Brett Favre goes blond

There's a micropenis dick pic he sent to a NY Jets reporter when he played there floating around aimlessly somewhere through information super highway.

He needs to shut up and give me some goddamn Vicodin.

Hardly a micropenis, unless one is so stretched and prolapsed that even a Hummer wouldn't satisfy that gaping maw.

Granted, for as big and strapping as Brett is/was, we expected bigger....

In case we forgot what it looked like:

Damn, I'd hop on that!

I think that Favre looks handsome with the blond hair, and his cock is just the right size.

Yuck..

The carpet no longer matches the drapes.