Sam Smith Says They Got Coronavirus: "I Didn’t Get Tested But I Know I Have It”

This cunt will do anything for attention.

Why the fuck is he wearing church lady earrings?

[quote] Why the fuck is he wearing church lady earrings?

Sam is THEY, R2.

Not "he."

If they is "they" then why is they referring to themselves as "I?" "I didn't get tested but I know I have it." Even it can't keep it straight.

Stupid cunt.

They is stealing my act.

Gosh, they're a tiresome one, aren't they? Ready to latch onto any identity movement or viral pandemic that comes along, if it gets them a bit of attention. The neediness is more fug than the earrings.

IT is starting to look like George Michael.

It’s because he got fat again.

Now he’ll do anything for attention as he balloons.

They is kind, they is smart, they is important

I want to like him, but I have a feeling if I met him, I would not.

Oh my God shut the fuck up, Sam. Please just shut the fuck up.

I sometimes read the tweets of a friend of a friend, who is a woman in her 40s, no job (due to "chronic pain" — she's a "spoonie"), sponging off her mother and never leaving her house.

She now has self-diagnosed with COVID-19 as well.

It really does attract the attention twats.

this thing is exhausting

R7 lol, George Michael in his 40s maybe, and George Michael was super hot when he was at IT/THEY 's age.

They’re annoying.

R4 is right shouldn't they be using 'we' - although of course that just makes them sound like another queen.

I was almost certain I had a mild case, and then my antibodies quick results test came back negative.

Drama Queen!!!!!!!

How annoying to be constantly grasping for attention. If you have it, keep away from others and take care of yourself. Hopefully, you will recover.

I hate Sam Smith.

He, She, They, It... whatever.

Nobody cares about this attention whore.

They/ It/ He is doing this to push back against derision from people including Ricky Gervais, for saying rich celebs who complain about being under lockdown should just fuck off.

Typical lying attention whore jumping on the bandwagon. This idiotic creature probably thinks it contracted the disease from Corona beer or something.

It needs to stuff its face with more pies, get fatter and shut the fuck up.

"To Die For" which is the single released in February, stalled at #46 on the charts. Yikes!

Of course he's desperate for free publicity.

Way too many hours in the studio with Demi, obviously. This is what happens when you put two unstable people in a room together, their delusions feed off of each other.

I can't stand him, her, it . . . whatever.

Blech.

Shallow attention seeker

[quote] Sam Smith Says They Got Coronavirus: "

And in a move that has the entire global epidemiology community talking, Sam Smith is the first to scare the novel coronavirus away by subjecting it to nude photos of themself.

This is why there are no stars today. All on social media playing victim, "I have THIS disease!" even though he wasn't tested.

Can Tom be Petty again and sue this cunt again?

They had the virus until that fat ass stopped it cold

I wish they died.

I doubt they have Covina-19. They are obese and fatties don’t survive.

What they have is an inflated sense of ego and a cow face.

170,297 people died yesterday and this cunt has to make this shit up for attention

He can fuck off. He's a useless piece of shit

Sam Smith Says They Have Premenstrual Syndrome: "I Didn't Get Tested But I'm Feeling Like a Right Cunt Today"

They sat on the steps of their house and wept precious. Oh yes they did.

It looks gross naked. Just completely not sexual and it’s not even that fat.

[quote]So glad to hear that Sam is doing okay

Excuse me, but if he's a "they," should his verb be "are" to agree?

Will this nice point go on Sam's pronoun pin to make it clear?

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[quote]On the plus side, even if xe did have the virus, there was never any chance it would have killed xem. It only kills men and women.

EVEN THE VIRUS IS PREJUDICED!

Rofl... this thread is cracking me the fuck up!

It's like watching a pack of vicious hyenas snarling and attacking.

Society: Dealing with a pandemic

Sam Smith: How can I make this about MEEEE???

I once purchased a song of his on iTunes and felt tricked afterwards.

Someone needs to sit Sam Smith down and really give it to them straight. A good loud bollocking for being an attention seeking fool when the world is facing a deadly pandemic. Cunt.

Journalists must hate him, because any article that consistently uses the third person plural to refer to one individual is awkward as hell to read and impossible to take seriously for all but the most forgiving readers.

I dare anyone to read an entire Wikipedia article about a "nonbinary and gender non-conforming person who uses gender-neutral singular they pronouns."

This feels like a look at me look at me look at me kind of comment.

Leave it to Sam to have a manscaped neckbeard.

[Quote] It’s because he got fat again.

So large he's now plural - from a He to a They?

He's a spaz, always hoeing for attention and lusting after Harry Styles.

he reminds me of Boy George. A tasteless watered-down version.

R42, the individual who portrayed the adjudicator, in John Wick 3, is like that. I thought she did pretty well in the movie, so I read up on her. Batshit is being kind; she's nonbinary and seems to like to project a Spock like persona. Had I given birth to her, I would drown her in the bathtub; she's not worth the trouble.

Wouldn't it be easier to have subject-verb consistency by referring to these creatures as "it" rather than "they"?

R36 does that make Sam exempt or twice as likely to die as xir is both man AND woman AND neither.

This cray cray skank just continues to dig that hole deepuh and deepuh.

R44 wins :)

"They" must have caught if from one another.

IT caught IT from another IT.

He using they is silly, R3. He is not a they. He needs to stop doing that. He really should.

Of course he has to have coronavirus

What a catty bunch you are.

Indeed, R57.

The thread probably should have started off with the Datalounge rallying cry, "Get him, girls!"

Oh wait, sorry. "Get THEM, girls!"

He needs to hush.

It needs to shut up and stay off social media. Nobody cares.

If it is so good at diagnosing itself why hasn't it diagnosed itself as being terminally stupid and boring yet?

What will this pathetic, attention hungry nutcase stoop to next? An unsuccessful suicide attempt as "a cry for help"? It must be getting quite desperate for attention. The only "illness" it has is mental.

He looks like a middle-aged, middle-class Scottish housewife with the make-up & jewellery.

I will only ever refer to a single person as he/him or she/her. You can pick which one you want me to use, even if you want me to switch depending on the day of the week. I will not require your genitalia to match the pronoun you would like for me to use. But insisting you are some non-conforming gender entity is ridiculous.

Sam Smith did the one singular thing which would alienate 'their' own community from 'them' forever. The pronoun change.

It needs to stop. Nobody cares.

Sam can stick his “they” where his Coronavirus don’t shine.

He's calling it ENBY.

GAG and PUKE