Tom Holland

New thread because the last one got paywalled 22 replies away from 600.

We were discussing Tom's appearance on Kimmel and his cuteness despite his drinking, swearing and flirting habits with every guy in his life.

Mr Holland and his siren call to the men of Marvel continues. In the last episode (thread)... Ryan Reynolds decided he wanted what Jake has and sent a gift of strong liquor to get into Tom's good graces. On the other end of wanting some of that good Spidey juice, Tom Hardy posted and deleted a picture of Venom *literally* devouring Spider-man on instagram last night. Tom who's always happy to share love to a hot older man, and happily admits having a 'bromance' with 'half of Hollywood', is engaging in excellent grooming habits in lockdown and we're thankful with each thirst trap. As you were.

R3 True, this is Tom Hardy's deleted IG post.

He looks sort of like a mini Christian Bale.

If he’s already this loose around men when he’s sober, I’m dying to know what he’s like when he’s half a bottle in. It’s obvious he knows what he’s doing.

YAY! A new Holland thread! I could never access the last ones as they were all paywalled. I expect this one to be too, but for now LET'S PARTY!!!

CUM IN ME!

[quote] YAY! A new Holland thread! I

Yay!

R2 I made that comment lol, and to the person who asked why that was strange, it's not for a man his age, but he just has a quality that makes things appear wholesome, like mild British alcoholism.

R6 I mean...

Her Holland Tunnel has been visited and enjoyed by thousands.

Not sure if it's the longer hair but he looked extra good last night.

R16, there was a pre-show orgy.

I think he gets better looking as he gets older.

The weight really helps.. I don't think the skinner look works anymore. I know part of it was because of Cherry but he looked deflated when he dropped weight last year.

can i get more of this tight button down and chain thing please

R19 He was also truly affected by the Marvel/Sony split at that time. Thank god it was Bob Iger he had to beg, as Bob Iger is seriously hot.

Damn, Tom Holland calls you begging. I wish Bryan Singer was on the other line so that Hollywood could finally open that rose bud.

So what's the real deal with Tom Holland. Y'all make this man seem like the biggest twink ho that God has ever created. Personally, I would tap that bubble ass in a hot second but what's the real story.

[quote] If he’s already this loose around men when he’s sober, I’m dying to know what he’s like when he’s half a bottle in

Apparently, Ryan Reynolds wants to find out, too!

"Tom Holland planned to detox from alcohol during quarantine, but then Ryan Reynolds sent him a case of gin"

Tom Holland told Jimmy Kimmel that his plan to go a week without alcohol was derailed by a gift from Ryan Reynolds — a case of "spider-gin."

Holland spoke with Kimmel on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" over video chat, and he told the late-night host that he and his three friends with whom he was quarantining were "drunk all the time."

Holland told Kimmel he had managed to be "a little productive" and had done "some really good work" on the script that he and his friend Harry had been working on.

"I've been playing a lot of PlayStation," Holland added, "and watching a lot of films and catching up on film history, and, like I said, drinking a lot."

"I actually said this weekend that I was going to stop drinking for a week," Holland told Kimmel. "I was going to have a week off, and then literally Monday morning — I've got my own prop — Ryan Reynolds sent me a case of gin."

"Literally, literally I was like this morning I'm not drinking, the whole week I'm not drinking at all, and then literally the doorbell rang and there was a case of gin from lovely Ryan, so I think we'll have to drink that."

Kimmel joked that Reynolds' gift was Deadpool trying to corrupt Spider-Man, while Holland read out the message attached to the box sent from Reynolds: "It says: 'Some friendly neighborhood spider-gin, love Ryan.'"

Clearly, all these older actors want to sample Tom's slutty tight little hole!

They must have heard some good rumors, if they're all chasing after him like this.

He's really earning a reputation as a pass around Hollywood bottom.

Ryan Reynolds is clearly sending Tom a message, by sending him that case of gin: "LET'S PARTY!"

Also notice that the guys thirsting after him, have all had gay rumors swirling around before.

Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, and now Ryan Reynolds.

[quote]Ryan Reynolds sent me a case of gin

Ha, amateur

Literally.

One of the latest examples R23.

“I actually FaceTimed Downey a couple days ago, and he was in the bath," Holland shared. “Ah, interesting, how romantic," Kimmel joked. Sadly, Holland didn't reveal any more information about the phone call, but we'll be visualizing it for the rest of our lives."

Why do I get this disturbing mental picture of these aging closeted queens doing a train on Holland's tight bubble butt ass.

His ass is not impressive

I actually feel like this is all just in good fun, following the successful Marvel PR template where all super heroes and villains from the movies (even outside of the Marvel Universe) get along. Spider-Man is a DC and Marvel shared hero so Tom can play nice with everyone. I'm all for the gossip but it doesn't seem like Tom would be a pass around anything after he secured the Spider-Man franchise. He's set for life. These actors play gay, but if people really thought Tom was getting banged by dudes, their publicists wound't allow a public daddy-son bromance.

