat. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 16105/14/2020

Why is there a bible quote reference in his profile? Is it the one about homosexuals?

by Anonymousreply 16205/14/2020

I wear baseball cap types of hats - but not necessarily designating a specific baseball team. Why? A few reasons:

1) Keeps the hot sun off my head and face 2) Bad hair day or needs a cut 3) I can't be bothered to wash or even style my hair 4) It tends to make you look younger

And with lockdown, my hair is a fucking mess. Every time I leave the house, know that a baseball cap is going on my head.

I'm doing all of you a FAVOR.

by Anonymousreply 16305/14/2020

I’m hiding my nasty hair from all of you, look how young I look! You’re welcome!

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by Anonymousreply 16405/14/2020

Ooh hot daddy. Call me.

by Anonymousreply 16505/14/2020

R164 - I guarantee that guy in your pic (who is hot for an older man) looks much better than with a bald head or with a white crown of hair.

He's fuckable even though he's probably around 70!

by Anonymousreply 16605/14/2020

This look drives me wild bro

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by Anonymousreply 16705/14/2020

Dear Nathan Webb Troll,

This thread is about gay men wearing baseball caps, not straight men who read the Bible wearing baseball caps.

thx,

OP

by Anonymousreply 16805/14/2020

A Huge percentage of people have Bible quotes in their profiles. Ephesians 6:11 says “ Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes”. It’s a Very popular verse.

by Anonymousreply 16905/14/2020

Reading the Bible, and quoting it, is for losers who think the devil is real.

by Anonymousreply 17005/14/2020

Let’s talk about fat bears and straw hats. Let’s also talk about fat men that wear fedoras with buttons on them.

by Anonymousreply 17105/14/2020

R170,🙄🙄🙄

by Anonymousreply 17205/14/2020

GayGringo

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by Anonymousreply 17305/14/2020

R173 yum! Fuck yes

by Anonymousreply 17405/14/2020

mike Rowe wore one well.

by Anonymousreply 17505/14/2020

Yes, because he’s straight. Again, this thread is about GAY men wearing baseball caps.

by Anonymousreply 17605/14/2020

[R173] what are those dots on his side? Is that a tattoo?

by Anonymousreply 17705/14/2020

R176 ok.

by Anonymousreply 17805/14/2020

R177 most likely either moles or Seborrheic Keratosis.

by Anonymousreply 17905/14/2020

Is that contagious?

by Anonymousreply 18005/14/2020

no it's a common skin growth

by Anonymousreply 18105/14/2020

Why doesn’t he get that removed?

by Anonymousreply 18205/14/2020

It's a (very common) birds tattoo, gramps

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by Anonymousreply 18305/14/2020

The other guy said it’s a skin thing. Nothing grandpa about noticing that.

Aren’t we supposed to be talking about hats?

by Anonymousreply 18405/14/2020

R183 is an idiot troll.

by Anonymousreply 18505/14/2020

Here you go moron

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by Anonymousreply 18605/14/2020

Thanks idiot cunt troll R186. Congratulations on being "right" and proving it with a link. You must be so proud of your immense accomplishment. Now kindly move it along, toots.

by Anonymousreply 18705/14/2020

oops my hat fell off

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by Anonymousreply 18805/14/2020

Cap back on

by Anonymousreply 18905/14/2020

Bump

by Anonymousreply 19005/15/2020

And by all means wear your cap with the sticker still on it....

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by Anonymousreply 19105/15/2020

Yes, a perfectly placed crisp baseball cap on a gay looks like a new purse. But the purposely distressed ones also look a bit staged. It really depends on the guy. You can tell when they grew up wearing them and to me that is the qualifier.

I don't really agree with you R166. The guy in R164 is a try-hard. He would look better with the cap off because the necklace and the hoodie are desperate enough. Confidence is what is attractive. Trying to look like you just left a Phish concert at his age does not demonstrate confidence. If you are wearing the cap to look younger or hide the hair loss, everybody knows. It is betrayed by your own expression of needing approval and dreading the moment when the cap comes off.

"Didn't have time to style it"

Now you could wear a fishnet adjustable with a Bass Pro Shops logo on it and everybody would still know you don't like fish.

by Anonymousreply 19205/20/2020

[quote]Trying to look like you just left a Phish concert at his age

What if he did? He's in the right age group for deadheads and Phishheads aren't too far behind. Never understood why anyone gives a shit about what someone else wears - or why. Worry about yourself.

by Anonymousreply 193Last Thursday at 5:42 AM

R193 - Dude, the whole discussion is about what someone else wears. If I saw him on the street I wouldn’t bother to notice.

by Anonymousreply 194Last Thursday at 6:08 AM

Caps are so prevalent now, across all ages and social brackets, that I don't think they are really trying to say anything anymore

by Anonymousreply 195Last Thursday at 6:51 AM

Back in the day I hooked up with someone and he pulled a construction helmet from under his bed and asked me to put it on.

I declined because it seemed ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 196Last Thursday at 6:58 AM

Hilarious

by Anonymousreply 197Last Thursday at 7:33 AM

for r191

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by Anonymousreply 198Last Thursday at 9:39 AM

I would have SO put on the hard hat. In fact, I’m going to go by and get mine back from my bud.

by Anonymousreply 199Last Thursday at 10:32 AM

R196 here. I could tell he was a little disappointed about the hard hat situation. But I had him on his back with his legs up and I wanted to get down to business.

As we were getting dressed, I said I was a little bit hungry so he made me a cheese sandwich with a slice of American cheese in it and put it in a sandwich baggie. And then I left.

As I was walking down the sidewalk eating my cheese sandwich I thought "Hmm, I had a pretty good night. Tore up some ass and got a free sandwich"

Obviously, alcohol was involved.

by Anonymousreply 200Last Friday at 9:13 AM
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