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Let's be "Heathers"

I'm Veronica's dad. I don't patronize bunny rabbits!

by Anonymousreply 124April 27, 2020 8:36 PM

Don't even.

by Anonymousreply 1April 21, 2020 1:33 AM

I really liked the fat cunty reboot version of Heather Chandler.

It took time searching but I finally downloaded the entire 10 episodes before it was canceled.

Nasty.

by Anonymousreply 2April 21, 2020 1:35 AM

I'm the dad who loves his dead gay son.

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2020 1:39 AM

I'm "How very."

by Anonymousreply 4April 21, 2020 1:40 AM

I'm breakfast brain tumor.

by Anonymousreply 5April 21, 2020 1:42 AM

I'm licking it up!

by Anonymousreply 6April 21, 2020 1:43 AM

I'm playing Barbies with Ronni.

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by Anonymousreply 7April 21, 2020 1:44 AM

I'm the game show host.

by Anonymousreply 8April 21, 2020 1:44 AM

I’m the chainsaw. I get a lot of pussy.

by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2020 1:45 AM

I'm here to represent the majority of DL members. My name is Martha Dumptruck.

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2020 1:45 AM

I'm being a Megabitch!

by Anonymousreply 11April 21, 2020 1:46 AM

I haven't landed yet.

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by Anonymousreply 12April 21, 2020 1:47 AM

I’m bulimia. I’m so ‘87.

by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2020 1:48 AM

I'm shower nozzle masturbation materiel.

by Anonymousreply 14April 21, 2020 1:52 AM

I've been spelled correctly.

by Anonymousreply 15April 21, 2020 1:52 AM

Heather Duke's "pulled dick."

by Anonymousreply 16April 21, 2020 1:54 AM

I’m Kurt and Ram killing themselves last night in a repressed homosexual suicide pact.

No WAY!

by Anonymousreply 17April 21, 2020 1:55 AM

I'm Shannon Doherty's career before she pissed off everyone in Hollywood!

by Anonymousreply 18April 21, 2020 1:57 AM

I'm the killed "hot snatch?”

by Anonymousreply 19April 21, 2020 1:58 AM

I'm mineral water.

by Anonymousreply 20April 21, 2020 1:58 AM

I am Chaos. I killed the dinosaurs, darling.

by Anonymousreply 21April 21, 2020 2:00 AM

I'm Heather's aerobically ass.

by Anonymousreply 22April 21, 2020 2:00 AM

I'm SUCH a pillowcase.

by Anonymousreply 23April 21, 2020 2:00 AM

I'm Tater Tots.

by Anonymousreply 24April 21, 2020 2:01 AM

I'm the lunchtime poll. Fear me!

by Anonymousreply 25April 21, 2020 2:03 AM

I’m the great pate.

by Anonymousreply 26April 21, 2020 2:07 AM

I'm the corn nuts.

by Anonymousreply 27April 21, 2020 2:08 AM

I'm Christian Slater's pre-Columbine trenchcoat chic.

by Anonymousreply 28April 21, 2020 2:14 AM

I'll be the reindeer games no one at Westerberg is going to let you play.

by Anonymousreply 29April 21, 2020 2:15 AM

I'm Veronica's teen angst bullshit, and I now have a body count!

by Anonymousreply 30April 21, 2020 2:19 AM

We're the countless date rapes and AIDS jokes the school will be deprived of thanks to Kurt and Ram's "suicide".

by Anonymousreply 31April 21, 2020 2:23 AM

Plain or BBQ, r27?

by Anonymousreply 32April 21, 2020 2:31 AM

Ok, so now that Heather is dead, can I be red?

by Anonymousreply 33April 21, 2020 2:46 AM

I am white lace ruffle ankle socks with black patent-leather shoes.

Veronica and the Heathers frequently wear me while playing croquet.

by Anonymousreply 34April 21, 2020 2:52 AM

I'm Hot Probs.

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by Anonymousreply 35April 21, 2020 3:01 AM

I'm Veronica's big tits, exhibited at the convenience store.

