Should Amazon start giving refunds or at least Amazon credit for stopping the "two Day" delivery?

Absolutely

Force majeure and all.

Yes. They should wave all subscription fees since they’re in violation of the terms of the contracts. Not doing so will result in a class action.

Agree. What benefit am I getting for Prime other than being about to watch “making the cut”?

jesus. you're getting unlimited shipping for a year. there's a fucking pandemic. their system needed to change a bit. people are out sick in large numbers. you can wait an extra 2 days for your lube and dildos.

"for the love of god would someone please shit in my mouth!"

Fuck Amazon, fuck em!

Baldy Bezos is a walking, talking penis.

They won't do it until there is massive pressure. Unfortunately if a largely followed person brings it up on Twitter people will scream asking how dare they care about their 2 day shipping at a time like this. Prime is way too expensive for them to just toss "non-essential items" in the delayed bin and ship whenever they feel like it.

Amazon fucked up. This truly shows the total incompetence of Amazon. Customer service is shut down, yet other businesses have their customer service employees work from home. They have arbitrarily decided what is essential and what isn't essential. I ordered something in March and still have not received it. You are pulling things from a warehouse, adding a non essential item is not going effect other people getting their "essential" items.

There's no real incompetence, troll R10. Amazon's CSRs can't work from home because many of them are in 2nd- and 3rd-world countries where they don't have the infrastructure to work from home.

This unprecedented shock to the economy is going to create strange results. Nobody was expecting this. I'm still getting most of my stuff within 2-3 days. The only time I don't is when it's not available.

But you're wrong again R10, because it isn't only your pulls, it's all the other pulls by everybody else plus yours, that would then lead to problems with the maxed-out distribution system.

Fuck off you idiot R11.

(R5) the problem is we're being charged for it. You know there's a lot of people out of work right now. Even if it's a little bit, it helps. Sorry, I didn't realize it was much more important to buy Jeff Bezos another home and yacht.

You are wrong R11 and obviously never worked in a warehouse.

Poor babies inconvenienced by their addiction to shopping on a conglomerate that's destroyed thousands of small businesses and makes millions a minute. Put your masks on and visit an independent local business while it lasts, lazy fatties.

R14 works in a warehouse but isn't intelligent enough to understand logistics.

Nope R16. It isn't getting the product that is time consuming it is packing. You are not intelligent enough to talk about warehouse work and what it involves.

They should extend the subscription by however many months they are unable to fulfill it.

It's not only about time, it's about supplier logistics, space, materials and effort and last mile transportation. Please stop and get back to your box-stuffing.

If you aren't happy with Amazon's Prime service, they will give you a pro-rated refund of your Prime fees, if you paid in advance. I bet right now they might even make a deal if you complain.

R10 and anyone else who needs customer assistance from Amazon right now. They have an excellent chat for customer service issues. At first you get a bot that asks a few quick questions, then you are directed to a human. WAY faster than calling and dealing with accents you can't understand. Linking to the page doesn't work but just google Amazon customer service chat and click on the top result.

And they need to give us a refund for the crappy movies they've been having on. Mr. Mom, Kentucky fried movie, Bio Dome, UHF, The Pink Panther strikes again. These are forgotten movies for a reason.

R15, Please tell me who else sells incandescent light bulbs. Ordered today from Amazon, arriving this Sat with requested rush delivery.

" I eat old peoples pretentious excrement! "

"Please tell me who else sells incandescent light bulbs."

Lowe's, Ace Hardware, for starters, Give me your zip code and I'll find one for you, you idiot. But really; light bulbs? An emergency? How ill-prepared can an idiot like you be?

R24, 2003 called. It wants its tired DL retort back.

[Quote] 2003 called. It wants its tired DL retort back.

It still works, dumb fat cunt. Laughing and pointing at you!

[Quote] 2003 called. It wants its tired DL retort back.

It's actually 1990's fucktard newbie!

