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I need a pole in my hole

It’s been 6 weeks. I’m in heat

by Anonymousreply 26April 27, 2020 2:53 AM

OP = Zack Snyder

by Anonymousreply 1April 25, 2020 10:53 PM

I usually take a break from sex for the winter and become hiring in the spring again. This year that’s really challenging for me. I haven’t had sex since December.

by Anonymousreply 2April 25, 2020 10:53 PM

[quote]I’m in heat

Thought I smelled something.

by Anonymousreply 3April 25, 2020 10:55 PM

[quote]I usually take a break from sex for the winter,

R2 I assume you're a bear?

by Anonymousreply 4April 25, 2020 10:55 PM

[quote],and become hiring in the spring again.

R2, does Ginny from HR know about this?

by Anonymousreply 5April 25, 2020 10:56 PM

Interesting. I need a hole on my pole.

by Anonymousreply 6April 25, 2020 10:58 PM

Just stick a traffic cone in it.

by Anonymousreply 7April 25, 2020 10:59 PM

VIBRATORS!!!

by Anonymousreply 8April 25, 2020 10:59 PM

OP, listen to the suggestions here. Just plug it up and get yourself happy.

by Anonymousreply 9April 25, 2020 11:03 PM

I got junk in my trunk

by Anonymousreply 10April 25, 2020 11:03 PM

R10 All I have in my trunk are jumper cables and cloth shopping bags. Yours sounds more interesting.

by Anonymousreply 11April 25, 2020 11:06 PM

If you are a gaysian pussy bottom into white poles, you are shit out of luck OP (More than usual anyway)

by Anonymousreply 12April 25, 2020 11:09 PM

OP is Amanda Lepore. Sorry honey, but fake pussies don't cut it.

by Anonymousreply 13April 25, 2020 11:09 PM

r7

OP is too loose for that

by Anonymousreply 14April 25, 2020 11:13 PM

whores will be whores

by Anonymousreply 15April 25, 2020 11:30 PM

what we have is a DRUMMROLL

by Anonymousreply 16April 26, 2020 12:59 AM

In heat? Do you wander back and forth wailing with your ass in the air?

by Anonymousreply 17April 26, 2020 2:28 AM

I’m so horny. I’ve jerked off a few times daily.

I need a cock

by Anonymousreply 18April 26, 2020 9:18 PM

I need a hug

by Anonymousreply 19April 27, 2020 12:58 AM

Roman Polanski is straight, dear!

by Anonymousreply 20April 27, 2020 12:59 AM

Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 21April 27, 2020 1:04 AM

Me two, OP

by Anonymousreply 22April 27, 2020 1:05 AM

[quote]Me two, OP

me two? seriously?

by Anonymousreply 23April 27, 2020 1:08 AM

Two poles, dummy R23

by Anonymousreply 24April 27, 2020 1:11 AM

Me too. But I settle for cuddling. I’m so alone and it gets cold at night

by Anonymousreply 25April 27, 2020 1:18 AM

OP: You'll have to find someone with a six-foot long dick.

by Anonymousreply 26April 27, 2020 2:53 AM
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