I'm Veronica's dad. I don't patronize bunny rabbits!
Let's be "Heathers"
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 27, 2020 8:36 PM |
Don't even.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 21, 2020 1:33 AM |
I really liked the fat cunty reboot version of Heather Chandler.
It took time searching but I finally downloaded the entire 10 episodes before it was canceled.
Nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 21, 2020 1:35 AM |
I'm the dad who loves his dead gay son.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 21, 2020 1:39 AM |
I'm "How very."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 21, 2020 1:40 AM |
I'm breakfast brain tumor.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 21, 2020 1:42 AM |
I'm licking it up!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 21, 2020 1:43 AM |
I'm the game show host.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 21, 2020 1:44 AM |
I’m the chainsaw. I get a lot of pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 21, 2020 1:45 AM |
I'm here to represent the majority of DL members. My name is Martha Dumptruck.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 21, 2020 1:45 AM |
I'm being a Megabitch!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 21, 2020 1:46 AM |
I’m bulimia. I’m so ‘87.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 21, 2020 1:48 AM |
I'm shower nozzle masturbation materiel.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 21, 2020 1:52 AM |
I've been spelled correctly.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 21, 2020 1:52 AM |
Heather Duke's "pulled dick."
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 21, 2020 1:54 AM |
I’m Kurt and Ram killing themselves last night in a repressed homosexual suicide pact.
No WAY!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 21, 2020 1:55 AM |
I'm Shannon Doherty's career before she pissed off everyone in Hollywood!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 21, 2020 1:57 AM |
I'm the killed "hot snatch?”
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 21, 2020 1:58 AM |
I'm mineral water.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 21, 2020 1:58 AM |
I am Chaos. I killed the dinosaurs, darling.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 21, 2020 2:00 AM |
I'm Heather's aerobically ass.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 21, 2020 2:00 AM |
I'm SUCH a pillowcase.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 21, 2020 2:00 AM |
I'm Tater Tots.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 21, 2020 2:01 AM |
I'm the lunchtime poll. Fear me!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 21, 2020 2:03 AM |
I’m the great pate.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 21, 2020 2:07 AM |
I'm the corn nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 21, 2020 2:08 AM |
I'm Christian Slater's pre-Columbine trenchcoat chic.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 21, 2020 2:14 AM |
I'll be the reindeer games no one at Westerberg is going to let you play.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 21, 2020 2:15 AM |
I'm Veronica's teen angst bullshit, and I now have a body count!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 21, 2020 2:19 AM |
We're the countless date rapes and AIDS jokes the school will be deprived of thanks to Kurt and Ram's "suicide".
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 21, 2020 2:23 AM |
Plain or BBQ, r27?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 21, 2020 2:31 AM |
Ok, so now that Heather is dead, can I be red?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 21, 2020 2:46 AM |
I am white lace ruffle ankle socks with black patent-leather shoes.
Veronica and the Heathers frequently wear me while playing croquet.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 21, 2020 2:52 AM |
I'm Veronica's big tits, exhibited at the convenience store.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 21, 2020 3:02 AM |
I'm bulimia, and I'm so '87.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 21, 2020 3:04 AM |
I'm Veronicas monocle.
There was a bar in the lower east village called Heathers, was a weird place like a group of friends who just wanted a place to hang out and get drunk together. Every hour the music would break so someone could go 'onstage' and read the most bizarre diary entries. Total dive, doubt it still exists.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 21, 2020 3:09 AM |
I'm the Bell Jar cliff notes.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 21, 2020 3:10 AM |
I'm red.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 21, 2020 3:10 AM |
I'm the flamenco Madonna poster in Heather McNamara's bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 21, 2020 3:12 AM |
I'm pate.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 21, 2020 3:13 AM |
I'm Teenage Suicide
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 21, 2020 3:30 AM |
I'm the Rumson party. I suck.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 21, 2020 3:50 AM |
I’m the damn tribe of withered old bitches protesting all because Glenn Miller and his band once took a shit there.
I’m also the pack of thermals attached to the boiler.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 21, 2020 4:03 AM |
I'm the cigarette lighter in the car
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 21, 2020 4:27 AM |
I’m Jack Nicholson. Christian Slater owes me half his salary.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 21, 2020 6:48 AM |
I’m an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 21, 2020 6:53 AM |
R40, brilliant!
