Connor Jessup and Miles Heizer (part 12)

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Miles needs to be away from bad influences, so they should settle down in Toronto.

Miss Miles will get bored in Toronto though.

Not with Connor and the pups!

Is Mae Miles' twelve step sponsor?

sex. tape.

Miles is a working girl. She won’t move to Toronto unless she books a role on a show that’s filmed there.

New small story on Connor. He says he’s writing the script for his first feature.

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He should write a starring role for Miles

Hire me, Connor!

Let's write an outline for Connor's feature script.

Green nails 💅🏻

r12 Miles and Connor play virginal Seminarians who are hit on by so many priests that they go on the run and hide out in at Camp DL, a nudist camp for extremely online older gay men. There they learn lessons of tolerance and giving that last them both a lifetime.

They should play nudists for sure, get to work Connor!

We need a cameo of Crouton and Girl

But do the extremly online gay men even look up from their phones/computers to behold Connor and Miles in the flesh?

[Quote] We need a cameo of Crouton and Girl

After the End Credits, preferably.

r17 Yes. Then it cuts to a scene of someone named Muriel who's frantic because all the traffic on her website just disappeared.

[quote] He should write a starring role for Miles

Miles already has a lead role in all of the sex footage Connor has saved on his phone.

Is any of you a hacker? 🤔

He reminds me a bit of a Pacey era Joshua Jackson in the picture at R13

Connor is not a potato face. How dare you!

R23 Yam then?

Josh Jackson is hot.

R25 Have you seen him in his tightey whiteys in Little Fires Everywhere?

Haha, I said a bit R23 Only in certain photos.

Connor has begun making his way through the Ben Whishaw filmography.

New pic from Miles:

I could stare at Miles for days.

R28 Ben is such a good actor. He met his husband Mark Bradshaw on the set of Bright Star.

Someone in a past thread was saying that Miles’ nose reminds him of Ben Whishaw, so it’s funny that Ben is Connor’s celebrity crush.

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It's surprising how many twinks are fans of Ben Whishaw.

R34 that Rick Garcia is hot.

We all know Connor spends his nights watching Miles' private homemade porn filmography. Such a film geek!

R36 Crouton, you're not supposed to spill the dirt!

R32 it was me. so connor and i like men with the same type of nose but it's not only the nose kink because Ben Whishaw has been my crush for so long either.

Also, I prefer to have Whishaw as Connor's inspiration about being an actor or a director rather than fellow Canadian strictly top pedo Xavier Dolan.

Whishaw is an amazing actor but I always want to feed him a cheeseburger.

R40 I would say Miles needs a cheeseburger too but his arms are looking nice in R29.

R41 He needs to be careful His double chin is starting to show. I think he might need to visit his plastic surgeon again.

R42 Is that you again, Crouton?

Crouton is a gossipy bitch!

🥰

Enjoy this gem (@fanboyheizer on instagram), with love from a gossipy bitch

That. Is Perfectly Awful.

Miles posted

Miles posted. He’s celebrating his mom’s 50th birthday with his sister.

I like her '60s hair. Her left eye looks sinister, though.

Miles looks so much like her, much more than his sister does. They have the same facial expression there too.

Oh look they all have Miles' old nose!

Bday gal

I wonder if Miles becomes tabloid famous, will his father come out of the woodwork?

The sister has a resemblance but she doesn't serve the sphinx expression Miles and his mother often do.

R54 Miles has been making significant money for years with no hint of a father in the picture, so why would he suddenly show up now? The RuPaul podcast was the first and only time Miles has ever mentioned him.

Miles’ sister is 29, which means Miles’ mom had her first kid at 21.

[Quote] Miles has been making significant money for years with no hint of a father in the picture, so why would he suddenly show up now?

Because there are different levels of fame? Miles isn't a name to the average man on the street.

So does this mean that Miles calls Connor daddy in bed..?

Miles hasn’t really shown any classic signs of having daddy issues. All of his boyfriends have been his age.

Is Connor officially Miles' longest relationship? That we know of anyway

Not longest, no.

