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Let's be a James Bond film!

I'll be Roger Moore's hairspray

by Anonymousreply 21905/24/2020

I’m shaken not stirred.

by Anonymousreply 104/15/2020

I’m pussy galore.

by Anonymousreply 204/15/2020

I’m Felix Leiter, the only prominent black man character other than Honor.

by Anonymousreply 304/15/2020

I'm Sean Connery's toupee

by Anonymousreply 404/15/2020

I'm Caroline Cossey.

by Anonymousreply 504/15/2020

I'm the dubbed voice of the Bond girl

by Anonymousreply 604/15/2020

I'm the Bond girls who manage to give even little gaylings boners.

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by Anonymousreply 704/15/2020

[Quote] even little gaylings

They do say I look younger than my age but you flatter me.

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by Anonymousreply 804/15/2020

The stylish intro and theme song—wonderfully paid homage to here by Scissor Sisters.

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by Anonymousreply 904/15/2020

I'm Tom Jones, passed out in a recording studio from holding the final note of "Thunderball."

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by Anonymousreply 1004/15/2020

I'm Goldfingaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

by Anonymousreply 1104/15/2020

I'm the Ken Adams sets.

by Anonymousreply 1204/15/2020

I'm the slide whistle in The Man With the Golden Gun

by Anonymousreply 1304/15/2020

I'm Lynn-Holly Johnson, who skates.

by Anonymousreply 1404/15/2020

I'm Jill Bennett, who eats corn on the cob.

by Anonymousreply 1504/15/2020

I am the bridge that opens over a piranha-filled indoor pool. I open whenever a henchperson that failed walks over me.

by Anonymousreply 1604/15/2020

I am a witty bon mot delivered after a villain has just been violently dispatched.

by Anonymousreply 1704/15/2020

Ohh... JAMES

by Anonymousreply 1804/15/2020

I'm an instantly recognizable world-famous landmark, like the Eiffel Tower or the Golden Gate Bridge or the Taj Mahal. The producers during the Roger Moore era think you as viewers are so incredibly stupid you will not understand the setting has moved to a foreign country unless action takes place on or in me.

by Anonymousreply 1904/15/2020

I'm the evil physically deformed (or worse, openly gay) henchman, skulking in the corner waiting to kill Bond after he has killed the main villain and is just about to unwind with the girl.

by Anonymousreply 2004/15/2020

I'm the beautiful girl imaginatively killed in the first reel to set the plot in motion.

by Anonymousreply 2104/15/2020

I'm the love interest who is 25 years younger than a pushing 60 Roger Moore

by Anonymousreply 2204/16/2020

35 years younger!

by Anonymousreply 2304/16/2020

I am the double-entendre in the names of many female leads: Honey Ryder, Pussy Galore, Kissy Suzuki, Plenty O'Toole, Mary Goodnight, Chew Mee.

I also word play the heroine's allegiances - Vesper Lind ~ West Berlin.

by Anonymousreply 2404/16/2020

I'm the oddly always there in the nick of time RAF bomber dropping an inflatable dinghy down so 007 and the latest Bond girl can climb into it as the villain's island empire explodes, killing everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 2505/08/2020

I’m Christmas. Which James thought only comes once a year.

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by Anonymousreply 2605/08/2020

[quote] I'm the beautiful girl imaginatively killed in the first reel to set the plot in motion.

I am the spectacular first reel which never, evah, has anything to do with the plot of the movie.

by Anonymousreply 2705/08/2020

I'm Jaws, one of the villains in The Spy Who Loved Me, who was huge and had metal teeth. I was supposed to be killed off at the end of that movie. The producers loved me so much I was also in Moonraker. Then I was dropped and never appeared in a Bond film again.

by Anonymousreply 2805/08/2020

I'm Aston Martin, OG of aggressive product placement.

