Words and phrases that immediately identify you as a datalounger

Ypir

PRON

Frau

WHET

judicious use of "cunt"

Pron

Frau

Oh Dear.

Walla, all of a sudden

that's so 2010 op

Crotch Fruit

MOMMA'S Mussy, OP.

Oh, dear. Please die in a grease fire.

Shit brickhouse is a common expression existing for decades if not longer. (NO OED here)

Well?

MARY!

Flavah!

Pron is as old as the internet.

Cheryl's pussy

Cak and graxy

Punch and delete

Tasteful Friends

I like blue

Jealous?

Blatino husbear

* kisses doll *

Senatrice

Move it along, toots.

So-and-so is DEAD TO ME!

He had a hot ass but be couldn't live forever

Helenesque.

I’m telling you NOW...

Lens Dunham

WHET

Surprise anal

Turkey meatballs

Lesbian potluck wedding reception

"I'm not running a bed and breakfast here."

Calling R12 a self-loathing hall-monitoring control-freak cunt and wishing her to die in a grease fire that also predates the DL, but means so much more here because WE FUCKING MEAN IT.

Stanksleeve

Buck would not have recognized any of these phrases.

PLEASE tell me about "I like blue" -- I have no idea of the history. I laugh when I see it only because I know it has some secret meaning but I have no idea what that is!

It's a fake quote attributed to DL fave Joey Luft

Frau cunt

Crotch fruit

Literal violence

[quote] It's a fake quote attributed to DL fave Joey Luft

Correct. Supposedly Joey had fetal alcohol syndrome because Judy Garland was, of course, a drunk. So DL invented several simpleton fake quotes for him years ago. One is “I like blue.” Another that stuck is “I like the shapes that aren’t circles.” One that involves Lorna Luft speaking to Joey as he posts on DL is “Joey, get away from the computer, or I’ll bedazzle your ass!” Lorna usually posts from the comfort of her “breakfast nook”. DL’s most popular fake Lorna quote is “I was molested” about which she repeatedly reminds people. She apparently claimed this in her autobiography, but the supposed molester was never fingered, so to speak.

R30 / R32 Thank you. OMG what a history! "I like the shapes that aren't circles"??

Once Around the Garden

Fat whores, rejoice!

Crying as I type...

You type fat.

Earrings, caftans...

Ginny from Billing

Shitbra

Fully loaded baked potato

Let's not forget Joel and Mitzi

Eldergay

[quote] Shit brickhouse is a common expression existing for decades if not longer.

Uh, no.

Brick shithouse is.

OP is worse than Hitler.

I would of died.

Their crazy!

I want too go, to!

Oh, dear.

Gargoyle neighbor smoker

"Worse than Hitler" is from The Simpsons.

I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN.

Lipgloss and Prada

Nipples to the day

Why are white me so stupid

I swallowed a Parasight

Well?

EST 0/10

Who???

Straight Down The Shitter

I am CONCERNED

Oh, Dear

Nutloaf and other stereotyping of lesbians

I’ve never seen that one, r51, but it made me laugh.

Maria made me - laugh!

[quote] Why are white me so stupid

Straight me

Helen Lawson

Correction! It was: Why are straight me so stupid.", not 'white me.'

I caught my error after a drink. But if I recall correctly, it was punctuated with a period, not a question mark, so that stands.

Thanks, R55.

Vivian Vance as the correct answer to any question.

r10 "MARY" is as old as the hills and certainly not exclusive to Datalounge.

Shopbottom

Uncle Bottom

Brendad Ickson

Crab-walking lesbian.

Anonymous

Julianne Moore, seriously.

Not exclusive to DL, but it usually makes me laugh: "There will be tears."

And, of course, The Evening Punctuationist.

Non-event toast.

The homosex where the man goes up into the man.

Corn? When did I have corn?

Sorry--"cooked non-event toast."

Any frivolous chatter about draining pasta.

Puny cocklet Presenting hole

Miss Dora Dumfucke

I condole you!

Nan Michiganwomyn

Vairst Letty

r11, no

it's FLAVVAH

Lady ham

R66 You need to host your own thread. I'm in tears. OMG.

Bumfuck

Caneface

Jackie on assistance

PMBT

Soft butch sous chef

R78 You're right about 'caneface'. I've never seen it anywhere else but I think there's just one DLer who is trying to make it a 'thing'.

Frank, why is there a log backstage?

The sky was so blue that day ...

R81 / R82 I never read either one of those. I must have missed them. Can you describe?

Who here has ever _____ ?

Move it along, toots!

R85 R19 already hit that one.

[quote]Nipples to the day

R49 I have no idea what that means or in what context it would be used, but I can't stop laughing! Where did you come up with this?

I condole you.

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Co.

The Senatrice

R88 R71 hit this already. At least be original.

[Quote]The Senatrice

Also known as The Senatrix.

R89 Been done upthread. But thanks for reminding us.

R86 Duly noted, toots!

EST, i.e., Elaborate Scenario Troll.

Man on the land!

