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Janet Jackson Biopic Rumored to Be in the Works

Action Jackson!

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by Anonymousreply 30706/05/2020

OMG - what’s interesting that’s ever happened to her ? ?

by Anonymousreply 104/29/2020

My prayers have been answered!!!!

by Anonymousreply 204/29/2020

I'm happy to play myself! At any age!

by Anonymousreply 304/29/2020

Who is she?

by Anonymousreply 404/29/2020

Gabourey Sidibe is in talks for the lead role.

by Anonymousreply 504/29/2020

Im the coffee enema ☕

by Anonymousreply 604/29/2020

Isn't she some famous guy's sister?

by Anonymousreply 704/29/2020

I'd rather we get a LaToya biopic. At least it'll have an interesting main character.

by Anonymousreply 804/29/2020

This is already the most boring film ever made.

by Anonymousreply 904/29/2020

Yeah, right, like it’s ever going to be made.

by Anonymousreply 1004/29/2020

Wake me for the part where she gets knocked up and knocked around by her Middle-Eastern sugar daddy (NOT WITHOUT MY DOWRY?).

by Anonymousreply 1104/29/2020

Who will play Janbot?

by Anonymousreply 1204/29/2020

Chrissy Metz, R12.

by Anonymousreply 1304/29/2020

R12, Diamond and Silk need a job. They could share the role Mary Kate Ashley Olsen style.

by Anonymousreply 1404/29/2020

Paris Jackson can play Janet

by Anonymousreply 1504/29/2020

Janet would be great playing Ja’Net DuBois.

by Anonymousreply 1604/29/2020

There’s a Rumor that’s circulating only in Janbot’s fevered imagination.

by Anonymousreply 1704/29/2020

I admit I want to see Janbot playing herself.

by Anonymousreply 1804/29/2020

Why? What's she achieved?

An exposed nipple?

by Anonymousreply 1904/29/2020

[R18] Shirley MacLaine, Sophia Loren, Joan Rivers and Howard Stern all did it so why not Janet?

by Anonymousreply 2004/29/2020

Unless there is lots of sexual abuse, violence and drugs, it won't be interesting.

by Anonymousreply 2104/29/2020

I don't know anything about that r19. What?

by Anonymousreply 2204/29/2020

If the filmmakers succeed in transposing Janet's rich inner life to the screen, I can't see how this could fail.

by Anonymousreply 2304/29/2020

Her rich inner life of being born into a family of musicians and becoming a star despite that? I will give her marrying that DeBarge dude. That's random as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2404/29/2020

[quote]Gabourey Sidibe is in talks for the lead role.

Man she’s really gonna have to put on a lot of weight.

by Anonymousreply 2504/29/2020

Jermaine Dupri might have to play himself because no one is ugly enough. I just hope he can truthfully recreate the scene when he threw up on Janet in a nightclub.

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by Anonymousreply 2604/29/2020

Alicia Keys can play Lena Horne demanding that Janet be fired from Horne's biopic.

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by Anonymousreply 2704/29/2020

Is this being made for the Hallmark channel? Will it be one of their Christmas specials?

by Anonymousreply 2804/29/2020

What's the character arc here? Whispery-voiced former child sitcom actress and sister of pedophile mega-star known for overproduced songs and manufactured image becomes flabby has-been? This will get asses in seats?

by Anonymousreply 2904/29/2020

Donald Glover can play LL Cool J getting fed up and abandoning Janet's disastrous Rock Witchu Tour.

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by Anonymousreply 3004/29/2020

Doesn't every Janet-related thread contain a post that has something to do with her bankrupting a state fair? Should that episode be included?

by Anonymousreply 3104/29/2020

I'm sure the youth of today will relate....

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by Anonymousreply 3204/29/2020

"Runaway" by Janet Jackson is on the May 2002 Gap In-Store Playlist!

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by Anonymousreply 3304/29/2020

Starring: Precious!

by Anonymousreply 3404/29/2020

Colton Haynes can play JT exposing Janet's 40 year old titty to millions of people at the Superbowl

by Anonymousreply 3504/29/2020

She’s boring though unless half of the movie is about Michael this will Bomb hard!

by Anonymousreply 3604/29/2020

And Janet can do a cameo as the exposed titty!

by Anonymousreply 3704/29/2020

Kerry Washington as Rebbie Jackson, child raiser of Janet's crotchfruit with James DeBarge.

by Anonymousreply 3804/29/2020

LaToya can play present-day Janet. She'll have to gain a lot of weight though.

by Anonymousreply 3904/29/2020

No Madonna songs ever!!! What's Madonna songs doing on this playlist when I told you NO MADONNA SONGS EVER?! Answer me! Wissam, get out of that bed! I lipsync and lipsync until I'm half dead and what do I get? A husband who cares as much about the beautiful IVF I've undergone as he does about me!

by Anonymousreply 4004/30/2020

Special guest apperance by Joan Van Ark of Janet's plastic surgeon.

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by Anonymousreply 4104/30/2020

While I am flattered by the public clamor demanding I be cast, and though I am indeed a woman of Welsh colour, I must decline the role. I am still in mourning the loss of my beloved Father-In-Law Kurt .

by Anonymousreply 4204/30/2020

Based on R41’s pic, Joan can play Madonna, bitterly scoffing at one of her dancers who dared compare her outfit to Queen Janet’s Rhythm Nation look.

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by Anonymousreply 4304/30/2020

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by Anonymousreply 4404/30/2020

What's Lunch Got to Do With It?

by Anonymousreply 4504/30/2020

That's Tina's biopic title. She's up in Switzerland. Getting thick.

Janet's weight is fine. In fact, her biopic should be called That's The Way Low Carb Diets Go

by Anonymousreply 4604/30/2020

"Fine" = twice as wide as Whoopi.

