UFO Videos Officially Released by Pentagon

That's cool!

Waiting for the Poo Shoes Accuser Troll...

I can totally see the string!

Aliens are hot fucks? Size verificatia?

Do their teen sons have TikToks?

What virus!?

That's just Greg in the attic with his flashlight.

Are the aliens ancient?

These are videos that were leaked before. This is just the confirmation that they're authentic.

Yes, as it says in the OP, R9.

Unless they’ve got a coronavirus vaccine, I really don’t give a shit.

The aliens brought us the beer flu

This means they’re not drones or experimental aircraft. Previously it was (tacitly) assumed that they were just that.

Arrival will look like this:

I'm wondering because I know distances in space are vast. Why would they come to Earth?

R-5, May they ARE from earth.

R15 they are looking for intelligent planet to study and possibly dominate.

Obligatory Mulder gif

Obligatory Hot Daddy Skinner gif

R10. Yeah my bad for not reading all the OP.

Tom DeLonge

Was right all along!

Probably to mine the earth natural resources r15.

donald and co. are really getting desperate in their obvious attempts to distract us from their looting of the country.

It looks like a piece of lint on the camera lens. I was hoping for something more 1950s sci-fi.

That tv series last year with Tom DeLonge did a great job investigating these videos, with interviews with the actual pilots and radar technicians.

A new season is this Fall, hopefully still on track.

More importantly, are the aliens intact?

R23, we're all pretty well distracted by this pandemic thing.

Potus probably knows the Aliens have a cure to the Corona. That is why he said it could suddenly vanish. r11, they will save us.

R28.

"A step towards government transparency" supposedly.

R23 Tom deLonge is not a fan of Donald Trump and his organisation have nothing to do with him.

R31, is Tom still hot? He was one of my HS crushes.

Here’s a link to the TTSA-produced ‘Unidentified’ (for History Channel) on Vimeo.

This story doesn’t need aliens to be interesting. If these UAPs are made made, then it has been known for some time by a significant amount of high-level scientists how gravity can be controlled and used. Also these UAPs would need an energy source similar to nuclear fusion. If it comes to light that these technologies have been kept secret, it would be the crime of the century considering the state of the planet.

But it IS aliens/extraterrestrials.

It's not "Russia" or China or the USA.

R17: Why bother with Earth then? I mean come on the asteroids hold enough metals like iron, nickel etc. to be worth mining.

Not very interesting. Unless they show an actual ship or aliens meh. That blip could be anything.

[quote]Waiting for the Poo Shoes Accuser Troll...

Hi, Poo. You are the only one who doesn't seem to realize that there is no one troll. It's a consortium.

It’s a bit like following my floaters when I’m stoned.

The Air Force knows a lot more than they are admitting.

Their only purpose here on Earth is to safeguard/study the flora & fauna and keep the military superpowers in check. I doubt they’re interested in hanging out with humans. Travelling enormous distances in a short time span is probably child’s play to them.

Are aliens into anal?

[quote] Are aliens into anal?

Just the ones from Uranus

R42 Well, they do have those probes the contactees go on about... Don't believe I've ever seen a penis on any of the illustrations drawn by those folks. If you're interested, I think you have to make do with toys then!

Dawson's 50 Probe Weekend

I really wish that they’d abduct the Large Yam for probing and never return him to earth. Crazier things have happened. Hmm.

For a great short novel on aliens who come to Earth, read Childhood's End.

I think a lot of scientists simply don’t like the idea that intellectually superior aliens are visiting/patrolling earth. They’re like the smartest kid in class who can’t stand being outperformed by an even smarter kid. Their bad-faith ‘explaining away’ attempts are very telling. They try to convince an ignorant public that the sightings are caused by a computer bug in the Raytheon system. Yeah, only if the bug is the size of Cthulhu.

its definitely unidentified and its definitely flying and appears to be an object of some sort. omg its a fucking UFO.

Do you think aliens are really grossed out when they find their pristine titanium anal probes are covered in shit?

"I didn't ask for the anal probe. ..."

Nina's monologue from John Sayles's sorely underrated film "Passion Fish." Worth a read and a view.

Think of it for a moment they'd need faster than light technology. We don't have that yet, oh theoretically it's been proven but we've not yet built the drive that would let us go say 10 light years out at a time. However physics does allow for some time travel mostly into the past. But the problem I have is we cannot travel into the future because it hasn't happened or been created yet. But for the people to travel to past from a certain future, they know that future. And I'd say time travel is easier than inter-galactic travel.

A lot of these claims are fake, but some are at the very least intriguing. The Zimbabwe school incident, the Rendlesham Forest incident, the Japan Airlines incident, the Cash-Landrum incident, and the O'hare incident come to mind. It's a curious rabbit hole.

Theoretical physics has reached a dead end and there’s not a lot of progress in engineering either.

The theories that ‘explain’ how relativity and the quantum world are connected are just as speculative as most UFO theories. The joke goes that most of today’s physics prizes are really awards for best written fiction.

Until the physicists have figured it all out, they are in no position to claim what is possible or impossible and they often tend to discard data that doesn’t fit into the model of their choice .

There are probably civilisations out there who, unlike us, have managed to use gravity to their advantage.

Maybe they have a ‘prime directive’ just like in the Star Trek universe. Meaning they will only intervene or interact with us if strictly necessary.

Oh yes and more - I don't care if it's a smooth or hairy hole. So long as it's fastidiously clean. Then it's hog heaven eating ass for me.

[quote]A lot of these claims are fake, but some are at the very least intriguing. The Zimbabwe school incident, the Rendlesham Forest incident, the Japan Airlines incident, the Cash-Landrum incident, and the O'hare incident come to mind. It's a curious rabbit hole.

The school incidents are particularly noteworthy imo, since so many dozens of people - adults and children - witnessed events in broad daylight. None of the witnesses ever recanted their stories, even decades later: the Melbourne AUS school incident (min-1960s); the Miami school incident (1967); the Zimbabwe school incident (mid-1970s) were all very similar.

The Tehran Air Force-airport incident in the mid-70s was also very noteworthy due to the sheer number of witnesses and length of the encounter, and because many of those involved were high-level military who were willing to go on record with details of what they saw.