Vinnie from the Jersey Shore: Sexy Good Guy, any rumors?

He just posted Keto diet results.

He has a nice face. Not like the other guys on that show who all look like greasy scumbags.

But that tattoo. Whatever was he thinking?

OP, 2009 is calling on line 1.

OP, 2020 is throwing up over this howler:

[quote]I imagine he has a generous package to play with.

Vinnie is a hot man, but nobody is talking here in SI. The cosa nostra won't allow it.

He always seemed to be the sane one (though that wasn't an especially high bar), never went to prison like Mike or made a gross & tacky spectacle of himself (like, well, all of the others...). If he hadn't hit the big time, he seems like the kind of guy that still lives with his mom and has little to no ambition

Snooki described doing it with Vinnie was like trying to push a watermelon through a keyhole - apparently very large dick. I think he is gay but cannot come out. One episdoe he joke got married to Pauly D in vegas. When he told his mother, she kept repeating "but it's a joke right, it's just pretend? It was a joke..right?" I half believe Pauly and Vinne have drunkenly got it on.

I call bullshyte at the "big dick" claim from that retarded Snooki creature. She was probably so high at the time she just imagined it was Vinnie who was pounding her.

If he's got a big dick he must wear some sort of extreme compression panties.

^^ I actually can imagine him getting big when aroused.

[quote] Snooki described doing it with Vinnie was like trying to push a watermelon through a keyhole - apparently very large dick.

Or very tiny vagina.

I'm hardly an expert on him but the few times I watched Jersey Shore I never really picked any serious gay vibes. He just seemed like a nice guy next to all those trashy sluts. That doesn't mean I didn't want him to be gay since he was the only truly hot guy of that lot and I have a weak spot for good guys like him. There's genuine warmth and happiness in him and that makes him so very likeable.

Still anything is possible and he could very well be gay or bi.

Can you imagine any of those other Jersey Shore mooks dressing like a normal guy like this?

He is straight. No, he isn’t a good guy. He’s a constant cheat, condescending and arrogant. He is also up his moms ass 24/7. A guy like that will never get married. No woman will be good enough. That is the issue. He isn’t gay at all.

And he isn’t even that attractive. This is showing DLers find anyone white “hot”.

FTM.

[quote]Or very tiny vagina.

Snooki??

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

He's white adjacent, R12. His ancestors are Sicilians. It's what makes him hawt!

I don’t consider him white white either.

It’s like my Portuguese friend, who is “white”, claims white, and while he has white skin, some of his features look ethnic, starting with his super thick, corse hair. He doesn’t have to use hair get to get his hair to stay in place, like a combover or just standing up... my hair won’t do that. It’s too soft, it falls back flat. Him, nothing like that.

I dunno. Looks like he might be packin' somethin' down there:

Vinnie did a cute video to "Pumped Up Kicks" some years back. It's fun and just a little bit gay.

Jealous, bitches?

[quote] corse hair.

He dead?!

[quote]He dead?!

Of corpse

Smart and had depression. Agree he would have been a Staten Island homebody who had dragged his bitch wife to his mothers for dinner every Sunday. That whole oppressive Italian culture seems like hell to me.

14 comments until the "white adjacent troll" showed up; are your google alerts not working?

[quote] Agree he would have been a Staten Island homebody who had dragged his bitch wife to his mothers for dinner every Sunday. That whole oppressive Italian culture seems like hell to me.

Why do you fixate and fantasize about people who are part of an oppressive culture?

Supposedly was going to Law School while doing Jersey Shore - then fame happened. Typical Guido lives with his mother until married.

The term Guido is derogatory. Idk why people use it now like it’s a good thing.

He's certainly not shy.

wasn't he planning on going to law school before the Jersey Shore fame? did he even complete undergrad? If so, where was he studying?

He could debrief me...

There was a bit on Jersey Shore where the audio was low.

Vinnie and Ronnie were passing through a doorway at the same time from opposite directions when Ronnie smiled at Vinnie and whispered (maybe pointed at/cupped?) “Am I gonna get some of that/get some dick soon/tonight?”

R29 Video evidence, please.

He started out at SUNY New Paltz, one of the better schools in the SUNY system, and graduated from CUNY College of Staten Island (I guess so he could live at home).

Vinnie has his demons it seems, most likely for being on the down low.

College of Staten Island/CUNY is a perfectly decent school. At least he graduated.

I’ll try my damndest, R30

I distinctly remember playing it back repeatedly to make sure I heard what I thought I heard.

