Janet Jackson Biopic Rumored to Be in the Works
|by Anonymous||reply 299||a day ago|
OMG - what’s interesting that’s ever happened to her ? ?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/29/2020|
My prayers have been answered!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/29/2020|
I'm happy to play myself! At any age!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/29/2020|
Who is she?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/29/2020|
Gabourey Sidibe is in talks for the lead role.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/29/2020|
Im the coffee enema ☕
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/29/2020|
Isn't she some famous guy's sister?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/29/2020|
I'd rather we get a LaToya biopic. At least it'll have an interesting main character.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/29/2020|
This is already the most boring film ever made.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/29/2020|
Yeah, right, like it’s ever going to be made.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/29/2020|
Wake me for the part where she gets knocked up and knocked around by her Middle-Eastern sugar daddy (NOT WITHOUT MY DOWRY?).
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/29/2020|
Who will play Janbot?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/29/2020|
Chrissy Metz, R12.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/29/2020|
R12, Diamond and Silk need a job. They could share the role Mary Kate Ashley Olsen style.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/29/2020|
Paris Jackson can play Janet
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/29/2020|
Janet would be great playing Ja’Net DuBois.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/29/2020|
There’s a Rumor that’s circulating only in Janbot’s fevered imagination.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/29/2020|
I admit I want to see Janbot playing herself.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/29/2020|
Why? What's she achieved?
An exposed nipple?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/29/2020|
[R18] Shirley MacLaine, Sophia Loren, Joan Rivers and Howard Stern all did it so why not Janet?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/29/2020|
Unless there is lots of sexual abuse, violence and drugs, it won't be interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/29/2020|
I don't know anything about that r19. What?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/29/2020|
If the filmmakers succeed in transposing Janet's rich inner life to the screen, I can't see how this could fail.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/29/2020|
Her rich inner life of being born into a family of musicians and becoming a star despite that? I will give her marrying that DeBarge dude. That's random as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/29/2020|
[quote]Gabourey Sidibe is in talks for the lead role.
Man she’s really gonna have to put on a lot of weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/29/2020|
Jermaine Dupri might have to play himself because no one is ugly enough. I just hope he can truthfully recreate the scene when he threw up on Janet in a nightclub.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/29/2020|
Alicia Keys can play Lena Horne demanding that Janet be fired from Horne's biopic.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/29/2020|
Is this being made for the Hallmark channel? Will it be one of their Christmas specials?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/29/2020|
What's the character arc here? Whispery-voiced former child sitcom actress and sister of pedophile mega-star known for overproduced songs and manufactured image becomes flabby has-been? This will get asses in seats?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/29/2020|
Donald Glover can play LL Cool J getting fed up and abandoning Janet's disastrous Rock Witchu Tour.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/29/2020|
Doesn't every Janet-related thread contain a post that has something to do with her bankrupting a state fair? Should that episode be included?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/29/2020|
I'm sure the youth of today will relate....
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/29/2020|
"Runaway" by Janet Jackson is on the May 2002 Gap In-Store Playlist!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/29/2020|
Colton Haynes can play JT exposing Janet's 40 year old titty to millions of people at the Superbowl
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/29/2020|
She’s boring though unless half of the movie is about Michael this will Bomb hard!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/29/2020|
And Janet can do a cameo as the exposed titty!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/29/2020|
Kerry Washington as Rebbie Jackson, child raiser of Janet's crotchfruit with James DeBarge.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/29/2020|
LaToya can play present-day Janet. She'll have to gain a lot of weight though.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/29/2020|
No Madonna songs ever!!! What's Madonna songs doing on this playlist when I told you NO MADONNA SONGS EVER?! Answer me! Wissam, get out of that bed! I lipsync and lipsync until I'm half dead and what do I get? A husband who cares as much about the beautiful IVF I've undergone as he does about me!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/30/2020|
Special guest apperance by Joan Van Ark of Janet's plastic surgeon.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/30/2020|
While I am flattered by the public clamor demanding I be cast, and though I am indeed a woman of Welsh colour, I must decline the role. I am still in mourning the loss of my beloved Father-In-Law Kurt .
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/30/2020|
Based on R41’s pic, Joan can play Madonna, bitterly scoffing at one of her dancers who dared compare her outfit to Queen Janet’s Rhythm Nation look.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/30/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/30/2020|
What's Lunch Got to Do With It?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/30/2020|
That's Tina's biopic title. She's up in Switzerland. Getting thick.
Janet's weight is fine. In fact, her biopic should be called That's The Way Low Carb Diets Go
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/30/2020|
"Fine" = twice as wide as Whoopi.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/30/2020|
Yes, I knew the second she came out in that OTT yeti costume that she must've gained weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/30/2020|
She looks like a just unmasked Scooby Doo villain there.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/01/2020|
I'd much prefer they go with this screenplay:
"Got Your Nose: The Jackson Story"
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/01/2020|
There’s lots to draw from here.
The long and storied “secret child” urban legend
Growing up in one of America’s most famous and infamous musical families
How her career blossomed from her being an insecure child actress into a world renown pop icon
How she fired her father as her manager when her Control album took off.