Now, Taron Egerton tried to play the cool young pro as well, but failed miserable after he was caught looking like a dick hungry bottom whenever Hugh Jackman was within blowjob distance. Also, beyond the first Kingsman his moves have sadly sucked. I like him, but he seems like an actor that would suck the chrome of your car for half of the attention that Holland gets. Two Brits in very different Hollywood situations. One is an asset, the other is desperate to stay relevant. They will all lose their charms in the end.

Tom, you in danger girl. Get them coins why that ass, body, and face are tight. Your sexy days are numbered. Trust me.

Those Taron and Hugh gifs are all hilarious!

He's just so blatant in his hunger for cock, that he just can't hide it.

I love Taron.

I was rooting for Taron! He was a beefcake in the first Kingsman. That was such a great role for him. He's a talented dude. At least he got a Globe for his efforts. Shame about the hair. His looks dropped off quick, but I still like him. I feel he's already peaked though.

R33 Sure there's a Marvel PR template, but Tom seems committed to certain relationships when off press. He's rejected the idea of his and RDJ's thing as a bromance, so I guess he has rules about who to do all that stuff with. Jake on the other hand seems to be fair game. Maybe he likes the idea of being public bffs with a respected actor like Gyllenhaal. Or maybe he plays up his working relationships so jealous fangirls and tabloids won't focus on his actual love life... which he NEVER talks about. Or maybe these older actors know cosying up to him is good business. Look at all the headlines Ryan Reynolds' gin got because of the kimmel interview. This guy is on video chat basis with Tim Rothman and taking drunk calls with Bob Iger, which was such a power move btw. And it worked because both companies decided to put him at the centre of the makeup story to get the heat off their greed. A win-win. He plays his cards right (Uncharted is successful, he becomes the RDJ of the SUMC, he gets an Oscar nom) he can ride that power for years.

That was a reply to R32 actually.

The only thing wrong with that gif at r11 is there isn't any cum dripping down his torso. Those abs are made for shooting on.

cute cute guy and if I was 10 years younger I would be all for it. still nice to look at and seems like fun. he's always smiling....aww

Yes r36 he appears to have great team, or is it the studios, making him into a huge star. You are on the ball, any actor that can simply call up the head of Sony and fucking Disney is obviously a Hollywood darling. If Tom maintains his looks, like a Casey Afflec (random pale white guy that came to mind) then an Oscar is in his future. But he is noticeably short, especially on screen, so he has to bring it with the acting chops. He will be competing with Tim Charlemont for the serious roles, but as you pointed out, Hollywood loves him so he may get a few first dibs.

I don't understand how he managed to maintain these connections without actually being in Hollywood most of the time. Tom must act like the most grateful actor in the world that leaves his ego at the door. I don't think a casting couch could get anyone a Marvel Super Hero gig nor the attention of these Hollywood titians. The could also end up tossing him aside after Spider-Man, but he'll be financially set by then and can just work sporadically.

This reminds me, didn't Charlemont want a super hero movie as well?

While he’s only successful because of nepotism, I still would take him or anybody anyday over Mouseboy. Ultimately, though, once the Spider-Man gig is up, I think his career will slow down.

Tom has famous parents or are you talking about Charlemont r41?

R42: I’m talking about Tom. Also, while Charlemont may have been on the list for Spider-Man, he was never getting the part.

R41 Tom's success is not due to nepotism: "He was spotted at age 10, at a dance show in Richmond, by Billy Elliot talent scouts who constantly scour the countryside looking for potential Billys. They invited him to audition for the musical."

"Up to that point, Tom’s emphasis had been in street dance and acrobatics. While those conducting the auditions loved how accomplished he was in those skills and for his outgoing personality and stage presence, they suggested that he take ballet lessons in order to be a viable candidate for the role of Billy.

Eight auditions and two years later he was finally offered a role in the show. But he took an unusual path to finally attain his goal of being Billy Elliot. On June 28, 2008, Tom made his West End debut – not as Billy, but as Billy’s best friend Michael. It wasn’t until September 8, 2008 that Tom finally debuted as Billy Eliott."

People constantly praise this guys personality, even when he was a kid, as r45 shows. He must be one of those people that everyone loves upon meeting.

Tom and Jamie Bell should play brothers in a movie.

They should play lovers.

With numerous, graphic sex scenes.

I want to see him spin on Bell's dick.

An American or British remake of “From Beginning To End” would be good!

R50 I miss him randomly dancing and stunting. Feels like he doesn't show those off anymore. He needs to do a musical soon. since Hollywood is trying to bring those back. There was someone on Twitter who heard a rumor that he was being considered for the Fred Astaire biopic last year and I want it to be true.

Same here, R52.

I love to watch Tom dance ballet.

[quote] he is noticeably short, especially on screen, so he has to bring it with the acting chops

More like he has to bring it with his SUCKING chops, and keep that ass nice and tight.

[quote] I don't understand how he managed to maintain these connections without actually being in Hollywood most of the time.

It's not like the casting couch can't travel. The top producers and directors are in London all the time.

[quote] I don't think a casting couch could get anyone a Marvel Super Hero gig nor the attention of these Hollywood titians.

