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AN island in Italy is offering to pay for half of your plane ticket, as well as a night at a hotel and your attraction entry fees in a bid to encourage tourists to return.
Sicily, located off the south of Italy, is attempting to lure foreign visitors back to the island after the lockdown ends on May 4.
What does DL say?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 25, 2020 4:42 PM |
Half my plane ticket?
Try seven days all expenses paid ... and we'll talk.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 24, 2020 8:39 PM |
Tempting... but no.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 24, 2020 8:39 PM |
This newspapers assumes its readers are so stupid they don't know what Sicily is?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 24, 2020 8:40 PM |
Are the manwhores Corona-free?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 24, 2020 8:40 PM |
No thanks. Italy will be radioactive for a few more years.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 24, 2020 8:40 PM |
"An island in Italy."
Jesus.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 24, 2020 8:41 PM |
R3, hilarious! Ummm, Sicily is a rather large 'island.' I'm sure most people have heard about it at some point.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 24, 2020 8:46 PM |
Hold on, I’m waiting for my Immunity Passport to come through.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 24, 2020 8:47 PM |
[quote] This newspapers assumes its readers are so stupid they don't know what Sicily is?
It’s The Sun. It knows its audience.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 24, 2020 8:55 PM |
Many tourists are expected to arrive from a country north of Mexico.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 24, 2020 8:57 PM |
Sicily is beautiful. There's no way I'm getting on a plane, though
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 24, 2020 8:59 PM |
Sicily is banking that this will attract many stir crazy millennials looking for bargain travel
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 24, 2020 9:01 PM |
Don’t believe it!
All their attractions involve piano wire and a guy named Benito.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 24, 2020 9:43 PM |
Rent an Italian Island sports car for your trip!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 24, 2020 9:46 PM |
Picture it: Italian island, 1947.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 24, 2020 10:10 PM |
Sicily, itself, has tons of little islands off of its coast.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 24, 2020 10:32 PM |
Sono pronto.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 24, 2020 10:37 PM |
DL should purchase one of these little Italian islands and make it to the new DL gay mecca
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 24, 2020 11:27 PM |
We need to start an island where we can be free of Trump
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 25, 2020 4:39 PM |
It’ll be full of Chinese taking them up on this offer.
Fuck no!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 25, 2020 4:42 PM |
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