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by Anonymousreply 2905/08/2020

I'm the almost but never quite naked women onscreen as the opening song and titles roll, usually writhing like eels in water.

by Anonymousreply 3005/08/2020

I'm the immaculately tailored suits 007 wears.

by Anonymousreply 3105/08/2020

I'm the fussy James Bond of the books transformed into super macho 007 of the movies.

by Anonymousreply 3205/08/2020

I'm the Bahamas: I've featured in Thunderball, Casino Royale, and underwater scenes for Moonraker, The Spy Who Loved Me, and For Your Eyes Only.

I almost snagged Dr. No, too, but fuck it they went for Jamaica.

by Anonymousreply 3305/08/2020

I'm all of Barbara Carrera's outfits in Never Say Never Again.

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by Anonymousreply 3405/08/2020

I'm the mad motorcycle ride that appears in every single Bond film.

by Anonymousreply 3505/08/2020

I'm those nifty phallic silencers the bad guys use.

by Anonymousreply 3605/08/2020

I'm Pussy Galore's lesbianism! I'll be cured when James' rapes me.

by Anonymousreply 3705/08/2020

I'm the hat 007 throws onto the hatstand with unerring accuracy whenever he comes in to meet with M.

by Anonymousreply 3805/08/2020

I'm Moneypenny.

James ruined my life.

I don't care - it was worth the price.

by Anonymousreply 3905/08/2020

I’m the worst theme song, The Man With The Golden Gun, by Lulu.

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by Anonymousreply 4005/08/2020

I'm Richard Madden, hoping I won't have to drop my twink "friends" when I'm cast as the next Bond

by Anonymousreply 4105/08/2020

I’m Sheena Easton the only singer to appear in the opening credits.

by Anonymousreply 4205/08/2020

R41 Madden was previously in a relationship with English actress Jenna Coleman. As of May 2019, Madden split his time between his residence in London and Los Angeles. When asked about his private life during a New York Times interview, Madden stated: "I just keep my personal life personal."

Cocksucker.

by Anonymousreply 4305/08/2020

R43 - Right, and Bradley Cooper was previously in a relationship with model Irina Shayk, with whom he has a child. And Jeremy Renner also has a child with a former . . . woman.

by Anonymousreply 4405/09/2020

Amazing that a Bond thread is struggling at 45 replies.

by Anonymousreply 4505/09/2020

Could this spell the end for Bond? The struggling 25 or whatever it's called will be released in 2021 if they're lucky, with the title actor getting longer and longer in the tooth and sick and tired of the role. Will the next one be James Norton? Or Aidan Turner? Or we've stopped playing that game?

After capitalism is dead, can James Bond still exist? Perhaps as a period piece?

by Anonymousreply 4605/09/2020

I'm the other pussy - the cat that's oh-so-gently stroked by the villain.

by Anonymousreply 4705/09/2020

I'm the ski chase!

by Anonymousreply 4805/09/2020

I'm Bambi. Me and Thumper kicked the shit out of Sean Connery in Diamonds Are Forever.

by Anonymousreply 4905/09/2020

I'm the piranhas that ate Helga Brandt

by Anonymousreply 5005/09/2020

I'm Oddjob. Want to try on my bowler?

by Anonymousreply 5105/10/2020

I'm the salad Stromberg falls into after Bond shoots him.

by Anonymousreply 5205/10/2020

I'm the Bond almost nobody remembers.

by Anonymousreply 5305/10/2020

I'm the other one.

by Anonymousreply 5405/10/2020

I'm Alotta Fagina

by Anonymousreply 5505/10/2020

I'm Richard Madden impatient for the aborted announcement of my ascension to the role if not for COVID 19.

by Anonymousreply 5605/10/2020

I'm Zorin's blimp

by Anonymousreply 5705/10/2020

I'm Sheriff Jay Dubya Peppah boy

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by Anonymousreply 5805/10/2020

I'm legendary TV STAR Deirdre Hall, still seething that DOOL didn't let me have time off to STAR in Moonraker!

by Anonymousreply 5905/10/2020

I'm the BEST theme song: "Goldfing-errrrrr"

by Anonymousreply 6005/10/2020

I'm Teehee's chicken!