The brief marriage to and annulment from drug addict James DeBarge when she was just 18
The relationships (the aforementioned DeBarge, the lengthy secret marriage to dancer Rene Elizondo and all the drama that came from that break-up, her time with producer Jermaine Dupri, the supposed fling with Bobby Brown, the wooing from Robert DeNiro and her brief fling with Matthew McConaughey)
And then of course there’s the whole Super Bowl thing, her struggles with weight, how she suffered with depression during the making of her Velvet Rope album, the Tupac drama from behind the scenes of Poetic Justice, etc.
This unauthorized bio of her life even has a crazy story about how Katherine and a young Janet and Randy once stormed into the office of one of Joe’s mistresses and starting beating her up.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/01/2020|
Hope they don't smear over the state fair bankruptcy
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/01/2020|
^As for relationships, there’s also her marriage to Qatari business magnate Wissam Al Mana, the somewhat rocky break up, how she disappeared for a few years and moved to Dubai while she was his wife, the baby that came from that union, born when she was 50...
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/01/2020|
I wonder who will play her daughter that Rebbie had to raised?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/01/2020|
She lacks the true self-destructive diva (like Judy and Whitney) air for a film to really work.
Most of that drama was kind of happening around her.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/02/2020|
I doubt it will ever be made, but the Whitney one might.
I hope that has the scene in which Whitney and Cissy are making fun of Paula Abdul's and Janet's vocals.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/02/2020|
The film will feature heavy Baja Fresh product placement?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/02/2020|
Dionne Warwick IS Katherine Jackson!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/02/2020|
Baja Fresh will be product placed in every scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/02/2020|
[quote]Dionne Warwick IS Katherine Jackson!
She’s not demure enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/02/2020|
[quote]I hope that has the scene in which Whitney and Cissy are making fun of Paula Abdul's and Janet's vocals.
Whitney did no such thing to Janet. It was her mother being the cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/02/2020|
Whitney was making fun of Paula's "She sounds flat on the record!" Her mother chimed in by mentioning Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/02/2020|
Dionne Warwick not demure enough?!
Hussy, wipe your mouth out.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/02/2020|
Still from the set:
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/02/2020|
Dionne LOOKS mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/02/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/07/2020|
The logical choice to portray Janet is Lizzo.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/07/2020|
^No, she's too heavy.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/07/2020|
Will they cover her fake pregnancy?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/07/2020|
From what I heard, her biopic will mainly talk about MJ, her brother’s life, which hopefully is the only thing interesting enough for people to read
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/07/2020|
Oh My God, look who's going to be playing Janet!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/07/2020|
R68, I agree. Janet's too heavy for Lizzo to play her.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/08/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/08/2020|
Will it be the first in Ryan Murphy's "Whatever Happened To?" series?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/08/2020|
^No, Ryan is saving that for HAGdonna.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/08/2020|
Ryan Murphy loves Madonna and devoted an episode of "Glee" to her, which got double the show's usual ratings. Janet of course was not even considered. And JanBot, as usual, tried it but failed.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/08/2020|
Lena Horne is playing Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/08/2020|
The Madonna hags tried it. Again. Sad heifers.
Stay pressed, hunties! Your hag is decaying
....while Janet is S L A Y I N G
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/08/2020|
First spy shot released of the cutie playing baby Janet :)
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/08/2020|
Here’s Whitney and Cissy, jealous af at Janet’s talent.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/08/2020|
Well, considering that everything about her is fake... this movie is just going to be a bunch of lies.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/08/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/08/2020|
Right now they're in Norway auditioning albino actresses to play her at the various stages of her life.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||05/08/2020|
Mr DeMille...I'm ready for my WIDE shot..
|by Anonymous||reply 84||05/08/2020|
This thread made me laugh out loud so much. It's rare for that to happen anymore. Thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||05/08/2020|
Why would Whitney be jealous of Janet? Whitney despite dying so young sold way more records, was in much bigger films, and was way more successful worldwide than Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/08/2020|
^^ it was sarcasm. In the clip they are dissing her and Paula Abdul
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/08/2020|
[quote]Janet of course was not even considered
Janet was, however, VERY considered. GLEE celebrated her multiple times...
|by Anonymous||reply 88||05/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 89||05/09/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||05/09/2020|
GLEE's story about CONTROL...
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/09/2020|
I agree with R78
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/09/2020|
[quote]Why would Whitney be jealous of Janet?
She wasn't. They were longtime friends and each woman excelled in areas where the other faltered (Janet was the better all-around performer and dancer and Whitney was the gifted singer). Whitney even covered Janet's "Control" in concert in '87.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/09/2020|
Funny how Whitney didn’t defend her “friend” why Cissy trashed her. Whitney just nodded right along.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/09/2020|
R88, but she didn’t get a whole episode. And she didn’t bring the ratings Madonna did. And of course they got a #1album out of it as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/09/2020|
LOL the SHADE:
"Hard to imagine now, but back in the mid-90s Janet Jackson was hot property."
