Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid are expecting their first child

So the ugly baby will be half Pakistani/ Palestinian and half famewhore?

In what world is she a supermodel?

So coarse, so common looking.

A painted-up potato face.

Gigi is Jordanian and Dutch. Zayn is Pakistani and English

Way to go Zayn!! Gigi comes from mega money, and since his music career petered out, it looks like he's going to be set for life!

I actually think this news crashed Twitter. It shot to the number 1 trending topic and now I keep getting 404'ed.

How sweet! Now she has TWO brain cells, at least for the next nine months.

What about his career?

I see a cute baby here, though.

Are eating disorders congenital?

He’s cute, but she looks like the red neck girls that bullied me in junior high.

They’ve been on and off again for a while (wasn’t she dating some guy from the Bachelor last year?) so wondering if this was planned?

Which of the parents original faces will it have?

Mohamed Hadid filed chapter 11 bankruptcy on behalf of his construction company which was 10-50 million in debt. For a supposedly super-wealthy person to do that over a measly 50 millions means he's worth way less than they say he is or he has other serious debts.

This will be entertaining

Sister Bella got her unfortunate original looks from dad. I bet Gigi is praying the heavy Hadid gene doesn't strike twice.

I thought they had been over for awhile

This child will be born with tattoos

Well I guess they will be bringing the kid a lot to New Hope PA (Solebury) Yolanda and Zayn each bought farms here over the past few years. Maybe thats where they plan to raise it.

I really like Zayn's music. I thought he was a junkie. I hope he eventually cleans up and enjoys his privileged life.

The problem with social media is that the followers of Gigi, Zayn, Kylie, etc. hang on their idol’s every word and action and want to emulate them. So if these social influencers say having a baby is cool, then these impressionable people want one too. If they thank god on their Twitter/IG accounts for everything they have, then their followers believe in that too. We don’t need more people on earth—especially with idiot parents (Influencers and followers).

That baby will have 3 nose jobs by the time she/ he is 14. Gigi is rumored to have had 2 nose jobs herself.

Will it be a Muslim baby? Deport it!

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

What is she, 21? I don't care how much money you have, you shouldn't have kids that young.

Better her than her fug sister

[quote]That baby will have 3 nose jobs by the time she/ he is 14.

If she isn't already having one in the womb.

R24 She’s 25

They are both drug addicts. This won’t end well.

Gigi + queer dick

Why do these young people need children? Why? It makes no sense? Get a dog.

I'm 40 so not an eldergay yet, but I remember a bygone time when models actually had fantastic facial bone structures instead of the dough-faced offsprings of reality show famewhores.

r31 you are an eldergay. Don't push it sister.

Having these two as parents is child abuse.

i thought they broke up long time ago?

Damn he’s pretty in op’s pic.

Too bad he’s a mess.

If the child has his looks and her blue eyes and height, it will grow up gorgeous. A girl would be better with that kind of dna, as a man would probably have tiny meat and chicken legs like Zayn.

The Datalounge Welp Troll won't be happy. He'll declare Babygate Three. He already thinks Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne have fake babies.

Zayn has virtually retired from music so he'll happily stay at home on the farm raising the baby while Gigi diets down to catwalk size again.

The Op's picture is old. Gigi is very thin and quite exotic looking. Not a redneck at all. Here's their sex tape.

And the Lyme disease gene, R17!

R40, Lyme is a tick borne disease and Gigi doesn't have it. She knows to stay clear of having sex in the grass.

R41,

[quote]I see a cute baby here, though.

You’d be surprised how many good looking couples produce an ugly kid.

R20 While young people are no doubt influenced by SM, the over the top love for pregnancy and having babies as the be all end all really got crazy about a decade ago. I'm the 80s or 90s society started to acknowledge that kids aren't the best choice for everyone (even for straight people ) and it's OK to pursue other things .Then around the mid 2000s things started reverting to a 1950s mentality. Where there was nothing more adorable then a large family and "baby bumps " became the most fascinating thing ever.

R43 I know a couple that has a model baby toddler. The couple is...not great, especially the mother. Every time I see a family photo, I'm like "Wow, that kid is CUTE!" Then I think "How the fuck did Dad manage to cum in THAT?"

[quote] What is she, 21? I don't care how much money you have, you shouldn't have kids that young.