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by Anonymousreply 4704/30/2020

Yes, I knew the second she came out in that OTT yeti costume that she must've gained weight.

by Anonymousreply 4804/30/2020

She looks like a just unmasked Scooby Doo villain there.

by Anonymousreply 4905/01/2020

I'd much prefer they go with this screenplay:

"Got Your Nose: The Jackson Story"

by Anonymousreply 5005/01/2020

There’s lots to draw from here.

The long and storied “secret child” urban legend

Growing up in one of America’s most famous and infamous musical families

How her career blossomed from her being an insecure child actress into a world renown pop icon

How she fired her father as her manager when her Control album took off.

The brief marriage to and annulment from drug addict James DeBarge when she was just 18

The relationships (the aforementioned DeBarge, the lengthy secret marriage to dancer Rene Elizondo and all the drama that came from that break-up, her time with producer Jermaine Dupri, the supposed fling with Bobby Brown, the wooing from Robert DeNiro and her brief fling with Matthew McConaughey)

And then of course there’s the whole Super Bowl thing, her struggles with weight, how she suffered with depression during the making of her Velvet Rope album, the Tupac drama from behind the scenes of Poetic Justice, etc.

This unauthorized bio of her life even has a crazy story about how Katherine and a young Janet and Randy once stormed into the office of one of Joe’s mistresses and starting beating her up.

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by Anonymousreply 5105/01/2020

Hope they don't smear over the state fair bankruptcy

by Anonymousreply 5205/01/2020

^As for relationships, there’s also her marriage to Qatari business magnate Wissam Al Mana, the somewhat rocky break up, how she disappeared for a few years and moved to Dubai while she was his wife, the baby that came from that union, born when she was 50...

by Anonymousreply 5305/01/2020

I wonder who will play her daughter that Rebbie had to raised?

by Anonymousreply 5405/01/2020

She lacks the true self-destructive diva (like Judy and Whitney) air for a film to really work.

Most of that drama was kind of happening around her.

by Anonymousreply 5505/02/2020

I doubt it will ever be made, but the Whitney one might.

I hope that has the scene in which Whitney and Cissy are making fun of Paula Abdul's and Janet's vocals.

by Anonymousreply 5605/02/2020

The film will feature heavy Baja Fresh product placement?

by Anonymousreply 5705/02/2020

Dionne Warwick IS Katherine Jackson!

by Anonymousreply 5805/02/2020

Baja Fresh will be product placed in every scene.

by Anonymousreply 5905/02/2020

[quote]Dionne Warwick IS Katherine Jackson!

She’s not demure enough.

by Anonymousreply 6005/02/2020

[quote]I hope that has the scene in which Whitney and Cissy are making fun of Paula Abdul's and Janet's vocals.

Whitney did no such thing to Janet. It was her mother being the cunt.

by Anonymousreply 6105/02/2020

Whitney was making fun of Paula's "She sounds flat on the record!" Her mother chimed in by mentioning Janet.

by Anonymousreply 6205/02/2020

Dionne Warwick not demure enough?!

Hussy, wipe your mouth out.

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by Anonymousreply 6305/02/2020

Still from the set:

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by Anonymousreply 6405/02/2020

Dionne LOOKS mean.

by Anonymousreply 6505/02/2020

Yass!!!

by Anonymousreply 6605/07/2020

The logical choice to portray Janet is Lizzo.

by Anonymousreply 6705/07/2020

^No, she's too heavy.

by Anonymousreply 6805/07/2020

Will they cover her fake pregnancy?

by Anonymousreply 6905/07/2020

From what I heard, her biopic will mainly talk about MJ, her brother’s life, which hopefully is the only thing interesting enough for people to read

by Anonymousreply 7005/07/2020

Oh My God, look who's going to be playing Janet!

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by Anonymousreply 7105/07/2020

R68, I agree. Janet's too heavy for Lizzo to play her.

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by Anonymousreply 7205/08/2020

Why?

by Anonymousreply 7305/08/2020

Will it be the first in Ryan Murphy's "Whatever Happened To?" series?

by Anonymousreply 7405/08/2020

^No, Ryan is saving that for HAGdonna.

by Anonymousreply 7505/08/2020

Ryan Murphy loves Madonna and devoted an episode of "Glee" to her, which got double the show's usual ratings. Janet of course was not even considered. And JanBot, as usual, tried it but failed.

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by Anonymousreply 7605/08/2020

Lena Horne is playing Janet.

by Anonymousreply 7705/08/2020

The Madonna hags tried it. Again. Sad heifers.

Stay pressed, hunties! Your hag is decaying

....while Janet is S L A Y I N G

by Anonymousreply 7805/08/2020

First spy shot released of the cutie playing baby Janet :)

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by Anonymousreply 7905/08/2020

Here’s Whitney and Cissy, jealous af at Janet’s talent.

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by Anonymousreply 8005/08/2020

Well, considering that everything about her is fake... this movie is just going to be a bunch of lies.

by Anonymousreply 8105/08/2020
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by Anonymousreply 8205/08/2020

Right now they're in Norway auditioning albino actresses to play her at the various stages of her life.

by Anonymousreply 8305/08/2020

Mr DeMille...I'm ready for my WIDE shot..

by Anonymousreply 8405/08/2020

This thread made me laugh out loud so much. It's rare for that to happen anymore. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 8505/08/2020

Why would Whitney be jealous of Janet? Whitney despite dying so young sold way more records, was in much bigger films, and was way more successful worldwide than Janet.

by Anonymousreply 8605/08/2020

^^ it was sarcasm. In the clip they are dissing her and Paula Abdul

by Anonymousreply 8705/08/2020

[quote]Janet of course was not even considered

Janet was, however, VERY considered. GLEE celebrated her multiple times...

