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I'm conducting a survey on behalf of Datalounge Plus; DL's NEW Streaming Service!!

Right now we're at the planning stage, but we thought it was essential to ask DLers what shows and what kind of programming in general they would like to see. Unlike other gay-themed networks, our aim is to accurately reflect the tastes and the lifestyles of our viewers.

So let US know what YOU would like to see on Datalounge Plus!

by Anonymousreply 20701/14/2021

Well someone’s been laid off.

by Anonymousreply 104/21/2020

It was the best job I could get on short notice!

by Anonymousreply 204/21/2020

Nude volleyball.

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by Anonymousreply 304/21/2020

Yes I'd watch the Nude Volleyballs™ channel for sure.

by Anonymousreply 404/21/2020

24 HOUR GOLDEN GIRLS MARATHONS !!!

by Anonymousreply 504/21/2020

I'm dying to watch a 256-hour documentary series about one lunatic with Asperger's Syndrome painstakingly reconstructing every corporate song piped into a generic, corporate clothing retailer over a 9-year period.

The legion of emails composed, corporate file-pushers and staff interviewed will be RIVETING. The payoff is the glory of Smashmouth..

Sweet, sweet Smashmouth.

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by Anonymousreply 604/21/2020

Three's Company and The Ropers

by Anonymousreply 704/21/2020

MY 600 LB. LIFE .

by Anonymousreply 804/21/2020

We need a Channel dedicate to cocky twinks.

by Anonymousreply 904/21/2020

Mommie Dearest on the late , late show

by Anonymousreply 1004/21/2020

For some new programming, I suggest “The Chrissy Metz Lunch Hour”. It is a six-hour documentary covering one days lunch for Chrissy.

by Anonymousreply 1104/21/2020

Where to I register my opinion? My opinion is GO FUCK YOURSELF. Thank you

by Anonymousreply 1204/21/2020

Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam Workout

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by Anonymousreply 1304/21/2020

Lifestyles of the Hissy and Prissy

by Anonymousreply 1404/21/2020

I would like to see a 24-hour Richard Simmons Inspirational Frau-orama Orgasmic Exercise-athon.

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by Anonymousreply 1504/21/2020

Tasteful Friends H&G section / video tours

Yes I Type Fat food/cooking/shopping show

How to Steam Your Caftan and other helpful hints by Heloise

by Anonymousreply 1604/21/2020

Wee need our own after-Oscar special.

by Anonymousreply 1704/21/2020

Gay or Bi?

Sean Hayes and Anton P debate whether well-known good looking actors with wives and/or girlfriends are gay or just bi.

by Anonymousreply 1804/21/2020

[quote]How to Steam Your Caftan

That's gonna smell.

by Anonymousreply 1904/21/2020

Afternoon, Cream, or High Tea? A heated documentary discussion on correct and proper terms for avant dîner tea by the Esteemed and Culturally Correct Dame Edna with a heaping side of fashion tips for Elegant Queens. Flying crockery most blessedly allowed, the target being a large painting of Gore Vidal.

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by Anonymousreply 2004/21/2020

I for one would like to see Mrs. Patsy Ramsey’s take on Toddlers & Tiaras.

by Anonymousreply 2104/21/2020

Caftan Combat. It's a reality show where DLers visit each others homes and make nasty comments about the decor.

by Anonymousreply 2204/21/2020

Ellen on M/W/F

Rosie T/T

Afternoons 4-5

by Anonymousreply 2304/21/2020

Bring back an old TV classic, Queen for a Day. This revamped version would be built around traggic stories provided by potential Queens. Truly, fun for the whole family.

by Anonymousreply 2404/21/2020

We need a QVC type channel for snack cakes

by Anonymousreply 2504/21/2020

Bring back the Christmas Moose!

by Anonymousreply 2604/21/2020

Breaking Joel. It's a series about a law-abiding eldergay who kidnaps his neighbor's son and, with his Lhassa Apso Mitzi, is pursued cross country by authorities while attempting to mentor the young man.

by Anonymousreply 2704/21/2020

Is there work for me?

by Anonymousreply 2804/21/2020

I think it should do a Dark Shadows marathon for a couple of hours every day. Has there ever been a series with so many gay men as regulars??

by Anonymousreply 2904/21/2020

R29 Umm, Bewitched?

by Anonymousreply 3004/21/2020

Classic soap operas

by Anonymousreply 3104/21/2020

Reruns of all the made-for-TV movies from the '70s and'80s.

by Anonymousreply 3204/21/2020

Laverne & Shirley starring M and G.