She's 25. What else is she going to do with her life? Her "modeling career" is probably over. At least now she can pimp out her mommy and me lifestyle.

This kid is going to be very famous. Probably the most interesting celeb spawn since Kim X Kanye. And a thousand times better looking then those fugs.

What a great time to bring a baby into this world! Mazel tov!

I was going to say Zayn shouldn't have kids, but maybe it will be good for him. I think he will either be encouraged to start up his career again, or he will do the opposite and be a stay at home dad. He will probably gravitate to the latter since Gigi has way more going on than he does.

This is the first 1d baby that the whole fandom is delighted about.

R47, I don't care much for Kim or Kanye, but their kids are adorable.

R51 I wonder how many will get dad's mental health issues

[quote]I actually think this news crashed Twitter. It shot to the number 1 trending topic and now I keep getting 404'ed.

Which tells you an awful lot about Twitter and the people who are on it.

R50 he’s so tiny. Is he 90 pounds?

Zayn and Gigi both weigh the same - 120 lbs

Louis Tomlinson weighs 150 lbs

Harry Styles weighs 170 lbs

Liam Payne weighs 165 lbs

Niall Horan weighs 190 lbs

The baby is a boy! They did the gender reveal with balloons.

I love the idea of a disgruntled Muslim kid losing his shit with his Narcissistic fame dependent parents. Maybe they "unwittingly" created their very own jihadists thru their amazing shallowness.

Not going to happen, R57. The kid will be white like Gigi and Zayn.

Babies are so hot right now!

Twitter has actually broken because of this. Dms are down.

[quote]Babies are so hot right now!

Oh, are pandemic babies trending now?

Trash. I hope the child doesn’t inherite Zayn‘s depression.

R39 she is not skinny for a model. In fact, skinny elitists consider her big.

That Skinny Gossip forum has ridiculous standards for skinniness. It's staffed by anorexic bitches. Gigi was thin enough for the catwalk for many years.

What is this ancient ass photo of Zayn? He looks like one shade away from Aaron Carter now.

SOMEONE is paying TMZ handsomely.

I’m sort of kind of obsessed with those pro Ana forums because I wonder who posts there. Like all of those posters must be overweight, right?

'SOMEONE is paying TMZ handsomely.

And right on time, the Welp Troll is here to say it's all a PR stunt.

More like TMZ paid the informant well.

'I’m sort of kind of obsessed with those pro Ana forums because I wonder who posts there. Like all of those posters must be overweight, right?'

All pie eaters pretending to have BMIs of 15 and slagging off girls like Gigi who only weigh about 115 lbs at 5 ft 9.

R10 You were bullied by Palestinians in school?

he is so beautiful

R49 how much do you really think Gigi has going on? Besides modeling - which now with her expecting will take a back seat - she spends half of her time in New Hope, PA playing with her moms goats and hanging out in Peddlers Village. Zayn also bought a place here and spends most of his time out here. There really isn't anything much to do here....yet here they are.

Will it be a Mohammedan or a regular?

r70 every time I see pics of him like that I imagine what a massive career he could've had if he wasn't a paranoid druggie!

Good lord what a waste. His beauty rivals most women plus he can really sing. He was the rare package that had it all going on.

I'm hoping he can still turn it around R73

I’d like for Zayn to turn it around to. But I think his biggest issue is that he doesn’t seem to have any ambition. He likes the lifestyle it affords him but he doesn’t want to put in the work. Liam Payne revealed the other day that the only reason he went out for C Factor is that his mom made him, and that’s the same person they say all through 1D.

His parents didn't beat his ass enough. He needed a Joe Jackson in his life!

Beautiful people. Their child is Guaranteed to be be one of the most beautiful people in the world in the next 18 years

How do we know Tyler Cameron isn't the father? lol

[QUOTE] Good lord what a waste. His beauty rivals most women plus he can really sing. He was the rare package that had it all going on.

Alas, he has no courage and has terminal stage fright. I saw 1d perform in 2014 and he looked uncomfortable then. Hanging back while the showman Styles bounded about.

People are speculating that they did a gender reveal with balloon strings at G's 25th. She and Zayn are embracing, holding the balloon with blue strings.

We have a thread about Zayn ending up in the 27 Club this year. This is a much better outcome. I hope their son has his hair/facial features and her blue/green eye colour, plus her height. Zayn is a spindy creature.