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by Anonymousreply 8805/09/2020

....

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by Anonymousreply 8905/09/2020

GLEEfully Janet

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by Anonymousreply 9005/09/2020

GLEE's story about CONTROL...

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by Anonymousreply 9105/09/2020

I agree with R78

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by Anonymousreply 9205/09/2020

[quote]Why would Whitney be jealous of Janet?

She wasn't. They were longtime friends and each woman excelled in areas where the other faltered (Janet was the better all-around performer and dancer and Whitney was the gifted singer). Whitney even covered Janet's "Control" in concert in '87.

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by Anonymousreply 9305/09/2020

Funny how Whitney didn’t defend her “friend” why Cissy trashed her. Whitney just nodded right along.

by Anonymousreply 9405/09/2020

R88, but she didn’t get a whole episode. And she didn’t bring the ratings Madonna did. And of course they got a #1album out of it as well.

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by Anonymousreply 9505/09/2020

LOL the SHADE:

"Hard to imagine now, but back in the mid-90s Janet Jackson was hot property."

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by Anonymousreply 9605/09/2020

Is that Nose #7 or #8 that Janet is sporting in R93?

by Anonymousreply 9705/09/2020

[quote]Funny how Whitney didn’t defend her “friend”

They weren’t “friends,” dear, they were friends.

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by Anonymousreply 9805/10/2020

R96, when a two-bit, never-was wannabe Aimee Mann “musician” like Emily Barker can sell even half the records that Janet Jackson has sold over her career, call me. Until then, have several seats.

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by Anonymousreply 9905/10/2020

Whitney wouldn't defend her "friend" Janet, but she defended Madonna because she respected Madonna.

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by Anonymousreply 10005/10/2020

Respect is what you see at R93. Whitney didn’t give two shits about Madonna, nor did she respect her. Some reporter once mentioned to Whitney how Madonna had just scored a hit with Babyface, and she was all, “Big whoop. I’ve had hits with him before too.”

by Anonymousreply 10105/12/2020

Janet looks like she was bleaching hard at R98.

by Anonymousreply 10205/12/2020

r102 that pic looks like it was from 1990. Makeup for black women was awful back then. Janet was wearing a ton of it, probably not in the correct shade.

by Anonymousreply 10305/12/2020

There's no denying Janet got a stupid and pointless white woman's on her face. Her original was fine.

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by Anonymousreply 10405/13/2020

Is Chrissy Metz still in the running?

by Anonymousreply 10505/13/2020

Nobody cares.

by Anonymousreply 10605/13/2020

She'd be perfect R105, she's white and FAT!

by Anonymousreply 10705/13/2020

Maybe they could work her into a Whitney biopic.

'Cos there's no way this is getting made.

by Anonymousreply 10805/13/2020

A LaToya biopic would be more interesting.

by Anonymousreply 10905/13/2020

What a bold faced, blatant lie this article is. There is no Janet biopic in the works. I would stake Jabba's life on it.

by Anonymousreply 11005/13/2020

Poor haters. Keep hating.

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by Anonymousreply 11105/13/2020

It will flop like all of Janet’s movies.

by Anonymousreply 11205/13/2020

That picture is from 30 years ago. Why don't you try something a bit more recent?

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by Anonymousreply 11305/13/2020

She also just seems like a boring person.

by Anonymousreply 11405/14/2020

[quote]It will flop like all of Janet’s movies.

Janet’s first 3 films opened at #1 at the US box office and they all made a profit, so try again.

by Anonymousreply 11505/14/2020

^JABBA fucking lies. ^

by Anonymousreply 11605/14/2020

JanBot, we've done this already.

Poetic Justice was John Singleton's widely publicized follow up to his very successful debut, Boyz in the Hood. Boyz in the Hood made about $60 million on a $6 million budget on largely word of mouth and great reviews. Poetic Justice despite all kinds of promotion only made $27 million on a $14 million budget and fell out of the top 10 within 2 seeks. Flop. Singleton's follow up Higher Learning made $38 million with a lesser-known cast.

Nutty Professor II also collapsed after opening weekend and made $166 million on an $84 million budget. Another flop. The first film made $270 million on a $54 million budget.

Why Did I Get Married? also collapsed after opening weekend and made only $55 million. Flop. Perry's Madea films are usually in the $70-80 million range even without high profile stars.

Nobody wants to see Janet on the big screen. Especially some biopic with all the lies she's told.

by Anonymousreply 11705/14/2020

If the biopic is marketed in concert with KFC, Red Lobster and Burger King promotions then it might make a small profit - provided Janet does in-store appearances.

by Anonymousreply 11805/14/2020

Janet has an exclusive deal with Baja Fresh, R118. She may be a flop, but she's not disloyal.

by Anonymousreply 11905/14/2020

R5, Good one

by Anonymousreply 12005/14/2020

R117, you needn't have gone into all of that. Janet was a supporting player in two of those three films, both of which were part of a franchise, so no one, I repeat NO ONE was going to see them for her. And yes, Poetic Justice was one of those movies that opened at #1 during a fallow time at the box office. It was NOT a hit. (See: With Honors)

by Anonymousreply 12105/14/2020

Yes, Evita only grossed $27 million according to Wikipedia.

I just hope Janbot hasn't been editing it again...

by Anonymousreply 12205/14/2020

Evita grossed $50m domestically and $141m worldwide

by Anonymousreply 12305/14/2020

Oh I know R121. But JanBot would have you believe Janet is some cultural force who could put asses in the seats. Of course when you check the facts, JanBot, as usual, fails.

by Anonymousreply 12405/14/2020

Will they cover her nose job, coffee enemas, second divorce, giving birth at fifty?

by Anonymousreply 12505/14/2020

I’m ready for my closeup!

