Fuck you HGTV....fuck you in your ass

IF YOU INSIST!!!

David Visentin is such a filthy hot cunt. I wold fuck HIM in the ass so hard.

Tasteful homeownership.... so unattainable!

Here's what I don't get: How blazingly incompetent must the construction team be that they have an unforeseen drama every five minutes, house after house, episode after episode? That contrivance--or perhaps incompetence, if not staged--made me stop watching.

One of the things I like about Home Town is that they rarely have a huge catastrophe like other shows fake. Most of the stuff is easy fixes like removing bee hives or some leaking pipes.

R2 same. There was a thread about David popping up here not long ago that was very divisive regarding his sex appeal. I also find him ridiculously sexy for reasons I can't explain. He doesn't take great photos, but he looks cute as hell on the show. I imagine he's hotter in person.

He has a tight, fit bod. And he looks like he knows how to fuck (and suck).

I swear I played with David in the early 2000s in Toronto.

Tell us more, R8--what's his dick like, etc. What happened? Is he a bottom or a top?

Hilary Farr looks great for 68!

Well, if it was him - his original nose was slightly bigger - he's had a little work done!

He has a nice cock, both long and thick, and uncut. And he gets very mouthy and verbal.....loves to fuck face and loves fucking, period.

Had a slightly weird guttural groan when he was cumming, but nothing too weird or a deal breaker. Huge load.

So he was a top, he fucked you?

R12 Yes, twice.

Met him at the Toolbox.

I'd swear it was him. Unless he has a brother with a slightly wider nose. LOL

Such a smirky slut. He needs to be fucked within an inch of his whore's life.

If I was to marry a woman I would marry Hillary.

Married w/child be damned, I believe R11.

The worst thing about spending time with Mother is her love of this show and its scripted drama.

What, oh WHAT, will be the surprise expense that nobody expected?

That shit is scripted more than an episode of Dynasty. Speaking of Hillary, she was an insufferable cunt to the desk staff and the cabin crew once I was on the same flight with her from NYC to Toronto. Basically, "Don't you know who I am??" kind of shit.

i watch the show because of Hilary

I love it when the owners decide to list and Hillary loses. She's such a cunt.

Unfortunately the highest percentage of viewers of that channel are stay at home females and this is the kind of shit programming they enjoy. It's no different than the Food Network playing hours and hours of that dirty fat pig Guy Fieri all fucking day, every fucking day. It's what the lowbrows like.

Yeah, the scripted drama is just too much in all the fixer shows. How many times do we need to see snakes, bees, cats, bats, roaches and other wildlife in these houses.....and some screeching female having an obligatory meltdown over it? And why are the workers always dropping slabs of granite on the driveway? "Oh no, we'll never stay on budget now, and how will we get a new countertop in time for the open house?" LOL, so ridiculous.

[quote] Agree with OP, but R20 nailed the reason.

Some couples who've been on the show revealed how staged it is. The choosing to list or not at the end is completely fake. They are ALL home renovations with no plans to sell. They film the couple choosing both options, then decide in editing which one to use in the show.

Hillary was Betty Hapschatt (nee Munroe) getting married in the beginning of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Janet: To think, only an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe and now...

Audience: She fucks for free!

Janet:... she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.

Audience: Hap-SHIT...will travel.

Really enjoy the show. My favorite decorator? Candace Olsen.

don't they only "fix" like one or two rooms in the house and the rest looks like shit. I remember open concept being a huge thing on the show. and I just watched mainly to see a hot husband and what Hilary was wearing.

All the good shows are on HGTV on Demand. Fixer Upper, Love It or List It and Property Brothers have eaten this network.

They're all mega scripted. That home search show (both the US and UK versions) are complete frauds. Every show they take the people to see 3 homes and they end up choosing one. The fraud is that the people have already either bought the house or are in escrow for the house they end up choosing long before they even go on the show. The other 2 houses they look at, ooh and ah over, are just part of the scam.