[quote]Gigi is Jordanian and Dutch. Zayn is Pakistani and English

No, she's Palestinian. Asshole AshkeNAZI Zionists pull that "Jordanian" bullshit.

[quote]So the ugly baby will be half Pakistani/ Palestinian and half famewhore?

Ugly? I can only imagine what you look like, Neo-Nazi trash.

[quote]Which of the parents original faces will it have?

What surgery did Zayn have? Show a before/after.

R1 getting that many likes over a racist post...pretty much reveals how disgusting this site really is and how it's overrun by a certain ilk, but I've known that for years.

Two junkies procreating is a recipe for disaster.

Icarus Falls is a beautiful album but finally to druggy. He's stuck in pretty miasma that guy. I dont think of Gigi being a strong, centering force, optimistic and extroverted. But if she is, that would be good.

Another Sand Monkey 🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🙈🙉🙊

They know they can't grind that thing up and inject it, right?

[QUOTE] So the ugly baby will be half Pakistani/ Palestinian and half famewhore?

This poster is one of the racist Klan Grannies from the Meghan and Harry threads.

The baby will be 25% Pakistani and 25% Palestinian. 25% English, 25% American. Not a chance in hell the kid will be ugly. Zayn has had no surgery and I don't think Gigi has either. Bella Hadid had a nose job.

R81 and R83 are the real racists if they see the “Pakistani/ Palestinian” not as descriptive words to denote ethnic or national origin but as pejorative. Hey assholes, you forgot to hide your own prejudices by the use of “Zionists”. No, Gigi isn’t Palestinian. She’s half Palestinian and half famewhore as in her mom is the famewhore, hence the joke that got your prejudiced dumbass angry in the first place.

I guess Gigi got tired of yachting. I'm sure Yolanda is pissed that both of her daughters are with druggies instead of bagging a billionaire like she did. I wonder if she wrote Gigi a letter too 😄

That's....UNbelievable...

R88, Bella only had a nose job? Hahaha She redid her entire face and looks like she's 40!

Yes it’s like Bella went through the Face/ Off machine with her plastic surgeries. She looks like a completely different person but not only that, she looks worse like a 40 year-old who’s had too much plastic procedures.

Bella before and after

R94 and ugly before and after

[quote][R81] and [R83] are the real racists if they see the “Pakistani/ Palestinian” not as descriptive words to denote ethnic or national origin but as pejorative. Hey assholes, you forgot to hide your own prejudices by the use of “Zionists”. No, Gigi isn’t Palestinian. She’s half Palestinian and half famewhore as in her mom is the famewhore, hence the joke that got your prejudiced dumbass angry in the first place.

Really, cunt? Someone posted "sandmonkey" FUCK YOU. That's what they are over there in Israel. Fucking racists no different than the Neo-Nazis in Europe. They bring that shit with them to Israel - along with the revisionist history. You can lie all you want about that white Jewish supremacist state, but I know firsthand how they treat people who aren't "Euro-Jews.

Roseanne gets to pose as Hitler putting cookies into an over and jokes they're Palestinians and her foreign, WHITE ass gets to just show up in Israel and have more rights than a Palestinian. Go to hell, racist prick.

oven*

My cousin got knocked up by an addict and her baby was born 4 months prematurely without a brain.

He has makeup on in that photo.

R96 Spare me your fucking lunatic rants against Jews you fucking lunatic cunt. What does "Someone posted "sandmonkey" have to do with the post that you referenced? What is there a memo that deems "half Pakastani/ Palestinian and half famewhore" racist now, or is it just in your own mistakenly aggrieved mind? I'm not the fucking racist cunt who posted "sandmonkey", but I guess you're dumb enough as to lump two separate posts together in order to stretch your point. The post you'd referenced has no racist overtones, undertone, or intent you fucking moron, and even with the explanation given, you're still on here ranting about the post that has nothing to do perceived racism on your part. Now fuck off.

[quote] Not a chance in hell the kid will be ugly.

You do know genetics come from the entire ancestral line and not just parents, don’t you?

For example, my little sister resembles our maternal grandmother while I look the spit of one of my paternal uncles. Neither of us look a lot like our folks, though you can still tell we’re they’re kids.

R100, I have that poster blocked. Always accusing people of racism, when they are the biggest bigot of all. They are also seemingly on every post. It's like damn, go take a walk and get some air.

Thanks for the tip R102 and looks like I'll be doing that too.

