Why is Ansel Elgort trending on Twitter ?

Any cock?

Any more?

... where ... are his dick and bollocks ...

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I want to see his gigantic dong!

Damn, he is getting hotter and hotter.

Let me know when his real nudes leak.

It's a charity stunt to raise money for a Brooklyn hospital, if you'd taken the 2 seconds to click the link in his bio.

Yum.

He is so incredibly unattractive. Ugly face & lanky goofy body.

Weak chest and no shoulders. Scrawny, feminine arms. He needs to hit the gym with Chris Hemsworth.

He wants so much to present hole.

Why is it never the celebs I give a shit about. Like beefed-up quarantine bod Tom Holland. I'd donate to THAT charity.

Bigger version of Ansel's nude photo:

Now he has to show us his ass.

That is exactly the right way NOT to get fans. I’m no fan of his and never will be.

Ansel’s always been something of an an exhibitionist. Bless him.

R13 it may start a trend

Has he shown us his Goldfinch yet?

Let's hope so, R19.

Datalounge should make a list of which male celebs we would like to see naked next.

R21 don't we have a thread on that like every other week?

Apparently his father took the photo.

If you can cover all the goods with one hand.....

This pic is more revealing. Also, how can [italic]that[/italic] be hidden by a hand?

Does his boyfriend, Timo-thay, know he posed for this? Supposedly to raise funds for a Brooklyn hospital, anyone know name?

It's a professional photoshoot. He wasn't papped. You can hide anything if you plan. Cock socks, etc.

At least he's showing a hint of pubes.

You know what, this was a very creative way to increase his profile and raise money for a good cause. I haven't seen celeb do this yet, so made me smile to see something new during the Corona self-promotions. Shawn Mendes should have done this weeks ago.

I hope Ansel will challenge Tom Holland, who will challenge Jake Gyllenhaal, who will challenge Andrew Garfield, who will challenge Julian Morris, who will challenge Topher Grace...

R30, yes! A chain reaction of closeted gay whores!

[quote]Apparently his father took the photo.

R23. How do you know that? Also, did Ansel take any photos of his father? Any of them together? We're looking for dick. Father and son dick is just fine.

I was hoping to see Ansel's penis. Somebody's penis. Where's the penis?

R26: They probably hate each other

It’s better not to see the penis and be disappointed.

WHO THE FUCK HAS WINDOWS LIKE THAT IN THEIR SHOWER?!?

R36, the same people who invite their fathers to photograph them nude in the shower.

H I S S ! ! !

[quote]How do you know that? Also, did Ansel take any photos of his father?Any of them together? We're looking for dick. Father and son dick is just fine.

Do you really want to see the wizened dick of Arthur Elgort?

I agree r29. I think this whole thing was fun, hot and cleverly done.

[quote]Shawn Mendes should have done this weeks ago.

Yes, Shawn is overdue to show his ass and make it up with the gays.

I honestly don't get it about him. A pasty white boy with an ok body and average face and he has 10m Insta followers? Ok.

R43: I totally agree. Some of his insta followers were probably bought.

I like him very much. I wonder how WestbDise Story will turn out.

R36 has not heard of an outdoor shower.

Father and son should have showered together and took a buddy photo. That would have raised a hell of a lot of money. With penis of course.

He looks cross eyed

[quote]Datalounge should make a list of which male celebs we would like to see naked next.

We can start with Chris Evans and Chris Pine.

Daddy Arthur did take the picture and commented on the post to claim credit.

Ansel has an IG story up now where he mentions his dad took the pic.

"We can start with Chris Evans and Chris Pine."

We've seen Chris Pine.

Crazy days when D list celebs have to use their dicks to get attention.

I think Ansel's cute and I love this pic!

Can't believe instagram made him take down the picture. It didn't actually show anything.

A bunch of dorky gay guys must have decided the dorky Ansel was sexy...he is not.

He should have gone full frontal. He clearly has plenty to show.

I thought he was good in Goldfinch but he is still not the man of my dreams. I swear, the Johnny, Brad, Keanu era was great...now there is nothing

His sister was the photographer for his high school calendar shoot.

He should have made it a sponsored post by FamilyDick.com and raked in even more cash.

So his dad really did take the picture, almost bragging about it. And Ansel is so grateful.

