I'm conducting a survey on behalf of Datalounge Plus; DL's NEW Streaming Service!!
Right now we're at the planning stage, but we thought it was essential to ask DLers what shows and what kind of programming in general they would like to see. Unlike other gay-themed networks, our aim is to accurately reflect the tastes and the lifestyles of our viewers.
So let US know what YOU would like to see on Datalounge Plus!
|by Anonymous||reply 207||01/14/2021|
Well someone’s been laid off.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/21/2020|
It was the best job I could get on short notice!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/21/2020|
Yes I'd watch the Nude Volleyballs™ channel for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/21/2020|
24 HOUR GOLDEN GIRLS MARATHONS !!!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/21/2020|
I'm dying to watch a 256-hour documentary series about one lunatic with Asperger's Syndrome painstakingly reconstructing every corporate song piped into a generic, corporate clothing retailer over a 9-year period.
The legion of emails composed, corporate file-pushers and staff interviewed will be RIVETING. The payoff is the glory of Smashmouth..
Sweet, sweet Smashmouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/21/2020|
Three's Company and The Ropers
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/21/2020|
We need a Channel dedicate to cocky twinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/21/2020|
Mommie Dearest on the late , late show
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/21/2020|
For some new programming, I suggest “The Chrissy Metz Lunch Hour”. It is a six-hour documentary covering one days lunch for Chrissy.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/21/2020|
Where to I register my opinion? My opinion is GO FUCK YOURSELF. Thank you
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/21/2020|
Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam Workout
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/21/2020|
Lifestyles of the Hissy and Prissy
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/21/2020|
I would like to see a 24-hour Richard Simmons Inspirational Frau-orama Orgasmic Exercise-athon.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/21/2020|
Tasteful Friends H&G section / video tours
Yes I Type Fat food/cooking/shopping show
How to Steam Your Caftan and other helpful hints by Heloise
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/21/2020|
Wee need our own after-Oscar special.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/21/2020|
Gay or Bi?
Sean Hayes and Anton P debate whether well-known good looking actors with wives and/or girlfriends are gay or just bi.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/21/2020|
[quote]How to Steam Your Caftan
That's gonna smell.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/21/2020|
Afternoon, Cream, or High Tea? A heated documentary discussion on correct and proper terms for avant dîner tea by the Esteemed and Culturally Correct Dame Edna with a heaping side of fashion tips for Elegant Queens. Flying crockery most blessedly allowed, the target being a large painting of Gore Vidal.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/21/2020|
I for one would like to see Mrs. Patsy Ramsey’s take on Toddlers & Tiaras.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/21/2020|
Caftan Combat. It's a reality show where DLers visit each others homes and make nasty comments about the decor.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/21/2020|
Bring back an old TV classic, Queen for a Day. This revamped version would be built around traggic stories provided by potential Queens. Truly, fun for the whole family.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/21/2020|
We need a QVC type channel for snack cakes
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/21/2020|
Bring back the Christmas Moose!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/21/2020|
Breaking Joel. It's a series about a law-abiding eldergay who kidnaps his neighbor's son and, with his Lhassa Apso Mitzi, is pursued cross country by authorities while attempting to mentor the young man.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/21/2020|
I think it should do a Dark Shadows marathon for a couple of hours every day. Has there ever been a series with so many gay men as regulars??
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/21/2020|
Reruns of all the made-for-TV movies from the '70s and'80s.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/21/2020|
Laverne & Shirley starring M and G.
