I ate a little bit of my cat's Friskies Salmon Dinner pate'

OP you know that's made from yak anuses and salmon gills, right

9 Lives is better.

Not that I would know that personally, of course.

OP, and it's only 80 cents a can!

I little birdy told me that Fancy Feast lives up to the name.

A little birdy, is what I meant.

OP has been sitting on the edge of the bed licking herself for about 45 minutes now.

"OP, and it's only 80 cents a can!"

That must be in Manhattan, hunty. It's 45-cents in Flyover.

You have not lived until you've snacked on Purina cat chow.

R3, Haha, I know who you are!

I used to buy a lot of Friskies canned cat food for a neighbor and some of those names were enticing as hell. If a show like "Candid Camera" were still around, I'd love to see this stuff served on little toasts at a cocktail party, maybe with a caper or two perched on top.

Better tell me then, Christmas Moose, because I've lost track ...