Bea Arthur: On The Rocks starring Liza

Scenes From My Mall starring Barbra Streisand

Dawson's Crack starring the Beek and John Wesley Shipp

by Anonymousreply 3304/21/2020

The Dukes of Hazzard but the camera is focused only on Bo or Luke's crotch in each scene.

by Anonymousreply 3404/21/2020

R27, I would watch that!

by Anonymousreply 3504/21/2020

We're hoping to lure Ryan Murphy away from Netflix, so keep the ideas coming!

by Anonymousreply 3604/21/2020

Opening Night Special. The Hissing Eldergays Zoom Into Summer! Featuring a behind the scenes look at the guys trying to get "this damn Zoom thing" to work.

by Anonymousreply 3704/21/2020

The TV movie “Not Without My Boo Boo Bear” Harvey Fierstein plays Charles “Coco” Levin in this gripping tale of his final days before being lost in the wilds of Oregon with his beloved pug, not be be found until after partially being eaten by vultures.

by Anonymousreply 3804/21/2020

The TV movie Dim All the Disco Lights Sweet Darling: The Christopher Burrous Story. Mikey Day of SNL, takes a deep dive into a career defining dramatic role as the infamous LA news anchor whose between the holidays exploits in a meth fueled pnp binge in the Glendale Days Inn takes a tragic turn for the worst. Alex Moffat plays the secret lover/Good Samaritan desperate to save him, but is foiled when the zipper on the leather mask gets jammed.

by Anonymousreply 3904/21/2020

Ryan Murphy's 8-party miniseries "Absolutely Schocked!: The Aaron Schock Story" will be in the hero frame when you open the app.

There is also the Untitled Max Emerson Project where he competes in Zoolander-like poses with Mister Justin Clynes and other Instahos

And finally the Randy Rainbow Variety Hour with Randy and an array of special guest stars

by Anonymousreply 4004/21/2020

To begin with, the service should be called Datalounge XXXLLL

by Anonymousreply 4104/21/2020

Bring back Count Marco from the grave to write a social diary featuring etiquette tips for prissy fusspots and to continue his quest to teach fraus how to be elegant women.

Plus, the Zodiac Killer did not like him and wrote of him in his letters to the Chronicle so the appeal is not only to social climbers but to serial murder enthusiasts.

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by Anonymousreply 4204/21/2020

r41 We tested Datalounge Plus-size, but the DLers in our focus group claimed that they didn't know what it could possibly mean before they all stormed out abruptly. One of them yelled "I had better twinks than you when I was twice this size!" I think our viewers are easily offended.

by Anonymousreply 4304/21/2020

"Caftan Combat. It's a reality show where DLers visit each others homes and make nasty comments about the decor."

Prepare for a lawsuit, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 4404/21/2020

A DL-customized version of "The Dating Game" where an eldergay gets to question and choose from among three barely-legal twinks.

by Anonymousreply 4504/21/2020

Grindr Diaries. DLers try out different strategies to hide that they're decades older than the twink they've made a date to hook up with.

We're hoping to get Andy Cohen to host the final episode of season 1, where the twink who ran the fastest this year gets to go on a cruise with Andy.

by Anonymousreply 4604/21/2020

70's variety shows featuring Rip Taylor, Shields and Yarnell, Jim Nabors, and Foster Brooks.

by Anonymousreply 4704/21/2020

One Day at a Time

Alice

by Anonymousreply 4804/21/2020

Mame starring the incomparable Lucille Ball

by Anonymousreply 4904/21/2020

I would like to see a fabulous new reality series called The Real Bottoms of Culver City, showcasing the glamorous and stylish antics of young fresh husbands of rich successful LA masculine gay tops.

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by Anonymousreply 5004/21/2020

"Heughan-Nuts"

Each week, two Eastern European fangurls of Scottish actor Sam Heughan compete to see who can do a better job of staling Sam. Events include: Tricking Sam's Relatives Into Accepting Your Social Media Follow Request, Google Translate Interpretations of Sam's Social Media Posts and Rooting Through Sam's Garbage.

by Anonymousreply 5104/21/2020

Naked Goat Yoga.

But instead of goats, KITTENS!

by Anonymousreply 5204/21/2020

I'd be interested in watching an afternoon cooking show hosted by Chris "Corky" Burke.

by Anonymousreply 5304/21/2020

Old commercials.

I need my dose of Ann Blyth presenting me with fresh Twinkie, Cupcake, Snowball and Ho Ho treats and I might as well get it from this shithole "service."

I also want to see "Muriel the IT Girl," a daily half hour with our favorite webmistress helping newbies with the challenges of WHET, gray, turning the fucking bold off and the fundamentals of basic English and rational thinking.