Can’t remember if it was posted here or elsewhere - but it was tagged, so it’s not like I came upon it by accident.

Others know if this.

I believe R29 because that's standard "straight" boy Italian-American shit. Or at least that's my fantasy.

[quote]Typical Guido lives with his mother until married.

Typical Millennial lives with his mother until married.

There fixed it for you.

[quote]Agree he would have been a Staten Island homebody who had dragged his bitch wife to his mothers for dinner every Sunday. That whole oppressive Italian culture seems like hell to me.

Racist much? Stop watching the Sopranos you tri-sate troll. Not all Italians are like that, I never even heard of "Sunday dinner" until I visited my partners Trumpeter Irish family on the east coast.

R18, unless someone’s taking a train from the other cis-male babies in the Maternity Ward, I think we all started out as “a little bit gay.”

[quote] I never even heard of "Sunday dinner" until I visited my partners Trumpeter Irish family on the east coast.

Really? I talk about it almost every day in my conferences.

He always seemed like an asshole. How he fooled people into thinking he's a nice guy I'll never understand.

Sunday Dinner is a very East Coast NY/NJ thing. It really didn't stick with Italians who settled into other parts of the US. Yes I am sure you can find some stray example of a friend of a friend but it's rare. Italians on the west coast aren't considered a real ethnic minority. They are just white like everyone else.

r41, it stuck in my family.

[quote] Sunday Dinner is a very East Coast NY/NJ thing.

Did you think Staten Island was in the upper Midwest or something? That poster was talking about Vinny’s Sunday dinners. Ya know, in Staten Island.

My partner told me growing up on the east coast his Irish family had large get together every Sunday in NY. Every single Sunday, aunts, uncles, siblings etc. I don't think Italians are the only ones that have a traditional "Sunday dinner".

Sunday dinner is Irish too. I loved it because my cousins were HAF. Also felt glamorous because it was served LATE.

Oooh, how cosmopolitan!

ANY HUGE PENIS PICS FROM HIM?

"Sunday dinner" is (or used to be) a long standing family tradition in the south. Now that my grandparents and parents are all long dead I don't know if people still hold to the tradition or not.

Back in the 50s & 60s It was always said by at least one person in attendance at my grandparent's Sunday dinner, "there's enough food here for a log rolling".

No one on Jersey Shore was a good anything.

Vinny & Pauly totally fucked. The Situation was jealous.

Not great quality, but this video always cracked me up!

Ronnie must be desperate.

I miss Sammi Ronny's girlfriend. She was the only sane one on there. She really did just say good buy to all the money once the show as over. I don't think she ever did a reunion or anything. But damn, she likes her men with big guns.

The guys on this show are like 5’5 max. They’re not much taller than Snooki who is 4’9

[quote] I miss Sammi Ronny's girlfriend.

Who is Sammi Ronny?

[quote]She really did just say good buy to all the money once the show as over.

Oh, dear!

Sammi Sweetheart has a restraining order on Ronnie, hence why she didn’t come back.

She no longer is friends with the cast either. Snooki and Deena did a live last week speaking about how she didn’t invite any of them to her wedding even and unfriended them on Facebook.

^^Dayum.

I thought they were all good friends still.

They were, but she clearly has moved on. She also probably doesn’t like that they’re still friends with her abusive ex that she had to get a restraining order on.

I don’t think she expected the guys to back her up, but definitely the girls. But the girls almost always sided with Ron.

See how much trouble you cause Ronnie, just come out already.

for the few minutes i have watch of these losers and walking trainwrecks it always appeared to me that the guys were very "cough cough" friendly with each other.. i have no doubt on a deserted island with just them, it wouldn't take very long for them to "help another guy out will ya" mentality would quickly appear AND STAY!..

Didn't "The Situation" once say something like "It isn't gay if it's a blow job" or something like that?

I'm from Staten Island. Vinny isn't gay or DL. Trust me, I'd know if he was. He isn't.

Ew, one of his eyes is higher than the other.

None of them are gay. The fantasies on this site are ridiculous.

They aren’t even that good looking

r62 No, Vinnie's uncle Nino told him when he was going into prison, it isn't gay if it's a blow job. He just laughed it off, but a while back Mike was insisting Snooki gave him a blow job while she was married. Snooki and Jwow were livid and said he was only saying that because of the gay rumors coming out. The whole story went away.

He isn’t gay. Mike has never been gay. There were rumors. Just that.

They look fine to me, R64

R61, is English your second language?

