Janet Jackson Biopic Rumored to Be in the Works

OMG - what’s interesting that’s ever happened to her ? ?

My prayers have been answered!!!!

I'm happy to play myself! At any age!

Who is she?

Gabourey Sidibe is in talks for the lead role.

Im the coffee enema ☕

Isn't she some famous guy's sister?

I'd rather we get a LaToya biopic. At least it'll have an interesting main character.

This is already the most boring film ever made.

Yeah, right, like it’s ever going to be made.

Wake me for the part where she gets knocked up and knocked around by her Middle-Eastern sugar daddy (NOT WITHOUT MY DOWRY?).

Who will play Janbot?

Chrissy Metz, R12.

R12, Diamond and Silk need a job. They could share the role Mary Kate Ashley Olsen style.

Paris Jackson can play Janet

Janet would be great playing Ja’Net DuBois.

There’s a Rumor that’s circulating only in Janbot’s fevered imagination.

I admit I want to see Janbot playing herself.

Why? What's she achieved?

An exposed nipple?

[R18] Shirley MacLaine, Sophia Loren, Joan Rivers and Howard Stern all did it so why not Janet?

Unless there is lots of sexual abuse, violence and drugs, it won't be interesting.

I don't know anything about that r19. What?

If the filmmakers succeed in transposing Janet's rich inner life to the screen, I can't see how this could fail.

Her rich inner life of being born into a family of musicians and becoming a star despite that? I will give her marrying that DeBarge dude. That's random as fuck.

[quote]Gabourey Sidibe is in talks for the lead role.

Man she’s really gonna have to put on a lot of weight.

Jermaine Dupri might have to play himself because no one is ugly enough. I just hope he can truthfully recreate the scene when he threw up on Janet in a nightclub.

Alicia Keys can play Lena Horne demanding that Janet be fired from Horne's biopic.

Is this being made for the Hallmark channel? Will it be one of their Christmas specials?

What's the character arc here? Whispery-voiced former child sitcom actress and sister of pedophile mega-star known for overproduced songs and manufactured image becomes flabby has-been? This will get asses in seats?

Donald Glover can play LL Cool J getting fed up and abandoning Janet's disastrous Rock Witchu Tour.

Doesn't every Janet-related thread contain a post that has something to do with her bankrupting a state fair? Should that episode be included?

I'm sure the youth of today will relate....

"Runaway" by Janet Jackson is on the May 2002 Gap In-Store Playlist!

Starring: Precious!

Colton Haynes can play JT exposing Janet's 40 year old titty to millions of people at the Superbowl

She’s boring though unless half of the movie is about Michael this will Bomb hard!

And Janet can do a cameo as the exposed titty!

Kerry Washington as Rebbie Jackson, child raiser of Janet's crotchfruit with James DeBarge.

LaToya can play present-day Janet. She'll have to gain a lot of weight though.

No Madonna songs ever!!! What's Madonna songs doing on this playlist when I told you NO MADONNA SONGS EVER?! Answer me! Wissam, get out of that bed! I lipsync and lipsync until I'm half dead and what do I get? A husband who cares as much about the beautiful IVF I've undergone as he does about me!

Special guest apperance by Joan Van Ark of Janet's plastic surgeon.

While I am flattered by the public clamor demanding I be cast, and though I am indeed a woman of Welsh colour, I must decline the role. I am still in mourning the loss of my beloved Father-In-Law Kurt .

Based on R41’s pic, Joan can play Madonna, bitterly scoffing at one of her dancers who dared compare her outfit to Queen Janet’s Rhythm Nation look.

....

What's Lunch Got to Do With It?

That's Tina's biopic title. She's up in Switzerland. Getting thick.

Janet's weight is fine. In fact, her biopic should be called That's The Way Low Carb Diets Go

"Fine" = twice as wide as Whoopi.

Yes, I knew the second she came out in that OTT yeti costume that she must've gained weight.

She looks like a just unmasked Scooby Doo villain there.

I'd much prefer they go with this screenplay:

"Got Your Nose: The Jackson Story"

There’s lots to draw from here.