IF, indeed, she has the capacity.

by Anonymousreply 5404/21/2020

Mother's Tears. It's a drama about a recently widowed Minister in his 50s, who comes out of the closet, trades his collar for a caftan, and then moves into his 80 year old mother's home with his 22 year old boyfriend.

We're looking for casting suggestions. Does anyone have ideas?

by Anonymousreply 5504/21/2020

Ok, OP. The dishy vicar from Keeping Up Appearances. Catherine Tate as the Mother. No idea for the twink, cause I am old. Need suggestions.

by Anonymousreply 5604/21/2020

INSIDE BILL TAYLOR

by Anonymousreply 5704/21/2020

"Ten Things You Hate About Me" A gaggle of professed hottest of the hot and hung guys sit around moaning how hard it is to find true love.

by Anonymousreply 5804/21/2020

Is it going to be through the old interface? I don't think there's enough bandwidth. And I'm certainly not paying the $2/month up-charge on top of the normal subscription rate.

by Anonymousreply 5904/21/2020

[R45] said: "A DL-customized version of "The Dating Game" where an eldergay gets to question and choose from among three barely-legal twinks."

Great idea, only you've got it backwards. The twink questions three eldergays, and we watch them falling all over themselves and stabbing each other in the back in order to win the hot date.

The big question is the chaperone for the date. Another eldergay could generate unfair competition. Have a twink as chaperone, and the poor winner might spend his whole week alone. Maybe a nice, butch Lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 6004/21/2020

Cooking With the Soft Butch Sous Chef

by Anonymousreply 6104/21/2020

r57 It's the first show to be shot entirely with a colon scope

by Anonymousreply 6204/21/2020

The Golden Gurls

by Anonymousreply 6304/21/2020

Fangirl Quarantine. An ongoing reality series where a fangirl tries to convince a DLer she's been quarantined with in his home that every obviously closeted celebrity is actually str8.

by Anonymousreply 6404/22/2020

Isn't it usually the opposite on DL though R64?

That the ones the fangurls obsess over on DL are likely straight and the fangurls come to DL because they think we will support their notion that the actor is gay. Or at least bi.

by Anonymousreply 6504/22/2020

^^Which then explains why they can never actually have him

by Anonymousreply 6604/22/2020

"Present Hole." An amazing new game show where DL's numerous pron addicts, basement dwellers and shut ins will display their encyclopedic knowledge of even the most obscure pron star's private lives and their professional "careers."

Sorry not accepting any new contestant applications at present time due to the fact we have enough contestants to last through the year 2030.

Also, not accepting any new ticket requests for audience members as the studio audience is filled until the 22nd century.

by Anonymousreply 6704/22/2020

Life with Connor & Miles. Documenting the life and love of DL's fav couple, Connor Jessup & Miles Heizer. Since neither has consented to the show yet, for now it's just going to be video from a camera stationed across the street from wherever they're staying.

by Anonymousreply 6804/22/2020

r65 Maybe they could reformat the show where a typical DLer is quarantined with both kinds of fangirls; or every kind in case there are others.

by Anonymousreply 6904/22/2020

R68 There would be too much dog content.

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by Anonymousreply 7004/22/2020

Remake The Gong Show with a completely gay judging panel.

Remake the best episodes of OLTL using the original scripts with a completely gay cast.

Broadcast the Celebitchy Podcast as a live chat show each Monday night at 11:00 pm

by Anonymousreply 7104/22/2020

"How to Train Your Catamite," by Joel's neighbour, (featuring Mitzi).

by Anonymousreply 7204/22/2020

The Chris Burke cooking show could be called, "I fixded your meal"

Also, It's a Living reruns. I haven't seen that show in close to 30 years.

by Anonymousreply 7304/22/2020

r73 It's on LOGO all the time.

by Anonymousreply 7404/22/2020

I'd be binge watching Tasteful Friends right now.

by Anonymousreply 7504/22/2020

A new game show: Pin the Tail on Sean Hannity,

A new talk show: Cocktails with Judge Pirro. Cheri Oteri can be her back up, messy hair and make-up included.

by Anonymousreply 7604/22/2020

Forgot to add Cheri's publicity foto as Colette the drug expert.

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by Anonymousreply 7704/22/2020

We need a dedicated Frau Channel so that they have a place just for themselves.

by Anonymousreply 7804/22/2020

Please leave some air time to PRAISE Jesus, our Lord & Savior!

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by Anonymousreply 7904/22/2020

Frau Watch. Hidden camera video of various suburban fraus going about their day making everyone miserable is shown to a rotating panel of DL experts, who make bitchy remarks while watching.