Here's the IG story where Ansel says his dad was mad he didn't get credit for taking his son's nude pic.

[quote]So his dad really did take the picture, almost bragging about it. And Ansel is so grateful.

Ansel should be grateful. His father is a Vogue photographer who has shot models with egos even bigger than his son.

A lot of actors now will have no excuse for not releasing their nudes. We just needed a few to bring down the walls.

r50 we need closer pics for a full inspection.

Elgort is a butterfaced douchebag with little talent, who sailed into the Industry on his family's connections. His music is embarrassingly bad.

He does have a nice ass, though.

He's attractive enough and his singing is OK. The problem is he lacks charm and humility, and he's just so vanilla. Looking at this picture fills me with an instant sense of boredom.

Yeah, there is nothing to this guy at all.

Everyone goes after Armie Hammer for being bland, but Armie at least has some sexual spark.

I get absolutely zero from Ansel. He has a nice chest and nice abs, OK. But he could haul out a John Holmes-sized dick and I still would not be able to locate any sexual magnetism.

R60 He couldn't stop eating to record that?

Also, how old is that pic, given how long his hair is in that video? So it wasn't taken specifically for this, his dad just took naked photos of his son and then kept them unseen for a while?

R66 Oh well if it's sexual magnetism you want, you'll have to watch his music video

[quote]I hope Ansel will challenge Tom Holland, who will challenge Jake Gyllenhaal, who will challenge Andrew Garfield, who will challenge Julian Morris, who will challenge Topher Grace...

One of these things is not like the others.

Did your dad ever see your dick post-puberty (or pubes, which are by definition post-puberty)??

Mine didn't; I thought it'd be weird. Much less take photos of me nude. Am I alone in this?

It's weird to like Tom Holland and not like Ansel. They're the same type.

[quote]Ansel should be grateful. His father is a Vogue photographer who has shot models with egos even bigger than his son.

Exactly. I get why people are weirded out by this because they're thinking in terms of themselves and their own parents.

As for these two:

1. One is an actor.

2. The other is a famous photographer.

3. They're both adults. (Ansel is 26)

With that in mind, if he was going to ever do something like this, why not let his famous dad who has photographed everyone from Kate Moss to Cindy Crawford and beyond do it?

He's not a hobby photographer messing around with a phone camera and if anything he'd treat him with the utmost respect, do the best job, his photos will never get out and Ansel trusts him since he knows him.

I kind of get it — it's your son, which you created, so if he turned out to be visually pleasing why not boast?

[quote]With that in mind, if he was going to ever do something like this, why not let his famous dad who has photographed everyone from Kate Moss to Cindy Crawford and beyond to do it?

Because it's his fucking DAD?

I thought his dad took the photo.

Yes, on his IG stories Ansel says his Dad took the photo, and he thanks people for all the money that has been raised:

So desperate, already? How can his career be in such trouble that he has to do this? Whore much?

He thinks he's hotter than he'll ever be.

You all can take your Instaho's, roided out gym bunnies and 'tatted' clones... this guy is incredibly sexy if you ask me!

[quote] Did your dad ever see your dick post-puberty (or pubes, which are by definition post-puberty)??.... Mine didn't; I thought it'd be weird. Much less take photos of me nude. Am I alone in this?

You equate nudity with sex. Not everyone does. There are nudist families, fathers and sons work out together. Most fathers don't see their kids as sexual beings. Especially being actors, families see others in the family nude in movies, on stage. It ain't just about sex.

One thing a photographer will always ask you is to give them credit for the photo if you post it. So his Dad is behaving very normally for a photographer in insisting on credit.

Aren't they Europeans of some sort? They look very differently on nudity over there than we do here. They're not nearly as uptight about it.

R81, I think his Dad was probably joking about wanting photo credit.

"Elgort's father is of Russian Jewish descent, and his mother is of Norwegian, English and German ancestry."

[quote]Because it's his fucking DAD?

R74, If he WASN'T a professional photographer it would be weird to me. Yes.

However, in this scenario he is in fact a world famous, award winning, professional photographer. Who is also straight. Who sees him as a prop.

If my mom was Annie Leibovitz I'd let her photograph me naked too because that would be awesome but she's not so I keep my damn clothes on.