*See Jennifer Lawrence

[quote] The could also end up tossing him aside after Spider-Man, but he'll be financially set by then and can just work sporadically

*See Jennifer Lawrence

R41 People that say he only got this far due to nepotism give his dad wayyyyy too much credit. He was C-list comedian in London and the way he even blogged about Tom getting to fly to auditions in America when he was younger you could taste the envy. That man did not have the clout to get Tom in any Hollywood door.

I can't remember where I read it but it was ages ago, and Tom said he gets on really well with older people and likes hanging around them. R46 As a younger actor I'm sure it was an asset. People love precociousness. But he's also self-aware. At a con last year he talked about how he'd learned to say no to invitations to other actors' trailers (but didn't for RDJ). So I think he's had his share of creeps.

Who is this Nadia chick who is living with Tom and tw says is his new girlfriend?

So he went to RDJ's trailer? Well, of course. Robert was the main star. You don't say no to the main star, and in his case it clearly paid off...

r56 what about the producers, directors, and studios head looking for him to give some head?

In 20 years DL might have a bunch of stories about Tom getting a train ran on him, like Corey Haim?

[quote]In 20 years DL might have a bunch of stories about Tom getting a train ran on him

First of all, I hope not. I would not want anything bad to happen to him.

Second of all, it's "Tom getting a train [bold]run[/bold] on him." (Or should this have been "first of all"?)

I'd do some really naughty things to his body and him to mine.

If you're being fucked, doesn't "ran" work. The train in this instance is a series of cocks going into his hole, not over him. No snark, I'm actually curious. I know my errors are annoying, but I'm trying.

Of course he didn't go to the trailers of some no namers! Tom is clearly very smart and probably only sucked the dicks of the important higher ups.

r62 Nope. It's "run," the past participle (I [bold]think[/bold] it's the past participle we're talking about, at least).

Thank you r64, I'll try to avoid that mistake in the future.

I ran a train on Tom ? I ran a train into Tom?

NO?

Yes, r66. That's grammatically correct, at least.

But we're talking about one "getting run" on him. "Getting run" is correct. "Getting ran" isn't.

We could say, if it were true, that we [bold]ran[/bold] a train on Tom. But Tom would say "I had a train [bold]run[/bold] on me."

He had Titians and Ruebens.

[quote] The top producers and directors are in London all the time.

Not anymore.

Who cares about Run vs Ran? Show me Tom’s ass!

R57 Some British actress he and his buddies went to school with I think? Ngl the evidence for that one is piling up. Another girl he will aggressively hide until it quietly ends like the others I guess.

I knew he'd buffed up over the past couple of years but seeing it side by side ....

His butt is overrated. Prove me wrong.

I totally agree, R73. It’s not very big or round. It’s more of a slight road bump.

Yes R70.

R72 He said he regretted getting bigger for Spidey 2. And according to his Dad, Tom had to fill up this time for Uncharted, because Mark Wahlberg is so much bigger than him.

Talk about self-aware r76. Nice to see an actor that realizes he's getting overpaid to do a job so look happy. Save the attitude for when you're back home in your mansion. Smart guy.

R75 He was distractingly thicc in the last act of Far From Home.

R73: First, he needs to show it in a movie. Then we can say whether it's overrated.

Uncharted and Spider-man have been delayed to July and Nov respectively. Kinda surprised they moved Spidey instead but I guess they know it's a sure bet wherever it's placed. Just hope Tom can find time to do more non-Marvel work. He's too talented to spend all his young years in Sony's franchise thirst hell. Uncharted is cursed but Tom won't let it go.

R74: Maybe it will get bigger as he gets older.

R80 This is so stupid that they left the shooting of Uncharted before Spider-Man 3.

R81 No need, it's perfect for his tiny frame.

Thank you, R83. Your picture illustrates that Tom’s ass along with his entire body is perfectly proportioned in every way, toned and tight every inch, with a firm but plump ass. The boy is carved from marble. That is what Michelangelo's David would look like flipping off of a boat. Tom is fine as hell.

R80 shooting had already started before the lockdown but it would have been finished months/years ago if Sony could get its shit together. Makes you understand why Tom called Iger crying.

R71 Thanks for answering. So do you think they're a thing for real? Or is he with Harrison? Because that video he deleted was on purpose , right? to show that he's with a woman. She wore his spider.man hoodie, recently followed part of his family. I think this is how Jake G was doing it with his model beard, ig stories from the same place and traveling together, friends and family liking her posts. Like Sam H, too. I thought the sunbathing vid was recent but it's from 10 days ago I just watched it today. Weird these two women were from his past, maybe because they're reliable and they're doing tom&h a favor. her ig is private now. I think they're just friends tbh. Sorry for bringing up this topic, I'm bored, haven't been checking on Tom for a while

I'm going to ask Tom to marry me when this corona is over.

After Heath, I really do think Jake has finally found love.

Go for it Jake.

tight young butt and a cute smile with an English accent. I'll take.

I understand he is genuinely nice, but he has a mean-looking, scrunched face.

R87 Tom deserves it after this

yummy

Tom wishes. I don't buy this guy didn't have some sort of crush on Jake.

Just realized these are all from when they were in Asia.

Yes R93, he's in love.

Wait, Jake is a top now?

Jake just lays there. Tom does all the work.