Bea Arthur: On The Rocks starring Liza
Scenes From My Mall starring Barbra Streisand
Dawson's Crack starring the Beek and John Wesley Shipp
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/21/2020|
The Dukes of Hazzard but the camera is focused only on Bo or Luke's crotch in each scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/21/2020|
We're hoping to lure Ryan Murphy away from Netflix, so keep the ideas coming!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/21/2020|
Opening Night Special. The Hissing Eldergays Zoom Into Summer! Featuring a behind the scenes look at the guys trying to get "this damn Zoom thing" to work.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/21/2020|
The TV movie “Not Without My Boo Boo Bear” Harvey Fierstein plays Charles “Coco” Levin in this gripping tale of his final days before being lost in the wilds of Oregon with his beloved pug, not be be found until after partially being eaten by vultures.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/21/2020|
The TV movie Dim All the Disco Lights Sweet Darling: The Christopher Burrous Story. Mikey Day of SNL, takes a deep dive into a career defining dramatic role as the infamous LA news anchor whose between the holidays exploits in a meth fueled pnp binge in the Glendale Days Inn takes a tragic turn for the worst. Alex Moffat plays the secret lover/Good Samaritan desperate to save him, but is foiled when the zipper on the leather mask gets jammed.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/21/2020|
Ryan Murphy's 8-party miniseries "Absolutely Schocked!: The Aaron Schock Story" will be in the hero frame when you open the app.
There is also the Untitled Max Emerson Project where he competes in Zoolander-like poses with Mister Justin Clynes and other Instahos
And finally the Randy Rainbow Variety Hour with Randy and an array of special guest stars
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/21/2020|
To begin with, the service should be called Datalounge XXXLLL
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/21/2020|
Bring back Count Marco from the grave to write a social diary featuring etiquette tips for prissy fusspots and to continue his quest to teach fraus how to be elegant women.
Plus, the Zodiac Killer did not like him and wrote of him in his letters to the Chronicle so the appeal is not only to social climbers but to serial murder enthusiasts.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/21/2020|
r41 We tested Datalounge Plus-size, but the DLers in our focus group claimed that they didn't know what it could possibly mean before they all stormed out abruptly. One of them yelled "I had better twinks than you when I was twice this size!" I think our viewers are easily offended.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/21/2020|
"Caftan Combat. It's a reality show where DLers visit each others homes and make nasty comments about the decor."
Prepare for a lawsuit, bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/21/2020|
A DL-customized version of "The Dating Game" where an eldergay gets to question and choose from among three barely-legal twinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/21/2020|
Grindr Diaries. DLers try out different strategies to hide that they're decades older than the twink they've made a date to hook up with.
We're hoping to get Andy Cohen to host the final episode of season 1, where the twink who ran the fastest this year gets to go on a cruise with Andy.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/21/2020|
70's variety shows featuring Rip Taylor, Shields and Yarnell, Jim Nabors, and Foster Brooks.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/21/2020|
Mame starring the incomparable Lucille Ball
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/21/2020|
I would like to see a fabulous new reality series called The Real Bottoms of Culver City, showcasing the glamorous and stylish antics of young fresh husbands of rich successful LA masculine gay tops.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/21/2020|
Each week, two Eastern European fangurls of Scottish actor Sam Heughan compete to see who can do a better job of staling Sam. Events include: Tricking Sam's Relatives Into Accepting Your Social Media Follow Request, Google Translate Interpretations of Sam's Social Media Posts and Rooting Through Sam's Garbage.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/21/2020|
Naked Goat Yoga.
But instead of goats, KITTENS!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/21/2020|
I'd be interested in watching an afternoon cooking show hosted by Chris "Corky" Burke.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/21/2020|
I need my dose of Ann Blyth presenting me with fresh Twinkie, Cupcake, Snowball and Ho Ho treats and I might as well get it from this shithole "service."
I also want to see "Muriel the IT Girl," a daily half hour with our favorite webmistress helping newbies with the challenges of WHET, gray, turning the fucking bold off and the fundamentals of basic English and rational thinking.
IF, indeed, she has the capacity.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/21/2020|
Mother's Tears. It's a drama about a recently widowed Minister in his 50s, who comes out of the closet, trades his collar for a caftan, and then moves into his 80 year old mother's home with his 22 year old boyfriend.
