난 당신이 하드 코어, 암캐라고 말했다 Told you I was hard core, bitches

Who takes over North Korea if he dies?

You do, Rose R1

She's surprisingly thin, given how pudgy her dad and brother are.

Kim Jong Un is a giant boil on the ass of humanity.

He doubled down on her surgery?

This should be *interesting*, Dump having to make nice with a nuke crazed *woman*.

I play the long game.

She has fucked at least 2, perhaps all 3 of those bodyguards.

“Perhaps?” She takes turns with a different one every night.

He has corona! A gift from Beijing!

R9 lol it's obvious from her facial expression

LOL, "하드코."

I fuck at least 2 of them easily.

"Kim Yo Jong" sounds like a gangsta rap name.

She has beautiful skin, I hope she starts doing YouTube make up tutorials.

^I think it's more likely they take her out behind the airport and blow her brains out.

Yes, r15! Her skin was the first thing I noticed too -- gorgeous (unless those pix have been photoshopped to hell and back).

This is definitely a fun situation to speculate about.

With 400 pounds of flabby body mass, he's doomed to die anytime soon.

She looks like a human-cobra hybrid. What a disgusting family.

Damn, those dudes are smoking hot! I am also surprised at how attractive the sister is considering her brother.

I think she's tremendous.

Can you imagine the horrible job of being the doctor of Kim Yo Jong, his demands that you make him skinny, that you make his knees not hurt under the pressure of all that weight. If he is unhappy with you, you die. If he dies, you die.

[bold]YOU'RE MY MENTOR TOO[/bold]

R22 you mean Kim Jong-un, dumbass. Kim Yo-Jong is the sister.

Kim Jong-Un actually WANTS to be bulky, r22. His handlers reportedly fattened him up after his father's death to make him resemble his grandfather more closely (which he does, at least more than his father did), so that he'd be more readily accepted in spite of his youth and relative obscurity.

like a boss

Soon

To be honest, I've kind of loved her ever since she gave total cunt-face to the Pences. Who wouldn't?

Communist Ice Queen realness.

Kim Jong-un has always just came across as a buffoon, but this chick really does look evil and calculating.

S. Korea, u in danger gurl!

So, we have competition. Bring it, bitch.

[quote]Communist Ice Queen realness.

She still doesn't hold a candle to me (and my bouffant hair and false beauty marks), bitch

Hey Korea, you runnin' out of Kims to take over? I'll do it.

This Kim is more equipped to take over the seat of government.

Typical oriental bitchface.

Gross. They all look so sneaky.

Sistersite

"Typical oriental bitchface."

I didn't know Steve posted on DL.

So he’s dead right? Brain dead at least?

Karma’s a bitch.

What a fucking bitch, i think i like her

In some photos she looks quite attractive.

In others, she resembles Martin Shkreli in drag.

Did you miss me?

Well it probably won't be Kim Jong-Chul who is rumored to be "soft" and a fan of Eric Clapton.

Not as "soft" as Sta-Puft Jong-Un, r42.

NGL, seeing that boorish, oversexed misogynist pig trying to handle delicate global relations with a young, attractive, snakishly-evil female leader would be worth trying to stay alive a little longer

Hopefully Margaret Cho will get more work now. She can do her impression on SNL.

She's not a girl who misses much

Do do do do do do, oh yeah

She's well-acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand

Like a lizard on a window pane

R45, Margaret Cho in charge of North Korea would probably be an exponential upgrade.

Hell, it would be a major upgrade for the US as well!

I hate myself for thinking she looks like a bad bitch surrounded by hot boy toy bodyguards......

Don't worry R48, the bodyguards are the ones who will soon fuck her to death. Wait and see. No woman is going to rule that reactionary paternalistic pigsty.

Good call, r31. We may have finally found a worthy successor to the Dragon Throne of Madame Nhu.

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She was just practicing on Otto...

her skin looks like exotic pearls, she seems slinky like a dragon, and full of mystery and oriental allure....

She's very pretty given how revolting the rest of her family is. Was she in a Kpop girlband?

Yummy. Mommy’s mussy wants some of these hot pieces of North Korean prime bodyguard beef!!

She looks fabulously evil. It's been too long since the world has had an evil queen running shit

Evil but fabulous.

If she laughs maniacally in Trump's face, I may just have to love her

R55 bulgegogi

Is she married? If so, who wears the pants in that relationship?

Lesbian