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/09/2020|
Is that Nose #7 or #8 that Janet is sporting in R93?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/09/2020|
[quote]Funny how Whitney didn’t defend her “friend”
They weren’t “friends,” dear, they were friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/10/2020|
R96, when a two-bit, never-was wannabe Aimee Mann “musician” like Emily Barker can sell even half the records that Janet Jackson has sold over her career, call me. Until then, have several seats.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/10/2020|
Whitney wouldn't defend her "friend" Janet, but she defended Madonna because she respected Madonna.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/10/2020|
Respect is what you see at R93. Whitney didn’t give two shits about Madonna, nor did she respect her. Some reporter once mentioned to Whitney how Madonna had just scored a hit with Babyface, and she was all, “Big whoop. I’ve had hits with him before too.”
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/12/2020|
Janet looks like she was bleaching hard at R98.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/12/2020|
r102 that pic looks like it was from 1990. Makeup for black women was awful back then. Janet was wearing a ton of it, probably not in the correct shade.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/12/2020|
There's no denying Janet got a stupid and pointless white woman's on her face. Her original was fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/13/2020|
Is Chrissy Metz still in the running?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/13/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/13/2020|
She'd be perfect R105, she's white and FAT!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/13/2020|
Maybe they could work her into a Whitney biopic.
'Cos there's no way this is getting made.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/13/2020|
A LaToya biopic would be more interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/13/2020|
What a bold faced, blatant lie this article is. There is no Janet biopic in the works. I would stake Jabba's life on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/13/2020|
Poor haters. Keep hating.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/13/2020|
It will flop like all of Janet’s movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/13/2020|
That picture is from 30 years ago. Why don't you try something a bit more recent?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/13/2020|
She also just seems like a boring person.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/14/2020|
[quote]It will flop like all of Janet’s movies.
Janet’s first 3 films opened at #1 at the US box office and they all made a profit, so try again.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/14/2020|
^JABBA fucking lies. ^
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/14/2020|
JanBot, we've done this already.
Poetic Justice was John Singleton's widely publicized follow up to his very successful debut, Boyz in the Hood. Boyz in the Hood made about $60 million on a $6 million budget on largely word of mouth and great reviews. Poetic Justice despite all kinds of promotion only made $27 million on a $14 million budget and fell out of the top 10 within 2 seeks. Flop. Singleton's follow up Higher Learning made $38 million with a lesser-known cast.
Nutty Professor II also collapsed after opening weekend and made $166 million on an $84 million budget. Another flop. The first film made $270 million on a $54 million budget.
Why Did I Get Married? also collapsed after opening weekend and made only $55 million. Flop. Perry's Madea films are usually in the $70-80 million range even without high profile stars.
Nobody wants to see Janet on the big screen. Especially some biopic with all the lies she's told.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/14/2020|
If the biopic is marketed in concert with KFC, Red Lobster and Burger King promotions then it might make a small profit - provided Janet does in-store appearances.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/14/2020|
Janet has an exclusive deal with Baja Fresh, R118. She may be a flop, but she's not disloyal.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/14/2020|
R5, Good one
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/14/2020|
R117, you needn't have gone into all of that. Janet was a supporting player in two of those three films, both of which were part of a franchise, so no one, I repeat NO ONE was going to see them for her. And yes, Poetic Justice was one of those movies that opened at #1 during a fallow time at the box office. It was NOT a hit. (See: With Honors)
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/14/2020|
Yes, Evita only grossed $27 million according to Wikipedia.
I just hope Janbot hasn't been editing it again...
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/14/2020|
Evita grossed $50m domestically and $141m worldwide
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/14/2020|
Oh I know R121. But JanBot would have you believe Janet is some cultural force who could put asses in the seats. Of course when you check the facts, JanBot, as usual, fails.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||05/14/2020|
Will they cover her nose job, coffee enemas, second divorce, giving birth at fifty?
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/14/2020|
I’m ready for my closeup!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||05/14/2020|
Are they open to trans-racial casting?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/14/2020|
[quote]Are they open to trans-racial casting?
Like having a black woman play late '80s / early '90s skinbleach Janet?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/14/2020|
[R128] Paris Hilton to play Janet from the end of The Cosby Show up until Rythm Nation?
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/14/2020|
Better idea! Shelve the biopic and have Janet star in a film version of Gogol's THE NOSE. The story offers a great "method" opportunity for Janet because it's about a man (or, theoretically, a woman) who wakes up one morning to discover that his nose is missing. He then finds out that the nose has established its own independent identity and has even achieved a higher social status. Am I wrong to see Janet in this?
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/14/2020|
I actually think this might be interesting. Janet was never the "THE BIGGEST" star of the time despite being quite popular. It makes for a familiar legend but with things you never really knew or even realized. I think megastars like Elvis, MJ, Madonna, Beyonce wouldn't make for good biopics because every inch of their fame was too well documented. They are so larger than life that their personas sort of become a real life performance. The right director, script, and talent and this could be the next Freddie Mercury pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/14/2020|
I don't think "interesting" means what R131 thinks it does.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/14/2020|
The collapsing nose with triangular nostrils will make this movie sell out. Gotta get that prosthetic nose perfect!