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by Anonymousreply 36April 21, 2020 3:02 AM

I'm bulimia, and I'm so '87.

by Anonymousreply 37April 21, 2020 3:04 AM

I'm Veronicas monocle.

There was a bar in the lower east village called Heathers, was a weird place like a group of friends who just wanted a place to hang out and get drunk together. Every hour the music would break so someone could go 'onstage' and read the most bizarre diary entries. Total dive, doubt it still exists.

by Anonymousreply 38April 21, 2020 3:09 AM

I'm the Bell Jar cliff notes.

by Anonymousreply 39April 21, 2020 3:10 AM

I'm red.

by Anonymousreply 40April 21, 2020 3:10 AM

I'm the flamenco Madonna poster in Heather McNamara's bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 41April 21, 2020 3:12 AM

I'm pate.

by Anonymousreply 42April 21, 2020 3:13 AM

I am such a megabitch, because I can be.

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by Anonymousreply 43April 21, 2020 3:14 AM

I'm Heather McNamara, and I look 35.

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by Anonymousreply 44April 21, 2020 3:18 AM

I'm Teenage Suicide

by Anonymousreply 45April 21, 2020 3:30 AM

I'm the Rumson party. I suck.

by Anonymousreply 46April 21, 2020 3:50 AM

I’m the damn tribe of withered old bitches protesting all because Glenn Miller and his band once took a shit there.

I’m also the pack of thermals attached to the boiler.

by Anonymousreply 47April 21, 2020 4:03 AM

I'm the cigarette lighter in the car

by Anonymousreply 48April 21, 2020 4:27 AM

I’m Jack Nicholson. Christian Slater owes me half his salary.

by Anonymousreply 49April 21, 2020 6:48 AM

I’m an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 50April 21, 2020 6:53 AM

R40, brilliant!

I'm Thanksgiving in Africa. Pilgrims, tater tots.

by Anonymousreply 51April 21, 2020 6:59 AM

I'm on T.V.

by Anonymousreply 52April 21, 2020 7:17 AM

Is the TV series that never launched because of shootings available anywhere?

by Anonymousreply 53April 21, 2020 7:45 AM

r53, episodes 1&2 were shown but it was put on hold after the terrible HS shootings and never shown in America. I believe HBO whored the series in foreign markets before id canceled the show. .

If you want to find anything on the internet search: Watch whatever online free . Sometimes you have to be more specific and in this instance : Watch Heathers 2018 online free 123 . 123 is a streaming aggregator. or use openload or putlocker . But make sure your antivirus is updated and you have something like Sysinternals Process Explorer running so that you can shut down your browser if any screaming meemies popup and block you screen. Also keep an ad blocker running as the nasties hied themselves as adverts. Run CCleaner and delete your session. Sometimes it's all about the hunt.

by Anonymousreply 54April 21, 2020 9:32 AM

I'm Veronica's dresser with punctuation mark handles.

by Anonymousreply 55April 21, 2020 1:06 PM

I'm oregano, Veronica's favorite herb.

by Anonymousreply 56April 21, 2020 1:24 PM

Im the alternative ending in heaven

by Anonymousreply 57April 21, 2020 1:24 PM

I'm a bunch of tuneless Eurofags.

by Anonymousreply 58April 21, 2020 1:36 PM

I’m

POOR LITTLE HEATHER

by Anonymousreply 59April 21, 2020 1:39 PM

I’m Veronica’s mum when she finds Veronica hanging in her room and regrets she didn’t let her take that job at the mall.

by Anonymousreply 60April 21, 2020 1:41 PM

This thread was started 13 hours ago and is up to 60 replies and no one has even mentioned me yet.