What do you want from Amazon, three cans of tuna? Two day delivery? This is a global crisis, so stay home, buy what you can from Amazon (if they allow it) and bow down before Emporer Bezotine before he takes away your ability to buy food in the USA. Soon, to get any delivery, you will need to send them proof of your vaccination (you can buy the kit from them, and they will process it) to get any food (except for 2 cans of lentil soup per family member per week, and it's not Amy's, it's some gross generic brand owned by Amazon).

r13 Actually, he has the yachts, he wants one of those mini-submarines that Steve Job's wife has. Whenever I see anyone use a Mac I remind them that they helped pay for that thing, pretty neat huh?

Yep all prime accounts are basically just regular accounts who get their crappy streaming service.

1990 is what, dumbass R27?

I'm receiving an essential center audio speaker only two weeks after ordering.

"I wipe back to front and then eat it!"

r31 is seeeeeeeeeeeething.

R26 R27 R33 R34 is psychotically obsessed with excrement; truly a sad, illiterate, deranged and unhinged freak.

It's probably got Coronavirus or rabies.

r15 / r25 / r31 =

R35 = Fat ass frau cunt

r15 /r35 can can be a dick to anyone but god forbid anyone be a dick to her.

"I just read locally where I live that home gym equipment [ free weights ] are now hard to find in the stores. I'll check amazon." - the asinine troll R26, R27, R33, R34, R38, etc.

Why don't you just pick up a few blocks of cement from your trailer steps, you deranged goat-fucking trash?

R39 and you're babbling about psychotically obsessed?

You're the unhinged child, asshat. Had a bit too much 4/20, clearly.

r41 is typing while looking into a mirror.

R36, R40 etc (the psychotic troll) has a special bookmarks folder of haggard cliche memes and GIFs. It's her only source of fulfillment in a sad, shopping-addicted trash life.

r15 /r43 still =

Deranged pathetic freak, continuing to prove my point, unaware of its own sad irony.

Don't you have some compulsive shopping to do, psychotic troll? Diapers and Baby Wipes for your obsessive scat fetish?

r15 / r45 I love you're going crazy. Reread what you're writing. It's awesome. You are a bi polar mental case. LOL!

Sociopath as well; now it's just regurgitating factual comments about itself; running on fumes. Its sad eventual death of COVID-19 will be a mere statistic, a rotting corpse in a plastic bag.

R15/ R47 Like you said at r15, POOR BABY.

Ooh, more cliche stock images. So predictable.

The psychotic scat-obsessed troll should take heart. After it dies (which will be soon), its corpse will expel a huge load of feces, and it, in death will literally become a bag of shit.

r15 / r49 is still seeeeeeeeething!

R51 = Karen, wants to speak to Amazon's manager.

Also, R51, the psychotic feces-obsessed troll, will die soon.

You're correct about r51. LOL!!!!!!!!

Yes, R52, etc., you are a psychotic feces-obsessed troll who will die soon. We know that.

Get some new material, Karen. What's wrong, is your meth wearing off?

LOL! r15 / r53. You said it at r51. LOL!

Hmm, let's see; Laughing Out Loud to no one, alone, soon to die in its own excrement, Karen's on a roll.

Good night, psychotic pathetic lunatic. Keep shopping. It's all you have.

Said like a true bi polar mental case r15 / r55. LOL!!!!!!!

Damn, this thread is a nightmare.

I hate Amazon for many reasons, but I've been getting my ordered items within 2 days on Prime.

But I'm not ordering food or toilet paper, either, which they're either out of or price gouging on.

I reported price gouging on a box of cereal that is normally 3 bucks being sold for 22 — by Amazon, itself. They’re corrupt on every level.

Somehow I don't think Jeff Bezos gives a shit.

"Amid the global pandemic, Jeff Bezos [...] saw his wealth grow by $24 billion since the world's been largely in shutdown. From April 13 to 17, Amazon's shares rose 16.4%, with their largest closing price ever on the 16th."

Im on a prime 30 day trial. Should I just cancel before the 30 days since all my orders are delayed anyway

My long term Prime membership comes up for renewal at the end of May. I've decided to not renew it. I've become more and more dismayed at how Amazon operates and treats its employees. Plus I'm just not ordering enough any longer to warrant having it. When I do order something it's always over the free shipping minimum so I'm not worried about shipping costs, and if it takes a few days longer for the merchandise to get here, so be it. And I never partake of their video streaming offerings.

