Happy birthday to The Queen

Who will go first, the Queen or Keith Richards? She's had an amazingly long reign.

She's been sitting on the throne for 68 years now.

God save the Queen, cheers.

Holy smokes, are those real diamonds around her neck in R2?

Sonny Boy, still standing in the shadows.

"She is the longest-serving female head of state in world history, and the world's oldest living monarch, longest-reigning current monarch, and oldest and longest-serving current head of state."

R4 They're not Woolworth specials!!!

r5 Sonny Boy looks like he would enjoy pushing her down the palace staircase!

She's not a human being.

Jewels and tiaras for every occasion.

Wow, R10 what is she wearing: what is that sapphire ensemble?

Aquamarines dear. Too much is never enough

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King Louis XIV of France is the longest-reigning European monarch, he was on the throne for 72 years. The Queen will break that record if she makes it to 2014.

Such a garish, repugnant anachronism. The Brits oughtta storm the palaces, loot the goodies and turn them into housing for the poor.

[quote] storm the palaces, loot the goodies

It's been tried before. They are still here.

Yawn, r16.

Sorry, DL doesn't celebrate oppression, subjugation and colonization.

r19 Europeans had nothing on Muslims when it came to oppression, subjugation and colonization, and their version of it lasted a hell of a lot longer, too. Go read some history.

No one asks if it's MY birthday.

Happy birthday!

This week is known as the Week of the Tyrants: Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Lenin, Japanese emperor Hirohito, Napoleon III and QE2 were all born this week. Oh, and Iggy Pop (today's his birthday).

We love you, Liz! And we know from queens!

Will Dockyard Doris tell HM we are all thinking of her? Xx

Sorry, r20, Whataboutism doesn't work here. That queen bitch and her family ruined and killed millions of lives over their reign. Why? Because they believe they had God given rights. Sounds like you never read any history.

Stay on topic, dummy.

[quote] Sorry, DL doesn't celebrate oppression, subjugation and colonization.

Sure we do.

r26 that's a simplistic and uninformed opinion.

But it's true, r28. Read your history. I didn't say that out was the only thing that happened during their reign, but it happened. White privilege "bestowed by god" Have you never read a book?

Sorry r29 still uninformed and ignorant.

Still true. You can't dispute that hun. Now get lost, hun.

Actually r31, every single word at r26 is complete and utter bullshit.

Yet, you have no facts to dispute it? Lol.