The long and storied “secret child” urban legend

Growing up in one of America’s most famous and infamous musical families

How her career blossomed from her being an insecure child actress into a world renown pop icon

How she fired her father as her manager when her Control album took off.

The brief marriage to and annulment from drug addict James DeBarge when she was just 18

The relationships (the aforementioned DeBarge, the lengthy secret marriage to dancer Rene Elizondo and all the drama that came from that break-up, her time with producer Jermaine Dupri, the supposed fling with Bobby Brown, the wooing from Robert DeNiro and her brief fling with Matthew McConaughey)

And then of course there’s the whole Super Bowl thing, her struggles with weight, how she suffered with depression during the making of her Velvet Rope album, the Tupac drama from behind the scenes of Poetic Justice, etc.

This unauthorized bio of her life even has a crazy story about how Katherine and a young Janet and Randy once stormed into the office of one of Joe’s mistresses and starting beating her up.

Hope they don't smear over the state fair bankruptcy

^As for relationships, there’s also her marriage to Qatari business magnate Wissam Al Mana, the somewhat rocky break up, how she disappeared for a few years and moved to Dubai while she was his wife, the baby that came from that union, born when she was 50...

I wonder who will play her daughter that Rebbie had to raised?

She lacks the true self-destructive diva (like Judy and Whitney) air for a film to really work.

Most of that drama was kind of happening around her.

I doubt it will ever be made, but the Whitney one might.

I hope that has the scene in which Whitney and Cissy are making fun of Paula Abdul's and Janet's vocals.

The film will feature heavy Baja Fresh product placement?

Dionne Warwick IS Katherine Jackson!

Baja Fresh will be product placed in every scene.

[quote]Dionne Warwick IS Katherine Jackson!

She’s not demure enough.

[quote]I hope that has the scene in which Whitney and Cissy are making fun of Paula Abdul's and Janet's vocals.

Whitney did no such thing to Janet. It was her mother being the cunt.

Whitney was making fun of Paula's "She sounds flat on the record!" Her mother chimed in by mentioning Janet.

Dionne Warwick not demure enough?!

Hussy, wipe your mouth out.

Still from the set:

Dionne LOOKS mean.

Yass!!!

The logical choice to portray Janet is Lizzo.

^No, she's too heavy.

Will they cover her fake pregnancy?

From what I heard, her biopic will mainly talk about MJ, her brother’s life, which hopefully is the only thing interesting enough for people to read

Oh My God, look who's going to be playing Janet!

R68, I agree. Janet's too heavy for Lizzo to play her.

Why?

Will it be the first in Ryan Murphy's "Whatever Happened To?" series?

^No, Ryan is saving that for HAGdonna.

Ryan Murphy loves Madonna and devoted an episode of "Glee" to her, which got double the show's usual ratings. Janet of course was not even considered. And JanBot, as usual, tried it but failed.

Lena Horne is playing Janet.

The Madonna hags tried it. Again. Sad heifers.

Stay pressed, hunties! Your hag is decaying

....while Janet is S L A Y I N G

First spy shot released of the cutie playing baby Janet :)

Here’s Whitney and Cissy, jealous af at Janet’s talent.

Well, considering that everything about her is fake... this movie is just going to be a bunch of lies.

Right now they're in Norway auditioning albino actresses to play her at the various stages of her life.

Mr DeMille...I'm ready for my WIDE shot..

This thread made me laugh out loud so much. It's rare for that to happen anymore. Thanks.

Why would Whitney be jealous of Janet? Whitney despite dying so young sold way more records, was in much bigger films, and was way more successful worldwide than Janet.

^^ it was sarcasm. In the clip they are dissing her and Paula Abdul

[quote]Janet of course was not even considered

Janet was, however, VERY considered. GLEE celebrated her multiple times...

....

GLEEfully Janet

GLEE's story about CONTROL...

I agree with R78

[quote]Why would Whitney be jealous of Janet?

She wasn't. They were longtime friends and each woman excelled in areas where the other faltered (Janet was the better all-around performer and dancer and Whitney was the gifted singer). Whitney even covered Janet's "Control" in concert in '87.

Funny how Whitney didn’t defend her “friend” why Cissy trashed her. Whitney just nodded right along.