(note: We shot a pilot where the panel ended up only making bitchy comments about each other, but I'm told the subsequent episodes are more appropriately focused)

by Anonymousreply 8004/23/2020

Madame LaLaurie starring Caroline Goodman

by Anonymousreply 8104/23/2020

In keeping with DataLounge policy, you will have to pull a King Family Production format.

You will write, perform, record, and upload all material and then it might be accessible - but not on an app and definitely not on Firefox.

Your performance may or may not be monetized with digital insertion of paid placement goods and services.

Or, you’ll roll a fatty and heat up some focaccia, look for the olive paste.

by Anonymousreply 8204/23/2020

‘The Joy of Injecting Silicone‘ starring Noodles & Beef.

by Anonymousreply 8304/23/2020

[quote]In keeping with DataLounge policy, you will have to pull a King Family Production format.

"King Family?"

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by Anonymousreply 8404/23/2020

Gay Celebrity Dunk Tank: DL faves Andy C., Jussie S. and N.P.H. get a ducking repeatedly over several episodes. Honorary guest dunkees: Harry & Meghan.

by Anonymousreply 8504/23/2020

R82 - What is wrong with FireFox?

by Anonymousreply 8604/23/2020

Holes, Presented. A Thanksgiving Special on DL Plus.

by Anonymousreply 8704/23/2020

A yet-to-be-titled series candidly exploring the sex lives of DLers.

We're having a lot of trouble coming up with a title. Does anyone have suggestions?

by Anonymousreply 8804/23/2020

Please stream a lot of rimming. That's what I want to see. Fuck all those British imports. How about a 24 hour rimming channel!

by Anonymousreply 8904/23/2020

No rimming! We just brought over some programming executives from Lifetime and the Hallmark Channel (both named Karen, coincidentally), at huge expense. They say they have a vision for the kind of all-inclusive streaming service for the whole family that Datalounge Plus could be. So we might have to cut down on the gay content because one of the Karens told us that there are actually no gays in anybody's family; except for the ones who are 1000% celibate and are so ashamed of their feelings they want to kill themselves every time they masturbate.

We're confident this slight shift won't change the mission of Datalounge Plus significantly. We're still a Gay channel. Mostly.

by Anonymousreply 9004/23/2020

Fuck Karen. I amend my post at R89, making it a demand, not a request. And also adding a demand for fisting to compliment the rimming. Fuck you, Karen. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

by Anonymousreply 9104/23/2020

r91 I hope you're happy with yourself. One of our Karens just resigned. She said in her resignation email, "I won't take no pottymouth from those damn Sodomites!"

by Anonymousreply 9204/23/2020

"I'm a DL Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!"

Featuring DL-only celebrities like Tommy DiDario, Joey Luft, Brendad Ickson, Somers Farkas, et. al.

by Anonymousreply 9304/23/2020

[quote]you will have to pull a King Family

Just the cute ones.

by Anonymousreply 9404/23/2020

r93 We're hoping to get Joel and Mitzi for that series

by Anonymousreply 9504/23/2020

r93 We're hoping to get Joel and Mitzi for that series

by Anonymousreply 9604/23/2020

R88, how about Bedknobs and Broomsticks?

by Anonymousreply 9704/23/2020

Premature thread starters and the people who loathe them

by Anonymousreply 9804/23/2020

[quote][R91] I hope you're happy with yourself.

I'm so goddamned pleased with myself that I'm levitating.

by Anonymousreply 9904/23/2020

[R88] How about Caftans In Crisis?

by Anonymousreply 10004/23/2020

Prone Poodles?

by Anonymousreply 10104/23/2020

Whose Cum Is It, Anyway?

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by Anonymousreply 10204/23/2020

TV Theme Songs and Opening Credits

Each episode analyzes and details the history and changes of tv show themes and credits by our own Datalounge members.

Of course, the first episode is about Alice.

by Anonymousreply 10304/23/2020

I'm looking forward to the Butterfish Comedy Hour.

Each contest is treated to dinner in his town's finest seafood restaurant. But the only thing on the menu is Butterfish!

It's like Ellen's Game of Games... but meaner!

by Anonymousreply 10404/23/2020

Make it a game show, R104.

The restroom key is hidden somewhere in the restaurant!

by Anonymousreply 10504/23/2020

‘Big Blocked Brother’, a reality show where mutually blocked dataloungers are forced to listen to each other’s opinions.

by Anonymousreply 10604/24/2020

Name That Snack Cake!

by Anonymousreply 10704/24/2020

I Have Jello On My Elbow - A Star Jones Retrospective

by Anonymousreply 10804/24/2020

r103 The second episode would have to be about It's a Living/Making a Living.

by Anonymousreply 10904/24/2020

Caftan, She Wrote.