R95 Feeling's mutual. Look at this shit.

Just blatant adoration.

They knew they had to joke about it or more people would be asking questions.

And yet they'll never be seen in the same room together again. Enjoy your unfaithful bottom Holland/Gyllenhaal shippers!

R101 Tom said on Kimmel that they were trying to do peloton classes together.

And he recently posted on ig that he was missing "his husband" so I think they're doing fine. Jake learned to deal with Tom's fickle nature.

Tom is too young and hot to be faithful to anyone. Plus he's always on the road

Muscle looks good on Tom, I hope he feels more comfortable with it now than he did for Far From Home

R103 Jake wants it but knows he'll get heat if it's actually confirmed he's macking on the MCU's darling but he likes the attention and gives up crumbs to keep Tom interested and himself top of the list.

Tom wasn't slick with this picture. Harry's only in it to tone it down a little.

Fingers crossed that Tom doesn't decide to go tattoo happy after getting the spider on his foot.

Tom vs Tom

Lame post r110

Are you a Japanese school girl or an obese 75 year old gay man?

R111 both

R111, I’m not R110, but it is often the shitposters (people posting porn, porn fakes, discussing unrelated topics, role playing the subject of the thread, etc) who keep a thread going in between bursts of actual new information.

what were you expecting to see here, R111? The confirmation that you might actually have a chance to fuck Tom Holland?

And the previous scene, where Venom holds Petey down and preps his hole.

R114 It's called 'fantasy'. Don't be a jackass.

R113 Thank you for respecting the hard work we put into this site each day

R113 Why does a thread need to be kept going? It's not like it'll be deleted. Just let it go quiet if there's nothing real to discuss. It's this idea of having to keep threads alive with shitposting which results in Muriel shoving them behind the paywall.

One year ago, we were robbed of RDJ kissing Tom on the neck.

R118 If a thread isn't active, then who cares if it is behind a paywall? Especially not those of us who actually pony up the two bits.

R119 RDJ was just trying to put Tom at ease, he could feel the boy's boner rubbing against him.

He's going to be very handsome in a few years. I like him until he starts talking about RDJ. Can you kiss his ass anymore dude?

R122 I think Tom really polishes up his inner Peter Parker at those times - all eager and earnest.

He really loves RDJ, they went on a hike together last summer. Then, according to Tom, RDJ "beat him up" for two hours during boxing, back at his house.

And they facetime each other all the time. It seems sincere enough.

R124 Poor Petey, getting the tough love from Daddy. 5 bucks says RDJ stays away from the face. - don't wanna get sued.

R120 If a thread isn't active it wouldn't be paywalled. Muriel only does that when it becomes apparent it's subject to fanboy type posting - like shitposting just to keep threads alive. And if you want threads to be alive, them being behind the paywall is hardly going to help.

R126

R127 You're the one who apparently needed it to be explained twice

R128 Sure, Jan.

Idk what's happening here i'm just hoping for another thirst trap.

R130 He just wants to stay pretty for his man (men).

(R124) There is nothing sincere about RDJ anymore. He is arrogant, greedy, smug, hollywood tool now. All he wants to do now is Hollywood franchises. Ironman, Sherlock, Dolittle. The old Robert is long gone.

R132 I'm sure that RDJ sincerely knows what an instant PR win Tom is for him, just like a little PR genie. I'm sure RDJ knows how to rub him the right way by now.

I hope they actually do have a genuine friendship. RDJ has been throw all the worst parts of celebrity life. The partying a drug abuse a tabloids. I worry about Tom going down that road sometimes because of how much he likes to party and hopefully RDJ can keep him off that path

R134 I have a feeling that it's at least somewhat genuine. It's not like RDJ ever needs to work again, and he's certainly shown how bankable he is.

Plus, RDJ is a father with boys a little younger than Tom. Like r134 said, he's seen or heard it all in Hollywood. I feel like Tom is the type to seek out guidance and RDJ probably doesn't mind helping the young man navigate through Hollywood. It helps that he's a hot twink, but I doubt RDJ is fucking him.

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I think RDj is trying to suck out his life force. So he can keep playing Iron Man till he's 100.

I doubt Marvel would take him back unless he agrees to a MASSIVE paycut.

He'll do a cameo in a few years and Peter will cry in his arms. Or he will be there to sort of greet Peter if they decide to kill him off at some point.

God I hope not. The last thing MCU Spidey needs is to be even more linked with Iron Man. Even Dead in FFH he was the second most important character.

[quote]Plus, RDJ is a father with boys a little younger than Tom. Like [R134] said, he's seen or heard it all in Hollywood. I feel like Tom is the type to seek out guidance and RDJ probably doesn't mind helping the young man navigate through Hollywood.

The only guidance he can give him is, "Don't do drugs." Something Downey's own son Indio had to learn on his own as he battled his own addiction.

Sorry where's this terror Tom Holland is an inevitable drug fiend coming from? He drinks abut as heavily as every other English lad his age I know does not to alcoholic levels, and his only close friends seem to be Harrison, Tuwaine and his brothers. Nothing about him exactly makes me think he's going to end up shooting Heroin in a few years.