R88, but she didn’t get a whole episode. And she didn’t bring the ratings Madonna did. And of course they got a #1album out of it as well.

LOL the SHADE:

"Hard to imagine now, but back in the mid-90s Janet Jackson was hot property."

Is that Nose #7 or #8 that Janet is sporting in R93?

[quote]Funny how Whitney didn’t defend her “friend”

They weren’t “friends,” dear, they were friends.

R96, when a two-bit, never-was wannabe Aimee Mann “musician” like Emily Barker can sell even half the records that Janet Jackson has sold over her career, call me. Until then, have several seats.

Whitney wouldn't defend her "friend" Janet, but she defended Madonna because she respected Madonna.

Respect is what you see at R93. Whitney didn’t give two shits about Madonna, nor did she respect her. Some reporter once mentioned to Whitney how Madonna had just scored a hit with Babyface, and she was all, “Big whoop. I’ve had hits with him before too.”

Janet looks like she was bleaching hard at R98.

r102 that pic looks like it was from 1990. Makeup for black women was awful back then. Janet was wearing a ton of it, probably not in the correct shade.

There's no denying Janet got a stupid and pointless white woman's on her face. Her original was fine.

Is Chrissy Metz still in the running?

Nobody cares.

She'd be perfect R105, she's white and FAT!

Maybe they could work her into a Whitney biopic.

'Cos there's no way this is getting made.

A LaToya biopic would be more interesting.

What a bold faced, blatant lie this article is. There is no Janet biopic in the works. I would stake Jabba's life on it.

Poor haters. Keep hating.

It will flop like all of Janet’s movies.

That picture is from 30 years ago. Why don't you try something a bit more recent?

She also just seems like a boring person.

[quote]It will flop like all of Janet’s movies.

Janet’s first 3 films opened at #1 at the US box office and they all made a profit, so try again.

^JABBA fucking lies. ^

JanBot, we've done this already.

Poetic Justice was John Singleton's widely publicized follow up to his very successful debut, Boyz in the Hood. Boyz in the Hood made about $60 million on a $6 million budget on largely word of mouth and great reviews. Poetic Justice despite all kinds of promotion only made $27 million on a $14 million budget and fell out of the top 10 within 2 seeks. Flop. Singleton's follow up Higher Learning made $38 million with a lesser-known cast.

Nutty Professor II also collapsed after opening weekend and made $166 million on an $84 million budget. Another flop. The first film made $270 million on a $54 million budget.

Why Did I Get Married? also collapsed after opening weekend and made only $55 million. Flop. Perry's Madea films are usually in the $70-80 million range even without high profile stars.

Nobody wants to see Janet on the big screen. Especially some biopic with all the lies she's told.

If the biopic is marketed in concert with KFC, Red Lobster and Burger King promotions then it might make a small profit - provided Janet does in-store appearances.

Janet has an exclusive deal with Baja Fresh, R118. She may be a flop, but she's not disloyal.

R5, Good one

R117, you needn't have gone into all of that. Janet was a supporting player in two of those three films, both of which were part of a franchise, so no one, I repeat NO ONE was going to see them for her. And yes, Poetic Justice was one of those movies that opened at #1 during a fallow time at the box office. It was NOT a hit. (See: With Honors)

Yes, Evita only grossed $27 million according to Wikipedia.

I just hope Janbot hasn't been editing it again...

Evita grossed $50m domestically and $141m worldwide

Oh I know R121. But JanBot would have you believe Janet is some cultural force who could put asses in the seats. Of course when you check the facts, JanBot, as usual, fails.

Will they cover her nose job, coffee enemas, second divorce, giving birth at fifty?

I’m ready for my closeup!

Are they open to trans-racial casting?

[quote]Are they open to trans-racial casting?

Like having a black woman play late '80s / early '90s skinbleach Janet?

[R128] Paris Hilton to play Janet from the end of The Cosby Show up until Rythm Nation?

Better idea! Shelve the biopic and have Janet star in a film version of Gogol's THE NOSE. The story offers a great "method" opportunity for Janet because it's about a man (or, theoretically, a woman) who wakes up one morning to discover that his nose is missing. He then finds out that the nose has established its own independent identity and has even achieved a higher social status. Am I wrong to see Janet in this?