An up-to-the-minute look at Lifestyle trends for the demanding Eldergay. We will waddle the worlds of Fashion, Entertainment, Fine Dining, Travel, Hollywood in the 1930s through 50s, and Health for the discerning Gay Man of a Mysterious Age.

Join us for our first episode with our guest, Lorna Luft!

by Anonymousreply 11004/25/2020

At Home with Edie McClurg

by Anonymousreply 11104/25/2020

The Donna Pescow Variety Hour

by Anonymousreply 11204/25/2020

I think we could have a nice, weekly chat show where Susan Dey interviews celebrities and comments on those who have passed.

by Anonymousreply 11304/25/2020

All the Lauren Bacall High Point commercials

by Anonymousreply 11404/25/2020

Campy tv movies from the 70s and 80s like Someone I Touched

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by Anonymousreply 11504/25/2020

David Muir's Naked News Hour

by Anonymousreply 11604/25/2020

A reboot of "NYPD Blue," starring Joey Luft.

by Anonymousreply 11704/25/2020

[quote]I for one would like to see Mrs. Patsy Ramsey’s take on Toddlers & Tiaras.

I'm envisioning a competition format combining elements of Drag Race and Dragula. After each week's Kick-Ball-Change for Your Life (Literally!), the loser is sent to the Bye-Bye Basement.

by Anonymousreply 11804/25/2020

We need a retro night or block featuring “Here’s Lucy” and “It’s a Living” for starters.

A new game show, “ Dick or No Dick” where the contestant interviews three “ ladies” a la The Dating Game” to determine which one still has a dick.

by Anonymousreply 11904/25/2020

A Naked Male Daily News retrospective.

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by Anonymousreply 12004/25/2020

[bold]#AllFolliesAllTheTime

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by Anonymousreply 12104/25/2020

“Doin’ Dollar Tree” (hits and misses)

by Anonymousreply 12204/25/2020

“Welcome to My Retirement Home” hosted by Brendad Ickson.

In each episode she gives eldergays 3 choices of where to end their merry olde days.

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by Anonymousreply 12304/25/2020

CORY’S CRAFTY CAFTAN CORNER

Like this, but with a male tailor. Each episode showcases working with a different type of fabric, then the host wears it to an event to gauge reactions.

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by Anonymousreply 12404/25/2020

A couple of ideas for Southampton's cherished chunkster:

The Barefoot Cuntessa - as punishment for tax evasion, Ina become governess to a widower's seven children, whom she loathes.

Halloween III: Season of The Bitch with Ina as Cochran

Fued: Ina & T.R.

Ina Garten's Dance Party

Fag Hag - Hilarity ensues in The Hamptons when Ina and her many many many gay friends get together. Taped in front a live studio audience.

The Affair - a remake of HBO's captivating series. As Joe Realmuto from Townline BBQ brings more and more meat to Ina's, she begins a torrid affair with him while Jeffrey becomes T.R.'s sugar daddy.

Hell Is For Children: An Ina Garten Musical. Music & Lyrics by Pat Benatar

by Anonymousreply 12504/26/2020

COOKING WITH JEFFREY DAHMLER !!

by Anonymousreply 12604/26/2020

“Judge Muriel”, where thread-disputes between dataloungers are settled. Are bears hotter than twinks? Should pasta be drained? Judge Muriel decides!

by Anonymousreply 12705/02/2020

Caftan Combat: Kitchen Edition. A series where each week 2 caustic DLers fight over whose recipe for a single dish is the better of the two.

by Anonymousreply 12805/05/2020

any tv from the 1950's.....b/w so kool

Love that Bob (bob cummings show)

I Married Joan

77 sunset strip

by Anonymousreply 12905/05/2020

Theatre channel, showing plays old and new on/off bway….

by Anonymousreply 13005/05/2020

Legendary cunt Debra Winger can introduce all the content Robert Osbourne-style while getting sloppy drunk, bitching about her former co-stars, and berating the crew.

by Anonymousreply 13105/05/2020

The Judy Garland Show Show

An exhaustive look at the making of the Judy Garland.

by Anonymousreply 13205/05/2020

Love these!

by Anonymousreply 13305/05/2020

"Liz's Link" -- an exclusive rotating 24/7 stream of her "best" motion pictures including "Boom!", "Butterfield 8", "The Sandpiper", and one of my all-time faves, "Cleopatra"--I always weep uncontrollably at the end . . . for special holidays, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?", although I think it really is a GREAT motion picture, one her best performances ever!