Chrissie Evert and her pencil

Domicakes

Gramps (Fed)

Granny Vee

The heterosexual Pam Shriver

Reading this thread is like seeing your favorite comic in the Catskills. All he does is recite the punchlines, but you laugh like crazy because you've known the jokes forever.

Yaaas

The slayage

Snapt

A bitch got me quaking

Screaming

Homosexualist.

Let me talk to the manager haircut

Karen Yogapants

Mug cradling

Sizemeat

Has Susan Dey sent her condolences?

R66 You own this page! Thank you!

As gay as an...

[quote] There will be tears.

It’s “this will end in tears” you fat whore!

Which reminds me, screaming “you fat whore!” at someone.

R100 and r102, those are hardly DL exclusive or original to DL.

VERICATIA

Pr0n is not a DL thing.

Smoking gargoyle is though.

VERIFICATIA ^^^^^^ sorry

Now I'm in tears, R107! How could I bloody forget the proper usage. I AM a fat whore!

Erna (cunt)

I was just POOPED!

The hissing eldergay

Bai Ling on the roof

Svetlana Khorkina laughing from the cold maw of space

Big pecs that jut out

Yellow skin troll

White adjacent

He's fine. He sends his love.

What's on his ipod?

So young.

Can I have his things?

What's on his/her iPod - too soon? Baked Potato Bar Smelling Cookies

R8 it's Brick Shit House that's been around forever DL version is Shit Brick House......

Corn Channing

R118 I think the proper comment is: Can I have your stuff?

“Can I have your things?” is what the British DLers post.

Hold me, David, I’m scared.

Fat whores rejoice!

Here we are, 125 posts in and most of these are unique to DL and hilarious. Who knew we had our own language?

Presenting Hole

Surprise Anal

Judy 'Pills' Garland

G/M

[quote] Yellow skin troll White adjacent

I’ve seen these terms pop up from time to time. What do they mean, and who are the associated trolls?

Dialing the phone with a pencil...

"And then he raped me" aka the rape troll

Pancakes Barbara

Does anyone remember Griselda Messina ?

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I'll say!

R26 or anyone. What is the G / M post? I've seen it and don't know what it means. Can anyone let me in on the secret?

^^intended for R126

G = Glenn Close

M = Mary Louise "Meryl" Streep

G. —M

R135 Really? That just sounds stupid. I thought it would be much more clever than that.

Dead to me

Sumerian farmwives.

Beef curtains

eight people

IFHH

R139 / R140 /R141 I'm only a year into DL but I have no idea what the last three are supposed to mean. I recognize the others - they have me laughing to tears! But those last ones are too obscure for me.

Uncle Bottom

This thread is worthless without pics.

R142, are you a gay male?

R145 Yes, but very "sheltered" -- this is the first gay site I've had the nerve to join.

I only ask because you don’t want to know what “beef curtains” are.

Trust.

"jandra"

"As in, 'I'm not a fan of the sci-fi jandra.'"

Oh, dear.

Spazzzzzzzzzzzz

OP is a troll

nacreous layers of permacum

He was serving brownies as soon as I slid in.

My favorite, r148!

I forgot about it, too.

Just the one, dear?

I’ve had sufficient.

Yasss, ten more deaths on Everest today! Anyone got a close up of the corpses for me?

R147 I just googled it. Thank you for sparing me!

R119 said it, but it bears repeating: "Smelling Cookies." This term is in the Urban Dictionary, but I would consider it a DL phrase.

This will end in tears.

R157, see R66 and r107.

Oh, that reminds me of a new one:

READ THE FUCKING THREAD!

Cookieface

R158 Ok, so now we're just getting bitter. It's a great thread, some guys don't have the patience to read all the posts. Maybe they don't stay on one thread for hours like you do. Why don't you just enjoy the posts and stop being a bitch.

Barbara Thorndyke

Frida Claxton

Yvonne

Not one mention of Poo Shoes or Drinky Poos?

MARY!

[quote]I’ve had sufficient.

Damn it -- it's "I HAVE sufficient."

Going back a few years,how about:

Heifertiti

Gale Grind's sofa springs

Ankles to Jesus

Ethnical. A spanking new fav.

Lucy was going to but Gary Morton talked her out of it.

The World Trade Center was an insatiable bottom.

[quote] some guys don't have the patience to read all the posts.

I despise people like this asshole. Why the fuck would you come on a thread, say I don’t have patience to read it, but I’ll just post something (even though it’s been mentioned numerous times)?

What’s the point even of not reading the thread? Isn’t that what threads are for?

It’s like going to see a stand up comedian and saying I’m not listening to his jokes, I’ll just throw mine out randomly. And the audience will laaaaaaaugh.

R168 I didn't mean to upset. My thought was that a guy might have a single strong opinion about a topic and not care about expanding his viewpoint by reading anyone else's. Basically, he's doing a hit-and-run. Nothing wrong with that; it's just another view to consider for those of us who are interested in the topic.

"This is the reason we can't have nice things" -- one of my favorites.

R168/R169 -

“Girls, girls...you’re BOTH (fill in your blank)!!!”

Cockgobbler

The Marriage of Bigaro

‘“I want him inside me quite deeply”

Feets!

This is why they hate us.