I actually think this might be interesting. Janet was never the "THE BIGGEST" star of the time despite being quite popular. It makes for a familiar legend but with things you never really knew or even realized. I think megastars like Elvis, MJ, Madonna, Beyonce wouldn't make for good biopics because every inch of their fame was too well documented. They are so larger than life that their personas sort of become a real life performance. The right director, script, and talent and this could be the next Freddie Mercury pic.

I don't think "interesting" means what R131 thinks it does.

The collapsing nose with triangular nostrils will make this movie sell out. Gotta get that prosthetic nose perfect!

They should try Lifetime for this.

So many pathetic faggots and their non-factor nobody opinions. It’s hilarious, really. Ms. Jackson, one of the preeminent pop icons of all time (and the woman who made the careers of Beyoncé, Rihanna, et. al possible), accomplished more before she was thirty than many of you AIDS victims were ever able to eke out in your entire sad lifetimes.

As for the movie, it will be phenomenal and it will add to her list of #1 US box office hits, providing she appears in it at the end ala Tina in What’s Love Got To Do With It.

R126 should stop scaring people with pics of his mother.

Did someone say Paris Hilton?

I don't know why the why gays on DL gate Janet. They love every other pop diva except her, well and Madge. Madge has a lot of fans on here too. Janet is almost universally loathed on DL. Why?

Because Janet has the stink of Jabba all over her.

And she's a failure.

[quote]Janet is some cultural force

SOME cultural force? Bitch, she’s a damn enigmatic legend.

Ooh look. The fag at R139 was waiting around with bated breath for my commentary.

R138, your answer is at R111.

Because it bears repeating.

They're never gonna make a movie about that fat cunt Janet.

r143, LOL. CRYING.

Good Lord. Maybe Aunte Janet can step in?

......Auntie Janet.....

Everyone in that family is certifiable, except for Rebbie.

Rebbie!!!

Janet has always been one of the normal ones.

I could use a lead role. Good thing my audition's already in the can.

She’s an award nominee actress. But Madonna even beat her there.

I stand corrected, she was voted Worst New Star in the 14th annual Razzies. JANET IS AN AWARD WINNING ACTRESS!

too much whisper voice and giggling to watch and her recycled dance moves. no thanks.

Janet really is the weak link in Poetic Justice because she just seems fake. Her accent, everything; she just doesn't capture an around the way girl whose fiance was just murdered. Singleton is a highly underrated filmmaker; Poetic Justice is a solid road trip film, but Janet is awful in this.

Yes, R155, Janet playing the role is too much like LaToya playing the role. She just doesn't seem really believably hardened by life. The whole performance just seems a little too... airy, on her part. Unconvincing.

[quote]Yes, Evita only grossed $27 million according to Wikipedia.

That was me.

I meant to write POETIC JUSTICE only grossed $27 million.

Kim Fields would make a good Janet if they did it for Lifetime. Let's be honest there's no way this thing will ever get a theatrical release.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN JANET!

Haggy birthday Janet, Queen of lardasses everywhere, including JABBA.

She looks gorgeous at R159.

Happy Birthday, ya enormous cow!

[R138] Because Janet doesn't inspire much of the love and respect that gritty, self-made star stars like Madonna do, despite Madonna's epic fails of late. Not only did Janet get where she did through nepotism as opposed to talent, she was also a completely manufactured product who nothing without video and sound technology to prop her up (Madonna, too - but she invented MTV performing and a certain brand of live spectacle). Lacking a great voice, distinctive personal style, taste in material, a sense of humor, natural beauty or AAA songwriters and producers to use her as their Charlie McCarthy, poor Janet has fallen down to the D list. Janet completely lacks a star mystique - no one dreams of what she's doing or what she's doing next. Plus, she's fat.

I saw Poetic Justice opening night in NYC. I was a huge fan of Boyz in the Hood. I remember the audience laughing at Janet when she has the screaming fit in the car.

I never went to see another John Singleton film in the theater again. It was quite clear he was a one hit wonder.