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by Anonymousreply 12605/14/2020

Are they open to trans-racial casting?

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by Anonymousreply 12705/14/2020

[quote]Are they open to trans-racial casting?

Like having a black woman play late '80s / early '90s skinbleach Janet?

by Anonymousreply 12805/14/2020

[R128] Paris Hilton to play Janet from the end of The Cosby Show up until Rythm Nation?

by Anonymousreply 12905/14/2020

Better idea! Shelve the biopic and have Janet star in a film version of Gogol's THE NOSE. The story offers a great "method" opportunity for Janet because it's about a man (or, theoretically, a woman) who wakes up one morning to discover that his nose is missing. He then finds out that the nose has established its own independent identity and has even achieved a higher social status. Am I wrong to see Janet in this?

by Anonymousreply 13005/14/2020

I actually think this might be interesting. Janet was never the "THE BIGGEST" star of the time despite being quite popular. It makes for a familiar legend but with things you never really knew or even realized. I think megastars like Elvis, MJ, Madonna, Beyonce wouldn't make for good biopics because every inch of their fame was too well documented. They are so larger than life that their personas sort of become a real life performance. The right director, script, and talent and this could be the next Freddie Mercury pic.

by Anonymousreply 13105/14/2020

I don't think "interesting" means what R131 thinks it does.

by Anonymousreply 13205/14/2020

The collapsing nose with triangular nostrils will make this movie sell out. Gotta get that prosthetic nose perfect!

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by Anonymousreply 13305/15/2020

They should try Lifetime for this.

by Anonymousreply 13405/15/2020

So many pathetic faggots and their non-factor nobody opinions. It’s hilarious, really. Ms. Jackson, one of the preeminent pop icons of all time (and the woman who made the careers of Beyoncé, Rihanna, et. al possible), accomplished more before she was thirty than many of you AIDS victims were ever able to eke out in your entire sad lifetimes.

As for the movie, it will be phenomenal and it will add to her list of #1 US box office hits, providing she appears in it at the end ala Tina in What’s Love Got To Do With It.

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by Anonymousreply 13505/15/2020

R126 should stop scaring people with pics of his mother.

by Anonymousreply 13605/15/2020

Did someone say Paris Hilton?

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by Anonymousreply 13705/15/2020

I don't know why the why gays on DL gate Janet. They love every other pop diva except her, well and Madge. Madge has a lot of fans on here too. Janet is almost universally loathed on DL. Why?

by Anonymousreply 13805/15/2020

Because Janet has the stink of Jabba all over her.

And she's a failure.

by Anonymousreply 13905/15/2020

[quote]Janet is some cultural force

SOME cultural force? Bitch, she’s a damn enigmatic legend.

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by Anonymousreply 14005/15/2020

Ooh look. The fag at R139 was waiting around with bated breath for my commentary.

by Anonymousreply 14105/15/2020

R138, your answer is at R111.

by Anonymousreply 14205/15/2020

Because it bears repeating.

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by Anonymousreply 14305/15/2020

They're never gonna make a movie about that fat cunt Janet.

by Anonymousreply 14405/15/2020

r143, LOL. CRYING.

by Anonymousreply 14505/15/2020

Good Lord. Maybe Aunte Janet can step in?

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by Anonymousreply 14605/15/2020

......Auntie Janet.....

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by Anonymousreply 14705/15/2020

Everyone in that family is certifiable, except for Rebbie.

by Anonymousreply 14805/15/2020

Rebbie!!!

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by Anonymousreply 14905/15/2020

Janet has always been one of the normal ones.

by Anonymousreply 15005/15/2020

I could use a lead role. Good thing my audition's already in the can.

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by Anonymousreply 15105/15/2020

She’s an award nominee actress. But Madonna even beat her there.

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by Anonymousreply 15205/15/2020

I stand corrected, she was voted Worst New Star in the 14th annual Razzies. JANET IS AN AWARD WINNING ACTRESS!

by Anonymousreply 15305/15/2020

too much whisper voice and giggling to watch and her recycled dance moves. no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 15405/15/2020

Janet really is the weak link in Poetic Justice because she just seems fake. Her accent, everything; she just doesn't capture an around the way girl whose fiance was just murdered. Singleton is a highly underrated filmmaker; Poetic Justice is a solid road trip film, but Janet is awful in this.

by Anonymousreply 15505/16/2020

Yes, R155, Janet playing the role is too much like LaToya playing the role. She just doesn't seem really believably hardened by life. The whole performance just seems a little too... airy, on her part. Unconvincing.

by Anonymousreply 15605/16/2020

[quote]Yes, Evita only grossed $27 million according to Wikipedia.

That was me.

I meant to write POETIC JUSTICE only grossed $27 million.

by Anonymousreply 15705/16/2020

Kim Fields would make a good Janet if they did it for Lifetime. Let's be honest there's no way this thing will ever get a theatrical release.

by Anonymousreply 15805/16/2020

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN JANET!

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by Anonymousreply 15905/16/2020

Haggy birthday Janet, Queen of lardasses everywhere, including JABBA.

by Anonymousreply 16005/16/2020

She looks gorgeous at R159.

by Anonymousreply 16105/16/2020

Happy Birthday, ya enormous cow!

by Anonymousreply 16205/16/2020

[R138] Because Janet doesn't inspire much of the love and respect that gritty, self-made star stars like Madonna do, despite Madonna's epic fails of late. Not only did Janet get where she did through nepotism as opposed to talent, she was also a completely manufactured product who nothing without video and sound technology to prop her up (Madonna, too - but she invented MTV performing and a certain brand of live spectacle). Lacking a great voice, distinctive personal style, taste in material, a sense of humor, natural beauty or AAA songwriters and producers to use her as their Charlie McCarthy, poor Janet has fallen down to the D list. Janet completely lacks a star mystique - no one dreams of what she's doing or what she's doing next. Plus, she's fat.

by Anonymousreply 16305/16/2020

I saw Poetic Justice opening night in NYC. I was a huge fan of Boyz in the Hood. I remember the audience laughing at Janet when she has the screaming fit in the car.