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by Anonymousreply 6105/10/2020

I’m chlamydia. I never appear onscreen, but I’m a true franchise player.

by Anonymousreply 6205/10/2020

I'm the seven James Bonds at Casino Royale

by Anonymousreply 6305/10/2020

I'm George Lazenby, the one everyone forgot.

by Anonymousreply 6405/10/2020

I'm Charles Gray. My appearances as a Bond villain predate my career high of playing the Criminologist in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." In most circles, I'm now just known as "the guy with no fucking neck."

by Anonymousreply 6505/10/2020

I'm the laser that's heading for Sean Connery's genitalia as he's tied down on the table.

by Anonymousreply 6605/10/2020

I'm Rosa Kleb - I actually took a scene away from Connery and that Russian babe as I slid down the wall to my death in "From Russia with Love".

by Anonymousreply 6705/10/2020

I'm the Ban-Roll waistband on Roger Moore's sexy polyester pants.

by Anonymousreply 6805/10/2020

I'm the theme song that's a third-rate version of "Goldfinger".

by Anonymousreply 6905/10/2020

I'm Sean Connery's chest hair and treasure trail that leads to an obvious bushy bush.

by Anonymousreply 7005/10/2020

I'm the fabergé egg in Octopussy.

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by Anonymousreply 7105/10/2020

R64- apparently you forgot I posted essentially the same thing @ R53

by Anonymousreply 7205/10/2020

I'm Pola Ivanova's... Tchaikovsky!

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by Anonymousreply 7305/10/2020

I'm Drax's chateau in California, transported brick by brick from France.

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by Anonymousreply 7405/10/2020

I'm Drax's chateau in California, transported brick by brick from France.

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by Anonymousreply 7505/10/2020

I'm Charles Gray, who has the singular honour of having played both a Bond villain (Blofeld in "Diamonds are Forever") and a Bond good guy (Henderson, retired MK-6 agent killed off in an early scene in "You Only Live Twice").

by Anonymousreply 7605/11/2020

I'm figure skating: the only sport or area of knowledge that 007 seems never to have mastered.

by Anonymousreply 7705/11/2020

I'm Nancy Sinatra, totally out of her depth in the title song of "You Only Live Twice" and barely making it through the music with her voice in one piece.

by Anonymousreply 7805/11/2020

I'm the invincible Boris Grishenko.

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by Anonymousreply 7905/11/2020

^*^^*MI-6, of course, not MI-K

by Anonymousreply 8005/11/2020

I'm Caroline Cossey. I was an extra in For Your Eyes as a poolside bikini girl.

When I'm outed as trans, Roger Moore will be quoted as saying he was disgusted for having to share a scene with me. When it's later revealed that we never had a scene together, he'll recant his original statement and claim he was misquoted.

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by Anonymousreply 8105/11/2020

I'm all the actresses screeching about feminism who would nevertheless have leapt at a chance to be a Bond Girl.

by Anonymousreply 8205/11/2020

I'm Verity

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by Anonymousreply 8305/11/2020

I'm the BEST theme song from a movie that has finally come to be respected by fans.

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by Anonymousreply 8405/11/2020

I'm the Look of Lurve

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by Anonymousreply 8505/11/2020

I'm John Barry, the heart and soul of James Bond.

When Shirley Bassey asked me what to picture when singing Diamonds Are Forever, I said to her in my deep Yorkshire brogue "It's about cock."

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by Anonymousreply 8605/11/2020

I'm Mischka and Grischka

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by Anonymousreply 8705/11/2020

Here I am at 76 blowing the roof off the Oscars - still have the range, darling

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by Anonymousreply 8805/11/2020

I'm a gassy Dr. Kananga

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by Anonymousreply 8905/11/2020

I am a martini - shaken, not stirred🍸

by Anonymousreply 9005/11/2020

I am

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by Anonymousreply 9105/11/2020

I'm the 2,600 pairs of shoes for elephants that were made for an unfilmed elephant stampede in The Man with the Golden Gun.

by Anonymousreply 9205/11/2020

I'm the actor cast as 007 in 2022. I'm a black lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 9305/11/2020

I'm the "black lesbian" who was cast as "007"

I'm not actually playing James Bond, but try telling that to the reactionary fanboys!

by Anonymousreply 9405/11/2020

I'm the assistant who has to make sure Sean's cock isn't presented in an obscene way.