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by Anonymousreply 13405/05/2020

[italic]Wistful Wilbur[/italic] - the lonely days and nights of an aging shop bottom.

When the store threatens to close, what will he do??

Only on DataLounge Lifetime

by Anonymousreply 13505/05/2020

Welcome to GORGING WITH LIZ, where guests hold boozy bacchanals with gargantuan recipes from the star’s own barn.

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by Anonymousreply 13605/05/2020

And of course, a special section devoted to the work of the definitive doyenne of DL, Barbara Nichols . . . what an accent!

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by Anonymousreply 13705/05/2020

A secret gay love story between two guidos from warring mafia families. Make it happen!

by Anonymousreply 13805/05/2020

"CANADIAN DAINTY: How to Speak English Like a Cultured Canadian"

Tune in daily for Speech and Pronunciation classes taught to you by Justin Trudeau. Learn all aboot Canadian, eh!

by Anonymousreply 13905/05/2020

In the climactic domestic showdown, with the secret lovers facing ostracism or worse, Faye Dunaway shines in a surprising about face as the surprisingly supportive great grandmother.

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by Anonymousreply 14005/05/2020

r139 You mean if there was a Land of Gay, it would sound like Canada?

by Anonymousreply 14105/05/2020

^^ for r138

[quote] A secret gay love story between two guidos from warring mafia families.

by Anonymousreply 14205/05/2020

"Name That Pussy!"

Guest celebrities and lucky contestants from the studio audience who "come on down" take turns trying to Name That Pussy!

Ryan Seacrest hosts. He starts things off with a short anecdote that always ends, "Doesn't that just grab your pussy?"

Audience members are selected and they choose Sight, Sound or Smell from the Big Board, and the two teams take turns making their guesses being told if they're warmer or cooler.

Winners hear the audience scream "HOT PUSSY!" if they win and losers hear "COLD CUNT!" when they lose, as the Star of the evening comes out for a brief chat with Ryan. This chat is a favorite moment called "THIS IS MY PUSSY," with the Star as she recounts briefly the ups and downs and ins and outs of her puss's life.

Each episode ends with a small roped-off section of Libtards shouting their outrage at the sexism, misogyny and hate speech involved in naming that pussy. As the credits play the larger audience surrounds them shouting, "Your pussy stinks! Your pussy stinks!"

Sponsored by your Local Republican Party and the Trump 3000 Committee.

It's so sad Merv didn't live long enough to get this show off the ground.

by Anonymousreply 14305/05/2020

^^^ Romeo & Julio!

by Anonymousreply 14405/05/2020

WHO’S YOUR SUGAR DADDY?

Three young “college students” and three “gentlemen” get to know each other over cocktails at The Town House. Participants discreetly let the bartender know who they’d like to know better. We then follow the matched couples over the course of the ensuing relationships. The student who manages to extract the most in cash and presents in six weeks is eligible to participate in the Tournament of Champions at the end of the season. Watch out for Splenda Daddies and Psycho Killers!

by Anonymousreply 14505/05/2020

Can we get the rights to the improv play that was done in L.A., [italic]America’s Next Top Bottom[/italic]

??

by Anonymousreply 14605/05/2020

FORBIDDEN HELEN LAWSON

All of her films and television appearances, uncensored, including the hours of material the networks’ Standards and Practices buried in their deepest vaults. Highlights are the legendary catfights with Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor and Charro and the never-aired CBS documentary The Making of Helenesque.

by Anonymousreply 14705/05/2020

America’s Next Top Bottom

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by Anonymousreply 14805/05/2020

IT’S COLTON!

Part talk show, part reality show, we follow mega twink Colton Haynes everywhere as he struggles to maintain his social media presence in the face of his demons.

by Anonymousreply 14905/05/2020

Mama's Family

by Anonymousreply 15005/05/2020

SEMINARY LIFE

Behind the scenes as those called prepare for life as Catholic Priests.

The spin-off: YOUTH PASTOR

by Anonymousreply 15105/05/2020

Space: 1999! Martin & Barbara never looked so good! Costumes by Rudi Gernreich! Beefcake by Prentis Hancock! (How many gallons of cum did we spill to him!)

Rumors are that it is being revived!

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by Anonymousreply 15205/05/2020

A reboot of "James at 16" from executive producer Bryan Singer.

by Anonymousreply 15305/05/2020

The God Damned Mutherfucking Miyoshi Umeki Comedy Hour.