I never went to see another John Singleton film in the theater again. It was quite clear he was a one hit wonder.

by Anonymousreply 16405/16/2020

[quote][[R138]] Because Janet doesn't inspire much of the love and respect that gritty, self-made star stars like Madonna do, despite Madonna's epic fails of late. Not only did Janet get where she did through nepotism as opposed to talent, she was also a completely manufactured product who nothing without video and sound technology to prop her up (Madonna, too - but she invented MTV performing and a certain brand of live spectacle). Lacking a great voice, distinctive personal style, taste in material, a sense of humor, natural beauty or AAA songwriters and producers to use her as their Charlie McCarthy, poor Janet has fallen down to the D list. Janet completely lacks a star mystique - no one dreams of what she's doing or what she's doing next. Plus, she's fat.

Translation: I'm a diseased, old, fat, white racist gay cunt and I only have affections for white, sleazy female performers.

by Anonymousreply 16505/16/2020

What is there to say?

by Anonymousreply 16605/16/2020

[quote] What is there to say?

Jabba is a foul smelling cunt.

by Anonymousreply 16705/16/2020

Janet "getting where she is because of her name" is not something that PLENTY of people in Hollywood didn't do before her or after. So what if she had an easy road getting a record deal? A big part of making it in Hollywood is who you know, who you're related to and/or who you sleep with, and Madonna definitely fits the last scenario. If she truly obtained worldwide fame solely based on being MJ's sister, then whatever the fuck happened to Rebbie and LaToya's stellar, decades-long, awards-decorated careers? Oh, that's right, they DON'T HAVE THEM, because they didn't have the "it" factor that Janet has. You do not become one of the perennial pop icons of all time with decades of hits and industry records and achievements behind you simply because you're someone's little sister - just ask poor Marie Osmond. No amount of envious potshots made by a bunch of bitter queens on some obscure gay internet forum will change that.

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by Anonymousreply 16805/16/2020

Charlie McCarthy never won the Grammy's Governor's Award

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by Anonymousreply 16905/16/2020

Nor did her ever write and compose a #1 song.

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by Anonymousreply 17005/16/2020

Everyone knows Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis wrote everything on Rhythm Nation. Janet was able to command co-writing credit because of the Jackson name. The bitch can barely write her own name.

by Anonymousreply 17105/16/2020

Nor did HE ever write a #1 song, because Janet certainly wrote BC.

by Anonymousreply 17205/16/2020

[quote]Everyone knows Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis wrote everything on Rhythm Nation.

Everyone where? In your head?

by Anonymousreply 17305/16/2020

Jabba is PRESSED

by Anonymousreply 17405/16/2020

JABBA be Distressed and OBSESSED

by Anonymousreply 17505/17/2020

NO.ONE.WILL.WATCH.THIS.

by Anonymousreply 17605/17/2020

Janet on her birthday at R159 is copying a legendary 1985 photo of Stevie Nicks.

I thought EVERYONE copied Janet but she never copied anyone else.

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Happy Birthday!

Love, the one and only Stevie Nicks!

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by Anonymousreply 17905/17/2020

R163 Madonna used her pussy to get a record deal, are you saying her pussy is “gritty”?

by Anonymousreply 18005/17/2020

Jabba thinks if it says something enough times it will become true. Jabba is super jealous of Madonna and her fans, because they've backed a winner.

by Anonymousreply 18105/17/2020

I give a lot of props to Baja Fresh for milking her for all she's worth. Contracts suck.

by Anonymousreply 18205/17/2020

Lifetime presents

Kim Fields in

‘Wardrobe Malfunctions

Also starring

Dionne Warwick

Faye Dunaway

And Chrissy Metz as Fat Phase Janet

by Anonymousreply 18305/17/2020

And Featuring Mackenzie Astin as Justin Timberlake!

"Gonna have you NAKED by the end of this song!"

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[quote][R163] Madonna used her pussy to get a record deal, are you saying her pussy is “gritty”?

Haha! I think that's EXACTLY what he meant!

by Anonymousreply 18505/17/2020

R181 through R184 are all painfully unfunny...I have second hand embarrassment for you.

by Anonymousreply 18605/17/2020

Janet fans are incapable of feeling embarrassed.

by Anonymousreply 18705/17/2020

[quote][R181] through [R184] are all painfully unfunny...I have second hand embarrassment for you.

THIS.

by Anonymousreply 18805/17/2020

Nobody gives a fuck about Janet Jackson. Who would watch a biopic about a nobody?

by Anonymousreply 18905/17/2020

Because with every VOD you get a Baja Fresh coupon.

by Anonymousreply 19005/17/2020

[quote]Nobody gives a fuck about Janet Jackson.

Nobody in your sad little world.

by Anonymousreply 19105/17/2020

Nobody cares

by Anonymousreply 19205/17/2020

Ha, there are no comments posted to the article at OP and less than 2000 shares on social media. Nobody cares, indeed.

by Anonymousreply 19305/17/2020

I hear it's going to be called Bankrupted: The Janet Jackson Story

by Anonymousreply 19405/17/2020

How to enable a pedophile for fame and money is the title

by Anonymousreply 19505/17/2020

Hater at R113, that is NOT Janet! I think it’s the Pine Sol lady.

by Anonymousreply 19605/17/2020

What an insult to the Pine Sol lady to mistake her for Janet. The Pine Sol lady's nose is lovely. Nothing like the Jackson hatchet job.