Scam the shit out of them Bezos deserves it!

My firestick broke and I just ordered one. The day after it arrives I will put my old broken firestick in the new package and then return it for a full refund and I will keep the new one. Fuck you Jeff Bezos!

Obviously you haven't been to the chat lately R21. I went that route and you are not transferred to a live person.

My 24 rolls of Presto! toilet paper are scheduled to arrive on Thursday, 4/23. They were supposed to arrive by 4/10. Given the toilet paper shortage, and also given that I have enough toilet paper, I'm not going to bitch. I had forgotten, frankly, about the two-day thing until I read this thread.

I did get my case of San Pellegrino yesterday, however, which wasn't supposed to be delivered until today. They've also bumped up my light bulbs by a week. Thankfully, those will be delivered by the USPS (who bring packages to my apartment door; Amazon leaves things at the intercom of my highrise apartment building).

r66 = asshole hoarder frau

Apparently my package was lost by the USPS R66. Amazon says one thing and the post office says another. It took me a month for them just to send it out and now they can't find the fucking package.

Bipolar is one word, meth-fueled troll R56. You should know that, since you are.

The psychotic troll is now sleeping off its drug binge atop a pile of hoarded Depends in its basement.

What am I a "hoarder" of, r67? 24 is how many rolls come in each order. I've been buying it this way for over a year. Not a frau, either. I try not to be an asshole.

Still at it dear/r69? Maybe you need more, hon.

Looks like r15 / r51 /r69 is still obsessed.

Jeff Bezos read the title of this thread and laughed.

Looks like R72 has risen from its crypt and is still smokin' meth.

r15/ r74 =

I am not going to renew with Amazon. Not only because of how they treat their employees, but they got rid of their customer service during this time. I have a parcel that Amazon says is at the post office and the post office says they don't have it. Since they order went through another company I was able to contact them. They show it at the post office. Apparently they will be able to contact Amazon. You don't shut down your customer service where people that have problems with orders are unable to get a hold of anyone. Total incompetence from Bezo and all the other management.

An accurate self-portrait, R75.

BTW, since you're so stupid; that means it's an image of you.

r15/r77 =

[quote]Im on a prime 30 day trial. Should I just cancel before the 30 days since all my orders are delayed anyway

They extended my trial by a month when it was due to be over, so you may as well let it run out.

Well, it didn't take long for this tread to turn into a grease fire. Get me outta here!

R80, R15/r77/the dancing monkey inability to be self aware is the reason. Blame her. She's a frau cunt so it's to been expected. Clueless she is and the joke is on her. I'm just playing along for the fun of it. She has to have the very last word as you can see. That's why she continues. Typical.

Also r80 because I dared to give she a deserving DL classic retort at r24. She hates it more than anything. I've fought with her many times over the years. I know this because she says the same shit over and over. She's a little slow but it's fun playing with her. Again she's clueless.

[Quote] because I dared to give a deserving DL classic retort at [R24].

Fixed.

No, R82 and half the screeching posts on this and other threads, you psychotic shit-obsessed troll, you use a tired cliché to feign a semblance of wit, you regurgitate passé insults, and obsess about your own inane jackass trolling as if you were some kind of internet genius.

You're white trash feces-obsessed scum.

Hey r15 / r84 / My dancing monkey.

LAST WORD.

I read that Bezos made 26 billion dollars in March. I'm sure it will be much more in April. Now they don't even really have customer service. Not at all by phone. If you email them they never respond and you have to really go crazy even looking for a way to email them and the live chat has the stupidest of the stupid answering. I've never known such stupid customer service people in any business before. I tried several times to get a problem solved each time with different reps and one was stupider than the other and they refuse to get a supervisor, if there even are any supervisors working, they wouldn't answer that question.

[Quote] you psychotic shit-obsessed troll

I've said the word shit twice. You on the other hand have said 50 times so far?

[Quote] you use a tired cliché to feign a semblance of wit, you regurgitate passé insults

That absolutely KILLS YOU to your core.

[Quote] and obsess about your own inane jackass trolling

Says the troll doing the trolling. I'm replying to your insane inability see yourself. God are you dumb.