I'm going to tape a suicide note to my body and walk out in traffic.

by Anonymousreply 61April 21, 2020 2:09 PM

I’m Hull Clean.

by Anonymousreply 62April 21, 2020 2:18 PM

I'm Big Fun!

by Anonymousreply 63April 21, 2020 2:32 PM

r61, meet r10

by Anonymousreply 64April 21, 2020 3:49 PM

I'm "Oh, the humanity!"

by Anonymousreply 65April 21, 2020 4:03 PM

I'm the lion. With a remote control bomb up my butt.

by Anonymousreply 66April 21, 2020 4:08 PM

I'm Courtney, and I'm giving it all to the homeless. Every cent.

by Anonymousreply 67April 21, 2020 4:14 PM

I'm, like, one of the top brokers in the state.

by Anonymousreply 68April 21, 2020 4:18 PM

I’m croquet.

by Anonymousreply 69April 21, 2020 4:48 PM

I'm greetings and salutations.

by Anonymousreply 70April 21, 2020 6:27 PM

I'm J.D.'s shot-off middle finger, trying to find a warm hole.

by Anonymousreply 71April 21, 2020 7:59 PM

I'm Veronica's careening and totally undecipherable diary handwriting.

by Anonymousreply 72April 21, 2020 8:01 PM

I'm the corn nuts!

by Anonymousreply 73April 21, 2020 8:20 PM

I'm all of the online film quoting sites that most of you here have used to copy and paste their quotes and/or ideas. Hee! I win!

by Anonymousreply 74April 21, 2020 8:21 PM

I'm where she's going.

She's going to CRY.

by Anonymousreply 75April 21, 2020 8:28 PM

I'm adequate mourning times.

by Anonymousreply 76April 21, 2020 8:47 PM

I'm the chainsaw that's just fucked Heather #1, ever so gently.

by Anonymousreply 77April 21, 2020 11:01 PM

I'm the arrival of Heather M's mother.

"C'mon, whoever wants a ride!"

by Anonymousreply 78April 22, 2020 12:36 AM

I'm the red scrunchy

by Anonymousreply 79April 22, 2020 12:45 AM

I'm the pâté.

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by Anonymousreply 80April 22, 2020 1:03 AM

I'm Country Club Keith's weird thinning hair and sexy BDF.

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by Anonymousreply 81April 22, 2020 1:36 AM

I'm the painfully forced plot point that Veronica can mimic other people's handwriting exactly.

by Anonymousreply 82April 22, 2020 1:37 AM

I'm the demeaning blowjob Heather Chandler performs on the Remington College frat boy.

by Anonymousreply 83April 22, 2020 1:39 AM

Im Westerberg's open door policy for assholes.

by Anonymousreply 84April 22, 2020 2:40 AM

I'm life, and I suck.

by Anonymousreply 85April 22, 2020 2:44 AM

I'm what she wrote so eloquently in her suicide note, which is THE WAY that LIFE can SUCK!

by Anonymousreply 86April 22, 2020 2:48 AM

I'm Jesus Christ, and I'm in The Book.

by Anonymousreply 87April 22, 2020 3:06 AM

I'm bottled water, which has come a long way, but not in Ohio.

by Anonymousreply 88April 22, 2020 3:07 AM

I'm the Joan Crawford post card.

by Anonymousreply 89April 22, 2020 3:56 AM

I'm Betty Finn. I probably miss my own birthday party for a date. The actress that portrays me is Charlie Sheen's sister.

I'm played by an Asian girl in the reboot.

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by Anonymousreply 90April 22, 2020 4:03 AM

I'm the ugly nerd who stupidly flips the bird to Kurt and Ram.

I like to suck big dicks! Or, uh... Mmmm! Mmmm! I can't get enough of 'em!

by Anonymousreply 91April 22, 2020 5:33 AM

I'm Kurt's football phone.

by Anonymousreply 92April 22, 2020 12:57 PM

I 'm not a Heather. I'm a Veronica. Sawyer.

by Anonymousreply 93April 22, 2020 1:22 PM

I'm the word "eskimo," underlined in Moby Dick.

by Anonymousreply 94April 22, 2020 3:42 PM

I'm myriad

by Anonymousreply 95April 22, 2020 4:15 PM

I'm R95, and I don't bother reading previous posts.