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/15/2020|
They should try Lifetime for this.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/15/2020|
So many pathetic faggots and their non-factor nobody opinions. It’s hilarious, really. Ms. Jackson, one of the preeminent pop icons of all time (and the woman who made the careers of Beyoncé, Rihanna, et. al possible), accomplished more before she was thirty than many of you AIDS victims were ever able to eke out in your entire sad lifetimes.
As for the movie, it will be phenomenal and it will add to her list of #1 US box office hits, providing she appears in it at the end ala Tina in What’s Love Got To Do With It.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||05/15/2020|
R126 should stop scaring people with pics of his mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/15/2020|
Did someone say Paris Hilton?
|by Anonymous||reply 137||05/15/2020|
I don't know why the why gays on DL gate Janet. They love every other pop diva except her, well and Madge. Madge has a lot of fans on here too. Janet is almost universally loathed on DL. Why?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||05/15/2020|
Because Janet has the stink of Jabba all over her.
And she's a failure.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/15/2020|
[quote]Janet is some cultural force
SOME cultural force? Bitch, she’s a damn enigmatic legend.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||05/15/2020|
Ooh look. The fag at R139 was waiting around with bated breath for my commentary.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/15/2020|
R138, your answer is at R111.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||05/15/2020|
Because it bears repeating.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||05/15/2020|
They're never gonna make a movie about that fat cunt Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||05/15/2020|
r143, LOL. CRYING.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||05/15/2020|
Good Lord. Maybe Aunte Janet can step in?
|by Anonymous||reply 146||05/15/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 147||05/15/2020|
Everyone in that family is certifiable, except for Rebbie.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||05/15/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 149||05/15/2020|
Janet has always been one of the normal ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||05/15/2020|
I could use a lead role. Good thing my audition's already in the can.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||05/15/2020|
She’s an award nominee actress. But Madonna even beat her there.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||05/15/2020|
I stand corrected, she was voted Worst New Star in the 14th annual Razzies. JANET IS AN AWARD WINNING ACTRESS!
|by Anonymous||reply 153||05/15/2020|
too much whisper voice and giggling to watch and her recycled dance moves. no thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||05/15/2020|
Janet really is the weak link in Poetic Justice because she just seems fake. Her accent, everything; she just doesn't capture an around the way girl whose fiance was just murdered. Singleton is a highly underrated filmmaker; Poetic Justice is a solid road trip film, but Janet is awful in this.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||05/16/2020|
Yes, R155, Janet playing the role is too much like LaToya playing the role. She just doesn't seem really believably hardened by life. The whole performance just seems a little too... airy, on her part. Unconvincing.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||05/16/2020|
[quote]Yes, Evita only grossed $27 million according to Wikipedia.
That was me.
I meant to write POETIC JUSTICE only grossed $27 million.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||05/16/2020|
Kim Fields would make a good Janet if they did it for Lifetime. Let's be honest there's no way this thing will ever get a theatrical release.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||05/16/2020|
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN JANET!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||05/16/2020|
Haggy birthday Janet, Queen of lardasses everywhere, including JABBA.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||05/16/2020|
She looks gorgeous at R159.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||05/16/2020|
Happy Birthday, ya enormous cow!
|by Anonymous||reply 162||05/16/2020|
[R138] Because Janet doesn't inspire much of the love and respect that gritty, self-made star stars like Madonna do, despite Madonna's epic fails of late. Not only did Janet get where she did through nepotism as opposed to talent, she was also a completely manufactured product who nothing without video and sound technology to prop her up (Madonna, too - but she invented MTV performing and a certain brand of live spectacle). Lacking a great voice, distinctive personal style, taste in material, a sense of humor, natural beauty or AAA songwriters and producers to use her as their Charlie McCarthy, poor Janet has fallen down to the D list. Janet completely lacks a star mystique - no one dreams of what she's doing or what she's doing next. Plus, she's fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||05/16/2020|
I saw Poetic Justice opening night in NYC. I was a huge fan of Boyz in the Hood. I remember the audience laughing at Janet when she has the screaming fit in the car.
I never went to see another John Singleton film in the theater again. It was quite clear he was a one hit wonder.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||05/16/2020|
[quote][[R138]] Because Janet doesn't inspire much of the love and respect that gritty, self-made star stars like Madonna do, despite Madonna's epic fails of late. Not only did Janet get where she did through nepotism as opposed to talent, she was also a completely manufactured product who nothing without video and sound technology to prop her up (Madonna, too - but she invented MTV performing and a certain brand of live spectacle). Lacking a great voice, distinctive personal style, taste in material, a sense of humor, natural beauty or AAA songwriters and producers to use her as their Charlie McCarthy, poor Janet has fallen down to the D list. Janet completely lacks a star mystique - no one dreams of what she's doing or what she's doing next. Plus, she's fat.
Translation: I'm a diseased, old, fat, white racist gay cunt and I only have affections for white, sleazy female performers.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||05/16/2020|
What is there to say?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||05/16/2020|
[quote] What is there to say?