I've always thought Zayn's face is perfect.

I hope gets better, it's a shame. I'm not a one direction fan or anything but I always thought he and Harry had the most charisma.

Get ready for a One Direction reunion now that Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis are desperate for money. Successful Harry doesn't need the money, but he'll throw the ne'er-do-wells a bone and join them so they can pay their rent.

I don't see the problem - the kid will be fine.

Harry doesn't give a fuck about quailing, lazy junkie Zayn, fat Niall, alcoholic Liam or chainsmoker Louis. All have flopped.

I don’t think Niall’s career is doing too bad actually. I hear his music on the radio all the time. Zayn and Liam have more vocal talent but Zayn’s been hiding away and Liam’s wangster shit is tedious. And Louis, well, bless his heart...

Team Ziam forever ❤

She's someone whom you have to roll in flour to find the wet spot.

Zayn has looked a lot healthier the last few months. Hopefully that is a good sign that he found out he was going to be a father and has gotten help for his mental illnesses and addiction problems.

Niall did okay with his first album but this one only sold 55k units in its debut week, as opposed to Harry's album which sold 478k. Both had tour bundles with arenas but Niall's venues had barely sold. Niall's album is now out of the US Hot 100 whereas Harry's is still in the top twenty, five months after its release.

I was a huge Harry fan when 1D first started out but then it sort of fizzled out once he went through his Keith Richards phase. I’ll have to check this new album out.

1D’s first album came out my sophomore year of high school. They were HUGE and you couldn’t escape them! A female friend of mine cried because she was able to order a Jack Wills hoodie from the UK, the same hoodie Harry wore in the X Factor days, lol.

I'll never forget when 1D and Justin Bieber released albums on the same day. That was a moment for pop music. Bieber won in the end.

Times change! Harry's latest album sold 200k more than Bieber's latest in their debut weeks. Harry has been single for nearly 2 years, so has plenty of appeal to fraus, while Biebs' stans moved on after he married Hailet Baldwin.

Harry’s also really ambitious, and I don’t mean that as a bad thing. While the rest of the guys (sans Niall) were partying and hooking while they were touring, he was befriending the Azoff’s and Rande Gerber.

[quote]He has makeup on in that photo.

TBH that turns me on even more

Good luck to them both. They seem sweet.

As for One Direction, I say let it rest. They just weren’t a great boy-band; hold them up against any lesser boygroup act from the ‘60s-‘00s and they do not hold up. There’s something very lazy and cynical about the way the boys themselves worked as much as how they were managed.

It’s also too soon for a reunion. *NSYNC have only just begun entertaining serious talks, and they waited 18 years to come to the table. I understand it’s a mercenary economy and an accelerating culture now, but there’s still such a thing as timing.

You can keep them. I’ll take McFly, instead.

It’s a girl, due in September

Gigi’s ex, Joe Jonas, is also expecting a baby with wife Sophie Turner.

Liam, Louis, Niall and Zayn are all chavs who were functioning alcoholics in the band. Louis and Zayn are stoners too.

Zayn is the best looking one in one direction. His face is almost perfect

There was gossip zayn liked underage girls, he apperantly asked one of the girls who was 14 backstage to undress and she freaked and left. Pretty creepy shit but not surprising considering pop stars like david bowie were doing this pedo shit since the 60's.

Those CDAN Blind Items are FAKE. No offense to anyone who reads those but people who think they are true sound like my Grandma who watches Fox News

So she got pregnant immediately after reuniting with him? Wasn’t she still dating Tyler Cameron in September?

Who’s going to rehab first? Their kid, one of the Kardashian spawns or Jay Z Jr Blue Ivy

Why are they doing this? He pings hard.

'He pings hard'

FUCK OFF, Welp Troll. Stupid homophobic frau. He cheated on all his girlfriends and was always chasing down pussy. Nobody in that band is gay. Styles pretends to be bi to milk the pink pound.

All of them left school at 16 or 17 and Niall and Liam's tweets show that they can barely write.

'Zayn is the best looking one in one direction'

If you like men who weigh 120 lbs with chicken legs.

R11 who knows?

but aint he that skinny old junkie????

Did we ever find out whether Liam really sired that sprog Cheryl Cole-whatever had? I still think it’s Cowell’s.

I still think Zayn isn't long for this world. Regardless what a messy relationship this kid is going to grow up around.

