Now Chris Cuomo’s teenage son Mario has coronavirus

He’s straight?

Poor little Goombah.

They should just rename it Cuomovirus, amiright?

Not to be outdone, Trump will sacrifice one of his lesser children for sympathy.

They may both have the underlying condition of Fredoitis.

Surely they can afford to get the kids teeth fixed? absulutely repulsive and not fair to this young kid.

Let's get after it. The Cuomos need to take a few nights off. and rest. Less is more, Chris. This is like Keeping up with the Kardashians: The Corona Capers!

R6. Shut up. The kid looks like a normal 14-year old.

Once the kid recovers the dog will have to take one for the team.

What a legacy! My dad gave me coronavirus!

As if having Fredo Cuomo for a father weren't bad enough. No one deserves that much tragedy in life.

I doubt Chris Cuomo was hanging out in his basement all this time.

I think there's a daughter or two in the Cuomo mix. She's up next. Krazy kids!

You get a corona! And you get a corona! And you get a corona!

That family just can't catch a break.

Are they morons? Do they live in a tiny house? What was the point of locking Chris in the basement for weeks? Was that all for show?

I’ll nurse him back to health.

Cute but too old for me.

Maybe they didn't consider airflow. Airflow from the basement probably blows up to the rest of the house.

No, it wasn't air flow, it's that they were seen out and about together, in their own yard apparently but still obviously not quarantining from each other. That's how he passed it on to the rest of his family.