We're looking for casting suggestions. Does anyone have ideas?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/21/2020|
Ok, OP. The dishy vicar from Keeping Up Appearances. Catherine Tate as the Mother. No idea for the twink, cause I am old. Need suggestions.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/21/2020|
"Ten Things You Hate About Me" A gaggle of professed hottest of the hot and hung guys sit around moaning how hard it is to find true love.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/21/2020|
Is it going to be through the old interface? I don't think there's enough bandwidth. And I'm certainly not paying the $2/month up-charge on top of the normal subscription rate.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/21/2020|
[R45] said: "A DL-customized version of "The Dating Game" where an eldergay gets to question and choose from among three barely-legal twinks."
Great idea, only you've got it backwards. The twink questions three eldergays, and we watch them falling all over themselves and stabbing each other in the back in order to win the hot date.
The big question is the chaperone for the date. Another eldergay could generate unfair competition. Have a twink as chaperone, and the poor winner might spend his whole week alone. Maybe a nice, butch Lesbian?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/21/2020|
Cooking With the Soft Butch Sous Chef
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/21/2020|
r57 It's the first show to be shot entirely with a colon scope
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/21/2020|
Fangirl Quarantine. An ongoing reality series where a fangirl tries to convince a DLer she's been quarantined with in his home that every obviously closeted celebrity is actually str8.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/22/2020|
Isn't it usually the opposite on DL though R64?
That the ones the fangurls obsess over on DL are likely straight and the fangurls come to DL because they think we will support their notion that the actor is gay. Or at least bi.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/22/2020|
^^Which then explains why they can never actually have him
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/22/2020|
"Present Hole." An amazing new game show where DL's numerous pron addicts, basement dwellers and shut ins will display their encyclopedic knowledge of even the most obscure pron star's private lives and their professional "careers."
Sorry not accepting any new contestant applications at present time due to the fact we have enough contestants to last through the year 2030.
Also, not accepting any new ticket requests for audience members as the studio audience is filled until the 22nd century.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/22/2020|
Life with Connor & Miles. Documenting the life and love of DL's fav couple, Connor Jessup & Miles Heizer. Since neither has consented to the show yet, for now it's just going to be video from a camera stationed across the street from wherever they're staying.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/22/2020|
r65 Maybe they could reformat the show where a typical DLer is quarantined with both kinds of fangirls; or every kind in case there are others.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/22/2020|
R68 There would be too much dog content.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/22/2020|
Remake The Gong Show with a completely gay judging panel.
Remake the best episodes of OLTL using the original scripts with a completely gay cast.
Broadcast the Celebitchy Podcast as a live chat show each Monday night at 11:00 pm
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/22/2020|
"How to Train Your Catamite," by Joel's neighbour, (featuring Mitzi).
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/22/2020|
The Chris Burke cooking show could be called, "I fixded your meal"
Also, It's a Living reruns. I haven't seen that show in close to 30 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/22/2020|
r73 It's on LOGO all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/22/2020|
I'd be binge watching Tasteful Friends right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/22/2020|
A new game show: Pin the Tail on Sean Hannity,
A new talk show: Cocktails with Judge Pirro. Cheri Oteri can be her back up, messy hair and make-up included.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/22/2020|
Forgot to add Cheri's publicity foto as Colette the drug expert.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/22/2020|
We need a dedicated Frau Channel so that they have a place just for themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/22/2020|
Please leave some air time to PRAISE Jesus, our Lord & Savior!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/22/2020|
Frau Watch. Hidden camera video of various suburban fraus going about their day making everyone miserable is shown to a rotating panel of DL experts, who make bitchy remarks while watching.
(note: We shot a pilot where the panel ended up only making bitchy comments about each other, but I'm told the subsequent episodes are more appropriately focused)
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/23/2020|
Madame LaLaurie starring Caroline Goodman
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/23/2020|
In keeping with DataLounge policy, you will have to pull a King Family Production format.
You will write, perform, record, and upload all material and then it might be accessible - but not on an app and definitely not on Firefox.
Your performance may or may not be monetized with digital insertion of paid placement goods and services.