Jabba is a foul smelling cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||05/16/2020|
Janet "getting where she is because of her name" is not something that PLENTY of people in Hollywood didn't do before her or after. So what if she had an easy road getting a record deal? A big part of making it in Hollywood is who you know, who you're related to and/or who you sleep with, and Madonna definitely fits the last scenario. If she truly obtained worldwide fame solely based on being MJ's sister, then whatever the fuck happened to Rebbie and LaToya's stellar, decades-long, awards-decorated careers? Oh, that's right, they DON'T HAVE THEM, because they didn't have the "it" factor that Janet has. You do not become one of the perennial pop icons of all time with decades of hits and industry records and achievements behind you simply because you're someone's little sister - just ask poor Marie Osmond. No amount of envious potshots made by a bunch of bitter queens on some obscure gay internet forum will change that.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||05/16/2020|
Charlie McCarthy never won the Grammy's Governor's Award
|by Anonymous||reply 169||05/16/2020|
Nor did her ever write and compose a #1 song.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||05/16/2020|
Everyone knows Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis wrote everything on Rhythm Nation. Janet was able to command co-writing credit because of the Jackson name. The bitch can barely write her own name.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||05/16/2020|
Nor did HE ever write a #1 song, because Janet certainly wrote BC.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||05/16/2020|
[quote]Everyone knows Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis wrote everything on Rhythm Nation.
Everyone where? In your head?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||05/16/2020|
Jabba is PRESSED
|by Anonymous||reply 174||05/16/2020|
JABBA be Distressed and OBSESSED
|by Anonymous||reply 175||05/17/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 176||05/17/2020|
Janet on her birthday at R159 is copying a legendary 1985 photo of Stevie Nicks.
I thought EVERYONE copied Janet but she never copied anyone else.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||05/17/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 178||05/17/2020|
Love, the one and only Stevie Nicks!
|by Anonymous||reply 179||05/17/2020|
R163 Madonna used her pussy to get a record deal, are you saying her pussy is “gritty”?
|by Anonymous||reply 180||05/17/2020|
Jabba thinks if it says something enough times it will become true. Jabba is super jealous of Madonna and her fans, because they've backed a winner.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||05/17/2020|
I give a lot of props to Baja Fresh for milking her for all she's worth. Contracts suck.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||05/17/2020|
Kim Fields in
And Chrissy Metz as Fat Phase Janet
|by Anonymous||reply 183||05/17/2020|
And Featuring Mackenzie Astin as Justin Timberlake!
"Gonna have you NAKED by the end of this song!"
|by Anonymous||reply 184||05/17/2020|
[quote][R163] Madonna used her pussy to get a record deal, are you saying her pussy is “gritty”?
Haha! I think that's EXACTLY what he meant!
|by Anonymous||reply 185||05/17/2020|
R181 through R184 are all painfully unfunny...I have second hand embarrassment for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||05/17/2020|
Janet fans are incapable of feeling embarrassed.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||05/17/2020|
[quote][R181] through [R184] are all painfully unfunny...I have second hand embarrassment for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||05/17/2020|
Nobody gives a fuck about Janet Jackson. Who would watch a biopic about a nobody?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||05/17/2020|
Because with every VOD you get a Baja Fresh coupon.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||05/17/2020|
[quote]Nobody gives a fuck about Janet Jackson.
Nobody in your sad little world.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||05/17/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 192||05/17/2020|
Ha, there are no comments posted to the article at OP and less than 2000 shares on social media. Nobody cares, indeed.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||05/17/2020|
I hear it's going to be called Bankrupted: The Janet Jackson Story
|by Anonymous||reply 194||05/17/2020|
How to enable a pedophile for fame and money is the title
|by Anonymous||reply 195||05/17/2020|
Hater at R113, that is NOT Janet! I think it’s the Pine Sol lady.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||05/17/2020|
What an insult to the Pine Sol lady to mistake her for Janet. The Pine Sol lady's nose is lovely. Nothing like the Jackson hatchet job.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||05/17/2020|
Wow, Janet has so much white face powder on in that photo, she must be studying mime.
She might as well, since the bitch can't dance.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||05/17/2020|
It'll be a repeat of the Iowa State Fair. How do the Jacksons get away with this Shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 199||05/17/2020|
R193 to R199 ... worried about you
|by Anonymous||reply 200||05/18/2020|
^LOL, I do love you.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||05/18/2020|
Jabba talking to itself again. LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||05/18/2020|
^Um, no, but not even 4 minutes after my post and you've already responded? Is DL your job? Get a life, you sissy. But, DO stay pressed.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||05/18/2020|
JABBA pounces immediately to respond to a post.
Stupid, retarded, pressed JABBA.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||05/18/2020|
Homophobic slur... sure sign of JABBA!
|by Anonymous||reply 205||05/18/2020|
There is no desire for this woman. None. I think people are embarrassed they were once fans. There is no demand for her music.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||05/18/2020|
[quote] ^Um, no, but not even 4 minutes after my post and you've already responded? Is DL your job? Get a life, you sissy. But, DO stay pressed.