R143 I don't know, I'd say he can clue Tom into the various users and manipulators in the business, as well as how fickle the business can be. Tom's got a lot of people to help ground him and doesn't seem obviously stupid, but having a mentor who actually gives a crap about him is a good thing.

I think it Tom were going to have substance problems with would be 5-10 years from now, when his star has likely cooled and settled down. He'll have a tough time getting known for anything else as well as Spiderman, and a lot of us fickle old fags will drop him once he's aged up a bit.

What.

"This is an old interview. George was promoting 'How I live now' and he said that he and Tom used to spit grapes in each other mouths 😳"

It's like he just cannot NOT flirt with a male costar.

R146 I'm reminded of discussions of how River Phoenix apparently latched onto a father figure in every movie he made. Of course, he was the child of lunatic cultists, and Tom seems to have a healthy and supportive family. Maybe flirting is just how Tom is friendly, like guys playing Gay Chicken all the time.

Tom's DL moniker is Joel, and I think we already know how his relationship with RDJ is going.

Jake G confirmed his romance with Tom again to Colbert.

His live was an adorable mess.

His little Iron Man mug :').

R52 he tried to do a ballet move while being live with one of his friends from Billy Elliot.

R151 Did he catch his pills on that move?

I don't find him wildly handsome but he's attractive. I think he'll get even more attractive as he gets older.

R153: His ass is fantastic. That's all that matters.

Yes R154.

His face is confusing. I thought a couple of months ago that he was beginning to look his age and it was going to look weird for him to keep playing a teen but in that live he was back to looking young again.

R151 I loved that. He really doesn't dance anymore, it's sad. We'll always have stuff like this tho

Those Marvel movies makes everyone look hard because of the workout requirements. Now that Tom has time to rest and lay off the hard lifting, his face cans settle back to a healthier glow.

R157 If Tom started a new Rat Pack, who would be the members?

Pizza Rat, Rose.

......

Tom acknowledging he's the smallest person in the MCU.

[quote]He really doesn't dance anymore, it's sad.

He said he still loves ballet. Now he has the down time he should practice more.

I'm not sure if the old Billy Elliot forums are still around but die-hards would track the goings-ons like which Billy was covering that night, who was rotating out as the best friend, etc., and it seemed that Tom was constantly injuring himself. Which isn't surprising. He broke his nose or something just as "The Lost City of Z" was wrapping up. He tried to show the director and Charlie Hunnam that he could do a flip cocked it up.

Jeez, he also injured his ankle during the filming of Cherry.

[quote]I'm not sure if the old Billy Elliot forums are still around but die-hards would track the goings-ons like which Billy was covering that night

Die-hards is one word for them I guess

Oh Tom.

It's a pattern R166.

R166 "Oh Charlie, it can't be as big as that. You must be having me on."

Charlie can mentor him, knowing very well what it's like to be a sweet young chicken in the biz.

R167 "I've got a room upstairs with bubblebath .... no one will know, I promise."

R167 No one will ever convince me that those two never AT LEAST drunkenly made out.

R170 I'm sure they've done some playful RP, possibly involving Spidey PJs. I'm sure Jake was very nervous the first time Tom undressed for him, especially if it was during production.

Aww, it looks like Tom and Harrison are getting married.

They’re already married r172

I blinked and this thing became a thing. He will look like shit and be fat in 10years. He’s average anyway.

R172 Isn't Harrison a little young for Tom?

r175 Random granddads come and go. But his love for me is eternal

R176 Harrison: I don't know, this looks fattening. Tom: The only fat thing on you is your dick, baby.

R176 Tis true.

Publish the gif where Tom and Haz were holding hands during a scary movie r178

.....

Is it k pop fans who started this one, as usual, or have another fandom taken over their tactics?

R181 They usually pull that kinda of crap on Fridays.

I Love the comments to this Jimmy Rich throwback "I caaaan’t Tom looks like he’s at a party where he meets the friends of his sugar daddy 😂🔥🤣".

r179 2.57 in this. The GIF by itself seems to have disappeared off the internet.

R184 can't find a gif either

Hopefully this means there won't be a bitter tell-all coming from Harrison in a year to two about how mean and shallow Tom is.

[quote] 5 times a night. I simply couldn't keep up

R187 Poor Harrison. Tom's needs just keep growing and growing.

Tom and his husband role playing on instagram.

Three years ago today that he won Lip Sync Battle.

And to this day he says it's the most compliments he's ever received out of any other work he's done (6:40 in the video).

It really was how everyone started to like him so much, even before Spider-Man.

R191 It was when he first showed us what a slutty girl he was. They should have casually shown a pair of high heels in Peter Parker's closet, or under his bed.

R192 He actually says his only regret is not doing the lip sync battle in heels.

"Holland, who spent most of his early life as a talented young dancer, performed the song in a Rihanna-inspired getup. “I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t mind being in drag,” he says, but reveals he declined to dance in heels — a decision he now regrets.

“I said, ‘You want me to dance in the rain and do a front flip? I can’t do that in heels,’ ” he says. “I wish I had now. That would have shut things do"

R193 I wonder if any fans sent him lace panties after that. Tom, never let yourself be shamed for wanting to feel pretty.