Or, you’ll roll a fatty and heat up some focaccia, look for the olive paste.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/23/2020|
‘The Joy of Injecting Silicone‘ starring Noodles & Beef.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/23/2020|
[quote]In keeping with DataLounge policy, you will have to pull a King Family Production format.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/23/2020|
Gay Celebrity Dunk Tank: DL faves Andy C., Jussie S. and N.P.H. get a ducking repeatedly over several episodes. Honorary guest dunkees: Harry & Meghan.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/23/2020|
R82 - What is wrong with FireFox?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/23/2020|
Holes, Presented. A Thanksgiving Special on DL Plus.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/23/2020|
A yet-to-be-titled series candidly exploring the sex lives of DLers.
We're having a lot of trouble coming up with a title. Does anyone have suggestions?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/23/2020|
Please stream a lot of rimming. That's what I want to see. Fuck all those British imports. How about a 24 hour rimming channel!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/23/2020|
No rimming! We just brought over some programming executives from Lifetime and the Hallmark Channel (both named Karen, coincidentally), at huge expense. They say they have a vision for the kind of all-inclusive streaming service for the whole family that Datalounge Plus could be. So we might have to cut down on the gay content because one of the Karens told us that there are actually no gays in anybody's family; except for the ones who are 1000% celibate and are so ashamed of their feelings they want to kill themselves every time they masturbate.
We're confident this slight shift won't change the mission of Datalounge Plus significantly. We're still a Gay channel. Mostly.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/23/2020|
Fuck Karen. I amend my post at R89, making it a demand, not a request. And also adding a demand for fisting to compliment the rimming. Fuck you, Karen. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/23/2020|
r91 I hope you're happy with yourself. One of our Karens just resigned. She said in her resignation email, "I won't take no pottymouth from those damn Sodomites!"
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/23/2020|
"I'm a DL Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!"
Featuring DL-only celebrities like Tommy DiDario, Joey Luft, Brendad Ickson, Somers Farkas, et. al.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/23/2020|
[quote]you will have to pull a King Family
Just the cute ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/23/2020|
r93 We're hoping to get Joel and Mitzi for that series
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/23/2020|
r93 We're hoping to get Joel and Mitzi for that series
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/23/2020|
R88, how about Bedknobs and Broomsticks?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/23/2020|
Premature thread starters and the people who loathe them
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/23/2020|
[quote][R91] I hope you're happy with yourself.
I'm so goddamned pleased with myself that I'm levitating.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/23/2020|
[R88] How about Caftans In Crisis?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/23/2020|
TV Theme Songs and Opening Credits
Each episode analyzes and details the history and changes of tv show themes and credits by our own Datalounge members.
Of course, the first episode is about Alice.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/23/2020|
I'm looking forward to the Butterfish Comedy Hour.
Each contest is treated to dinner in his town's finest seafood restaurant. But the only thing on the menu is Butterfish!
It's like Ellen's Game of Games... but meaner!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/23/2020|
Make it a game show, R104.
The restroom key is hidden somewhere in the restaurant!
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/23/2020|
‘Big Blocked Brother’, a reality show where mutually blocked dataloungers are forced to listen to each other’s opinions.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/24/2020|
I Have Jello On My Elbow - A Star Jones Retrospective
|by Anonymous||reply 108||04/24/2020|
r103 The second episode would have to be about It's a Living/Making a Living.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||04/24/2020|
Caftan, She Wrote.
An up-to-the-minute look at Lifestyle trends for the demanding Eldergay. We will waddle the worlds of Fashion, Entertainment, Fine Dining, Travel, Hollywood in the 1930s through 50s, and Health for the discerning Gay Man of a Mysterious Age.