It's like the Carol Burnett Show, but with a Japanese inflection, assholes.

by Anonymousreply 15405/05/2020

Can We See That AGAIN?

Dataloungers’ favorite clips and memes are repeated in an endless loop. Highlights include The Diana Death Scream, Sure Jan, anything from The Golden Girls, the bathroom fight from Valley of the Dolls, highlights from Carrie (“They’re all gonna laugh at you.”), Gloria Upson’s ghastly story, and many others.

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by Anonymousreply 15505/05/2020

The Avengers! Steed & Peel! Heaven!

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Just The Gays

Tired of sitting through and entire episode of Lost in Space to see Doctor Smith scream? Can’t wait for Uncle Arthur? Claymore Gregg? Jane Hathaway? Mr. French? Now, the good parts are preserved and the boring stuff discarded.

by Anonymousreply 15705/05/2020

OMG Cleopatra is on RIGHT NOW on TCM! Gotta get the Kleenex® out!

by Anonymousreply 15805/05/2020

That movie is a bloated, worthless piece of shit.

Don’t even try to defend it.

by Anonymousreply 15905/05/2020
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Judith Christ said she came across as a Palm Beach matron in the film.

by Anonymousreply 16105/05/2020

The Chanel Channél.

24/7 nonstop fashion runway shows narrated and judged by legendary Miss Cocoa Chanél herself, Andre Leon Talley.

by Anonymousreply 16205/05/2020

The Prisoner! Patrick McGoohan at his sexiest, succulent hotness! Thrills, chills, & spills! Here's Patrick stalked by "Rover"!

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by Anonymousreply 16305/05/2020

And let's not forget the occasional advert appropriate to our demographic . . .

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by Anonymousreply 16405/05/2020

“Let’s Get Dressed And Then Not Go Out” - Heated arguments allowed for the sake of tradition.

“Do These Shoes Perform Their Function?” Brogue on combat boots. I want them, but really could use a half hour of input. I’d have to buy the shoes prior to discussing them.

by Anonymousreply 16505/05/2020

The Datalounge+ version of "Love After Lockup": "Mamma's Mussy's Wet for Cagemeat!" Dataloungers' virtual relationships with prisoners.

by Anonymousreply 16605/05/2020

[italic]The Wonderful Webcam of Watts![/italic]_

Watch Hot Top Pop as he works out, shares his thoughts, and answers viewer mail. Also special weekly visitations with Our Chris’ biggest fans.

Season 1 culminates in a wedding ... and the ensuing conjugal visits.

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by Anonymousreply 16705/05/2020

R160, Liz's CLEOPATRA is not worthless. The Alex North score is so good it justifies everything that goes with it.

by Anonymousreply 16805/06/2020

"Follies Live!" Eldergay theatre queens perform "Follies" from memory in their Manhattan apartments.

by Anonymousreply 16905/06/2020

You laugh, R169, but I have a friend who saw the original production five times (and had to fly to NYC each time.) He can also sing for you large passages of individual instrument's orchestra parts.

by Anonymousreply 17005/07/2020

Caftan Combat: Grindr Edition. Each episode a panel of 4 DLers discuss the differences between each others Grindr profiles and reality.

by Anonymousreply 17105/07/2020

This can’t be true.

The incompetent cunts at Mediapolis can’t/won’t even keep the ignore thread and ignore poster button working.

by Anonymousreply 17205/07/2020

Elias Koteas movies 24/7!

by Anonymousreply 17305/07/2020

A live production of The Moon is Blue, starring Joey Luft

by Anonymousreply 17405/07/2020

Nude Greco-Roman wrestling.

by Anonymousreply 17505/07/2020

Life of An Instagay

Each episode follows a social media celebrity to reveal what's underneath the surface. Gambling or drug addiction, sexual abuse as a child, sociopath with a freezer in the basement, etc.

Make It Pink!

TV shows, book adaptions, movies all remade with a gay themed twist. Golden Girls? Eldergays, Sex & The City? middle aged gays, Riverdale? Twinks doing each other and their "daddies".

Cooking is Murder

A docu about murders which were caused by cooking disputes. First episode: Drain the Pasta or Drain the Body?

by Anonymousreply 17605/07/2020

Don't @ Me, Kid, A new reality series about a gay, middle aged sous chef in Wyoming who makes the bold step of going from managing his nephew's career as an Instaho to becoming one himself, while giving (and even receiving) life lessons along the way.

by Anonymousreply 17705/07/2020

Shit Eldergays Say

by Anonymousreply 17805/07/2020

Millennial Approaches

by Anonymousreply 17905/07/2020

A remake of Ship of Fools, filmed on board the latest Carnival Cruise

by Anonymousreply 18005/07/2020

Screaming Mary. A game show where DLers compete to see who can scream "Mary!!" with the most emotion.