Umm, you just admitted it was your post. Jabba fails again. Fail, Jabba, fail!
|by Anonymous||reply 207||05/18/2020|
r207....there is no shame in reaching out for help
|by Anonymous||reply 208||05/18/2020|
R206 ran out of chaturbate tokens
|by Anonymous||reply 209||05/18/2020|
Well at least Janet still has all her edges at 54 years old
|by Anonymous||reply 210||05/18/2020|
What a slut!
|by Anonymous||reply 211||05/18/2020|
Janet whored herself out at an early age. MJ finally bought her a decent team in 1986. I guess she paid him back in noses.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||05/18/2020|
[quote] Well at least Janet still has all her edges at 54 years old
And a few more
|by Anonymous||reply 213||05/18/2020|
[quote][R206] ran out of chaturbate tokens
|by Anonymous||reply 214||05/20/2020|
r163, Yeah but yall got admit janet put out some great mainstream r&b albums. Rhythm nation, Janet, Velvet Rope. Some of the most critically acclaimed pop-r&b albums of the MTV era. Not to mention she nearly laid the foundation of the concept album filled with certifiable crossover hits, songs that could have choreographed dances for the entire music video. Evey black female mainstream artist has followed that mold. I'm not a big Janet fan, and prefer Madonna's material because for one1.) I don't like mumble singers and 2.) Some of Janet's provocative or social justice songs come across a bit pretentious.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||05/20/2020|
r168, Thats what kills me when people talk about Janet's nepotism. And yet these same Marys won't even acknowledge that nearly half of their favorite stars were born into showbiz. They are literally walking hypocritical cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||05/20/2020|
Let me clarify, I meant great according to critics not my personal taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||05/20/2020|
R215, yes Janet did have some good stuff thanks to Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis who are brilliant producers.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||05/20/2020|
Not even worthy of Lifetime.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||05/20/2020|
Whitney benefited from nepotism. There difference between her and Janet is that she actually had the talent to back her success up. Same is true of Madonna, even if she had to suck a dick or two to get a recording contract.
But that’s the whole Jackson family. Janet stuck longer than most of them because she had JJ and TL.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||05/20/2020|
If Michael was my brother, the last think I'd ever do is fuck with my nose though. I don't get it.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||05/20/2020|
There's no movie happening. The website is some bullshit fanblog. Jabba's had its fingers up its ass long enough. Time to kill the fantasy.
Jabba- it will never happen. There's no there there.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||05/20/2020|
[R222] Maybe the biopic will morph into a PSA about the dangers of fast food addiction.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||Last Thursday at 7:37 AM|
What’s the working title of the film? Can they work “whisper-coo” into the title?
|by Anonymous||reply 224||Last Thursday at 7:42 AM|
[quote][R168], Thats what kills me when people talk about Janet's nepotism. And yet these same Marys won't even acknowledge that nearly half of their favorite stars were born into showbiz. They are literally walking hypocritical cunts.
Amen. Thing is, these ninnies in here already realize that. It’s just that their blinding hatred for a Black woman with more talent than all of their faves put together is a little hard to see through.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||Last Thursday at 8:55 AM|
[quote]Same is true of Madonna
In her case, if talent means copying icons who came before you down to the letter, getting Pat Leonard and Stephen Bray to do the heavy lifting creative-wise and successfully dyeing your hair from platinum to brown to platinum again without having it all fall out, then I guess your right. Because the bitch can’t act, sing or dance for shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||Last Thursday at 8:59 AM|
[R225] A black woman like Sarah Vaughn? You've picked the wrong woman. Janet is a no-talent.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||Last Thursday at 8:59 AM|
[quote]Janet is a no-talent.
Millions of fans and several decades worth of accumulating multi-platinum record sales, critical praise, industry achievements and a ton of awards say otherwise.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||Last Thursday at 9:04 AM|
Don't forget her successful Baja Fresh campaign R228 !
|by Anonymous||reply 229||Last Thursday at 9:14 AM|
Janet is a talented dancer. Singer, not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||Last Thursday at 9:20 AM|
[quote]Millions of fans and several decades worth of accumulating multi-platinum record sales, critical praise, industry achievements and a ton of awards say otherwise.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the gullibility of the American public.
The Iowa State Fair notwithstanding.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||Last Thursday at 9:35 AM|
Jabba be pressed. Trotting out all the old defenses that don't hold water.
You know what holds water? Janet's fat ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||Last Thursday at 12:10 PM|
Madonna can sign. She's no Whitney but she can hold a note. And is a brilliant interpreter of pop songs.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||Last Thursday at 2:40 PM|
Lol r233.... “Madonna can sign” as in only deaf people enjoy her voice? And start a Madonna thread if you wanna keep licking her cooch
|by Anonymous||reply 234||Last Thursday at 4:23 PM|
It kills me when white people talk about Vogue and how Madonna made it a thing...🙄🙄🙄
I’m hardly a Janet fan, but this always bugged me about Madge. I can’t even remember her attempting to set the record straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||Last Thursday at 4:27 PM|
Janet was voguing in pleasure principle in 1987. Ask anybody in ball culture who is more influential, Janet or Madonna, 9 out of 10 will tell you Janet...Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||Last Thursday at 5:33 PM|
[quote] Janet was voguing in pleasure principle in 1987. Ask anybody in ball culture who is more influential, Janet or Madonna, 9 out of 10 will tell you Janet...Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.