Join us for our first episode with our guest, Lorna Luft!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||04/25/2020|
At Home with Edie McClurg
|by Anonymous||reply 111||04/25/2020|
The Donna Pescow Variety Hour
|by Anonymous||reply 112||04/25/2020|
I think we could have a nice, weekly chat show where Susan Dey interviews celebrities and comments on those who have passed.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||04/25/2020|
All the Lauren Bacall High Point commercials
|by Anonymous||reply 114||04/25/2020|
Campy tv movies from the 70s and 80s like Someone I Touched
|by Anonymous||reply 115||04/25/2020|
David Muir's Naked News Hour
|by Anonymous||reply 116||04/25/2020|
A reboot of "NYPD Blue," starring Joey Luft.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||04/25/2020|
[quote]I for one would like to see Mrs. Patsy Ramsey’s take on Toddlers & Tiaras.
I'm envisioning a competition format combining elements of Drag Race and Dragula. After each week's Kick-Ball-Change for Your Life (Literally!), the loser is sent to the Bye-Bye Basement.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||04/25/2020|
We need a retro night or block featuring “Here’s Lucy” and “It’s a Living” for starters.
A new game show, “ Dick or No Dick” where the contestant interviews three “ ladies” a la The Dating Game” to determine which one still has a dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||04/25/2020|
A Naked Male Daily News retrospective.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||04/25/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 121||04/25/2020|
“Doin’ Dollar Tree” (hits and misses)
|by Anonymous||reply 122||04/25/2020|
“Welcome to My Retirement Home” hosted by Brendad Ickson.
In each episode she gives eldergays 3 choices of where to end their merry olde days.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||04/25/2020|
CORY’S CRAFTY CAFTAN CORNER
Like this, but with a male tailor. Each episode showcases working with a different type of fabric, then the host wears it to an event to gauge reactions.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||04/25/2020|
A couple of ideas for Southampton's cherished chunkster:
The Barefoot Cuntessa - as punishment for tax evasion, Ina become governess to a widower's seven children, whom she loathes.
Halloween III: Season of The Bitch with Ina as Cochran
Fued: Ina & T.R.
Ina Garten's Dance Party
Fag Hag - Hilarity ensues in The Hamptons when Ina and her many many many gay friends get together. Taped in front a live studio audience.
The Affair - a remake of HBO's captivating series. As Joe Realmuto from Townline BBQ brings more and more meat to Ina's, she begins a torrid affair with him while Jeffrey becomes T.R.'s sugar daddy.
Hell Is For Children: An Ina Garten Musical. Music & Lyrics by Pat Benatar
|by Anonymous||reply 125||04/26/2020|
COOKING WITH JEFFREY DAHMLER !!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||04/26/2020|
“Judge Muriel”, where thread-disputes between dataloungers are settled. Are bears hotter than twinks? Should pasta be drained? Judge Muriel decides!
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/02/2020|
Caftan Combat: Kitchen Edition. A series where each week 2 caustic DLers fight over whose recipe for a single dish is the better of the two.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/05/2020|
any tv from the 1950's.....b/w so kool
Love that Bob (bob cummings show)
I Married Joan
77 sunset strip
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/05/2020|
Theatre channel, showing plays old and new on/off bway….
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/05/2020|
Legendary cunt Debra Winger can introduce all the content Robert Osbourne-style while getting sloppy drunk, bitching about her former co-stars, and berating the crew.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/05/2020|
The Judy Garland Show Show
An exhaustive look at the making of the Judy Garland.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/05/2020|
"Liz's Link" -- an exclusive rotating 24/7 stream of her "best" motion pictures including "Boom!", "Butterfield 8", "The Sandpiper", and one of my all-time faves, "Cleopatra"--I always weep uncontrollably at the end . . . for special holidays, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?", although I think it really is a GREAT motion picture, one her best performances ever!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/05/2020|
[italic]Wistful Wilbur[/italic] - the lonely days and nights of an aging shop bottom.
When the store threatens to close, what will he do??
Only on DataLounge Lifetime
|by Anonymous||reply 135||05/05/2020|
Welcome to GORGING WITH LIZ, where guests hold boozy bacchanals with gargantuan recipes from the star’s own barn.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/05/2020|
And of course, a special section devoted to the work of the definitive doyenne of DL, Barbara Nichols . . . what an accent!
|by Anonymous||reply 137||05/05/2020|
A secret gay love story between two guidos from warring mafia families. Make it happen!
|by Anonymous||reply 138||05/05/2020|
"CANADIAN DAINTY: How to Speak English Like a Cultured Canadian"
Tune in daily for Speech and Pronunciation classes taught to you by Justin Trudeau. Learn all aboot Canadian, eh!