R61 Yes... and it looks like they’ll be celebrating their 2 year anniversary in different countries. 💔

R58 If an absentee father isn’t coming out of the woodwork when the money starts rolling in, he’s not showing up.

I wouldn't wish a Rihanna/Markle type father on Miles, but at his level of fame, I'd say it's still to early to say.

I wonder if his mother is a frontline worker in healthcare or maybe she's more in the education side.

R54: I doubt it. He has money and the father didn't appear (and generally is money what a parent want when it appears out of the blue when his son became famous). And second, Miles (and neither Connor) seems interested in that kind of fame.

Of course a big hit can put you there, but unless you work for it and really want to be there, tabloids stop being interested in you after a while

I don't think it's much of a step from Locke & Key to a superhero franchise.

R68 I actually think Connor would be perfect for something like that. He has the acting chops and he’s spent his whole career doing fantasy/sci fi. I just hope he doesn’t eventually fall into something trashy like those terrible Greg Berlanti CW shows.

Connor has recently followed SO many art/design Instagram accounts. I wonder if Miles has really influenced him or if maybe he’s shopping for a nice birthday gift for Miles.

I’m enjoying imagining Connor’s ass in Spandex.

R71 He doesn’t have an ass.

He has an ass among his followers.

R72 Connor has an ass that's perfectly respectable, but he hasn't really shown it in any roles other than Crazy House:

R74 He needs to take a page out of Miles’ book and prioritize squats.

Connor could order a GHR machine, along with some kettlebells and bands. A much flatter learning curve than squats and just as effective.

Neither one has an ass.

This is an ass.

Plot twist: They’re both tops.

R78 Miles? A top?

R77 = Blake Knight, flaunting his prize possession

[quote] Plot twist: They’re both tops.

I find surprising that people still thing every fucking stereotype match real life. I could understand that from heteros, but gays should known better

I don't know... apps confirm a lot of stereo types.

*stereotypes

I’m surprised screengrabs of Connor’s Grindr profile never floated around, given that he was definitely online dating in Toronto (people saw him on Tinder).

He probably didn't put a pic up.

I think Miles and Connor were meant to be together. Isn't there some kind of unofficial exception they could make at the border for couples who are actually in love and are famous?

Weren't they together for weeks before Miles returned to the US? They have sufficient.

Rare footage of Miles smiling!

r88 There's no such thing as sufficient.

Smiley Miley! 🥺

R89 Connor liked it.

I haven't seen the Brandon Liked It Troll in a while.

R93 There’s nothing for Brandon to like, Connor has gone silent. :/

Brandon only likes Connor's posts but not Miles'? Shady ape.

20 year-old Connor looking dreamy during the filming of Closet Monster:

Miles and his sister certainly have an... interesting relationship.

R97 They’re from the south. Completely normal.

R97, she has good taste

Connor liked this.

Could Connor, Miles or Brandon play the Kathleen Byron role in a gay remake?

R96 Is it just me or has Connor gained weight?

Who hasn't by 25?

R103 Miles is still skinny.

Miles has added mass.

Connor is going to look like Orson Wells in a couple of years, he already has a huge gut.

He looks better with a bit of weight on him. Maybe he'll stop playing teenagers (other than on Locke & Key) from now on.

He should play teenagers as long as he can. It's trickier to get hired as the "sensitive" adult, and those kind of parts are smaller and less central than sensitive teens.

R106 What new photos do you have access to that show him with a “huge gut”? He’s never been fat.

Not to worry. Connor can always get the fat transferred to his butt.

Connor is a skinny legend just like me!

R108: Connor can act, he won't rely on his looks to get roles

It wasn't a comment about looks. Connor's quality as an actor isn't hugely in demand outside of teen roles. He and the showrunners admitted that the character in Locke & Key was more of a meathead but Connor's innate quality made the character more of a sensitive type.

I like overfeeding my man!! 🍪🍪🍪

Isn't Connor's producing partner zaftig? Mit hips?

R114 Damn you Ashley

Miles and Connor aren’t going to be spending either of their birthdays together this year. 💔

Connor's not fat, you jerks! He's expecting.