[quote][[R138]] Because Janet doesn't inspire much of the love and respect that gritty, self-made star stars like Madonna do, despite Madonna's epic fails of late. Not only did Janet get where she did through nepotism as opposed to talent, she was also a completely manufactured product who nothing without video and sound technology to prop her up (Madonna, too - but she invented MTV performing and a certain brand of live spectacle). Lacking a great voice, distinctive personal style, taste in material, a sense of humor, natural beauty or AAA songwriters and producers to use her as their Charlie McCarthy, poor Janet has fallen down to the D list. Janet completely lacks a star mystique - no one dreams of what she's doing or what she's doing next. Plus, she's fat.

Translation: I'm a diseased, old, fat, white racist gay cunt and I only have affections for white, sleazy female performers.

What is there to say?

[quote] What is there to say?

Jabba is a foul smelling cunt.

Janet "getting where she is because of her name" is not something that PLENTY of people in Hollywood didn't do before her or after. So what if she had an easy road getting a record deal? A big part of making it in Hollywood is who you know, who you're related to and/or who you sleep with, and Madonna definitely fits the last scenario. If she truly obtained worldwide fame solely based on being MJ's sister, then whatever the fuck happened to Rebbie and LaToya's stellar, decades-long, awards-decorated careers? Oh, that's right, they DON'T HAVE THEM, because they didn't have the "it" factor that Janet has. You do not become one of the perennial pop icons of all time with decades of hits and industry records and achievements behind you simply because you're someone's little sister - just ask poor Marie Osmond. No amount of envious potshots made by a bunch of bitter queens on some obscure gay internet forum will change that.

Charlie McCarthy never won the Grammy's Governor's Award

Nor did her ever write and compose a #1 song.

Everyone knows Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis wrote everything on Rhythm Nation. Janet was able to command co-writing credit because of the Jackson name. The bitch can barely write her own name.

Nor did HE ever write a #1 song, because Janet certainly wrote BC.

[quote]Everyone knows Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis wrote everything on Rhythm Nation.

Everyone where? In your head?

Jabba is PRESSED

JABBA be Distressed and OBSESSED

NO.ONE.WILL.WATCH.THIS.

Janet on her birthday at R159 is copying a legendary 1985 photo of Stevie Nicks.

I thought EVERYONE copied Janet but she never copied anyone else.

Happy Birthday!

Love, the one and only Stevie Nicks!

R163 Madonna used her pussy to get a record deal, are you saying her pussy is “gritty”?

Jabba thinks if it says something enough times it will become true. Jabba is super jealous of Madonna and her fans, because they've backed a winner.

I give a lot of props to Baja Fresh for milking her for all she's worth. Contracts suck.

Lifetime presents

Kim Fields in

‘Wardrobe Malfunctions

Also starring

Dionne Warwick

Faye Dunaway

And Chrissy Metz as Fat Phase Janet

And Featuring Mackenzie Astin as Justin Timberlake!

"Gonna have you NAKED by the end of this song!"

[quote][R163] Madonna used her pussy to get a record deal, are you saying her pussy is “gritty”?

Haha! I think that's EXACTLY what he meant!

R181 through R184 are all painfully unfunny...I have second hand embarrassment for you.

Janet fans are incapable of feeling embarrassed.

[quote][R181] through [R184] are all painfully unfunny...I have second hand embarrassment for you.

THIS.

Nobody gives a fuck about Janet Jackson. Who would watch a biopic about a nobody?

Because with every VOD you get a Baja Fresh coupon.

[quote]Nobody gives a fuck about Janet Jackson.

Nobody in your sad little world.

Nobody cares

Ha, there are no comments posted to the article at OP and less than 2000 shares on social media. Nobody cares, indeed.

I hear it's going to be called Bankrupted: The Janet Jackson Story

How to enable a pedophile for fame and money is the title

Hater at R113, that is NOT Janet! I think it’s the Pine Sol lady.

What an insult to the Pine Sol lady to mistake her for Janet. The Pine Sol lady's nose is lovely. Nothing like the Jackson hatchet job.

Wow, Janet has so much white face powder on in that photo, she must be studying mime.