Well he was really happy when he received a thong during this interview.

His hubby Jake G. wasn't convinced by the size though.

R195 He knows Tom is a grower. Plus, he probably pays more attention to the back.

R196 He actually thinks it's too big lol. But yeah of course Jake's interest is in the back.

They're really cute together. Tom to Jake: " It's a nice restaurant, it's called the River Café, we could squeeze in a nice lunch before we get killed by the aliens, the wine, ah".

Keep it up, dear shitposters. Let’s keep rehashing those old news stories and role-playing as celebrities!

shitpost

I could never see myself with a guy younger than me but Tom is an exception. He's adorable. I'll take Jake anytime.

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Has Tom ever posted a pic from the same bedroom thereby confirming they share a bed.?

Seeing Harrison’s radiant face really makes you realize that your entire gene pool is garbage.

r203 Given the state of that room I hope no one sleeps in it. Maybe they just gave Harrison an extra as a wardrobe and steal from it when needed.

So they went out golfing. Hardly surprising with Dom being so right wing, but I find it disappointing.

R203 that really would not surprise me. Keep a spare room set up as a space to store their extra clothes and then Tom and Harrison share a bedroom together. Then when they have guests over and need to keep up the charade to outsiders, the spare room suddenly becomes Harrisons.

R207 Harrison must not be too possessive, or Tom's flirty ways might trouble him.

Ooops that was meant for R205, not R203.

Tom got papped golfing.

Golf attire that emphasizes one’s ass and nipples? Thank you!

R213 I wonder if Tom likes having those perky little nubs teased.

R213 I wonder if Tom likes having those perky little nubs teased.

His face looks bloated. Did he binge on carbs and alcohol before they hit that sad looking course? Still a hottie, but his face changes a lot.

[quote] Did he binge on carbs and alcohol

Yes for 3 months. So he could have looked a lot worse.

I don't know what you guys are looking at. But Tom clearly has visible and we'll defined enough to show through his shirt in r213. Doesn't look bad in anyway to me

I personally meant his face in 213 I'm going to guess you were understandably distracted by his nipples

So important to break lockdown to play golf of course

Ugh I meant Tom has visible and well defined ABS in 2018. Abs are the first thing to go if you gain weight

r221 Golf actually falls under accepted exercise under UK regulations. Which is somewhat reasonable it's a sport that encourages distance between players.

R223 English regulations, not UK regulations. And the fact it's endorsed by Boris just proves it's a bad idea.

[quote]Tom got papped golfing

There just happened to be a photographer at that golf course at the right time, eh?

r224 Boris is full of bad ideas. But frankly 2 people walking round a large empty Golf course isn't going to cause a 2nd wave. If he OKs Rugby or Football then it becomes a problem.

R226 And what about the staff at the golf course? They're hardly key workers. But as I said earlier, given how right wing Dom is, it's hardly a shock Tom's out, Dom's probably the one who called the photographer.

R227 hysterical idiot

R227 Tom promised to show them his 9-iron.

Tom's spread legs in his new story, in which he is saving a pigeon (hence tagging his old flame, Will Smith).

Lol that Twitter account

Hot damn, he has great legs. (dancer legs)

Harrison wants us all to know that he swallows.

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R235 Makes one wonder what sort of 'recreational' attachments Stark built into the Iron Spider suit.

Do you think there's any chance that Mark Wahlberg might get removed from Uncharted now that he's trending ? People were already talking before, but now...

R237 Tom needs a better father figure in this film. He might flirty with Marky and get slapped in the mouth.

I don't get all the fuss. He looks like any other "boy next door" kid out there. He's not unattractive but he's not handsome either. He just looks like a basic white boy to me.

R239 Putting aside all those lusting over the character, Peter Parker, and transferring, Holland just has a sense of fun that's appealing. Sometimes the flavor of the month is vanilla.

r237 He'll probably be fine unless he comes out swinging with the n-word. This movie has been delayed for about 7 years already, and Sony would probably rather shove its head in the sand than go to the effort of recasting at this point. That said Spider-Man 3 is meant to start production in October and that likely takes priority so it could just be bye-bye Uncharted again.

I think Wahlberg will be fine. All of this stuff was known before and its many years old. I don't see why it could freshly cancel him when it didn't the first time. He's greatly helped that none of it happened while he was an adult. He wouldn't have been able to launch his career if he did.

And I doubt he'd be put off from Tom's flirting. His Instagram is basically entirely focused on getting gay men to thirst for him. He seems to reveal in the attention. Plus it helps him sell himself as sex symbol for movies

R238 Unless Wahlberg is drunk, in which case he'll probably be into it, at least judging by the time he got drunk on Graham Norton (deliberately not adding Show on the end of that sentence)

Hum, the guy who whants to "adopt" Tom is back.

"Still trying to figure out how to adopt Tom Holland. Pls lmk if you have any advice. Thanks in advance"

R244 Tom needs to be free range. He was born free and he should live free. If Harrison has a collar for him in a drawer, well, that's their business.

Free range twink tastes the best! 🐓

R246 Important to have a comfy place for him to rest while you lick him unconscious.