R133 sadly i agree.

How does R55 know how much they weigh? Does Niall really weigh 190lbs? Shock

R70 very average. I bet their are millions of pakis much hotter than that....

He’s also super short...doesn’t she want to wear high heels?

She just confirmed the pregnancy on Jimmy Fallon.

Well, it kind of explains why she hooked up with Tyler Cameron. They never quite looked right. She used him to make Zayn jealous and get some attention and Tyler got publicity. Win/win. I guess once she got back with Zayn, she sealed the deal.

Gigi was always obsessed with zombie Zayn in a self destructive way. Very similar to her sister Bella's relationship with The Weeknd. Both very famous and very troubled. Both HUGE junkies. The Weeknd's musical success has far surpassed Zayn's, though. His latest album is all about how he wants Bella back in his life, and no doubt she'll succumb to his charm and his endless supply of top quality cocaine soon enough.

Zayn is spoilt and selfish. Only son with three sisters. He was used to hanging back while the other 1d boys did all the work of entertaining the crowd. As a soloist, his nerve failed him completely and he hasn't even appeared in a music video for two years. I don't know how he'll cope with Gigi's attention being divided two ways or with her losing her figure. He's the type who expects sex on tap.

Niall is a lardy lad these days.

Zayn will have to cut back on the weed smoking around the new baby!

Says who?, R142

R141 Niall is getting chunky. Is he gonna balloon even more?

Let's hope so, R144. It's hilarious watching him get fatter. He used to be tiny. Too much Guinness and fast food makes Niall a lard boy.

Wasn't there a video of Zayn blowing another guy in a car?

Well all boy bands have to have a member that gets fat.

'Wasn't there a video of Zayn blowing another guy in a car?'

No, there was one of him smoking weed in a car with ugly Louis Tomlinson. Zayn has had about three kiss and tell women spilling all, including pictures. He cheated on his fiancee Perrie Edwards and Gigi plenty of times.

True R147. Niall is the fat one. Niall used to be thin! I think it’s quite funny seeing him now that he has got that belly. You’re right R145, watching Niall getting fat like that is amusing. Is there more pics of the lard boy?

Niall loves his lard. He's done about six shirtless IG lives since the lockdown started.

R150 Wow, he is like a chunky sausage roll these days. Do you think he is proud of that blubber layer? I wouldn’t be.

He seems to be proud of it, R151. Otherwise, why the shirtless videos? I don't like all that coarse chest hair. He looks fug.

[quote] Zayn is spoilt and selfish. Only son with three sisters.

That’s his appeal to Gigi. She grew up with a machismo Muslim father, she traveled to the UK to celebrate Eid with Zayn and his family, etc. He probably reminds her of the men in her family.

Looks wise he is way out of her league and she needs to get a refund on whatever plastic surgery she's had done because she looks average at best. I'm sure she has access to the best drugs so she can keep him on a short leash. Daddy is going broke and she needs someone to leach off of now.

There was a video of someone who looked a lot like Zayan blowing a dude in a car -

Eh, Gigi is a highly paid model for some reason, even when she didnt really have the facial and body bone structure. Zayn probably is on his way to blowing all his money on drugs. Gigi is very pretty right now while being super skinny, but look at her younger years, she was so lumpy and moonfaced with just a little bit of extra weight. I have a feeling that when she starts showing, she may start looking like she is on steroids. Anyway, I like them together, dunno why.

People on DL had Zayn on the list for the 27 Club this year. I'm pleased he's having a baby instead.

Styles aged 18 had the best ever 1d body. He lost it pretty quickly to gross tattoos, over developed arm muscles and a soft torso.

I agree, Gigi realized her Abu's money is gone (CA is really going after him, for taxes and other fines). She engineered getting pregnant for 21 years of child support. Her modeling days are soon ending and she needs money. Her escort mother no doubt encouraged this.

[Quote] Her escort mother no doubt encouraged this.

I don't think Yolanda would encourage her to do it with a drug addict.

Why not? Yolanda married a conman whose dance card is full now.

If she's going to get knocked up for money, she can't do better than Zayn Malik?

They will undoubtedly have a beautiful child. I think Gigi is fairly pretty (even before she had surgery), and I've always thought Zayn was really hot, minus that nose ring and the bad tattoos. He seems like a douche, but he was blessed with very attractive features.