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by Anonymousreply 19705/17/2020

Wow, Janet has so much white face powder on in that photo, she must be studying mime.

She might as well, since the bitch can't dance.

by Anonymousreply 19805/17/2020

It'll be a repeat of the Iowa State Fair. How do the Jacksons get away with this Shit?

by Anonymousreply 19905/17/2020

R193 to R199 ... worried about you

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by Anonymousreply 20005/18/2020

^LOL, I do love you.

by Anonymousreply 20105/18/2020

Jabba talking to itself again. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 20205/18/2020

^Um, no, but not even 4 minutes after my post and you've already responded? Is DL your job? Get a life, you sissy. But, DO stay pressed.

by Anonymousreply 20305/18/2020

JABBA pounces immediately to respond to a post.

Stupid, retarded, pressed JABBA.

by Anonymousreply 20405/18/2020

Homophobic slur... sure sign of JABBA!

by Anonymousreply 20505/18/2020

There is no desire for this woman. None. I think people are embarrassed they were once fans. There is no demand for her music.

by Anonymousreply 20605/18/2020

[quote] ^Um, no, but not even 4 minutes after my post and you've already responded? Is DL your job? Get a life, you sissy. But, DO stay pressed.

Umm, you just admitted it was your post. Jabba fails again. Fail, Jabba, fail!

by Anonymousreply 20705/18/2020

r207....there is no shame in reaching out for help

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by Anonymousreply 20805/18/2020

R206 ran out of chaturbate tokens

by Anonymousreply 20905/18/2020

Well at least Janet still has all her edges at 54 years old

by Anonymousreply 21005/18/2020

What a slut!

by Anonymousreply 21105/18/2020

Janet whored herself out at an early age. MJ finally bought her a decent team in 1986. I guess she paid him back in noses.

by Anonymousreply 21205/18/2020

[quote] Well at least Janet still has all her edges at 54 years old

And a few more

by Anonymousreply 21305/18/2020

[quote][R206] ran out of chaturbate tokens

ROFLMAO!!

by Anonymousreply 21405/20/2020

r163, Yeah but yall got admit janet put out some great mainstream r&b albums. Rhythm nation, Janet, Velvet Rope. Some of the most critically acclaimed pop-r&b albums of the MTV era. Not to mention she nearly laid the foundation of the concept album filled with certifiable crossover hits, songs that could have choreographed dances for the entire music video. Evey black female mainstream artist has followed that mold. I'm not a big Janet fan, and prefer Madonna's material because for one1.) I don't like mumble singers and 2.) Some of Janet's provocative or social justice songs come across a bit pretentious.

by Anonymousreply 21505/20/2020

r168, Thats what kills me when people talk about Janet's nepotism. And yet these same Marys won't even acknowledge that nearly half of their favorite stars were born into showbiz. They are literally walking hypocritical cunts.

by Anonymousreply 21605/20/2020

Let me clarify, I meant great according to critics not my personal taste.

by Anonymousreply 21705/20/2020

R215, yes Janet did have some good stuff thanks to Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis who are brilliant producers.

by Anonymousreply 21805/20/2020

Not even worthy of Lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 21905/20/2020

Whitney benefited from nepotism. There difference between her and Janet is that she actually had the talent to back her success up. Same is true of Madonna, even if she had to suck a dick or two to get a recording contract.

But that’s the whole Jackson family. Janet stuck longer than most of them because she had JJ and TL.

by Anonymousreply 22005/20/2020

If Michael was my brother, the last think I'd ever do is fuck with my nose though. I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 22105/20/2020

There's no movie happening. The website is some bullshit fanblog. Jabba's had its fingers up its ass long enough. Time to kill the fantasy.

Jabba- it will never happen. There's no there there.

by Anonymousreply 22205/20/2020

[R222] Maybe the biopic will morph into a PSA about the dangers of fast food addiction.

by Anonymousreply 22305/21/2020

What’s the working title of the film? Can they work “whisper-coo” into the title?

by Anonymousreply 22405/21/2020

[quote][R168], Thats what kills me when people talk about Janet's nepotism. And yet these same Marys won't even acknowledge that nearly half of their favorite stars were born into showbiz. They are literally walking hypocritical cunts.

Amen. Thing is, these ninnies in here already realize that. It’s just that their blinding hatred for a Black woman with more talent than all of their faves put together is a little hard to see through.

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by Anonymousreply 22505/21/2020

[quote]Same is true of Madonna

In her case, if talent means copying icons who came before you down to the letter, getting Pat Leonard and Stephen Bray to do the heavy lifting creative-wise and successfully dyeing your hair from platinum to brown to platinum again without having it all fall out, then I guess your right. Because the bitch can’t act, sing or dance for shit.

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by Anonymousreply 22605/21/2020

[R225] A black woman like Sarah Vaughn? You've picked the wrong woman. Janet is a no-talent.

by Anonymousreply 22705/21/2020

[quote]Janet is a no-talent.

Millions of fans and several decades worth of accumulating multi-platinum record sales, critical praise, industry achievements and a ton of awards say otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 22805/21/2020

Don't forget her successful Baja Fresh campaign R228 !

by Anonymousreply 22905/21/2020

Janet is a talented dancer. Singer, not so much.

by Anonymousreply 23005/21/2020

[quote]Millions of fans and several decades worth of accumulating multi-platinum record sales, critical praise, industry achievements and a ton of awards say otherwise.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the gullibility of the American public.