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/05/2020|
In the climactic domestic showdown, with the secret lovers facing ostracism or worse, Faye Dunaway shines in a surprising about face as the surprisingly supportive great grandmother.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||05/05/2020|
r139 You mean if there was a Land of Gay, it would sound like Canada?
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/05/2020|
^^ for r138
[quote] A secret gay love story between two guidos from warring mafia families.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||05/05/2020|
"Name That Pussy!"
Guest celebrities and lucky contestants from the studio audience who "come on down" take turns trying to Name That Pussy!
Ryan Seacrest hosts. He starts things off with a short anecdote that always ends, "Doesn't that just grab your pussy?"
Audience members are selected and they choose Sight, Sound or Smell from the Big Board, and the two teams take turns making their guesses being told if they're warmer or cooler.
Winners hear the audience scream "HOT PUSSY!" if they win and losers hear "COLD CUNT!" when they lose, as the Star of the evening comes out for a brief chat with Ryan. This chat is a favorite moment called "THIS IS MY PUSSY," with the Star as she recounts briefly the ups and downs and ins and outs of her puss's life.
Each episode ends with a small roped-off section of Libtards shouting their outrage at the sexism, misogyny and hate speech involved in naming that pussy. As the credits play the larger audience surrounds them shouting, "Your pussy stinks! Your pussy stinks!"
Sponsored by your Local Republican Party and the Trump 3000 Committee.
It's so sad Merv didn't live long enough to get this show off the ground.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||05/05/2020|
WHO’S YOUR SUGAR DADDY?
Three young “college students” and three “gentlemen” get to know each other over cocktails at The Town House. Participants discreetly let the bartender know who they’d like to know better. We then follow the matched couples over the course of the ensuing relationships. The student who manages to extract the most in cash and presents in six weeks is eligible to participate in the Tournament of Champions at the end of the season. Watch out for Splenda Daddies and Psycho Killers!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||05/05/2020|
Can we get the rights to the improv play that was done in L.A., [italic]America’s Next Top Bottom[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 146||05/05/2020|
FORBIDDEN HELEN LAWSON
All of her films and television appearances, uncensored, including the hours of material the networks’ Standards and Practices buried in their deepest vaults. Highlights are the legendary catfights with Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor and Charro and the never-aired CBS documentary The Making of Helenesque.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||05/05/2020|
America’s Next Top Bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 148||05/05/2020|
Part talk show, part reality show, we follow mega twink Colton Haynes everywhere as he struggles to maintain his social media presence in the face of his demons.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||05/05/2020|
Behind the scenes as those called prepare for life as Catholic Priests.
The spin-off: YOUTH PASTOR
|by Anonymous||reply 151||05/05/2020|
Space: 1999! Martin & Barbara never looked so good! Costumes by Rudi Gernreich! Beefcake by Prentis Hancock! (How many gallons of cum did we spill to him!)
Rumors are that it is being revived!
|by Anonymous||reply 152||05/05/2020|
A reboot of "James at 16" from executive producer Bryan Singer.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||05/05/2020|
The God Damned Mutherfucking Miyoshi Umeki Comedy Hour.
It's like the Carol Burnett Show, but with a Japanese inflection, assholes.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||05/05/2020|
Can We See That AGAIN?
Dataloungers’ favorite clips and memes are repeated in an endless loop. Highlights include The Diana Death Scream, Sure Jan, anything from The Golden Girls, the bathroom fight from Valley of the Dolls, highlights from Carrie (“They’re all gonna laugh at you.”), Gloria Upson’s ghastly story, and many others.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||05/05/2020|
The Avengers! Steed & Peel! Heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||05/05/2020|
Just The Gays
Tired of sitting through and entire episode of Lost in Space to see Doctor Smith scream? Can’t wait for Uncle Arthur? Claymore Gregg? Jane Hathaway? Mr. French? Now, the good parts are preserved and the boring stuff discarded.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||05/05/2020|
OMG Cleopatra is on RIGHT NOW on TCM! Gotta get the Kleenex® out!
|by Anonymous||reply 158||05/05/2020|
That movie is a bloated, worthless piece of shit.