I really don’t think Gigi has had surgery. Bella for sure has.

R164 I think Gigi has had something done to her cheekbones—I don't know what the procedure name would be, but her face looks unnaturally slimmer than it used to. She used to have very prominent apple cheeks, and they don't appear that way anymore. Other than that, though, if she has had anything else done, it's not noticeable. She looks much more natural than sister, who has obviously had extreme surgery on her face. The fact that Bella denies having done anything is hysterical.

R152 That’s true. Niall wouldn’t go shirtless if he wasn’t happy with his body. We will see if he’ll continue those shirtless IG videos when he gets fatter.

[QUOTE] She engineered getting pregnant for 21 years of child support. Her modeling days are soon ending and she needs money. Her escort mother no doubt encouraged her.

You do realise that Gigi is richer than Malik, don't you? He has barely made any money since 1d and is worth £36m. Gigi is worth £45m. She's the second highest paid model in the world after Kendall Jenner.

If she gets her figure back she'll go back to catwalk and print modelling, same as many, many before her. Even if she's bigger, she'll still get plenty of work. The days when models had to be under 25 and 110lbs are long gone.

Zayn is Mr Gigi Hadid these days.

Imagine being that handsome yet hating yourself so much you cover yourself with all those tattoos to try and disappear.

Agree R167. Zayn is the one who has hit the jackpot here. I wouldnt be surprised if he replaced her birth control with vitamins. The fact that such a sad sack has a gf in the first place is a win.

I hope Gigi knows she'll have to divide her mothering between the kid and that man child she's dating. Perhaps she can consult Kim K. And get ready to tutor that Hailey Beiber when her time comes.

Justin will be pestering Hailey to have a kid now. Kylie Jenner started this trend amongst their set for having kids young.

r171 Kylie had a kid to trap her boyfriend and it didn't work. She listened to Kim for advice, big mistake. Yolonda is probably eating all this up now since she gets to be in the press again. I am sure the baby will be born with her magical Lyme Disease.

I think Gigi had botox injections to her jaw and more weightloss, to make her face slimmer and make her look like she has cheekbones.

R169 Zayn has always seems so bored around Gigi, she’s the one who’s always been obsessed with him. The whole Tyler Cameron thing was obviously a trap to make him jealous. I doubt he would be begging for a baby, if anything she saw this as an opportunity to lock him in.

[quote][R164] I think Gigi has had something done to her cheekbones—I don't know what the procedure name would be, but her face looks unnaturally slimmer than it used to.

Gurl its called starvation and drugs. Yolanda didn't want Gigi to eat any of her own graduation cake! Yolanda will probably still have Gigi on some kooky Victoria Beckam diet while pregnant too.

[quote]Yolonda is probably eating all this up now since she gets to be in the press again. I am sure the baby will be born with her magical Lyme Disease.

That's the baby's name Lyme Hadid-Malik! Yolanda on Housewives told her to only eat one almond at a time. I always thought Gigi was gay too but Mama said it very negatively.

Gigi and Tyler were only seen together for 5-6 weeks in Aug/Sept and half that time they were with other people. It doesn't seem like the actually dated. Maybe hooked up a few times, maybe just friends.

Zayn is kinda lazy compared to Gigi.

Zayn reminds me so much of a guy I knew in the 80s named Joel . Absolutely beautiful face,6'2 with a perfect body and hung like a mule,yet was one of the most unhappy people I ever knew . He felt like his looks were all people saw him for (wich was true ) and I told him many times that the rest of the world would kill to have such problems. He was smart,and funny to boot , but he only ever hooked up with ugly train wreck bitches . At least Zayn likes them pretty .

Mark my words, Zayn is going to kill himself sooner or later and leave this girl cleaning up his mess

It's impressive the one erection fan base still supports them fully even years since they seperated, they get each of the guys trending globally for them doing the most random shit.

Zayn has aged nicely. At least so far.

R175 we mock (of course we do, like we’re paid) but all kidding aside that video is alarming and sad while totally unsurprising.

Gigi just wanted to go to College for a Criminal Psych degree and play Varsity volleyball, like a decent down-to-Earth civilian lesbian. It’s not like she would have starved (pardon the pun) as a student with a regular career, given Daddy’s money. Why couldn’t Yolanda just focus on Bella?

Even if she’s had a lot of work done, Bella has always looked more like a supermodel than Gigi ever did.