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by Anonymousreply 9505/11/2020

I'm the starlet fingering my giant clam

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by Anonymousreply 9605/12/2020

...and showing off my perfect beach hair

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by Anonymousreply 9705/12/2020

I'm Roger Moore's plastic surgeon, retiring a rich man.

by Anonymousreply 9805/12/2020

I'm the gay villain about to provide a cheap comic death, because I just love to get my ass busted by Bond

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by Anonymousreply 9905/12/2020

I'm Roger Moore's bland, hairless torso, failing to inspire a new generation of young gaylings as Mr. Connery's did.

by Anonymousreply 10005/12/2020

I'm the effete Ian Flemming creating a hero incomprehensibly based on himself.

by Anonymousreply 10105/12/2020

That's "Fleming" to you, sirrah, mind the spelling, and don't be fooled by the fey British persona so many posh boys exhibit- not "incomprehensible" at all:

"Educated at Eton, Sandhurst and, briefly, the universities of Munich and Geneva, Fleming moved through several jobs before he started writing.

While working for Britain's Naval Intelligence Division during the Second World War, Fleming was involved in planning Operation Goldeneye and in the planning and oversight of two intelligence units, 30 Assault Unit and T-Force. His wartime service and his career as a journalist provided much of the background, detail and depth of the James Bond novels."

by Anonymousreply 10205/12/2020

R95 for the win, just for providing the photo.

by Anonymousreply 10305/12/2020

^ I am the people who have never read Fleming's books, so they bizarrely suggest guys like Vin Diesel and Jason Statham should be the next Bond

by Anonymousreply 10405/12/2020

I'm May Day's day at the races outfit.

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by Anonymousreply 10505/12/2020

I'm Scaramanga's third nipple.

by Anonymousreply 10605/12/2020

I am the metal ball used to torture Bond in Casino Royale. I get so close to his scrotum, hit and swing back!

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by Anonymousreply 10705/12/2020

I'm Alice Cooper's unused Man With the Golden Gun theme.

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by Anonymousreply 10805/12/2020

I am the komodo dragon in Skyfall.

by Anonymousreply 10905/12/2020

^ I kind of like it

by Anonymousreply 11005/12/2020

I'm the rejected For Your Eyes Only theme by Blondie

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by Anonymousreply 11105/12/2020

I'm the straight flush that won the poker game.

by Anonymousreply 11205/13/2020

I'm the Venetian glasswares museum from Moonraker.

by Anonymousreply 11305/13/2020

I am the belt buckle on Ursula's white bikini!

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by Anonymousreply 11405/13/2020

I'm Melina's crossbow.

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by Anonymousreply 11505/13/2020

I am Gert Froebe as Goldfinger, with his heavy Saxon accent. BTW he used to live in his last years in the small town, where I live and his grave is in another small town close to me. He did not like our local cemetery...

by Anonymousreply 11605/13/2020

I'm the James Bond Spectacular performed at the 1982 Oscars.

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by Anonymousreply 11705/13/2020

I'm the succession of toupees Connery wore as time took its merciless toll on my hairline.

by Anonymousreply 11805/13/2020

I'm Q, tired of Bond fucking up my inventions.

by Anonymousreply 11905/13/2020

I'm M, and if you ever utter what that stands for, I'll have you killed.

by Anonymousreply 12005/13/2020

I'm Ben Whishaw, making more money as Q than I'll ever make doing indie films. Shakespeare at the NT, and onstage in the West End.

by Anonymousreply 12105/13/2020

I'm the transgender Bond girl in For Your Eyes Only.

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by Anonymousreply 12205/13/2020

I'm Casino Royale, psyching the audience out 10 minutes in after they thought they wouldn't get a famous "gun barrel opening" from the new Blond Bond.