Don’t even try to defend it.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||05/05/2020|
Judith Christ said she came across as a Palm Beach matron in the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||05/05/2020|
The Chanel Channél.
24/7 nonstop fashion runway shows narrated and judged by legendary Miss Cocoa Chanél herself, Andre Leon Talley.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||05/05/2020|
The Prisoner! Patrick McGoohan at his sexiest, succulent hotness! Thrills, chills, & spills! Here's Patrick stalked by "Rover"!
|by Anonymous||reply 163||05/05/2020|
And let's not forget the occasional advert appropriate to our demographic . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 164||05/05/2020|
“Let’s Get Dressed And Then Not Go Out” - Heated arguments allowed for the sake of tradition.
“Do These Shoes Perform Their Function?” Brogue on combat boots. I want them, but really could use a half hour of input. I’d have to buy the shoes prior to discussing them.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||05/05/2020|
The Datalounge+ version of "Love After Lockup": "Mamma's Mussy's Wet for Cagemeat!" Dataloungers' virtual relationships with prisoners.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||05/05/2020|
[italic]The Wonderful Webcam of Watts![/italic]_
Watch Hot Top Pop as he works out, shares his thoughts, and answers viewer mail. Also special weekly visitations with Our Chris’ biggest fans.
Season 1 culminates in a wedding ... and the ensuing conjugal visits.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||05/05/2020|
R160, Liz's CLEOPATRA is not worthless. The Alex North score is so good it justifies everything that goes with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||05/06/2020|
"Follies Live!" Eldergay theatre queens perform "Follies" from memory in their Manhattan apartments.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||05/06/2020|
You laugh, R169, but I have a friend who saw the original production five times (and had to fly to NYC each time.) He can also sing for you large passages of individual instrument's orchestra parts.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||05/07/2020|
Caftan Combat: Grindr Edition. Each episode a panel of 4 DLers discuss the differences between each others Grindr profiles and reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||05/07/2020|
This can’t be true.
The incompetent cunts at Mediapolis can’t/won’t even keep the ignore thread and ignore poster button working.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||05/07/2020|
Elias Koteas movies 24/7!
|by Anonymous||reply 173||05/07/2020|
A live production of The Moon is Blue, starring Joey Luft
|by Anonymous||reply 174||05/07/2020|
Nude Greco-Roman wrestling.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||05/07/2020|
Life of An Instagay
Each episode follows a social media celebrity to reveal what's underneath the surface. Gambling or drug addiction, sexual abuse as a child, sociopath with a freezer in the basement, etc.
Make It Pink!
TV shows, book adaptions, movies all remade with a gay themed twist. Golden Girls? Eldergays, Sex & The City? middle aged gays, Riverdale? Twinks doing each other and their "daddies".
Cooking is Murder
A docu about murders which were caused by cooking disputes. First episode: Drain the Pasta or Drain the Body?
|by Anonymous||reply 176||05/07/2020|
Don't @ Me, Kid, A new reality series about a gay, middle aged sous chef in Wyoming who makes the bold step of going from managing his nephew's career as an Instaho to becoming one himself, while giving (and even receiving) life lessons along the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||05/07/2020|
A remake of Ship of Fools, filmed on board the latest Carnival Cruise
|by Anonymous||reply 180||05/07/2020|
Screaming Mary. A game show where DLers compete to see who can scream "Mary!!" with the most emotion.
