Is Rocco Ritchie gay?

He 2 ugly 2 b gay

He looks like an East End heavy who has used his ill gotten gains to buy a flamboyant wardrobe that he can't pull off. His mockney father is probably delighted.

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I get zero gay vibe from him. He's gonna be sexy as hell when his acne clears. Gets his eyebrows from his mother but his complexion from his dad.

God, I hope not.

No, r4. He will never be sexy. That kid just ugly, acne or no acne.

His dad is a fat ass. damn!

He reminds me of Chuck Bass

Not gay, but he's short and ugly.

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Bros

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He’s only gay if Madonna tells him he can be gay. Depends if she needs publicity for another shitty concept album.

R14 While Madonna is the money bags between the two parents, Rocco already told Madonna where to stick it by going to the UK to live with his daddy. I have a feeling he does whatever the fuck he wants.

He doesn't seem gay to me. I think the clothing is throwing people off, since most young straight men wear t-shirts, jeans, sweats. Maybe he's dressing this way so that people on the street will know he's rich.

R13 Lola is much much prettier than Madonna ever was thanks to Carlos Leon. But I’m scared she inherited Madonna‘s hairiness, she used to have a unibrow after all ....

who caeresh?

Well he's certainly no Joey Luft, that's for sure!

He has the rugged good looks of a rugby player. Like Jason Statham or John Cena. Rob Lowe mercifully, he's not!

r17 Easy fix: laser hair removal

No. Just no, r20. His looks are not on any spectrum of "good". I'm familiar with how this site goes nuts for anybody male, young and white, but in this instance, you can't get away with it because he's a step below AWG.

Nope. Has been seen with multiple girlfriends and is a total douchebro with bad skin.

Both of Madonna’s bio kids are ugly as sin. Both are losers with no jobs. Madge already slammed her lazy daughter. She’s moved on to the black brats she bought.

he's in a three way

We addressed this back in February.

R24 What the hell are you talking about? Her daughter is beautiful. Are t blind?

It would serve that troglodyte father right!