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by Anonymousreply 12305/14/2020

I'm the unloved step-child that's "Never Say Never" which fans and Bond producers insist doesn't belong in the original Bond franchise line-up. I'm basically Tiffany Trump!

by Anonymousreply 12405/14/2020

I'm Siouxsie's Here Comes That Day which is better suited for James Bond 007: Casino Royale than what was picked as Bond song.

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by Anonymousreply 12505/14/2020

I'm the fantastic Pop Art opening titles of the Craig "Casino Royale".

by Anonymousreply 12605/14/2020

I'm Goldeneye by Tina Turner, the last truly great Bond theme.

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by Anonymousreply 12705/14/2020

I'm sweet... like money!

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by Anonymousreply 12805/14/2020

I'm Dr. No's tungsten arm.

You don't want me giving you a hand-job.

by Anonymousreply 12905/15/2020

I'm the original title of Licence to Kill.

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by Anonymousreply 13005/15/2020

I'm Klaus Hergersheimer, G section... checking radiation shields.

by Anonymousreply 13105/15/2020

I'm this cutie from License to Kill.

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by Anonymousreply 13205/15/2020

I'm Commie France singing Golddinger

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by Anonymousreply 13305/15/2020

That was laughable, r133. And nothing to do with an actual Bond film.

by Anonymousreply 13405/15/2020

I'm Rita Coolidge!

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by Anonymousreply 13505/15/2020

Cars

by Anonymousreply 13605/15/2020

I'm Timothy Dalton, hooking up with r132's guy behind the scenes

by Anonymousreply 13705/15/2020

I'm Benicio Del Toro, jealous the star isn't letting ME blow him!

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by Anonymousreply 13805/15/2020

Hey R134 You got something against Connie Francis?

by Anonymousreply 13905/15/2020

Who hasn't?

by Anonymousreply 14005/15/2020

I'm Dolly the hideous monster who fell in love with Jaws. Imagine, a girl with pigtails AND glasses in a Bond film???

What. A. BEAST!

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by Anonymousreply 14105/15/2020

r141. I liked her. I could always see her beauty behind the glasses. I liked the idea two Outsiders connecting. It was the Anti Bond 007 idea.

by Anonymousreply 14205/15/2020

Connie...the very best!

by Anonymousreply 14305/15/2020

Ignore the Connie Francis troll. It just escaped from the nursing home and found some wi-fi.

by Anonymousreply 14405/15/2020

I'm the big hairy spider who got to crawl all over Sean Connery's naked body.

by Anonymousreply 14505/15/2020

I'm the very expensive, exquisitely tailored "Suits by BRIONI".

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by Anonymousreply 14605/15/2020

I'm Oddjob. Am I a stereotype?

by Anonymousreply 14705/16/2020

I'm the Russian shits chasing Bond. We're wearing black jumpsuits with yellow piping.

by Anonymousreply 14805/16/2020

I'm the driving instructor who had to teach Craig to drive a standard shift before he was allowed to handle that Aston Martin.

by Anonymousreply 14905/16/2020

I'm the money - every penny of it.

by Anonymousreply 15005/16/2020

I'M THE OUT OF CONTROL fast moving massage table machine that had 007 tied down and naked on his stomach moving back and forth back and forth furiously and YOU KNOW i masturbated him with my motion and gave him a mindblowing orgasm and had him shooting his load on my leather surface before he was rescued..

by Anonymousreply 15105/16/2020

I'm Helen Lawson. I turned down every leading Bond Girl role that came my way, from Dr. No onward. When I finally agreed to take part in a Bond picture, I lost out to Tanya Roberts. Cubby said I was simply too young for the part.

by Anonymousreply 15205/16/2020

I'm Telly Savalas and I killed James Bond's wife.

by Anonymousreply 15305/16/2020

I'm Roger Moore's hideous banana-coloured ski suit from The Spy Who Loved Me.