(Hosted by the "Oh, dear" troll)
|by Anonymous||reply 181||05/11/2020|
24 hr porn of course ya jackass
|by Anonymous||reply 182||05/11/2020|
Anything with Wally Cox being fucked by Mr Brando
|by Anonymous||reply 183||05/11/2020|
Datalounge Queen for a Day: Dataloungers are interviewed in front of a studio audience about their recent troubles and difficulties. The audience is surveyed and they choose the Datalounge Queen for a Day.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||05/11/2020|
Twink Makeover, with Your Host, Joel. Where Joel and 3 other twinks visit a different DLer every episode, giving them style tips, a makeover to help them look a few years younger, and advice on how to relate better to the twink of their dreams.
In the first episode, the boys visit the home of DL's "Pedo Thread!" troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||06/03/2020|
nude porn gods in game shows
|by Anonymous||reply 186||06/07/2020|
3D gay porn on 80 inch screens. That's what I want.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||08/03/2020|
Will it have a Food Channel with real food?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||08/03/2020|
Gaetz of Heaven, a reality show about the unconventional lifestyle of a single Congressman and his love for his Cuban son
|by Anonymous||reply 189||08/03/2020|
Late Night With Chris Meloni
|by Anonymous||reply 190||08/03/2020|
The DL Election Special.
Our correspondents are on the scene at each candidate's campaign headquarters, there to critique the catering and the decor and the accessories Melania Trump and Jill Biden actually chose to wear on this, of all nights.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||11/01/2020|
A channel devoted to our SUPREME Ms. Diana Ross !!!! 24 /7 streaming of this masterpiece!
|by Anonymous||reply 192||11/01/2020|
HeleNation! wherein a blowsy Helen Lawson gamely attempts to appeal to a new generation of gays by acting out some of her greatest theatrical triumphs on live tv with adoring young gay fans in her costar's parts. Unhappily, La Lawson's often drunk off her tits by showtime, and her simmering dislike of "pansies" often rears its head during showtime.
As she says to Shawn Mendes when re-enacting a scene from her triumphant Hit The Sky "Look, I need a costar who can hold his own with me, or this shit ain't gonna fly. Don't get me wrong, if it's hair, makeup or wardrobe, you fags are my first choice, but onstage I need a MAN, dammit!"
She also attempts to update her sound by doing a techno remake of I'll Plant My Own Tree, but unaccountably it fails to chart, but nothing can slow down this ageless diva!
|by Anonymous||reply 193||11/01/2020|
A show where gaylings try on caftans and then post on IG. The whole show is them sitting in a caftan in a chair typing on their iPhone.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||11/01/2020|
The DL Internet Squad. A daily show where a group of Caftan-clad DLers gather in an empty gay bar afterhours to discuss what they've each looked at on the internet that day.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||01/13/2021|
The Donald Trump Impeachment Channel
|by Anonymous||reply 196||01/13/2021|
How to Speak Jackée: A Datalounge Open University Course
|by Anonymous||reply 197||01/13/2021|
Make sure to include that obscure eldergay stuff where everyone speaks in Mid-Atlantic accents.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||01/13/2021|
Jackie On Assistance- How to look good and stay fit on a budget.
Oh, dear- Educational program for ESL students and other poors.
Cagemeat 60/40- Dating show where rough trade meet older men who don't look their age.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||01/13/2021|
All these ideas and nothing with Armie!? Surely, we'd want to put him to work on the channel.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||01/13/2021|
Armie & Timmy. A fan-written limited series about Armie Hammer and Timothee Chalamet and their years of exploration of male love.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||01/13/2021|
A streaming channel that is 24/7 Ms. Ross !!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 202||01/13/2021|
I *just* was contacted with a job offer for my own channel to host! 'Dollface Alert Channel'. Of course, after 9 pm will be all pitbulls and the like.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||01/13/2021|
Hannity when Lá Sènatrice is scheduled.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||01/13/2021|
Trans & non-binary competitors in roller derby.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||01/13/2021|
At this point, DL+ would be nothing except 24/7 Trump news.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||01/14/2021|
r206 With Baton twirling!
|by Anonymous||reply 207||01/14/2021|