Shits fired! (Relatively new but still comical)

R148, jandra was used on American Idol when Bo Bice said it and it became DL vocabulary.

Need I say, Follies, Gypsy.

I do like Sondheimite.

Questionable anal hygiene

Disturbing neck mol

"Would it have killed you to ...?" I'm not sure if this is a DL phrase, but it should be.

No, r181. That poster should stop posting.

For R53.

For R53-- now featuring the link!

I'm afraid I'm one of these "some guys don't have the patience to read all the posts."

First off, most posts are not pearls of wisdom. Actually most are I'll informed and idiotic.

Two, after reading a few dozen posts, it takes too long.

Thirdly, one comes not for edification but to contribute with a post in a thread of interest so one jumps into the conversation.

So if one repeats or overlaps, too fuckin bad. Suck it up.

You type fat!

I also think it’s stupid to demand we resurrect a thread that is ten years old on a subject just because some OCD queen will start shrieking about an existing thread they dug up using the search engine.

I don’t want to have to scroll through hundreds of outdated posts from 2011 to read about what people are saying on the same topic right now.

The 19% of FAT SLUTS above who got 1 or 2 words wrong in the catchphrases, are WORSE THAN GöRING! and must DIE IN A FOREST FIRE

[quote] jandra was used on American Idol when Bo Bice said it and it became DL vocabulary.

If he “said it,” how do we know how it was spelled?

[quote] I also think it’s stupid to demand we resurrect a thread that is ten years old

I agree with this, but it’s irritating when something just happens and there are suddenly 8 threads on the same fucking thing. (Think Jussie or College admissions scandal or a celebrity dying.)

Brucilla as Kaitlyn

[quote]If he “said it,” how do we know how it was spelled?

No doubt it was that invisible "d."

Concerned ___ Team Mom

Pork chop sandwich

Typhoid goldfish

Quadriplegic squirrel

Qui était cette cunt?

R177 I am so happy that a typo of mine made it into the hall(s) of shame/fame.

Prisspot.

Let me tell you about Deb Messing ...

Jackie on Assistance

Tongue cancer

Cane face. Shit bra. Vagina cape.

Kick her in the cunt bone

MARY is my favorite here. It seems like it used to be said more, years ago. In fact, DL seemed a LOT funnier like 5 years ago. Sad that a lot of these funny foks are gone somehow.

Collapse is complete

Jealous, bitches?

Puhlease!

Spare us

You in danger, GURL!

[quote]The homosex where the man goes up into the man.

R66 I've never seen that before but I choked on my coffee when I read it. Where did that come from? I imagine it being said by some white-coated professor, using a pointer while standing in front of an anatomy chart.

Welcome newbie.

Get some sleep hun

Red dragon cheese

I come from old money but look very young.

“Sure, Jan!”

Can’t believe no one’s posted this!

(Though it needs the video.”)

That NEVER needs the video, r210. Anyone who posts it deserves to be dropped into a pit of corona-infested bitchcunts from hell.

My cooter is itchin’ real bad y’all! I’m serious!

DL posters need to look at other sites more if they think "Sure, Jan" is singular to this board.

Sure Jan...

Thread closed.

Jackie On Assistance

R216 here. Sorry, I rushed to the end to post this. Someone else already did. I am so ashamed. I may start overeating. Then I will type fat. I will have to seek assistance. I will dial the phone with my Tiffany phone dialer. A pencil is not acceptable. That is so declasse.

You’re a fat whore, r217

But you’re OUR fat whore.

Princess Tinymeat

R206 - the original message seemed earnest and seemed to be from someone not so familiar with the English language. So I suspect it was a put-on. But the "homosex" phrase provided some laughs around here for a long time.

And still does, r220, to me, anyway.

That quote, when well placed, is hilarious.

[quote]Princess Tinymeat

That came from Kenneth Anger's "Hollywood Babylon" and was used to describe Montgomery Clift. I heard of and used that title for many years before I'd ever heard of Datalounge.

[quote]The homosex where the man goes up into the man.

R66 If there was a prize for this thread, you own it.

[quote]I come from old money but look very young.

R209 Never heard this one before but I plan on using it...multiple times, multiple places. Thank you!

[quote] The homosex where the man goes up into the man.

I think the above comes from a Margaret Cho bit when she’s imitating her mother talking about the LGBT section of the family’s bookstore.

Cheers R222. Thanks for the background and the source. I posted it because I had never come across it until I found DL four years ago. For awhile, it did seem to be a recurring moniker.

R225 - That may well be. It came from left-field here and whoever posted it came across as our own Latka Gravas, though they were obviously just doing a bit.

I remember the Margaret Cho bit--Ass Masters. I've heard it a couple of times throughout the years, and don't recall the words of the "homosex trolll" making an appearance. Maybe it was a different bit.

Oh, yeah, that was me, r66, in case it wasn't obvious. In my opinion, the "Nothing cooked non-event toast" message was the most basic funny post I ever saw here. It was viscerally funny--every time I read it, I couldn't help but laughing. And it didn't seem to be a put on. I think the person was actually bitching, but a couple of typos turned it into a classic.

"caftan" wasn't until r37.

disappointed in this crew.