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Would You Join Jared Leto’s Cult

He has a big dick remember.

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by Anonymousreply 63June 18, 2020 2:03 AM

Bi-polars gonna bi-polar, even it means taking innocents with them.

by Anonymousreply 1April 18, 2020 10:53 PM

Where is this island? The article fails to say.

by Anonymousreply 2April 18, 2020 10:57 PM

Do I get to blow him to receive the holy jizz?

by Anonymousreply 3April 18, 2020 11:09 PM

Obonjan, Croatia.

by Anonymousreply 4April 18, 2020 11:28 PM

I wish to receive his satanic seed.

by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2020 12:43 AM

#Dickmatized!

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by Anonymousreply 6April 19, 2020 1:01 AM

May I worship his beautiful...

by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2020 1:18 AM

I hate Capricorns. They all have God complexes.

by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2020 1:19 AM

Where's visual proof of this alleged big dick?

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2020 1:22 AM
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by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2020 1:25 AM

Why are the kids’ parents paying for this?

by Anonymousreply 11April 19, 2020 2:16 AM

Croatia is very Catholic and very conservative. They're not going to look kindly on it if there are any fuckups while Jared and his slaves are on one of Croatia's islands. And Croatian jail is not fun.

by Anonymousreply 12April 19, 2020 2:19 AM

A cult centered around Jordan Catalano? No, at this point I'd stick with good ol' Brian Krakow.

by Anonymousreply 13April 19, 2020 3:00 AM

Bow down before my totem.

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by Anonymousreply 14April 19, 2020 3:08 AM

PHUCK yeah.

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by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2020 3:41 AM

Better copy.

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by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2020 3:43 AM

Fucking hell. R10 is hot as fuck. Who may I ask is that tasty dish?

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2020 3:44 AM

Is it rent free??

by Anonymousreply 18April 19, 2020 3:45 AM

R10 is very hot, but also looks as though it will aggravate my TMJ.

by Anonymousreply 19April 19, 2020 4:17 AM

Why is the tip of the foreskin in r14 so red?

by Anonymousreply 20April 19, 2020 10:20 PM

This will end in gunshots. He is one of the creepiest celebrities I have ever seen. And he has charisma so that's not a good mix.

by Anonymousreply 21April 19, 2020 10:27 PM

He was creepy as Jordan Catalano, and he's still creepy a quarter-century later. He's going to end up at the center of a Phil Spector-like criminal investigation at some point, mark my words.

by Anonymousreply 22April 19, 2020 11:32 PM

Hell no! That's for suckers!

by Anonymousreply 23April 19, 2020 11:37 PM

Never trust someone who thinks it's artistry to portray the murderer of John Lennon. Someone who thinks that type of role is worth gaining weight for.

His stupid voice in it sounds like a South Park impression.

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by Anonymousreply 24April 19, 2020 11:40 PM

I think most of us on thread are way too old for him. He likes them young. Really young.

by Anonymousreply 25April 19, 2020 11:41 PM

Old and nasty. Dirty kind of nasty. A shave, haircut and good bath might help with the smell but you would still have old and crazy.

by Anonymousreply 26April 19, 2020 11:44 PM

[quote] I think most of us on thread are way too old for him. He likes them young. Really young.

And female.

by Anonymousreply 27April 19, 2020 11:53 PM

He is bi. Remember Alexis Arquette said they slept together. He looks damn good for his age, I will admit that. But buys into his own hype. He just gives me the creeps.

by Anonymousreply 28April 20, 2020 12:10 AM

He's bi.

by Anonymousreply 29April 20, 2020 12:10 AM

[QUOTE] I think most of us on thread are way too old for him. He likes them young. Really young.

I think he takes joy in experiencing the pain and discomfort that’s felt by young females enduring the girth of his large member as he digs inside of them. It makes him feel powerful.

by Anonymousreply 30April 20, 2020 12:23 AM

Oh pish posh. Any dick can ravish a tiny 5 foot petite virgin teenager, but it takes a real man to satisfy a big Brienne of Tarth build. That's powerful. Even more powerful is straight up fucking a man. That is power.

by Anonymousreply 31April 20, 2020 1:17 AM

I have it on good authority that his dick is very thick, but also very short in length. He has what is often called "a tuna can dick".

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by Anonymousreply 32April 20, 2020 1:38 AM

It certainly doesn’t look “very short.“

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by Anonymousreply 33April 20, 2020 2:00 AM

Best reaction to this video:

"I'm a heterosexual male, but my ovaries were hurting during this video"

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by Anonymousreply 34April 26, 2020 2:30 PM

Crispin Glover is creepier, but Leto is close.

by Anonymousreply 35April 26, 2020 3:14 PM
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by Anonymousreply 36June 17, 2020 10:27 PM

No. It looks boring and stupid.