R239: Me too. He's not ugly; he's just average looking. He looks like every other bland white boy.

Happy birthday to Mr Hollands #flawless muse.

Every time I see that pic in the OP pop up I need to jerk off. His ass and tiny waist in those pants.... impossibly hot.

Tom's exact words R249 "My muse! One day, I hope to be able to strike a pose and look off into the middle distance. Happy birthday mate. Love you #flawless".

Did he necessarily have to start climbing on the table to sign this?

Tom wishes a happy birthday to his “muse”, and long term lover, Haz Osterfield

As the years go on, it becomes more a more probable that Harrison is family, which is pretty awesome.

R252 Thinking about Harrison always makes Tom want to put his leg up.

r254 His Instagram follows is a a pretty exhaustive list of every bikini wearing instaslut, muscled bodybuilder and gay actor in existence. He even follows Brandon Flynn.

Is Tom in the Dutch shipping container torture chambers?

If so, he should be stripped naked while some Eastern European thugs abuse his hole.

That boy is damn thick. Lordt.

r257 He can take more than that.

R260 IKR? One might almost call him "gifted".

Tom looks so hot and like he’s filling out in R257. Damn boy

Looking ripped.

We can't see, R263.

Bad link r263

Not sure if this is what R263 linked to, but it was in Tom’s IG stories. Very nice.

The boy is becoming a man.

People have commented that he needs to work on his gag reflex. (Is the preview for gifs broken now?).

Lol, his fans were asked to caption this.

R268 previews for GIFS have been broken for months.

This old dump of a website is on its last legs.

R266 I bet Marky rubs his dick against those abs before telling Tom to get on his knees.

R268 Curious, he's never had a problem before.

Today's gag reflex.

That was incredibly hot, R273. Just imagine any Hollywood man of a certain age inducing that gag reflex.

I'm surprised Harrison hasn't trained him better than that with the gagging

That's the whole video, he apologizes for gagging on the healthcare worker.

I know Tom doesn't enjoy it but I love when he bulks up for roles. He wears the extra muscle well. Everything still looks tight

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R277 I'm glad he doesn't enjoy it, if true. That means he's less likely to become obsessed with bulking and end up some bloated thing.

Is American pocket twink Will Ropp hotter than Tom?

R280 Nope.

That trended on instagram, "Is there a traditional celebratory meal when you finish filming" "Jake Gyllenhaal's dick".

Tom throwing himself at yet another man on ig.

R282 If that is for real, Tom is rather more blatant a troll than I thought - depressing.

It's not real R284, he is actually saying "Jake Gyllenhaal is a dick" because Jake kept interrupting him in the real version of the interview. .

It's not real R284, he is actually saying "Jake Gyllenhaal is a dick" because Jake kept interrupting him in the real version of the interview. .

Thank you for the clarification. Of course, I can now imagine that he was thinking about saying that, and all is right with the world again.

Of course, even if they were actually banging, presumably Jake wouldn't be interesting in Tom outing.

And there's the proof that it's all fantasy. Tom has established that he stinks at keeping secrets.

Tom Post Picture of Girlfriend Nadia Parkes

Apparently Tom is on a mission to date every girl he ever went to school with.

Then he posts a flirty story with this guy (his costumier) that he was kissing on the neck when he got drunk. AND then tags Harrison on his brother Harry in the picture with the caption "who I'm missing most". This boy has a lot of love to share.

Then he posts a flirty story with this guy (his costumier) that he was kissing on the neck when he got drunk. AND then tags Harrison on his brother Harry in the picture with the caption "who I'm missing most". This boy has a lot of love to share.

R291 Tom was clearly talking about his dog as the one he was missing the most.

Harrison’s cock is a close second.

His latest IG story kinda sounds like a cheeky COVID-19 joke. Yikes.

The director of The Devil All The Time is in love with Tom:

"Tom is a very sweet person and a very generous actor but he's willing to go wherever he needs to go emotionally for the character," says Campos. "He wanted to go where he had to go. Tom’s electric. He’s sort of sitting there doing nothing and is immensely watchable."

Tom is a little slut

R294: Hopefully we'll get some Holland butt in this film.

Tom's friend from Billy Elliot wants to slide in his DMs.

r297 That guy looks unfortunately like Chris Evans (UK version) younger brother.

Little dear in headlights is back.

This thread feels empty with the confirmation of the girlfriend. I guess there’s always Harrison.

r300 They're still sharing clothes at least

r301

A lot of Gen Z guys are bi and non monogomous and it's just not a huge deal to them.

^Wishful thinking by a man who’s 40 years older than Gen Z

I'm 28. I have a brother that is 19. I am repeating what he has told me and what I've observed from at least his group of friends who I occasionally spend time with (mostly when they want me to buy them weed or liquor)

Very curious what your age is since apparently you're the expert.

R300 R301 are you dim? One is a polo and the other is a shirt sleeved button up.

He posted another picture of the apparent girlfriend. He technically hasn't officially confirmed the relationship. Who knows?

I can't believe he actually took a girl to a golf course as a date. Anyway if he's living with this and not fucking him I fear Tom's probably straight.

