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My hubby fists me very hard everyday

I’m very satisfied .

by Anonymousreply 23April 21, 2020 7:18 PM

You don't have a hubby and you've never been fisted so fuck off, you tedious dullard.

by Anonymousreply 1April 21, 2020 10:19 AM

You know, I never really liked the Muppet Show.

But I did like them on Sesame Street.

by Anonymousreply 2April 21, 2020 10:33 AM

How nice for you.

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by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2020 10:37 AM

This is not your husband, you flabby old fart!

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by Anonymousreply 4April 21, 2020 10:39 AM

People who use 'hubby' don't deserve to have sex.

by Anonymousreply 5April 21, 2020 10:44 AM

R5 People who use 'hubby' aren't having sex.

by Anonymousreply 6April 21, 2020 10:46 AM

Just the one dear? Or do you mix it up and find other hubbies? I’m curious.

by Anonymousreply 7April 21, 2020 10:52 AM

"Talk to me you sloppy cunt?"

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by Anonymousreply 8April 21, 2020 11:36 AM

Lol...sure, Jan. 1/10

by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2020 11:42 AM

I'm just curious, OP, what made you think this was a good topic for a thread?

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2020 12:39 PM

You're a puppet!

by Anonymousreply 11April 21, 2020 12:50 PM

I suppose you want a hand for this-or two?

by Anonymousreply 12April 21, 2020 1:20 PM

R8 Well that was their own damn fault, everyone knows if you don’t want to attract bears when camping you need to hang the food in the trees.

by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2020 1:27 PM

How very

by Anonymousreply 14April 21, 2020 1:30 PM

Is that when the man-fist goes up into the manhole ?

by Anonymousreply 15April 21, 2020 1:35 PM

OP’s hubby is built like a shit brickhouse

by Anonymousreply 16April 21, 2020 1:41 PM

Call Me Elmo

by Anonymousreply 17April 21, 2020 3:19 PM

Do you work in a gay bar in New Orleans?

by Anonymousreply 18April 21, 2020 3:54 PM

OP forgot to mention that on special occasions hubby uses hot sauce as lube to spice things up.

by Anonymousreply 19April 21, 2020 4:06 PM

Remind me not to shake his hand when social distancing becomes just a memory.

by Anonymousreply 20April 21, 2020 4:12 PM

Lol I wonder if this the otherwise attractive guy I always see buying Depends down at the Walgreens.

by Anonymousreply 21April 21, 2020 6:16 PM

“Every day”, OP. Two words, not one.

“Everyday” is an adjective.

Now, back to your alleged fisting!

by Anonymousreply 22April 21, 2020 6:45 PM

I wonder what hotel OP stayed at for his honeymoon?

by Anonymousreply 23April 21, 2020 7:18 PM
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