I'm Thanksgiving in Africa. Pilgrims, tater tots.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 21, 2020 6:59 AM |
I'm on T.V.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 21, 2020 7:17 AM |
Is the TV series that never launched because of shootings available anywhere?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 21, 2020 7:45 AM |
r53, episodes 1&2 were shown but it was put on hold after the terrible HS shootings and never shown in America. I believe HBO whored the series in foreign markets before id canceled the show. .
If you want to find anything on the internet search: Watch whatever online free . Sometimes you have to be more specific and in this instance : Watch Heathers 2018 online free 123 . 123 is a streaming aggregator. or use openload or putlocker . But make sure your antivirus is updated and you have something like Sysinternals Process Explorer running so that you can shut down your browser if any screaming meemies popup and block you screen. Also keep an ad blocker running as the nasties hied themselves as adverts. Run CCleaner and delete your session. Sometimes it's all about the hunt.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 21, 2020 9:32 AM |
I'm Veronica's dresser with punctuation mark handles.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 21, 2020 1:06 PM |
I'm oregano, Veronica's favorite herb.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 21, 2020 1:24 PM |
Im the alternative ending in heaven
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 21, 2020 1:24 PM |
I'm a bunch of tuneless Eurofags.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 21, 2020 1:36 PM |
I’m
POOR LITTLE HEATHER
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 21, 2020 1:39 PM |
I’m Veronica’s mum when she finds Veronica hanging in her room and regrets she didn’t let her take that job at the mall.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 21, 2020 1:41 PM |
This thread was started 13 hours ago and is up to 60 replies and no one has even mentioned me yet.
I'm going to tape a suicide note to my body and walk out in traffic.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 21, 2020 2:09 PM |
I’m Hull Clean.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 21, 2020 2:18 PM |
I'm Big Fun!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 21, 2020 2:32 PM |
r61, meet r10
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 21, 2020 3:49 PM |
I'm "Oh, the humanity!"
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 21, 2020 4:03 PM |
I'm the lion. With a remote control bomb up my butt.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 21, 2020 4:08 PM |
I'm Courtney, and I'm giving it all to the homeless. Every cent.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 21, 2020 4:14 PM |
I'm, like, one of the top brokers in the state.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 21, 2020 4:18 PM |
I’m croquet.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 21, 2020 4:48 PM |
I'm greetings and salutations.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 21, 2020 6:27 PM |
I'm J.D.'s shot-off middle finger, trying to find a warm hole.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 21, 2020 7:59 PM |
I'm Veronica's careening and totally undecipherable diary handwriting.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 21, 2020 8:01 PM |
I'm the corn nuts!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 21, 2020 8:20 PM |
I'm all of the online film quoting sites that most of you here have used to copy and paste their quotes and/or ideas. Hee! I win!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 21, 2020 8:21 PM |
I'm where she's going.
She's going to CRY.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 21, 2020 8:28 PM |
I'm adequate mourning times.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 21, 2020 8:47 PM |
I'm the chainsaw that's just fucked Heather #1, ever so gently.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 21, 2020 11:01 PM |
I'm the arrival of Heather M's mother.
"C'mon, whoever wants a ride!"
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 22, 2020 12:36 AM |
I'm the red scrunchy
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 22, 2020 12:45 AM |
I'm Country Club Keith's weird thinning hair and sexy BDF.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 22, 2020 1:36 AM |
I'm the painfully forced plot point that Veronica can mimic other people's handwriting exactly.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 22, 2020 1:37 AM |
I'm the demeaning blowjob Heather Chandler performs on the Remington College frat boy.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 22, 2020 1:39 AM |
Im Westerberg's open door policy for assholes.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 22, 2020 2:40 AM |
I'm life, and I suck.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 22, 2020 2:44 AM |
I'm what she wrote so eloquently in her suicide note, which is THE WAY that LIFE can SUCK!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 22, 2020 2:48 AM |
I'm Jesus Christ, and I'm in The Book.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 22, 2020 3:06 AM |
I'm bottled water, which has come a long way, but not in Ohio.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 22, 2020 3:07 AM |
I'm the Joan Crawford post card.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 22, 2020 3:56 AM |
I'm Betty Finn. I probably miss my own birthday party for a date. The actress that portrays me is Charlie Sheen's sister.