You guys are nuts. Ansel is hotter than fuckin' shit.

Hating Ansel Elgort is another of those Datalounge weirdnesses, right? I'm with r84. Ansel is hot as fuck.

And if Arthur Elgort were my father, and I wanted a simple nude photo like this one—the DL weirdos are acting as if he were doing porn—guess who I'd ask to take said photo.

R80 is absolutely correct. Nudity does not equal sex and once that's realized being nude in the presence of others is very equaling and liberating.

[Quote]However, in this scenario he is in fact a world famous, award winning, professional photographer. Who is also straight.

So if his Dad was gay r83, this would be inappropriate to you, but as long as he is straight it's okay.....?

Am I on a gay board?

He’s more attractive than Mouseboy. I’ll give him that.

He was a big movie coming out and there will probably be a Baby Driver 2. I liked him in that dying girl reading dying boy movie.

[Quote] and there will probably be a Baby Driver 2.

Really?? I just watched Baby Driver recently and i don't really think a sequel is needed.

I want to be a privileged, entitled little shit

I always wonder how many of these privileged, entitled little shit who go into the business through nepotism/connections would've made it if they'd been Joe or Jane Blow from Bumfucke. Only a very small handful, I imagine.

The good thing about when your dad want to take photos of you nude is that you can trust that he won’t leak them. When strangers or even boyfriends snap pics of you full frontal or in action, you can’t always be sure.

Couldn't the same image have been taken with a timer and the device propped up? They're obviously cool with it and that's fine. I see no benefit to seeing my family nude so will continue to stay clothed and "miss out" on the supposed enlightenment of your father seeing your penis.

[Quote]Couldn't the same image have been taken with a timer and the device propped up?

No. It's a strong photo, you can tell a professional photographer took it. There is a difference.

Depends, r94. Is your father one of the most renowned commercial photographers in the world?

It also depends on if the photographer is diddling himself when he shoots.

He's not hot at all. He has a boring face and a so-so body. And he sings like Mariah Carey.

He can barely sing at all. And his songs are shit.

God, he’s a privileged little prick. His music is horrendous. The album covers are hilarious. “I’m so mysterious and bohemian.” Just another Pussyhound using “soft emotionality” and faux intellectualism to attract girls. Nothing special and he’s a basic bitch.

[quote]He can barely sing at all. And his songs are shit.

[quote]His music is horrendous.

Which distinguishes him from exactly zero other perpetrators of today's "music." Sorry, you're gonna have to dig deeper.

r101 this thread is about Elgort, not about the other 500 untalented singers out there now.

R101 the other are mildly palatable because at least the Autotune brings them in key, his shit is not even properly Autotune’d

(R101) There's nothing deep enough about Elgort to dig...

Add me to the Ansel-is-hot contingent.

Sorry, not sorry, r102 r103. Yes his "music" is pure fecal matter. But all music made in this century is pure fecal matter. His smells no better, no worse. Fuck autotune.

It's not Elgort that's deep, dumbass, it's your hatred you need to dig into.

^Exactly! Elgort is a shallow, entitled douche.

Any hole pics leaked? Or a leaky hole?

Waiting for the first "West Side Story" trailer.....

West Side Story starring Ansel Elgort. I can't wait... to slip it.

^ skip it, sorry. Hate it when that happens.

"Baby Driver" is my least favorite Edgar Wright movie.

I was disappointed also r113. I love Edgar Wright movies but that one left me cold.

In for a penis, in for a pound.

In my family men and boys were considered unusually shy if they were uncomfortable being naked around each other. Same with the women.

No cross-sex nudity except on the odd occasion when our large group would go on a skinny-dipping rampage, when we'd strip-bomb apartment and house pools and then take off for the next one before cops arrived. One sister was part of the group. We just rather avoided each other at the events.

He's okay, the El Gort person. Like so many others.

[quote]In my family men and boys were considered unusually shy if they were uncomfortable being naked around each other.

God only knows what decade you're talking about.

R115 are you American? What socio-economic background would slot your family into? I'm American and I've found that more highly educated, intellectual families are more comfortable with nudity amongst themselves. This is a generalization but based on a few families I've known it's something I've noticed. My family, being very working class, would go to extreme lengths to cover up.

Were you also Catholic, r117? Body shame is intensely prevalent among Catholics.