^true. but I think its fun to look in other peoples homes and poke fun at everything little thing or comment. haven't seen in forever since I quit cable years ago...is everything just reruns now

Yeah, R28, I enjoy just looking at the different houses to see what's available where and to make fun of the shopper's stupid comments. "Oh, a step down living room. Kayleigh might fall", "I need a huge kitchen for all the entertaining we will be doing". Uh huh, sure, bitch.

She has taken his balls and he has given them to her.

I love the twats (usually it's the wife) when they are shown a master bedroom that is as big as some people's homes, and the stupid wife will whine "UGH! It's so small, I don't think we'd be able to get our furniture in here". I just want to take people like that outside and napalm them on the front lawn.

I'm betting that a lot of those HH couples end up in divorce court. I especially love the ones looking at old houses with "historical charm" that bitch about small bathrooms and lack of closet space.

I love Property Brothers! I like seeing their renovations and their yin and yang personalities/banter.

Love It or List It is fun also. I like to see Hilary's interior redesigns and outfits and predict whether the couple will love it or list it. But yes, Hilary seems like she could be a real bitch. She gives off that vibe.

The son on Holmes is really cute, but I preferred the show with daddy Holmes only.

Now, I am afraid to buy anything because they always find major *hidden* issues (asbestos, rusted pipes, wiring, termites etc)! An inspector does not tear down the walls/floors etc. which is where/when a lot of the major issues are found on these shows.

they play it endlessly. You would think HGTV has a pretty big audience and as a result the programming would be way way more varied and of higher quality.

Why would you think that, R34?

I remember when HGTV was lots more fun. Candace and Divine Design. That show with the little elderqueen who did "his and her" designs and, who can forget, Joan Steffend who spawned the Joan Steffend and her bottle of Yellow Tail Chardonnay troll who would make up of a drunken Joan glugging wine and bitching about her budget and "I've got a gallon of Chinese red paint so goddammit you're getting a fucking a Chinese themed room. You try and do this shit on a $300 budget". Those were classic DL and hilarious.

[quote] That shit is scripted more than an episode of Dynasty

not only scripted but the same script EVERY time

R36 I totally forgot about her and the show. she had an accent in her voice which was Canadian or an over inflection. I was a teen but loved her show.

Which one R38? Divine Design.

Look, I like HGTV because I can get my Frau fix there!

One family had to sue 'Love It Or List It' after the shitty makeover their crew did on their home.

On LIOLI Vancouver Todd and Jillian seem to actually like each other. On the original LIOLI Toronto I'm fairly certain David and Hillary had to be held apart lest they beat the shit out of each other.

The British designer was Michael Payne who did Designing for the Sexes. He's straight and married to a woman but all Brits seem to read fey. Candice Olson has made a nice career because she was already a talented designer who could do classy work with large budgets. Look at her earlier work when she had an extremely limited budget and the results are decidedly underwhelming. How about Kenneth Brown, another gay designer who exemplified the worst of Palm Springs style? Or Paul James, the gardener guy who often let it slip how much he hated his neighbors and vice versa. Or Carol Duval whose crafting show was the ultimate Frau heaven. Or the dykie Sherri Hiller and the queen Matt Fox who did Room by Room and you just knew they hated each other.

Whatever happened to the reboot of Trading Spaces?

It died a mercifully fast and painful death.

And TS was never an HGTV show.

I MISS PAIGE DAVIS

LIOLI is 100x better than any of the shit that David Bromstad is associated with. That man has no sense of style or design. Total Garbage.

I got to meet and interview Paige Davis a few years ago. She was fun to talk to and showed no signs of being any sort of diva. Very friendly.

Love It or List It lost whatever charm it had when the corporate suits decided to film exclusively in North Carolina. The homeowners are routinely despicable because they can't seem to understand that the homes they find so inadequate would be the dreams of so many Americans. Every bitchy housewife now requires a mud room, a pantry and a kitchen island the size of Manhattan.

I would love to be a fly on the back seat of their SUV as Hillary and David drive away.