The Iowa State Fair notwithstanding.

by Anonymousreply 23105/21/2020

Jabba be pressed. Trotting out all the old defenses that don't hold water.

You know what holds water? Janet's fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 23205/21/2020

Madonna can sign. She's no Whitney but she can hold a note. And is a brilliant interpreter of pop songs.

by Anonymousreply 23305/21/2020

Lol r233.... “Madonna can sign” as in only deaf people enjoy her voice? And start a Madonna thread if you wanna keep licking her cooch

by Anonymousreply 23405/21/2020

It kills me when white people talk about Vogue and how Madonna made it a thing...🙄🙄🙄

I’m hardly a Janet fan, but this always bugged me about Madge. I can’t even remember her attempting to set the record straight.

by Anonymousreply 23505/21/2020

Janet was voguing in pleasure principle in 1987. Ask anybody in ball culture who is more influential, Janet or Madonna, 9 out of 10 will tell you Janet...Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.

by Anonymousreply 23605/21/2020

[quote] Janet was voguing in pleasure principle in 1987. Ask anybody in ball culture who is more influential, Janet or Madonna, 9 out of 10 will tell you Janet...Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.

Jabba, shut the fuck up. Janet doesn't have thing fucking one to do with Voguing or ball culture. Goddamn, you're a fucking retard.

by Anonymousreply 23705/21/2020

[quote]Madonna can sign. She's no Whitney but she can hold a note.

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by Anonymousreply 23805/21/2020

[quote]Lol [R233].... “Madonna can sign” as in only deaf people enjoy her voice?

Lmao! Now THIS topic deserves its own thread, and I’m just the one to create it.

by Anonymousreply 23905/21/2020

[quote]Janet was voguing in pleasure principle in 1987. Ask anybody in ball culture who is more influential, Janet or Madonna, 9 out of 10 will tell you Janet...Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.

Thank you! Janet most certainly vogued and posed in Pleasure Principle way before Madonna stole it from the culture. She also featured dancer extraordinaire Willi Ninja vogueing in her Escapade video before Madonna’s Vogue was released. Ninja could also be seen vogueing in Janet’s Alright video, and was onstage with her at the 1990 AMAs.

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by Anonymousreply 24005/21/2020

Ninja seen vogueing here at the top of the performance...

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by Anonymousreply 24105/21/2020

R237 great post....go back to huffing madonnas Metamucil farts in her own thread

by Anonymousreply 24205/22/2020

[quote]Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.

Speaking of whitewash, seen Janet’s FACE lately?

by Anonymousreply 24305/22/2020

R243 weak and inaccurate. Bringing up a black woman’s complexion is treading into dangerous waters, it’s a bad look on you.

by Anonymousreply 24405/22/2020

Look at JABBA/R244, the sad little Internet Tough Guy failing to threaten and intimidate.

Keep fuckin’ that chicken, JABBA.

Keep fuckin’ that chicken.

by Anonymousreply 24505/22/2020

Keep ww’ing your own posts r245

by Anonymousreply 24605/22/2020

That’s the best you got, retard JABBA/R246?

Take several seats, you fucking loser.

by Anonymousreply 24705/22/2020

I hope it's one of those stupid Lifetime behind-the-drama films -- not that it'll ever get made even in that form -- but that's really all she deserves.

by Anonymousreply 24805/22/2020

It couldn’t be any worse than that TV movie Angela Bassett directed about Whitney Houston’s life. Now that was some saaaad shit.

by Anonymousreply 24905/22/2020

In Madonna’s defense, she did credit the dancers for Vogue and they featured heavily in Truth or Dare. Rather than just have them back her up and give no credit or recognition, like Janet. I’d argue Madonna did much for the dancers.

by Anonymousreply 25005/22/2020

R247 you want me to respond to “keep fucking that chicken”.....you sound unwell, maybe get some fresh air?

by Anonymousreply 25105/22/2020

R250 first off that argument is fucking stupid, secondly, if you want to have a circle jerk about Madonna, make a thread or post in one of the million threads the Madonna lunatic starts...

by Anonymousreply 25205/22/2020

Maybe it will be an art film fashioned after The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Imagine Janet on a surrealistic set wrestling with foes including a Chicken McNugget, a Whopper, a Big Gulp. She loses, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 25305/22/2020

If Janet played herself she might finally stop being overlooked by the Razzies and bring home that trophy!

by Anonymousreply 25405/22/2020

I see you’re still fuckin’ it, JABBA R251.

But you tried it.

by Anonymousreply 25505/22/2020

Will the biopic include the reality that despite being one of the biggest pop stars on the planet, Hollywood was not about to let a short, petite, big head, and sometimes big boned Janet star in the Dorothy Dandridge bipopic. Thanks to Halle, the film finally got made.

by Anonymousreply 25605/22/2020

The gays love Madonna. They will always love Madonna. The gays dropped Janet about a year after she got her tits out on the cover of Rolling Stone and they never came back.

So to pretend Janet actually did something for ball culture means you don't know jack about shit, Jabba, you fat fuck.

by Anonymousreply 25705/22/2020

Whispercoo: The Janet Flopson Story -- TV Movie (2021)

by Anonymousreply 25805/22/2020

What the fuck is “ball culture”?

by Anonymousreply 25905/22/2020

I could see this being a hit. Not on earth, though.

by Anonymousreply 26005/22/2020

[quote]What the fuck is “ball culture”?

Wow, JABBA/R259 I knew you were stupid but didn't even think you were THAT stupid.

by Anonymousreply 26105/22/2020

Jabba threads always turn into borderline insanity before morphing into pure comedy. Yes!

by Anonymousreply 26205/22/2020

[quote]The gays dropped Janet about a year after she got her tits out on the cover of Rolling Stone

On what planet do YOU live on? 'Cause it certainly ain't Earth.