Jabba, shut the fuck up. Janet doesn't have thing fucking one to do with Voguing or ball culture. Goddamn, you're a fucking retard.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||Last Thursday at 9:07 PM|
[quote]Madonna can sign. She's no Whitney but she can hold a note.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||Last Thursday at 10:20 PM|
[quote]Lol [R233].... “Madonna can sign” as in only deaf people enjoy her voice?
Lmao! Now THIS topic deserves its own thread, and I’m just the one to create it.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||Last Thursday at 10:21 PM|
[quote]Janet was voguing in pleasure principle in 1987. Ask anybody in ball culture who is more influential, Janet or Madonna, 9 out of 10 will tell you Janet...Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.
Thank you! Janet most certainly vogued and posed in Pleasure Principle way before Madonna stole it from the culture. She also featured dancer extraordinaire Willi Ninja vogueing in her Escapade video before Madonna’s Vogue was released. Ninja could also be seen vogueing in Janet’s Alright video, and was onstage with her at the 1990 AMAs.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||Last Thursday at 10:32 PM|
Ninja seen vogueing here at the top of the performance...
|by Anonymous||reply 241||Last Thursday at 10:32 PM|
R237 great post....go back to huffing madonnas Metamucil farts in her own thread
|by Anonymous||reply 242||Last Friday at 3:11 AM|
[quote]Madonna just whitewashed the whole scene.
Speaking of whitewash, seen Janet’s FACE lately?
|by Anonymous||reply 243||Last Friday at 3:20 AM|
R243 weak and inaccurate. Bringing up a black woman’s complexion is treading into dangerous waters, it’s a bad look on you.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||Last Friday at 3:36 AM|
Look at JABBA/R244, the sad little Internet Tough Guy failing to threaten and intimidate.
Keep fuckin’ that chicken, JABBA.
Keep fuckin’ that chicken.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||Last Friday at 4:16 AM|
Keep ww’ing your own posts r245
|by Anonymous||reply 246||Last Friday at 4:29 AM|
That’s the best you got, retard JABBA/R246?
Take several seats, you fucking loser.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||Last Friday at 4:36 AM|
I hope it's one of those stupid Lifetime behind-the-drama films -- not that it'll ever get made even in that form -- but that's really all she deserves.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||Last Friday at 6:32 AM|
It couldn’t be any worse than that TV movie Angela Bassett directed about Whitney Houston’s life. Now that was some saaaad shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||Last Friday at 7:26 AM|
In Madonna’s defense, she did credit the dancers for Vogue and they featured heavily in Truth or Dare. Rather than just have them back her up and give no credit or recognition, like Janet. I’d argue Madonna did much for the dancers.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||Last Friday at 7:31 AM|
R247 you want me to respond to “keep fucking that chicken”.....you sound unwell, maybe get some fresh air?
|by Anonymous||reply 251||Last Friday at 7:32 AM|
R250 first off that argument is fucking stupid, secondly, if you want to have a circle jerk about Madonna, make a thread or post in one of the million threads the Madonna lunatic starts...
|by Anonymous||reply 252||Last Friday at 7:36 AM|
Maybe it will be an art film fashioned after The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Imagine Janet on a surrealistic set wrestling with foes including a Chicken McNugget, a Whopper, a Big Gulp. She loses, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||Last Friday at 7:40 AM|
If Janet played herself she might finally stop being overlooked by the Razzies and bring home that trophy!
|by Anonymous||reply 254||Last Friday at 8:14 AM|
I see you’re still fuckin’ it, JABBA R251.
But you tried it.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||Last Friday at 8:56 AM|
Will the biopic include the reality that despite being one of the biggest pop stars on the planet, Hollywood was not about to let a short, petite, big head, and sometimes big boned Janet star in the Dorothy Dandridge bipopic. Thanks to Halle, the film finally got made.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||Last Friday at 10:01 AM|
The gays love Madonna. They will always love Madonna. The gays dropped Janet about a year after she got her tits out on the cover of Rolling Stone and they never came back.
So to pretend Janet actually did something for ball culture means you don't know jack about shit, Jabba, you fat fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||Last Friday at 10:21 AM|
Whispercoo: The Janet Flopson Story -- TV Movie (2021)
|by Anonymous||reply 258||Last Friday at 11:32 AM|
What the fuck is “ball culture”?
|by Anonymous||reply 259||Last Friday at 3:55 PM|
I could see this being a hit. Not on earth, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||Last Friday at 4:01 PM|
[quote]What the fuck is “ball culture”?