How R63? Are you the Staten Island Cumdump for Closet Cases?

None of them are that good looking. And Vinny was never “gorgeous”.

What makes Vinnie stand out isn't that he's exactly great looking, but he was a sharp contrast to the overly bronzed, shiny, shellacked, roided up other guys. A rather regular looking guy in a sea of oily bohunks, which was refreshing.

He’s phony. A poser.

Vinnie's main brand was being a big momma's boy. I remember Jersey Shore had episodes of his mom showing up and staying for a day and cooking for the cast and those were the episodes I liked most. After the show he did some shows with his mom and, in his own way, he comes off as smart and caring. Then he said stuff like he has anxiety issues being in public and all of a sudden he's a Chippendale attraction. That's when I finally got the hint that he's a phony like the others. I did like him the best from the Jersey Shore cast though. Snookie was fun, too. Then Pauly D.

Watch season 1 and then season 2. He’s the biggest phony you’ll see.

Season 1 is him. A nerdy not good looking Mommas Boy. He made fun of the other male cast members. Then season 2 he is up their asses and acting just like them. Fake.

He also cheats on every girl. He’s not a good boy. It’s a show.

And he is a mommas boy. He bought a house one block from her. She comes over to cook for him and clean and do his laundry still.

R54 she was the sweetest bitch you’ve ever met

Does he haves papers or is he without?

Are all the "Vinnie is not gay" posts from his mommy?

Vinnie might not identify as gay, but that does not preclude the possibility that he has had a nice cock in his mouth from time to time. In fact, it makes it seem more likely than not.

He chases the tranny

r80, wasn't that The Situation? LOL

Snooki's vagina (representation)

[quote]Ew, one of his eyes is higher than the other.

There was a thread a while back that this physical characteristic was an indication of homosexuality.

It was fascinating and there were links to research on the matter.

Wouldn’t it be something if this were true?

That the animal kingdom has this as a marker, but as human beings we’re so distracted by behavior and demeanor that we would be oblivious to what is literally staring us in the face.

[quote] And he is a mommas boy. He bought a house one block from her. She comes over to cook for him and clean and do his laundry still.

Congratulations, you’ve just described every Italian male.

That is SO not true, r84.

r82 Do you really think it's that sweet?

The DLers once again show gay men are mentally ill

I am gay and have one eye large than the other....maybe R83

NONE OF THEM, the guys or the women are "lookers"! passing them on the street, they wouldn't even get one glance much less anything else, but if glanced, the thought bubble of everyone passing them would be "losers' "white trash" "weirdos"..

Nice that we found out from Vinnie’s mother that his penis is intact. Good boy! But damn, I wish he hadn’t ruined his torso with all that hideous ink.

Did anyone watch the reunion? I haven't gotten around to watching it yet.

I don't know if I would classify Vinny as fake just because he went from anxiety issues to preforming on stage. Isn't that how a lot of actors start out? To get over their fears of the public? The cheating is a different issue though. Not cool.

he's a Trumpie.

Still no penis pics?

I am gay, I watched the original show. I don't think any of them are gay, just typical roided out bro dudes who also happen to be Italian. Guys like that joke about sex with other guys a lot. That's how they act. Ronny especially out of control with the roid rage. Vinny seems like the nice boy next door that got caught up in the wrong crowd wanted to be cool. Mike "the situation" Sorrentino had major drug problems during and after the show. Producers hid it but the cast was all in on it. Pauly D was the least interesting character to me, I am sure he regrets that Cadillac tattoo he got before the show, now he can afford so much more. They all seem to have a couple million or more in the bank. So I guess they had the last laugh.

FYI "Snooki" wasn't even Italian, she was born in Chile adopted by an Italian family.

FACTOID: They originally wanted to call the show Guido Beach, but Italian Americans got wind of it and pointed out the blatant racism so they changed the name to Jersey Shore. That's why non of the cast is Irish, or Jewish or Hispanic.

I am surprised that so many people think he is an asshole--he always seemed like the least egregious of all the pricks who came from that show. He definitely stands out from the rest of them, at least personality wise. I watched him and his mom and that food cart contest show some years ago and thought he was adorable. Very much a momma's boy, like most Italian New Yorkers. He went nude at a Chippendales show, as R19 has posted, and he looked amazing. Like him or not, you'd be a fool to not want to pound that.

[quote]he's a Trumpie.

Pretty sure he's not. He interned for a Democratic state legislator in college.

I’m tired of people calling them Italian. They’re Italian American, if even that. If we did a DNA test they are probably VERY LITTLE Italian.