We've fought before, r15 / r84, dear. You can never get it through your thick head that your reaction is getting the best of you. You say and repeat the most ridiculous things all because of a retort? Really? I'm just calling you out on your bullshit. I've read everything you've said in other threads and they're all TROLL POSTS. Yes, I SAID IT. You just can't handle being called out. VERY troll behavior btw but you knew that. Plus, you really need the LAST WORD. You'll just die if you can't have that. That part is insane and hilarious!

[Quote] you psychotic shit-obsessed troll

Says the troll doing the trolling. I'm replying to your insane inability see yourself. God are you dumb.

Fixed.

R61 It's free for 30 days? Take whatever advantage of it you can, then cancel.

R85, etc. etc. needs three replies per mine to prove its idiocy.

Take your own advice. cement-head "LAST WORD."

Same freak at R87 is clearly triggered, bipolar and a sociopath.

Just try to not reply, cretin. You can't, because your pathetic attempts to ask superior are the only activity in your empty sad life. Epic fail, cretin.

r15 / r90,

One of your favs!

Carry on with your projecting. It's hilar!

He's so freaking ugly. I just cringe every time I see a picture of him. Yuck. I agree, I'm thinking about ending my Amazon too. Their movies suck and we're not getting two day shipping. I've had better luck at Walmart and Target.

I get it for the next-day/two-day delivery, but also for the free shipping, which hasn't changed. I think access to Prime Video is a bonus, too. I'm not that put out by the additional waits, tbh, if it helps ensure transport of more essential goods.

"last mile transportation"

Your trying too hard with the jargon. I am not trying to insult you. But if you talk like that it sounds like you don't know what you are talking about. It's perceived as a cover by most of your colleagues and gets in the way of real work getting done. I'm not talking about cycle counts.

It actually will make an impression on your betters who are on their way out. But they will be gone before it will really benefit you in any way. And now, everybody else thinks your a dick.

Really think about it.

"everybody else thinks your a dick. "

Oh. Deer.

Still going on, r15/r95/hon? Let me quote what you wrote at r15. You poor baby.

*A

LW!

What is it you think you're "winning," cretin? You every reply indisputably proves your idiocy and probable drug addition.

r15/ r98 / AKA LeonardPinthGarnell

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Quote] You every reply

Oh, deer, LeonardPinthGarnell.

I'm really thinking about it R94, and you're just so smart, I'm in such awe of your superior superiority.

Don't know if R101 is one of the basket cases keeping this thread going. If it was snark from somebody else, I appreciate it.

my R94 was really coming from the heart. I used to throw around jargon thinking it impressed people. I was wrong. It is very hard to convey knowledge to people younger than yourself. I was having a chat with a friend last night in his thirties. I just hit 50. He likes to boast about not taking shit from anybody and his witty retorts at work. I was the same way. There is no way I could have convinced my thirty year old self that confrontation was not the only arrow in the quiver.

Guess I will just shut up now.

Amazon will tell you - two days is not guaranteed,it is a suggestion. Most packages will arrive in two days or less. I get 99% of my things through amazon and have had more than one shipping fuck up. They wash their hands.

I order a lot with Prime and the delivery dates are almost meaningless. I live in Phoenix so the warehouse is here. Sometimes I get things same day or next day, regardless what the estimated date was. Other things take forever. I ordered a Koios blender from the Amazon warehouse - in stock, they said - and by the time it gets here, a month will have passed. Not happy about that at all.

I’m tired of Amazon allowing Chinese sellers with a one to 2 month delivery window. My tracking on a UV light last shows it was in Illinois 2 weeks ago and no movement after that. I can’t report it for a refund until the end of May. Two other items show nothing on the tracking. I think they are bogus tracking numbers.

I learned a long time ago to not order anything from Amazon that they are not shipping themselves. If it's left up to a seller to do the shipping I keep looking.

My tracking number showed my item was at the post office R105. The post office said they didn't have it. So I went through the "chat" last night with Amazon. They refunded my money. I had to order the same product directly from the company and it will cost me about $14.00 more.