She might as well, since the bitch can't dance.

It'll be a repeat of the Iowa State Fair. How do the Jacksons get away with this Shit?

R193 to R199 ... worried about you

^LOL, I do love you.

Jabba talking to itself again. LOL.

^Um, no, but not even 4 minutes after my post and you've already responded? Is DL your job? Get a life, you sissy. But, DO stay pressed.

JABBA pounces immediately to respond to a post.

Stupid, retarded, pressed JABBA.

Homophobic slur... sure sign of JABBA!

There is no desire for this woman. None. I think people are embarrassed they were once fans. There is no demand for her music.

[quote] ^Um, no, but not even 4 minutes after my post and you've already responded? Is DL your job? Get a life, you sissy. But, DO stay pressed.

Umm, you just admitted it was your post. Jabba fails again. Fail, Jabba, fail!

r207....there is no shame in reaching out for help

R206 ran out of chaturbate tokens

Well at least Janet still has all her edges at 54 years old

What a slut!

Janet whored herself out at an early age. MJ finally bought her a decent team in 1986. I guess she paid him back in noses.

[quote] Well at least Janet still has all her edges at 54 years old

And a few more

[quote][R206] ran out of chaturbate tokens

ROFLMAO!!

r163, Yeah but yall got admit janet put out some great mainstream r&b albums. Rhythm nation, Janet, Velvet Rope. Some of the most critically acclaimed pop-r&b albums of the MTV era. Not to mention she nearly laid the foundation of the concept album filled with certifiable crossover hits, songs that could have choreographed dances for the entire music video. Evey black female mainstream artist has followed that mold. I'm not a big Janet fan, and prefer Madonna's material because for one1.) I don't like mumble singers and 2.) Some of Janet's provocative or social justice songs come across a bit pretentious.

r168, Thats what kills me when people talk about Janet's nepotism. And yet these same Marys won't even acknowledge that nearly half of their favorite stars were born into showbiz. They are literally walking hypocritical cunts.

Let me clarify, I meant great according to critics not my personal taste.

R215, yes Janet did have some good stuff thanks to Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis who are brilliant producers.

Not even worthy of Lifetime.

Whitney benefited from nepotism. There difference between her and Janet is that she actually had the talent to back her success up. Same is true of Madonna, even if she had to suck a dick or two to get a recording contract.

But that’s the whole Jackson family. Janet stuck longer than most of them because she had JJ and TL.

If Michael was my brother, the last think I'd ever do is fuck with my nose though. I don't get it.

There's no movie happening. The website is some bullshit fanblog. Jabba's had its fingers up its ass long enough. Time to kill the fantasy.

Jabba- it will never happen. There's no there there.

[R222] Maybe the biopic will morph into a PSA about the dangers of fast food addiction.

What’s the working title of the film? Can they work “whisper-coo” into the title?

[quote][R168], Thats what kills me when people talk about Janet's nepotism. And yet these same Marys won't even acknowledge that nearly half of their favorite stars were born into showbiz. They are literally walking hypocritical cunts.

Amen. Thing is, these ninnies in here already realize that. It’s just that their blinding hatred for a Black woman with more talent than all of their faves put together is a little hard to see through.

[quote]Same is true of Madonna

In her case, if talent means copying icons who came before you down to the letter, getting Pat Leonard and Stephen Bray to do the heavy lifting creative-wise and successfully dyeing your hair from platinum to brown to platinum again without having it all fall out, then I guess your right. Because the bitch can’t act, sing or dance for shit.

[R225] A black woman like Sarah Vaughn? You've picked the wrong woman. Janet is a no-talent.

[quote]Janet is a no-talent.

Millions of fans and several decades worth of accumulating multi-platinum record sales, critical praise, industry achievements and a ton of awards say otherwise.

Don't forget her successful Baja Fresh campaign R228 !

Janet is a talented dancer. Singer, not so much.

[quote]Millions of fans and several decades worth of accumulating multi-platinum record sales, critical praise, industry achievements and a ton of awards say otherwise.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the gullibility of the American public.

The Iowa State Fair notwithstanding.

Jabba be pressed. Trotting out all the old defenses that don't hold water.