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by Anonymousreply 26505/22/2020

[quote]In Madonna’s defense, she did credit the dancers for Vogue and they featured heavily in Truth or Dare

You mean when she WASN'T calling them "fags'?

by Anonymousreply 26605/22/2020

Give it up JABBA. Madonna is more important in the gay community

by Anonymousreply 26705/22/2020

Well I hope they don't leave out this career highlight.

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by Anonymousreply 26805/22/2020

She got lots of publicity for that nip slip. Far more than her Damito Ho (2004) album deserved.

by Anonymousreply 26905/23/2020

Every time I see a photo of her disgusting udder, it makes me want to vomit. Has anyone ever had more unattractive tits? Except for Jabba, I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 27005/23/2020

Even as I type this, retard JABBA is desperately searching for the imaginary producer of the imaginary biopic so that JABBA can audition to be her titty.

by Anonymousreply 27105/23/2020

"I'M GONNA HAVE YOU NAKED BY THE END OF THIS SONG."

............

Whoops!

Yeah, that was an "accident"

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by Anonymousreply 27205/23/2020

Yes, who did she think she was fooling that it was an accident with that lyric.

by Anonymousreply 27305/23/2020

Halftime producer Beth Miller speaks about the SB incident and proves that it was an accident.

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by Anonymousreply 27405/24/2020

[quote]Every time I see a photo of her disgusting udder, it makes me want to vomit.

Well, you are GAY, so...

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by Anonymousreply 27505/24/2020

[quote]Give it up JANBOT. Madonna is more important in the gay community

To who? Gay whites?

by Anonymousreply 27605/24/2020

[quote] To who? Gay whites?

Janet alienated her gay black fans years ago. But like he says, Jabba- You tried it.

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by Anonymousreply 27705/24/2020

How embarrassing for Janet for Helen Reddy to get a biopic before her.

by Anonymousreply 27805/25/2020

Yeah I’m sorry I’ve never gotten the hype about Janet apart from her being Michael’s little sister. She’s like Top 5 one of the most boring celebrities ever. She’s had some good songs, mostly due to her producers, but I’ve never bought her being a sex kitten or particularly ambitious. I bet Janet can count on one hand how many men she’s slept with, and being a Jackson means she didn’t have to be edgy and reinvent herself to stay relevant.

by Anonymousreply 27905/25/2020

I agree. For all the overt sexualness of her music for the past two decades, she doesn't strike me as someone who's really interested in sex. All of her songs about sex mostly stem from a lack of imagination on her part about what else to sing about.

by Anonymousreply 28005/25/2020

What a waste of studio money

by Anonymousreply 28105/25/2020

GapGuy, that model is HOT!

by Anonymousreply 28205/25/2020

R282, that's Will Kemp, English dancer turned actor, who was a Gap model in 2002 and 2004.

I wonder if he ever danced with Janet.

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by Anonymousreply 28305/25/2020

R5 "Gabourey Sidibe is in talks for the lead role."

Not while I'm alive.

by Anonymousreply 28405/25/2020

Has about as much chance of being made as that Lena Horne biopic.

by Anonymousreply 28505/25/2020

[quote]I bet Janet can count on one hand how many men she’s slept with

And that is a bad thing? Eww, what kind of a walking Petrie dish of disease are you?

by Anonymousreply 28605/25/2020

[quote]Petrie dish

BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

JABBA/R286, you fucking retard.

by Anonymousreply 28705/25/2020

[quote]Yeah I’m sorry I’ve never gotten the hype about Janet apart from her being Michael’s little sister.

Poor you. You can go back to your Tony Orlando and Dawn records now.

by Anonymousreply 28805/25/2020

R287 is clearly bothered by Janbot yet is always first to respond to Janbot’s posts. Like, not even five minutes after Janbot makes a post. It’s fascinating and pathetic all at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 28905/25/2020

JABBA makes herself an easy target.

What's your point, JABBA/R289?

by Anonymousreply 29005/25/2020

^Janbot’s point is that R287 (aka YOU) need to get a life. The lapdog look of responding a minute after Janbot posts is not a good look.

by Anonymousreply 29105/26/2020

Do you always refer to yourself in the third person?

by Anonymousreply 29205/26/2020

JABBA always does, R292 but justifies it because it uses many different ISPs to post its retardedness.

JABBA is drunk with retardedness.

by Anonymousreply 29305/26/2020

Baroness of Burger Barn.

by Anonymousreply 29405/26/2020

Queen of Pop Tarts

by Anonymousreply 29505/26/2020

Infanta I’d In-&-Out.

by Anonymousreply 29605/26/2020

Infanta of In-&-Out.

by Anonymousreply 29705/26/2020

^It wasn’t funny the second time either, but you already knew that.

by Anonymousreply 29805/26/2020

Waiting 10 minutes to jump at R298 was an eternity for retard JABBA/ R298.

by Anonymousreply 29905/26/2020

Now that restrict ions are being lifted, this is probably a greenlight priority!

by Anonymousreply 30006/05/2020

Keshia Knight Pulliam has always wanted to play Janet.

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by Anonymousreply 30106/05/2020

What “restrict ions”?

Fat Ass Janet can hoist herself off the toilet by herself again?

by Anonymousreply 30206/05/2020

^But enough about JABBA’s mother.^

by Anonymousreply 30306/05/2020

Janet getting ready to play herself....

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by Anonymousreply 30406/05/2020

Fat Pig. 🐷

by Anonymousreply 30506/05/2020

^But enough about JABBA's mother^

by Anonymousreply 30606/05/2020

R298 = Deep fries fruit baskets for Janet.

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