I'm played by an Asian girl in the reboot.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 22, 2020 4:03 AM |
I'm the ugly nerd who stupidly flips the bird to Kurt and Ram.
I like to suck big dicks! Or, uh... Mmmm! Mmmm! I can't get enough of 'em!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 22, 2020 5:33 AM |
I'm Kurt's football phone.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 22, 2020 12:57 PM |
I 'm not a Heather. I'm a Veronica. Sawyer.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 22, 2020 1:22 PM |
I'm the word "eskimo," underlined in Moby Dick.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 22, 2020 3:42 PM |
I'm myriad
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 22, 2020 4:15 PM |
I'm R95, and I don't bother reading previous posts.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 22, 2020 4:22 PM |
Ironically, R15 is also R61 lol (H/t to R64)
In R61's defence, he has R10 on [italic]ignore[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 23, 2020 5:15 AM |
I'm the supposedly harmless "Ich Lüge" bullets. "Ich Lüge" is German for "I'm Lying."
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 23, 2020 5:37 AM |
I’m the MTV video games.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 23, 2020 11:06 AM |
I'm a sexually explicit photography exhibit involving tennis rackets.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 23, 2020 4:51 PM |
I'm shower-nozzle masturbation fantasies for weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 24, 2020 4:41 AM |
I'm Shannen Doherty's wonky face.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 24, 2020 4:52 AM |
I'm Heather Chandler's lunchtime poll.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 24, 2020 5:05 AM |
I'm Heather Chandler's ever-present shoulder pads.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 24, 2020 5:16 AM |
I’m not listening, J.D.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 24, 2020 10:14 AM |
I, like, totally blew my allowance.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 24, 2020 12:02 PM |
I wanted to be r100.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 24, 2020 12:22 PM |
I'm Tracy, the Sarah Gilbert lookalike stoner.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 24, 2020 12:26 PM |
I'm a great pate that won't get eaten since Veronica has to motor to the funeral.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 24, 2020 12:47 PM |
I'm the hatred of being labelled a coward. I can be used to convince people to do /anything/.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 24, 2020 12:59 PM |
I'm two ruined pairs of pants.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 24, 2020 10:24 PM |
I'm a slushy. Did you say cherry or coke?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 25, 2020 1:42 AM |
I'm the five that keeps the neighborhood alive
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 25, 2020 1:57 AM |
I'm Heather M's damage.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 25, 2020 6:42 AM |
I'm Ram's pecs.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 25, 2020 1:54 PM |
I'm Veronica's fucking speech that you're not even worth.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 25, 2020 2:28 PM |
The TV version was shown as a mini-series last summer. But they didn't show the last episode, where everybody dies. The show is also avalible on Amazon Prime. I really enjoyed the show and was looking forward to the second season, which was to have the same cast, but the Heathers would be in Victorian ages.
BTW: I'm the lunch time poll.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 25, 2020 5:04 PM |
I am the TV cameras that happened onto the cleansing synchronicity in the cafeteria.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 25, 2020 5:07 PM |
I'm the tasty big dicks of which there can never be enough.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 25, 2020 5:49 PM |
I’m Veronica in the reboot. The actress playing me isn’t as good as Winona Ryder, but my character takes a turn you wouldn’t expect.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 26, 2020 2:20 AM |
R117, it was probably the show that I liked the most that premiered in the past couple of years. I just rewatched the season this past week. So funny, so well-written, and the production design was great. I loved the Heathers and Selma Blair as Heather Duke’s mom. It was the pitch-black satire you wanted from a Heathers show and was in some ways much darker than the movie.
If you are a Heathers fan and haven’t seen it, definitely check it out. I couldn’t recommend it enough.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 26, 2020 2:23 AM |
Also, JD is hot in it and gay in real life.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 26, 2020 2:33 AM |
Shut up, Pauline @ r107
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 26, 2020 2:41 AM |
I'm the frat house mirror onto which Heather No. 1 spits out her post-BJ mouthwash and dignity.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 27, 2020 8:36 PM |