I am guessing cults are humorless affairs, and I like a good time!

by Anonymousreply 37June 17, 2020 10:33 PM

He kinda looks like Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 38June 17, 2020 10:35 PM

Zero interest in a gorgeous man who does everything he can to make himself look like shit.

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by Anonymousreply 39June 17, 2020 10:35 PM

I would join to suck the cock and then quit and go home

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by Anonymousreply 40June 17, 2020 10:35 PM

He doesn’t need to keep his followers captive. He’s a rock star. They’ll keep coming back.

by Anonymousreply 41June 17, 2020 10:37 PM

His followers all look like chubby young girls. He’s going to get sued someday.

by Anonymousreply 42June 17, 2020 10:38 PM

yes, I would

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by Anonymousreply 43June 17, 2020 10:39 PM

Do I have to wear white? It’s really not flattering.

by Anonymousreply 44June 17, 2020 10:40 PM

No, because from the looks of them, they're all MAGAts...fat and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 45June 17, 2020 10:42 PM

^ turn off MSNBC for five minutes, doll

by Anonymousreply 46June 17, 2020 10:42 PM

Saw 30STM a few years ago at the Forum that was 3/4 filled and it was so fucking boring! It was prerecorded music with Jared and his brother. 80% of the time J was telling the audience to sing. I hate it when "singers" want the crowd to do their job.

by Anonymousreply 47June 17, 2020 10:46 PM

Prices have gone up. Starting at $1649 and going up to “please call.” The level below “please call” is $7,150.

by Anonymousreply 48June 17, 2020 10:49 PM

For someone with such a big dick, he doesn't exactly bulge in a pair of tighty whities

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by Anonymousreply 49June 17, 2020 10:51 PM

Not much from the side either. The flat ass I guess we have to excuse as he lost weight for a role

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by Anonymousreply 50June 17, 2020 10:52 PM

No alcohol or drugs! Not my kind of cult.

by Anonymousreply 51June 17, 2020 11:01 PM

[quote]Zero interest in a gorgeous man who does everything he can to make himself look like shit.

You mean the beard and the caftan? Since otherwise he looks pretty gorgeous for a 48 year old man.

R49/R50, you can't really tell much about those pics. You can easily hide a dick between your legs in those horrid undies. There is a hint of something potentially massive in the sideview pic. I tend to believe the video of him on the stage grabbing a huge schlong but sure it's possible he was pranking people. In this shot you can't even see Terry Richardson's cock in a similar pair and yet we know he's got a rather sizeable one himself.

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by Anonymousreply 52June 17, 2020 11:09 PM

He looks like he stinks. No thank you.

by Anonymousreply 53June 17, 2020 11:13 PM

So, what does he preach?

by Anonymousreply 54June 17, 2020 11:14 PM

[quote]You can easily hide a dick between your legs in those horrid undies

I guess you could, but Leto doesn't exactly strike me as the type who would

by Anonymousreply 55June 18, 2020 1:24 AM

Jordan Catalano started a cult, Angela Chase married hot dick (Dancy), and Rayanne Graff is Allison Joy Courtenay, Countess of Devon! (Ricky is a working actor, Wilson Cruz).

by Anonymousreply 56June 18, 2020 1:33 AM

R55, has he ever flaunted his dick besides on stage? He's a film star and probably knows fully well he'd be known as that beer dick guy if he showed it even only as a vpl. You only have to see what happened with Fassy, presenters made fun of him on stage in award shows. Since Richardson is wearing the same kind of undies it's clear this was a mutual decision.

I just spent 5 minutes explaining why there's no bulge in Jared Leto's undies and I don't even care about the guy, geez. I think it's time to go do something productive, like take a nap.

by Anonymousreply 57June 18, 2020 1:37 AM

*beer can dick

by Anonymousreply 58June 18, 2020 1:38 AM

What a poser and an amateur. Call me when he's making his followers toil day and night to create a color-blind agricultural utopia in a remote South American jungle and then we'll talk.

by Anonymousreply 59June 18, 2020 1:44 AM

It looks like you don't have to shower or bathe in the cult.

by Anonymousreply 60June 18, 2020 1:46 AM

Yes for his cock

by Anonymousreply 61June 18, 2020 1:50 AM

I don't care if he has a big cock or not. He looks ridiculous. I can't believe people buy into his bullshit. Is he trying to be like R.Kelly. But instead underage white girls.

by Anonymousreply 62June 18, 2020 1:59 AM

Is it a cult for white Anime geeks? Looks like it.

by Anonymousreply 63June 18, 2020 2:03 AM
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