Ronnie is also half Puerto Rican.

Sammi is half Greek.

Jenni is not Italian at all, she is Spanish and Irish.

Nicole is not Italian, she is Chilean.

Angelina is half Polish.

He voted for Trump. He is open about it.

Oh please. Vin and Mike have let guys suck their cocks. The other two, NO!

I dont know who he voted for but looks like he trolls Trump from time to time.

[quote]Oh please. Vin and Mike have let guys suck their cocks. The other two, NO!

Vinny would let a guy suck his cock if you were his best bud after a long drinking binge night.

Mike would do it for the drugs, as long as you provide them, party and play Bro.

Ronnie would do it for the Roids. Would say he's not gay while its happening, purely transactional in his mind.

Vinny is the most hetero guy. They’re all hetero. You al love making shit up to feel good about yourselves.

[quote]FYI "Snooki" wasn't even Italian, she was born in Chile adopted by an Italian family.

"Chilean" really doesn't mean anything if you're discussing ethnicity and not nationality ... it's like saying someone is "American." What was the ethnic background of her biological parents? Lots of Italians in Chile and Argentina.

She isn’t Italian. Shut the fuck up r104

r105 I never said she was Italian. I only said "Chilean" is not an ethnicity. So why don't YOU answer the question, asshole?

Goddammit Vinnie! Can you be a good Cathrolic for fifteen fucking minutes???

Anyone remember the show with three Italian adult sons still living with their mother in The Bronx?

R104 A New York Puerto Rican girl was adopted by a Pennsylvania Mennonite family on a TLC series about the Amish.

R108, are you referring to The Fanelli Boys, starring DL fave Chris Meloni?

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okay r111 / r112 I see NOTHING!

[Quote] Vinny is the most hetero guy. They’re all hetero. You al love making shit up to feel good about yourselves.

THANKS, MA!

r54 Sammi was the only female cast member that was actually attractive.

At one point MTV was considering a gay version of Jersey Shore, but it never happened.

It was going to be called: Under the Boardwalk.

Gee, not homophobic at all, I am surprised they didn't want to call it At the Glory Hole.

Snooki used to hang out with Big Ang. Girl talk.

I'm not in the Tri-state area, but hasn't the guido thing died down yet?

It's not a fad R118, it's been around for decades and probably still continue. The only thing that changes is the look they choose to all gravitate for at any time in history. It's an American Italian thing, actually only on the east coast New Jersey, NYC area. You never see that in California where millions of Italians settled during the turn of the 20th century.

What happened to the ‘Jersey Shore’ reboot? 💣?

His nose looks too small for a guy. Is it a rhinoplasty?

No r121. That is the nose he ended up with.

He isn’t hot. And he’s super short.

DL must be desperate.

Short??? That shot of him in the showers did not seem like a shorty? Oh No.

Snooki is 4’9

Look at him next to her. He is short.

And you all are so thirsty. THIS is what you’re claiming is hot????

[quote] Goddammit Vinnie! Can you be a good Cathrolic for fifteen fucking minutes???

Mama, mama, language!

Minchia!

Yeah, so “gorgeous”

DL is desperate.

If she is 4'9, he is probably 5'9" which is the perfect average size of an American male. 6' feet for men is model size.

[quote]His nose looks too small for a guy. Is it a rhinoplasty?

You guys are such hypocrites, if his nose was big I would be scrolling through all the racist trolls calling him white adjacent Guido.

He is white adjacent regardless. His hair texture says it all.

Hair texture? Lots of Italians have straight hair you nitwit.

No. His is coarse. He even said he needs a black barber to do his hair because most white ones struggle with his hair texture.

He said he needs a black barber because all straight white guys his age think rap music and black guys are cool as shit. Haven't you noticed?

White guys cant cut black guys hair? Really?

r133 white guys can, but black hair is a learned skill, and since African American barbers would be more likely to know how to handle that hair type, it is easier to go to them.

Funny that he turned out to be the hottest one.

Ya, but look at the competition..

He goes to the barber in Atlanta that blows his customers.

R133 he explained why he goes to black barbers on the original show. Because only they know how to cut his hair. His hair texture is different.

R133 I had super thick, super kinky, curly hair as a teenager, and most barbers wouldn't cut it. I ended up having to go to my mom's beauty parlor, where there was a black woman who knew how to cut and style the kind of hair I had.

[quote]since African American barbers would be more likely to know how to handle that hair type

Why do they need to be African-American instead of just black?