by Anonymousreply 96April 22, 2020 4:22 PM

Ironically, R15 is also R61 lol (H/t to R64)

In R61's defence, he has R10 on [italic]ignore[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 97April 23, 2020 5:15 AM

I'm the supposedly harmless "Ich Lüge" bullets. "Ich Lüge" is German for "I'm Lying."

by Anonymousreply 98April 23, 2020 5:37 AM

I’m the MTV video games.

by Anonymousreply 99April 23, 2020 11:06 AM

I'm a sexually explicit photography exhibit involving tennis rackets.

by Anonymousreply 100April 23, 2020 4:51 PM

I'm shower-nozzle masturbation fantasies for weeks.

by Anonymousreply 101April 24, 2020 4:41 AM

I'm Shannen Doherty's wonky face.

by Anonymousreply 102April 24, 2020 4:52 AM

I'm Heather Chandler's lunchtime poll.

by Anonymousreply 103April 24, 2020 5:05 AM

I'm Heather Chandler's ever-present shoulder pads.

by Anonymousreply 104April 24, 2020 5:16 AM

I’m not listening, J.D.

by Anonymousreply 105April 24, 2020 10:14 AM

I, like, totally blew my allowance.

by Anonymousreply 106April 24, 2020 12:02 PM

I wanted to be r100.

by Anonymousreply 107April 24, 2020 12:22 PM

I'm Tracy, the Sarah Gilbert lookalike stoner.

by Anonymousreply 108April 24, 2020 12:26 PM

I'm a great pate that won't get eaten since Veronica has to motor to the funeral.

by Anonymousreply 109April 24, 2020 12:47 PM

I'm the hatred of being labelled a coward. I can be used to convince people to do /anything/.

by Anonymousreply 110April 24, 2020 12:59 PM

I'm two ruined pairs of pants.

by Anonymousreply 111April 24, 2020 10:24 PM

I'm a slushy. Did you say cherry or coke?

by Anonymousreply 112April 25, 2020 1:42 AM

I'm the five that keeps the neighborhood alive

by Anonymousreply 113April 25, 2020 1:57 AM

I'm Heather M's damage.

by Anonymousreply 114April 25, 2020 6:42 AM

I'm Ram's pecs.

by Anonymousreply 115April 25, 2020 1:54 PM

I'm Veronica's fucking speech that you're not even worth.

by Anonymousreply 116April 25, 2020 2:28 PM

The TV version was shown as a mini-series last summer. But they didn't show the last episode, where everybody dies. The show is also avalible on Amazon Prime. I really enjoyed the show and was looking forward to the second season, which was to have the same cast, but the Heathers would be in Victorian ages.

BTW: I'm the lunch time poll.

by Anonymousreply 117April 25, 2020 5:04 PM

I am the TV cameras that happened onto the cleansing synchronicity in the cafeteria.

by Anonymousreply 118April 25, 2020 5:07 PM

I'm the tasty big dicks of which there can never be enough.

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by Anonymousreply 119April 25, 2020 5:49 PM

I’m Veronica in the reboot. The actress playing me isn’t as good as Winona Ryder, but my character takes a turn you wouldn’t expect.

by Anonymousreply 120April 26, 2020 2:20 AM

R117, it was probably the show that I liked the most that premiered in the past couple of years. I just rewatched the season this past week. So funny, so well-written, and the production design was great. I loved the Heathers and Selma Blair as Heather Duke’s mom. It was the pitch-black satire you wanted from a Heathers show and was in some ways much darker than the movie.

If you are a Heathers fan and haven’t seen it, definitely check it out. I couldn’t recommend it enough.

by Anonymousreply 121April 26, 2020 2:23 AM

Also, JD is hot in it and gay in real life.

by Anonymousreply 122April 26, 2020 2:33 AM

Shut up, Pauline @ r107

by Anonymousreply 123April 26, 2020 2:41 AM

I'm the frat house mirror onto which Heather No. 1 spits out her post-BJ mouthwash and dignity.

by Anonymousreply 124April 27, 2020 8:36 PM
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