Someone joked (I think it was a joke) about Connor playing Meat Loaf in a biopic, he'd actually be perfect, but he'll get much fatter for the role and then probably never really lose it. His father's an utterly typical big fat Scottish-heritage Canadian (they are EVERYWHERE in this country), so that's probably Connor's fate anyway.

No worries. Netflix will force Connor to lose weight when filming starts. They are not paying him to be fat!

Brenda keeps it tight and right.

r120 well if he's going to play Meat Loaf, he's going to have to at least wear a fat suit, Meat Loaf has always been at least chubby if not outright fat.

Brenda is so clearly one of those divorced wine moms who spends all of her time at hot yoga and at happy hour with the girls.

Brenda's active even when drankin'.

R124 Look how Alpha she looks in that flock of fraus! Brenda is a top!

I see a young Capote biopic in his future.

Connor’s latest IG story. “Before I was gay...”

Part 2... what happens when you force a gayling to take up sports

Brenda posted an Earth Day IG story that proves Connor has truly always been insufferable

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"He quotes Mother Theresa."

Insufferable?

I'd take someone who was like that as a kid over the hottest stone cold psychopath bitch any day, evil sluts. Any day.

[Quote] the hottest stone cold psychopath bitch any day, evil sluts.

At least you think I'm hot.

Article confirms Connor’s whole rich kid vibe... the all-boys independent private school he went to costs $27,000 a year.

And he was asking for 7k to go to the Arctic. That's how the rich stay rich.

Oh absolutely Connor is that sheltered rich kid, he's textbook Canadian white upper-middle class, I grew up in that milieu (west coast, though), went to similar schools and the boys were all either incredibly sheltered, basically sweet but naive do-gooders (and a bit narcissistic and holier than thou about it), or they were evil psychopath rakes, not many normal kids in that crowd.

Connor's dick tastes so rich!

Connor should start to work out because he's getting fat.

lol at the article and the fact that Brenda was posting it with pride. Just shows that even the do-gooder rich people are truly out of touch. Having her rich son ask other people for money so that he can go on a 7000,- experience trip to the Arctic and then thinking that's some sort of environmental activism lol

Don't you say anything bad about Brenda. She's a PFLAG Mom and PFLAG Moms are the best!

r139 Canada in a nutshell. Brenda and Connor represent major archetypes here. To use one of their terms, they tend to be a bit "problematic".

Well they definitely “raised the money” (read: his parents cut a check) because he ended up going:

Connor loves the cold. Canada, the Arctic, Miles.

[Quote] Connor loves the cold.

And lately: Ice cream.

He's probably getting fat in readiness to play Meat Loaf, who during his career has ranged from "quite chubby" to "holy shit he's fucking *fat*!!"

Fat? More like...FAB!

That dog could lose a few.

Is there a new "Connor is fat" troll?

R148 The “Connor is fat” troll was clearly rejected by either Connor or Miles and is now waging an online bullying campaign out of jealousy.

Connor has a fat....cock 🥰

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[quote]Connor has a fat....cock

Plus a capacious and rapacious bussy

Connor just posted an IG story of his favorite girl. It seems Miles is sending him new photos hourly.

Miles and Connor are an old married lesbian couple.

Them lips

They definitely Facetime for hours daily. I’m sure their international phone bill charges are through the roof.

R156 They use the internet to communicate... It's all just data. There's no international phone bill involved.

Is Connor cut or uncut?

Also, most carriers now have plans that include all of North America, so even if they are on a traditional phone call, there aren't going to be international charges.

Connor thirsting over young Ian McKellen, who funnily enough looks related to his other crush Ben Whishaw.

He has a thing for gaunt British thespians.

Considering his thing for Asian men, and for Miles, we can safely guess that Connor likes skinny, twinky looking guys.

[Quote] Considering his thing for Asian men

[Quote] we can safely guess that Connor likes skinny, twinky looking guys.

I meant that time when Connor seemed to be exclusively hanging out with Asian guys, when people on here were calling him a rice queen.. Those guys were all skinny

This is so beautiful!

New thread happening here...