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by Anonymousreply 15405/16/2020

I'm the cello from Living Daylights.

by Anonymousreply 15505/16/2020

I'm Sylvia's trench

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by Anonymousreply 15605/16/2020

I'm the shadow of the villain's helicopters on the hillsides/

by Anonymousreply 15705/16/2020

R156 - You know she died a couple of year ago at NINETY! Stage name Eunice Gayson. She could sing, and initially trained as an opera singer.. But, see this:

"Gayson had initially been cast in Dr. No as Miss Moneypenny, M's secretary, while the actress who played Moneypenny, Lois Maxwell, had been cast as Sylvia Trench. However, Maxwell found the Trench character too immodest, and their roles were switched."

by Anonymousreply 15805/16/2020

I'm the obvious dubbing on some of the Bond girls

by Anonymousreply 15905/16/2020

I'm the gypsy catfight in From Russia with Love

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by Anonymousreply 16005/16/2020

I'm Gert Fröbe's gold cock ring.

by Anonymousreply 16105/16/2020

They killed off M.

License to a Vicarious Thrill

by Anonymousreply 16205/16/2020

I'm Largo's eyepatch!

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by Anonymousreply 16305/17/2020

I am the metal teeth of Jaws:

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by Anonymousreply 16405/17/2020

I'm the dog taking a piss in Thunderball.

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by Anonymousreply 16505/17/2020

I'm Blofeld's space-capsule-swallowing rocket.

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by Anonymousreply 16605/17/2020

I'm the birds that don't nest in a barren tree.

by Anonymousreply 16705/17/2020

I'm a SPECTRE ring.

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by Anonymousreply 16805/17/2020

I'm the Van Halen-ish, whammy-bar-heavy guitar screams in John Barry's action theme in for A View to a Kill.

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by Anonymousreply 16905/17/2020

I'm Zambora the Gorilla Girl

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by Anonymousreply 17005/17/2020

I'm the World Bond has to save from total destruction in every damned film

by Anonymousreply 17105/17/2020

I'm Necros. I love Chrissie Hynde!

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by Anonymousreply 17205/17/2020

I'm the popular shark tank, which has been featured in 3 films. Sadly, none with my sharks had fucking lasers mounted on their heads:

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by Anonymousreply 17305/17/2020

I'm Blofeld's lipstick.

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by Anonymousreply 17405/17/2020

I'm Largo's shocking video game.

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by Anonymousreply 17505/17/2020

I'm Frau Hoffner

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by Anonymousreply 17605/17/2020

I know what Christmas trees need to grow.

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by Anonymousreply 17705/18/2020

R172... loved me some Necros... like when he struts out of the pool in his blue speedo! oh yeah...

and perhaps my favorite bond song of all time "if there was a man" by chrissie!...

just 2 reasons to watch "the living daylights" again and again..

by Anonymousreply 17805/18/2020

I'm the soul version of the theme song Live And Let Die which got bumped for McCartney's own version.

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by Anonymousreply 17905/18/2020

I am a blue Grigio Perla swimsuit, and would not look good on you, even if I were still available. Bwaaa ha ha!

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by Anonymousreply 18005/18/2020

I'm the vintage Rolex watches which once sold for $1000 to $2000 but now sell for tens of thousands simply because I appeared in these movies.

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by Anonymousreply 18105/18/2020

I'm Felix Leitner. By the time I send this comment someone else is playing me.

by Anonymousreply 18205/18/2020

I'm the person who thinks Casino Royale (1967) is a funny, coherent film.

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by Anonymousreply 18305/18/2020

I'm 009 dressed as a clown in the nightmarish opening to Octopussy.

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by Anonymousreply 18405/18/2020

I'm Mr. Whisper's Wild Ride.

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by Anonymousreply 18505/18/2020

I am Fatima Blush, in my very 1983 au courant pirate couture:

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by Anonymousreply 18605/18/2020

I'm Le Chiffre's bloody tears.

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by Anonymousreply 18705/18/2020

R187 - I'm Le Chiffre's lips, a far more interesting part of Mr Madsen's face.

Come and get 'em.