R308: Something about this screams PR but he could totally be straight too.

First gif of The Devil All The Time

R310: Please tell me he shows his ass in this.

R311, not just ass but hole.

It's too bad, he's looking more and more English by the day. Soon he'll be just another prematurely wrinkled, smelly wanker like the rest, all before 30.

Trailer for The Devil All the Time

According to this fan account's story there is a shower scene in the book, so if they keep, it we might see Tom naked.

The fan account

R313 I agree, he's aging fast these days.

How cute

Tom is T. Bae in Jake’s phone

People who say Tom is rapidly/badly ageing and ugly are weird, just weird. He looks beautiful.

Body looking tight

Body looking drained of blood.

R299 Tom's pedophile sense just went off and he's feeling nervous.

Deer* , oh dear.

Good boy

The Devil all the Time is going to be lit, what a cast. I really want Tommy to do well. I love the book too.

It would be great for him to have a non-Spiderman winner.

Do we think that woman he's supposedly dating is his real girlfriend or a beard? She's a thirsty yachter either way according to some blind items

You believe blind items r329?

Blind items are written to get clicks from gullible stupid cunts

R329 He was fucking her during lockdown because he needed something to do, a friends with benefits situation. He will go back to whoring about like he was before.

R331 She sucked him while he was sexting with Harrison, but it just wasn't the same.

r329 She's an old friend of Harrisons and so far the most couply thing I've seen them do is play Golf together.

The reviews for Tom's performance in The Devil All The Time are really good.

The academy posted Tom.

I hope The Devil all the Time does very well, I'd like to see the cute little bastard win awards for it.

R335 Awww who could hit such a cute little guy?

Tom's 10 minute instagram live from today

lick

R339 Oh Peter, always making a big sticky mess everywhere.

R339 *knocks on trailer door* Tom? Jake? They need you guys on set! Guys? *knocks on trailer door*

Is he still putting out for Disney execs?

R342 Tom or Jake?

Tom, I cried for the Disney President, Holland.

R344 I'm sure Disney has given Tom is own trainer.

"Holland is undisputedly the lead of the film, and everyone else is in his orbit. And lead the film he does.

Up until now, Holland is best known as the most recent Peter Parker, the one who is part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He’s an extremely capable Spider-Man in those movies, perfectly playing the right mixture of charming, sympathetic goofball and rebellious teenager the role requires. Still, though, it’s easy for an actor with a breakthrough role like that, in the biggest film franchise in history, to be pigeonholed. Holland acted a few times before the MCU, but he was young, and there wasn’t a chance for his star image to solidify before audiences were introduced to him as Peter Parker.

He makes an incredible case in The Devil All The Time that he will be sticking around long after the Marvel roles have dried up. In this film, as a young man simmering with rage, regret, and anger, Holland has truly arrived as an actor. Arvin is a bundle of barely-repressed nerves, and Holland lets us see every moment of fury and pain that crosses the character’s mind. During one particularly violent, graphic scene — set, incredibly, to the Sonny James version of “Young Love” — he uses his lithe, well-known dancer’s body into an instrument of brutal ferocity. It’s frightening and upsetting to witness."

Tom cuddling yet another man twice his size (@rivamarker instagram from the devil all the time cast and crew).

Riley Keough is a very cool chick.

R347 who is the director Antonio Campos*

The Devil All The Time is fantastic, Tom did some excellent work there. Looks beautiful - angelic but full of pain and determination.

Wow you've seen it already. Fan.

I didn't like it all. It seemed like a miniseries edited down to a feature.

AT all ^

Nice arch of his spine.

Tom is very attractive in those mom jeans

I hope Tom's career is still going strong when he's aged a few more years. Hollywood is about as fickle as DL.

I like these behind the scenes shots, keep posting!

I knew his relationship was fake, "omg u dun beleeeve enty do ya?" Well Enty was actually right, she's a yachter and just beard. They didn't even have a date in Germany, she was there for an audition and also at that golf course were his bros and some of his staff. Oh yeah such hot and true love!

R359 We all know Tom is saving himself for his next male co-star. We need to get him and Taron Egerton in a film together. They are so flirty that Tom will just climb onto Taron's dick during the film promotions.

Tom’s heart belongs to Harrison, but Tom’s hole is to get what he wants

Tom may not be old enough for Egerton. Doesn’t he shamelessly flirt with older male costars like Holland. Although who would go for Tom regardless of personal type,

R362 Truth. We need a Daddy strong enough to take on both those boys.

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Tom is indiscriminately cuddly....except with women

r365 Not true. There was Zendayas mother. And now let us forget that ever happened.

R366 He's clearly on the edge of desperation to get away from that.

Antonio Campos is mad that someone interrupted his "moment" with Tom.

R368 He didn't want anyone else to see his tent pole.

Apple have picked up the rights to Cherry for their TV+ service. Hopefully they don’t censor anything interesting.

R370 Holland's cherry? Hmmm, maybe he really is a good boy.

Looks like Harrison has moved out and into his own place. That’s a bit disappointing.

Looks nice though. Netflix or rentboying must be paying pretty well.

R372 Harrison got fed up with all of Tom's co-star flirting.