You know what holds water? Janet's fat ass.

Madonna can sign. She's no Whitney but she can hold a note. And is a brilliant interpreter of pop songs.

Lol r233.... “Madonna can sign” as in only deaf people enjoy her voice? And start a Madonna thread if you wanna keep licking her cooch

It kills me when white people talk about Vogue and how Madonna made it a thing...🙄🙄🙄

I’m hardly a Janet fan, but this always bugged me about Madge. I can’t even remember her attempting to set the record straight.

Janet was voguing in pleasure principle in 1987. Ask anybody in ball culture who is more influential, Janet or Madonna, 9 out of 10 will tell you Janet...Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.

[quote] Janet was voguing in pleasure principle in 1987. Ask anybody in ball culture who is more influential, Janet or Madonna, 9 out of 10 will tell you Janet...Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.

Jabba, shut the fuck up. Janet doesn't have thing fucking one to do with Voguing or ball culture. Goddamn, you're a fucking retard.

[quote]Madonna can sign. She's no Whitney but she can hold a note.

[quote]Lol [R233].... “Madonna can sign” as in only deaf people enjoy her voice?

Lmao! Now THIS topic deserves its own thread, and I’m just the one to create it.

[quote]Janet was voguing in pleasure principle in 1987. Ask anybody in ball culture who is more influential, Janet or Madonna, 9 out of 10 will tell you Janet...Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.

Thank you! Janet most certainly vogued and posed in Pleasure Principle way before Madonna stole it from the culture. She also featured dancer extraordinaire Willi Ninja vogueing in her Escapade video before Madonna’s Vogue was released. Ninja could also be seen vogueing in Janet’s Alright video, and was onstage with her at the 1990 AMAs.

Ninja seen vogueing here at the top of the performance...

R237 great post....go back to huffing madonnas Metamucil farts in her own thread

[quote]Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.

Speaking of whitewash, seen Janet’s FACE lately?

R243 weak and inaccurate. Bringing up a black woman’s complexion is treading into dangerous waters, it’s a bad look on you.

Look at JABBA/R244, the sad little Internet Tough Guy failing to threaten and intimidate.

Keep fuckin’ that chicken, JABBA.

Keep fuckin’ that chicken.

Keep ww’ing your own posts r245

That’s the best you got, retard JABBA/R246?

Take several seats, you fucking loser.

I hope it's one of those stupid Lifetime behind-the-drama films -- not that it'll ever get made even in that form -- but that's really all she deserves.

It couldn’t be any worse than that TV movie Angela Bassett directed about Whitney Houston’s life. Now that was some saaaad shit.

In Madonna’s defense, she did credit the dancers for Vogue and they featured heavily in Truth or Dare. Rather than just have them back her up and give no credit or recognition, like Janet. I’d argue Madonna did much for the dancers.

R247 you want me to respond to “keep fucking that chicken”.....you sound unwell, maybe get some fresh air?

R250 first off that argument is fucking stupid, secondly, if you want to have a circle jerk about Madonna, make a thread or post in one of the million threads the Madonna lunatic starts...

Maybe it will be an art film fashioned after The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Imagine Janet on a surrealistic set wrestling with foes including a Chicken McNugget, a Whopper, a Big Gulp. She loses, of course.

If Janet played herself she might finally stop being overlooked by the Razzies and bring home that trophy!

I see you’re still fuckin’ it, JABBA R251.

But you tried it.

Will the biopic include the reality that despite being one of the biggest pop stars on the planet, Hollywood was not about to let a short, petite, big head, and sometimes big boned Janet star in the Dorothy Dandridge bipopic. Thanks to Halle, the film finally got made.

The gays love Madonna. They will always love Madonna. The gays dropped Janet about a year after she got her tits out on the cover of Rolling Stone and they never came back.

So to pretend Janet actually did something for ball culture means you don't know jack about shit, Jabba, you fat fuck.

Whispercoo: The Janet Flopson Story -- TV Movie (2021)

What the fuck is “ball culture”?

I could see this being a hit. Not on earth, though.

[quote]What the fuck is “ball culture”?

Wow, JABBA/R259 I knew you were stupid but didn't even think you were THAT stupid.