(Especially as 007 hasn't got any to speak of.)

by Anonymousreply 18805/18/2020

50 years on, still got it

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by Anonymousreply 18905/19/2020

I'm Xenia Onatopp's killer thighs.

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by Anonymousreply 19005/19/2020

I'm Carver's sea drill.

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by Anonymousreply 19105/19/2020

I am Richard Madden.

The NEXT James Bond!

by Anonymousreply 19205/19/2020

I'm the woman who just needs James to slap me around to put me in my place to realize he's all the man I need.

by Anonymousreply 19305/20/2020

I'm the bystander going about my day when a car/bus/tank/boat/motorcycle/horse/ski/hovercraft chase whizzes by.

by Anonymousreply 19405/20/2020

R92 - "I am Richard Madden.

The NEXT James Bond!"

And I am Carmen Miranda.

by Anonymousreply 19505/20/2020

I'm the Gustav Gays

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by Anonymousreply 19605/20/2020

I'm James' urine which incapacitates his assassin.

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by Anonymousreply 19705/20/2020

I'm Stromberg's webbed hands.

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by Anonymousreply 19805/21/2020

I'm " a slight stiffness..."

by Anonymousreply 19905/21/2020

I'm the building that sinks in Casino Royale.

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by Anonymousreply 20005/21/2020

I'm the infamous double-taking pigeon.

by Anonymousreply 20105/21/2020

I'm Sean Connery's brother Neil, star of Operation Double 007

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by Anonymousreply 20205/21/2020

I'm the Biretta 007 keeps trying to retain for use in the field, to Q's consternation.

by Anonymousreply 20305/22/2020

I'm Q, continually wracking my brains for what are, essentially, variations on tracking devices, exploding suitcases, ejector seats, tailpipes that spew petrol and/or nails, and portable jetpacks - before they eliminate me from the story altogether.

by Anonymousreply 20405/23/2020

I am the chair with no seat in the “Casino Royale” ball smacking scene that you probably feel guilt about watching. Over and over.

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by Anonymousreply 20505/23/2020

I'm Daniel Craig's simian-looking bulk in "Casino Royale". They toned me down a bit in subsequent films as people complained I was a bit overstated.

by Anonymousreply 20605/23/2020

I'm Baron Samedi, cackling my way into the credits.

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by Anonymousreply 20705/23/2020

I'm Drax's fatal blossom.

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by Anonymousreply 20805/23/2020

I'm those cute little go-carts that the villain always makes his escape in whilst the rest of his staff goes down with the reactor or island.

by Anonymousreply 20905/23/2020

I’ll be a gay man that pleasures each of the james bond cocks ( i’ll travel in my time machine to do it)

by Anonymousreply 21005/23/2020

I'm the diamonds stuck in Zao's face.

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by Anonymousreply 21105/23/2020

I'm Helen Lawson. Cubby begged me to do the theme tunes for Goldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesties Service, Diamonds are Forever, Live and Let Live, and Man with the Golden Gun. But Cubby's partner Harry always convinced him to go with someone to whom Harry owed a favor. Their constant fighting over whether to use my tunes in their films eventually led them to break up their long time partnership right after Man with the Golden Gun.

by Anonymousreply 21205/23/2020

I'm the rejected Bond theme Searching for the Golden Eye

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by Anonymousreply 21305/23/2020

I'm pussies galore - they're every where!

by Anonymousreply 21405/23/2020

I’m the delicatessen in stainless steel.

by Anonymousreply 21505/23/2020

I’m Connery’s bizarre choice of necktie in Diamonds are Forever.

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by Anonymousreply 21605/23/2020

I'm George Lazenby. No one cares about me.

by Anonymousreply 21705/23/2020

I'm Gary Morton. When Connery stepped down, the producers asked Lucy to be the next Bond, but I talked her out of it.

by Anonymousreply 21805/23/2020

I'm the costume designer who spent a fun day watching Craig slip in and out of little swimsuits until we settled on the Perla he wore in that now famous shot of him rising out of the Atlantic like Mars on the half-shell . . .

by Anonymousreply 21905/24/2020
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