The pandemic has revealed Amazon for the company that they are. They don't care if your package arrives, arrives damaged, incomplete or otherwise useless. This is shown by how they treat their customers, like those who have called, emailed, chatted (I didn't know Amazon offered chat, but after using chat for such issues with other companies for years, I can say it's only slightly more useful than opening a window and shouting at the Amazon warehouse 1500 miles away), filled out their stupid forms, and finally, giving up and tossing Amazon's latest piece of Chinese crap in the trash.

They treat "their" employees worse than disposable. I put "their" in quotes because, like all of big corporate America, they actually aren't the employer of record for the vast majority of "their" employees. Amazon may own the actual company that "employs" these workers, but that doesn't make Amazon their "employer." This is all important when it comes to liability, responsibility, and accountability. When the workers and their families start suing Amazon for the unsafe working conditions, the employer of record will declare bankruptcy, and Amazon itself will escape culpability. Thanks, Republicans, for weakening employment law to allow for this kind of chicanery. Again.

Remember when 60 Minutes (I think) did the story on Amazon in which they described employees crying at their desks from stress, overworked and uncompensated, employees admitted to having to hire people in India to perform Amazon employment tasks for them, at [italic]the employee's[/italic] expense? Bezos said, "That's not the Amazon I know." Yeah, of course we all know Bezos lives in a bubble. If I were the richest man in the world, I'd live in a bubble, too. That doesn't excuse his company from liability, responsibility or negligence.

Bezos is quoted as saying "Your margin is my opportunity." What he means is that he wants to put small business out of business. We all came to realize that Walmart has destroyed main street; now, Amazon is destroying all retail. Two-day (and even faster) delivery is a shiny object that has dazzled consumers world wide. And, as we've seen, built on a house of cards. Meanwhile, local businesses are struggling to afford the rent and utilities, let alone paying people to work there. Say goodbye to Summer employment for kids; those jobs are now "professional" and held by people in their 20s and 30s. Hell, I just got a delivery from a local company, and my driver rode up in a newer Lincoln Continental and was not a day younger than 50... years.

The thing of it is that we're all going to be sorry when the only choice is Amazon, and we're hurtling toward that future at breakneck speed. Tales of Amazon's incompetence combined with market power are already a problem — this thread shows it (aside from two flamers belching at each other) — and it's only going to get worse.

Trick is you contact Amazon using "Help." Then click the button where it offers an immediate call back via cell.

Ordered a used copy of "Lion" from Goodwill Books. One week later the company said they didn't have any copies in stock when I placed my order. Then they claimed that they might eventually be getting a copy in a future shipment but that there was no guarantee.

Re-ordered "Lion" from Thrift Books and very quickly got another copy. Gave the latter company an excellent review, and the former one a bad ie do not use review.

YES. The 2 day shipping is just stupid. There is no need for it at all. Bezos uses abusive and dangerous conditions for our Americans workers to do 2-day shipping. Bezos is just bring slavery back.

Also, why the fuck did bezos dump regular shipping on toilet paper? He was price gouging during an pandemic that why.

FUCK THIS GUY. HE is a complete SOCIOPATH.

Refund, or ALL movies free to watch (even the pay ones) with a membership. Plus a free 4 pack of toilet paper sent to your home!

Can someone just answer a simple question?

Is Amazon customer service open, that I can call and ask to renegotiate my yearly rate due to the delayed shipping times?

It was brought up earlier in this thread.

Before rageful quarantined queens in their mom's basement devolved into calling everyone a cunt.

Yes, r112. Google Amazon contact number. I number should pop up to call.

[Quote] I number

A number

The trolls shouting at each other need to get a room.

The Presto! has landed. Only 12 days late. $18.91 for 24 rolls (same Subscribe & Save price as 2019).

R112 You have to start a chat online with them first. If they can't resolve your issue they well take your number and have someone call you back. They called me while I was still on chat with the guy. No one is there to answer their customer service phones.

r111 Nice idea but Amazon is a middleman on those pay movies. They keep like 20-30% of the rental cost. They can't afford to let people rent there for free. The Amazon Prime selections are purchased as a package--one cost for a specific time window like 6 months regardless of whether it gets 1 view or 100 million views (although the distributor makes an assumption about popularity when it comes to pricing that rental to Amazon). Unless its an Amazon show or movie, in which case they own it and are charging other services around the globe those fees.