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I have an ingrown hair the size of a nickel on my asshole

It's too deep to lance it and bring it to the surface. I have mupirocin ointment and a corticosteroid that a former lover left at my place that I've been applying to the area.

It is not fair that I'm being punished this way for wanting a smooth hole.

by Anonymousreply 54April 21, 2020 1:40 PM

Muriel, take it somewhere else.

by Anonymousreply 1April 20, 2020 10:59 AM

Get away from me, you're making me sick.

And pull up your pants!

by Anonymousreply 2April 20, 2020 11:06 AM

TMI šŸ˜–šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®

by Anonymousreply 3April 20, 2020 11:08 AM

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by Anonymousreply 4April 20, 2020 11:14 AM

Horrible and fascinating R4

by Anonymousreply 5April 20, 2020 11:23 AM

A pustule and a smooth ass? No thanks on both.

by Anonymousreply 6April 20, 2020 11:26 AM

And this happens because you shave your ass?

by Anonymousreply 7April 20, 2020 11:33 AM

R4 Talked about being ripped a new asshole!

by Anonymousreply 8April 20, 2020 3:05 PM

R7 Correct. The self waxing kit didn't work

by Anonymousreply 9April 20, 2020 5:09 PM

Yeah, OP? Try being me.

by Anonymousreply 10April 20, 2020 5:51 PM

An ingrown hair or hemorrhoids?

by Anonymousreply 11April 20, 2020 7:00 PM

No one’s lifted your caftan in years, OP.

by Anonymousreply 12April 20, 2020 7:12 PM

Epsom salt bath, hot compresses and salicylic acid to draw it out. 100% cotton underwear and wear loose pants. I’d also use Gold Bond powder. Try using facial scrub if you don’t have acid.

by Anonymousreply 13April 20, 2020 7:20 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 14April 20, 2020 7:24 PM

What the guy in the R4 video had was a pilonidal cyst. I had one when I was in high school that had to be lanced. Mine had become so impacted with fluid it was like a golf ball under the skin at the base of my spine and very painful.

by Anonymousreply 15April 20, 2020 7:38 PM

Stop shaving your asshole, OP. You can't see it. And unless your inamorato du hour rims you in less than an hour after you shave, it is going to be awful for him. Like rimming a pun cushion. Really horrible. And now you have this torture. The message could not be stronger. Stop shaving your asshole.

by Anonymousreply 16April 20, 2020 7:44 PM

So fab in R4's video that they shaved the area around the impacted hair so that as this heals, he can be growing 20 more of them. Pay for that beach house somehow!

by Anonymousreply 17April 20, 2020 7:50 PM

Why did you make me watch that??? Kill it....Kill it with Fire!!

by Anonymousreply 18April 20, 2020 7:52 PM

R17 that's not how a pilonidal cyst forms. Shaving that area does not cause a pilonidal cyst.

by Anonymousreply 19April 20, 2020 8:04 PM

If you cannot read any better than that, dear R19, please don't try to correct me. I did not mention a pilondial cyst in my post. Not even once. I wrote about shaving and impacted hairs.

by Anonymousreply 20April 20, 2020 8:08 PM

Hairy holes are hot, quit shaving.

by Anonymousreply 21April 20, 2020 8:17 PM

You seem quite stupid R20. I see there is no need to engage with you any further than that.

by Anonymousreply 22April 20, 2020 8:18 PM
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by Anonymousreply 23April 20, 2020 8:18 PM

F&F THE HOMOPHOBIC GROSS-OUT TROLL.

by Anonymousreply 24April 20, 2020 8:20 PM

TMI, OP. You need Dr Sandra Lee. Maybe she’ll feature you on her TV show.

by Anonymousreply 25April 20, 2020 8:22 PM

OMG, that thing @R4! It was like they put it in a fishing hook at the end! How do so many hairs end up in one tiny area???

by Anonymousreply 26April 20, 2020 8:23 PM

Seconding R13’s suggestions. I had a perianal fistula about five years ago that was agony, and only those measures eased the pain and helped heal the wound.

by Anonymousreply 27April 20, 2020 8:27 PM

Embrace your fur OP. Quit shaving. I hate the plucked prickly chicken look.

