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Monstrous baby crushes his father’s spine to dust with its diapered ass

I wish I could unsee it but I can’t.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 24, 2020 5:52 AM

The responses are brutal too.

“The owner says it’s three years old”

by Anonymousreply 1April 21, 2020 9:32 PM

WTF is that? Baby Huey?

by Anonymousreply 2April 21, 2020 9:36 PM

OMFG. that's hilarious and kinda weird.

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2020 10:14 PM

Did he eat his twin in the womb?

by Anonymousreply 4April 21, 2020 11:30 PM
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by Anonymousreply 5April 21, 2020 11:35 PM

Thank your the biggest belly laugh I’ve had in a while. That twitter thread is mean but hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 6April 22, 2020 12:11 AM

The parents belong in jail.

by Anonymousreply 7April 22, 2020 12:14 AM

Nice music for a parent to play. I could be wrong but maybe white trash related??

by Anonymousreply 8April 22, 2020 12:15 AM

She says the kid is three but why the hell is it so bald? Does it have Baby Baldness Syndrome?

by Anonymousreply 9April 22, 2020 12:17 AM

R8 I was surprised not to see beer cans, bong, cigarette tray, mc donald's wrappers in the background,

by Anonymousreply 10April 22, 2020 12:18 AM

That’s no fucking baby! I’d recognize Madonna without her wig anywhere!

by Anonymousreply 11April 22, 2020 12:22 AM

That "baby" is most likely a toddler. White kids don't get a full head of hair until they're around four years old.

by Anonymousreply 12April 22, 2020 12:24 AM

I assume the father is a widower, the mother having ended up like John Hurt in [italic]Alien[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 13April 22, 2020 12:51 AM

That is no fucking baby it's a grotesque-looking fat toddler raised by white trash family that keep children naked and in diapers until kindergarten. The toddler probably spends rest of the day playing out into front yard which also doubles as parking spot.

by Anonymousreply 14April 22, 2020 12:56 AM

Squat cobbler?

by Anonymousreply 15April 22, 2020 1:48 AM

BABY SMASH!

by Anonymousreply 16April 22, 2020 6:16 AM

[quote]That is no fucking baby it's a grotesque-looking fat toddler raised by white trash family that keep children naked and in diapers until kindergarten. The toddler probably spends rest of the day playing out into front yard which also doubles as parking spot.

Farther down there's another video of the kid playing with a giant jeep in the front yard, so yeah.

The thread is hilarious, but the scolding pearl-clutchers - 'How DARE Twitter fat-shame a baby! Heavens to Murgatroyd!' - need to go die in a fire. If that kid's narcissist parents gave a fuck about him they wouldn't be putting him on display in the internet. GTFO.

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by Anonymousreply 17April 22, 2020 10:31 AM

The “all children are wonderful” brigade is out in force in that Twitter thread, but they’re suffering major casualties

by Anonymousreply 18April 22, 2020 4:57 PM

That baby (and/or toddler) looks like a mini-Uncle Fester.

by Anonymousreply 19April 24, 2020 5:43 AM

rando thread.

by Anonymousreply 20April 24, 2020 5:52 AM
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