Jabba threads always turn into borderline insanity before morphing into pure comedy. Yes!

[quote]The gays dropped Janet about a year after she got her tits out on the cover of Rolling Stone

On what planet do YOU live on? 'Cause it certainly ain't Earth.

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[quote]In Madonna’s defense, she did credit the dancers for Vogue and they featured heavily in Truth or Dare

You mean when she WASN'T calling them "fags'?

Give it up JABBA. Madonna is more important in the gay community

Well I hope they don't leave out this career highlight.

She got lots of publicity for that nip slip. Far more than her Damito Ho (2004) album deserved.

Every time I see a photo of her disgusting udder, it makes me want to vomit. Has anyone ever had more unattractive tits? Except for Jabba, I'm sure.

Even as I type this, retard JABBA is desperately searching for the imaginary producer of the imaginary biopic so that JABBA can audition to be her titty.

"I'M GONNA HAVE YOU NAKED BY THE END OF THIS SONG."

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Whoops!

Yeah, that was an "accident"

Yes, who did she think she was fooling that it was an accident with that lyric.

Halftime producer Beth Miller speaks about the SB incident and proves that it was an accident.

[quote]Every time I see a photo of her disgusting udder, it makes me want to vomit.

Well, you are GAY, so...

[quote]Give it up JANBOT. Madonna is more important in the gay community

To who? Gay whites?

[quote] To who? Gay whites?

Janet alienated her gay black fans years ago. But like he says, Jabba- You tried it.

How embarrassing for Janet for Helen Reddy to get a biopic before her.

Yeah I’m sorry I’ve never gotten the hype about Janet apart from her being Michael’s little sister. She’s like Top 5 one of the most boring celebrities ever. She’s had some good songs, mostly due to her producers, but I’ve never bought her being a sex kitten or particularly ambitious. I bet Janet can count on one hand how many men she’s slept with, and being a Jackson means she didn’t have to be edgy and reinvent herself to stay relevant.

I agree. For all the overt sexualness of her music for the past two decades, she doesn't strike me as someone who's really interested in sex. All of her songs about sex mostly stem from a lack of imagination on her part about what else to sing about.

What a waste of studio money

GapGuy, that model is HOT!

R282, that's Will Kemp, English dancer turned actor, who was a Gap model in 2002 and 2004.

I wonder if he ever danced with Janet.

R5 "Gabourey Sidibe is in talks for the lead role."

Not while I'm alive.

Has about as much chance of being made as that Lena Horne biopic.

[quote]I bet Janet can count on one hand how many men she’s slept with

And that is a bad thing? Eww, what kind of a walking Petrie dish of disease are you?

[quote]Petrie dish

BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

JABBA/R286, you fucking retard.

[quote]Yeah I’m sorry I’ve never gotten the hype about Janet apart from her being Michael’s little sister.

Poor you. You can go back to your Tony Orlando and Dawn records now.

R287 is clearly bothered by Janbot yet is always first to respond to Janbot’s posts. Like, not even five minutes after Janbot makes a post. It’s fascinating and pathetic all at the same time.

JABBA makes herself an easy target.

What's your point, JABBA/R289?

^Janbot’s point is that R287 (aka YOU) need to get a life. The lapdog look of responding a minute after Janbot posts is not a good look.

Do you always refer to yourself in the third person?

JABBA always does, R292 but justifies it because it uses many different ISPs to post its retardedness.

JABBA is drunk with retardedness.

Baroness of Burger Barn.

Queen of Pop Tarts

Infanta I’d In-&-Out.

Infanta of In-&-Out.

^It wasn’t funny the second time either, but you already knew that.

Waiting 10 minutes to jump at R298 was an eternity for retard JABBA/ R298.

Now that restrict ions are being lifted, this is probably a greenlight priority!

Keshia Knight Pulliam has always wanted to play Janet.

What “restrict ions”?

Fat Ass Janet can hoist herself off the toilet by herself again?

^But enough about JABBA’s mother.^

Janet getting ready to play herself....

Fat Pig. 🐷

^But enough about JABBA's mother^

R298 = Deep fries fruit baskets for Janet.