Dong and hole, please. Thank you very much!

I once shows some signs of body shyness in front of a Swedish friend. He said to me "That's the most American thing you've ever done."

I like him but wake me up when he does full nudity.

R118 not catholic at all! Protestant. Again, not to generalize too much but the families I knew growing up that were comfortable with nudity were both Jewish. They definitely had a more 'european' (not sure what that means exactly though) approach to life than most of the people in my small hometown.

Desperate ho.

I saw him long boarding a couple of years ago on the LES. Smoking hot in basketball shorts and a tight tee. No interest in his music, I’m happy to Just ogle him.

West Side Story will be the latest flop for Elgort

(R68) His "music" video is hideous! Jeez, it looks and sounds, like an SNL parody video of badness. All the faux "tough" looks and "angst". Nothing even remotely authentic. It looks like it was done on an iphone in his living room. Douche! Douche I say!

His singing voice is rather shitty, who knows why he was cast in West Side Story.

He’s done Romance before I thought he was very good in Fault of our Stars. He’s one of those people that baffle me that so many hate him here.

[Quote] who knows why he was cast in West Side Story.

Ansel's dad agreed to photograph Spielberg's daughter for her OnlyFans. There's a lot of quid pro quo in Hollywood.

[quote]Again, not to generalize too much but the families I knew growing up that were comfortable with nudity were both Jewish.

Good point. My boyfriend is Jewish and I've also noticed that Jewish families tend to be more comfortable with nudity. There seems to be more body shame in Christian culture, probably as a result of the right-wing Christian influence.

He wants to show his penis so badly- why don't they just let him?

[quote] West Side Story starring Ansel Elgort. I can't wait... to slip it.

We know you're secretly lusting for him.

The most offensive thing about the photo is how they apparently photoshopped his balls out.

He might be "taped" up or a cock sock so he can hide it with one hand. This wasn't spontaneous.

He's one of the most hideous actors to come out of Hollywood, his ill-shaped head is too small for his deformed shoulders his body too curvaceous for a man. He's an atrocity of nature!

R127 It's especially funny given how Spielberg was going on about casting unknown teens, and then goes and casts Elgort.

Ansel's connected gay father bought his way into the industry.

Ansel looks like his parents are siblings.

If he really wanted to raise funds he could get a lot of other members of young Hollywood, eighteen and plus, and have dad shoot them all in the nude and do a Only Fans for $19.95 to join, all proceeds going to whatever charity they see fit.

They are in lockdown Einstein.

Poor thing, skinny as a flag pole. I guess he didn’t get stimulus either, like millions of other Americans.

But the friends of Plump got a fortune.

R140 But the photo pre-dates the lockdown, so maybe his dad has photos of other male celebs similarly naked locked away somewhere

R140

But Ansel is still 1000 times looking better than R135, a bitter, bald fat queen.

Nothing wrong with this photo!

Very classy. Not trashy.

Classy pubes. It's 2020. Harumph….

Ansel is lovely.

I find him hot as fuck too. I love tall cocky types. He needs to expose the monster cock if he wants real donations.

Dad totally erased cock and balls. Like they are invisible

It's totally normal to be photographed nude by your dad, you prissy puritans!!

Just show it already

Lay off you nasty queens. I appreciate that he has a nice, not overly worked body and wants to show it off. We can all endure a couple unbearable music videos in return. Help that hospital!

What's the deal with him and Violetta? Are they still together? I assumed long ago she was a beard. He gives me a sexless vibe, like a poster above said.

I gag when I look at him. Really gag. He has to be one of the most disgusting-looking freaks in the history of Hollywood. I bet his dick is long and skinny with a bulbous head and an really large piss slit. Oh God I'm gonna wretch.

There must be some other reason for the deep hatred of him. I think he is hot.

I agree he wants to show us his cock. I hope he does one day

Kevin Spacey did two movies with him. I wonder if he had his way with him.

He is very boy next door looking. Not especially good looking or ugly, has those very relatable looks.

I agree Baby Driver wasn’t Winters best film( who is quite handsome himself) but I believe It was a big hit that got Ansel a GG nomination and technical Oscar nominations so hence the sequel.

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r158 Gurl ..

Here you go, R 151.

r160 That just.... Ain't right!