(Hosted by the "Oh, dear" troll)

by Anonymousreply 18105/11/2020

24 hr porn of course ya jackass

by Anonymousreply 18205/11/2020

Anything with Wally Cox being fucked by Mr Brando

by Anonymousreply 18305/11/2020

Datalounge Queen for a Day: Dataloungers are interviewed in front of a studio audience about their recent troubles and difficulties. The audience is surveyed and they choose the Datalounge Queen for a Day.

by Anonymousreply 18405/11/2020

Twink Makeover, with Your Host, Joel. Where Joel and 3 other twinks visit a different DLer every episode, giving them style tips, a makeover to help them look a few years younger, and advice on how to relate better to the twink of their dreams.

In the first episode, the boys visit the home of DL's "Pedo Thread!" troll.

by Anonymousreply 18506/03/2020

nude porn gods in game shows

by Anonymousreply 18606/07/2020

3D gay porn on 80 inch screens. That's what I want.

by Anonymousreply 18708/03/2020

Will it have a Food Channel with real food?

by Anonymousreply 18808/03/2020

Gaetz of Heaven, a reality show about the unconventional lifestyle of a single Congressman and his love for his Cuban son

by Anonymousreply 18908/03/2020

Late Night With Chris Meloni

by Anonymousreply 19008/03/2020

The DL Election Special.

Our correspondents are on the scene at each candidate's campaign headquarters, there to critique the catering and the decor and the accessories Melania Trump and Jill Biden actually chose to wear on this, of all nights.

by Anonymousreply 19111/01/2020

A channel devoted to our SUPREME Ms. Diana Ross !!!! 24 /7 streaming of this masterpiece!

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by Anonymousreply 19211/01/2020

HeleNation! wherein a blowsy Helen Lawson gamely attempts to appeal to a new generation of gays by acting out some of her greatest theatrical triumphs on live tv with adoring young gay fans in her costar's parts. Unhappily, La Lawson's often drunk off her tits by showtime, and her simmering dislike of "pansies" often rears its head during showtime.

As she says to Shawn Mendes when re-enacting a scene from her triumphant Hit The Sky "Look, I need a costar who can hold his own with me, or this shit ain't gonna fly. Don't get me wrong, if it's hair, makeup or wardrobe, you fags are my first choice, but onstage I need a MAN, dammit!"

She also attempts to update her sound by doing a techno remake of I'll Plant My Own Tree, but unaccountably it fails to chart, but nothing can slow down this ageless diva!

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by Anonymousreply 19311/01/2020

A show where gaylings try on caftans and then post on IG. The whole show is them sitting in a caftan in a chair typing on their iPhone.

by Anonymousreply 19411/01/2020

The DL Internet Squad. A daily show where a group of Caftan-clad DLers gather in an empty gay bar afterhours to discuss what they've each looked at on the internet that day.

by Anonymousreply 19501/13/2021

The Donald Trump Impeachment Channel

by Anonymousreply 19601/13/2021

How to Speak Jackée: A Datalounge Open University Course

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by Anonymousreply 19701/13/2021

Make sure to include that obscure eldergay stuff where everyone speaks in Mid-Atlantic accents.

by Anonymousreply 19801/13/2021

Jackie On Assistance- How to look good and stay fit on a budget.

Oh, dear- Educational program for ESL students and other poors.

Cagemeat 60/40- Dating show where rough trade meet older men who don't look their age.

by Anonymousreply 19901/13/2021

All these ideas and nothing with Armie!? Surely, we'd want to put him to work on the channel.

by Anonymousreply 20001/13/2021

Armie & Timmy. A fan-written limited series about Armie Hammer and Timothee Chalamet and their years of exploration of male love.

by Anonymousreply 20101/13/2021

A streaming channel that is 24/7 Ms. Ross !!!!

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by Anonymousreply 20201/13/2021

I *just* was contacted with a job offer for my own channel to host! 'Dollface Alert Channel'. Of course, after 9 pm will be all pitbulls and the like.

by Anonymousreply 20301/13/2021

Hannity when Lá Sènatrice is scheduled.

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by Anonymousreply 20401/13/2021

Trans & non-binary competitors in roller derby.

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by Anonymousreply 20501/13/2021

At this point, DL+ would be nothing except 24/7 Trump news.

by Anonymousreply 20601/14/2021

r206 With Baton twirling!

by Anonymousreply 20701/14/2021
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