by Anonymousreply 28April 20, 2020 8:35 PM

Ew. OP you’re foul

by Anonymousreply 29April 20, 2020 8:38 PM

I have a small bump right on the inside of my asshole. Probably half the size of a pomegranate seed. It has grown over a week. I'm just gonna monitor it.

by Anonymousreply 30April 20, 2020 8:41 PM

ā€œingrown hair the size of a nickel on my assholeā€

OP, your coin slot needs a rest!

by Anonymousreply 31April 20, 2020 8:52 PM

Don’t use the same razor as from your face. If you get ingrown hairs easily, boil a cup of water, dip and ā€œflickā€ the razor in it while shaving to keep it clean. It’s not the hair itself, but bacteria you’re pushing below the skin that’s causing the boil. Wearing tight clothing and synthetic blends can rub sebum and oils into freshly shaved skin causing folliculitis and boils. Keep skin as dry as possible, Gold Bond also makes an aerosol powder spray if you don’t like powder.

by Anonymousreply 32April 20, 2020 8:57 PM

[quote] please don't try to correct me. I did not mention a pilondial cyst in my post. Not even once. I wrote about shaving and impacted hairs.

Yes you did, when you mentioned R4's video which happened to be a Dr LANCING AND CLEANING OUT A PILONIDAL CYST . You actually mentioned the video of the pilonidal cyst being lanced and mentioned that the Dr who removed the pilonidal cyst also shaved the area.

Don't post while you're high on drugs. It makes the rest of us see what an idiot you are

by Anonymousreply 33April 20, 2020 9:18 PM

It may presumptuous of me to assume you are on drugs. You could just be naturally stupid

If that's the case, I'm sorry you are naturally stupid

by Anonymousreply 34April 20, 2020 9:19 PM

R33 you sound like the idiot and a bit mentally off.

by Anonymousreply 35April 20, 2020 9:19 PM

Thanks for nothing OP, you know I was eating.

by Anonymousreply 36April 20, 2020 9:21 PM

R33 thanks for confirming my thoughts on R20's comment.

by Anonymousreply 37April 20, 2020 9:34 PM

Sounds like scat queen OP is trying out some new gross out material.

by Anonymousreply 38April 20, 2020 9:43 PM

Is an ingrown hair REALLY that gross? This is the psychological pressure that convinced me I needed to shave around my anus to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 39April 20, 2020 10:36 PM

What's a nickel?

by Anonymousreply 40April 20, 2020 10:38 PM

R40 Half of a dime. When is this going to go away on its own? It's been two weeks.

by Anonymousreply 41April 20, 2020 10:42 PM

You might want to try putting Vicks VapoRub on it a couple times a day. Really rub it in, then live a gob on top and bandage it.

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by Anonymousreply 42April 21, 2020 2:53 AM

Exactly R31. Hahaha!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 43April 21, 2020 4:01 AM

R42 Thanks I'll try it

by Anonymousreply 44April 21, 2020 4:06 AM

Do not put Vick's on your butthole. It will burn burn burn

by Anonymousreply 45April 21, 2020 4:14 AM

Duct tape a piece of bacon over it.

by Anonymousreply 46April 21, 2020 4:18 AM

Don't worry, OP

Your ass is so fat...

Joel will never notice that little thang

by Anonymousreply 47April 21, 2020 4:55 AM

You'll have to book a video visit doctor's appointment. No doubt it will be unpleasant for you and your doctor.

by Anonymousreply 48April 21, 2020 5:02 AM

R45 It already burns, burns, burns.

by Anonymousreply 49April 21, 2020 5:27 AM

Coronavirus causes ingrown hairs the size of a nickel on one's asshole.

by Anonymousreply 50April 21, 2020 6:32 AM

R50 Lol

by Anonymousreply 51April 21, 2020 6:41 AM

Nip this in the butt, OP.

I'd try R13's method. If that doesn't work, I'd see a doctor right away. From watching R4's video, that's two medical people working on one guy's ass area. (I'm guessing he had local anaesthesia.) Too much to do on your own. Would have to be a pretty good and fearless friend to start digging around, literally, in that area.

Don't let it fester.

by Anonymousreply 52April 21, 2020 6:47 AM

I had one on my inner thigh but now it has turned into a limpodemma. Will I have to go to the Pimple Popper to get rid of it?

by Anonymousreply 53April 21, 2020 7:01 AM

R42 It burns!

by Anonymousreply 54April 21, 2020 1:40 PM
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