Wow, JABBA/R259 I knew you were stupid but didn't even think you were THAT stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||Last Friday at 4:40 PM|
Jabba threads always turn into borderline insanity before morphing into pure comedy. Yes!
|by Anonymous||reply 262||Last Friday at 5:27 PM|
[quote]The gays dropped Janet about a year after she got her tits out on the cover of Rolling Stone
On what planet do YOU live on? 'Cause it certainly ain't Earth.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||Last Friday at 6:53 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 264||Last Friday at 6:53 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 265||Last Friday at 6:56 PM|
[quote]In Madonna’s defense, she did credit the dancers for Vogue and they featured heavily in Truth or Dare
You mean when she WASN'T calling them "fags'?
|by Anonymous||reply 266||Last Friday at 6:57 PM|
Give it up JABBA. Madonna is more important in the gay community
|by Anonymous||reply 267||Last Friday at 7:07 PM|
Well I hope they don't leave out this career highlight.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||Last Friday at 9:35 PM|
She got lots of publicity for that nip slip. Far more than her Damito Ho (2004) album deserved.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||Last Saturday at 4:52 AM|
Every time I see a photo of her disgusting udder, it makes me want to vomit. Has anyone ever had more unattractive tits? Except for Jabba, I'm sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||Last Saturday at 10:18 AM|
Even as I type this, retard JABBA is desperately searching for the imaginary producer of the imaginary biopic so that JABBA can audition to be her titty.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||Last Saturday at 10:53 AM|
"I'M GONNA HAVE YOU NAKED BY THE END OF THIS SONG."
Yeah, that was an "accident"
|by Anonymous||reply 272||Last Saturday at 6:19 PM|
Yes, who did she think she was fooling that it was an accident with that lyric.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||Last Saturday at 11:12 PM|
Halftime producer Beth Miller speaks about the SB incident and proves that it was an accident.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||Last Sunday at 6:08 AM|
[quote]Every time I see a photo of her disgusting udder, it makes me want to vomit.
Well, you are GAY, so...
|by Anonymous||reply 275||Last Sunday at 6:09 AM|
[quote]Give it up JANBOT. Madonna is more important in the gay community
To who? Gay whites?
|by Anonymous||reply 276||Last Sunday at 6:10 AM|
[quote] To who? Gay whites?
Janet alienated her gay black fans years ago. But like he says, Jabba- You tried it.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||Last Sunday at 6:21 AM|
How embarrassing for Janet for Helen Reddy to get a biopic before her.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||Last Monday at 1:59 AM|
Yeah I’m sorry I’ve never gotten the hype about Janet apart from her being Michael’s little sister. She’s like Top 5 one of the most boring celebrities ever. She’s had some good songs, mostly due to her producers, but I’ve never bought her being a sex kitten or particularly ambitious. I bet Janet can count on one hand how many men she’s slept with, and being a Jackson means she didn’t have to be edgy and reinvent herself to stay relevant.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||Last Monday at 2:04 AM|
I agree. For all the overt sexualness of her music for the past two decades, she doesn't strike me as someone who's really interested in sex. All of her songs about sex mostly stem from a lack of imagination on her part about what else to sing about.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||Last Monday at 2:09 AM|
What a waste of studio money
|by Anonymous||reply 281||Last Monday at 4:53 AM|
GapGuy, that model is HOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 282||Last Monday at 5:21 AM|
R282, that's Will Kemp, English dancer turned actor, who was a Gap model in 2002 and 2004.
I wonder if he ever danced with Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||Last Monday at 5:33 AM|
R5 "Gabourey Sidibe is in talks for the lead role."
Not while I'm alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||Last Monday at 5:36 AM|
Has about as much chance of being made as that Lena Horne biopic.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||Last Monday at 5:54 AM|
[quote]I bet Janet can count on one hand how many men she’s slept with
And that is a bad thing? Eww, what kind of a walking Petrie dish of disease are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 286||Last Monday at 8:17 AM|
JABBA/R286, you fucking retard.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||Last Monday at 8:18 AM|
[quote]Yeah I’m sorry I’ve never gotten the hype about Janet apart from her being Michael’s little sister.
Poor you. You can go back to your Tony Orlando and Dawn records now.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||Last Monday at 8:19 AM|
R287 is clearly bothered by Janbot yet is always first to respond to Janbot’s posts. Like, not even five minutes after Janbot makes a post. It’s fascinating and pathetic all at the same time.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||Last Monday at 8:22 AM|
JABBA makes herself an easy target.
What's your point, JABBA/R289?
|by Anonymous||reply 290||Last Monday at 8:48 AM|
^Janbot’s point is that R287 (aka YOU) need to get a life. The lapdog look of responding a minute after Janbot posts is not a good look.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||Yesterday at 5:58 AM|
Do you always refer to yourself in the third person?
|by Anonymous||reply 292||a day ago|
JABBA always does, R292 but justifies it because it uses many different ISPs to post its retardedness.
JABBA is drunk with retardedness.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||a day ago|
Baroness of Burger Barn.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||a day ago|
Queen of Pop Tarts
|by Anonymous||reply 295||a day ago|
Infanta I’d In-&-Out.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||a day ago|
Infanta of In-&-Out.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||a day ago|
^It wasn’t funny the second time either, but you already knew that.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||a day ago|
Waiting 10 minutes to jump at R298 was an eternity for retard JABBA/ R298.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||a day ago|