I'll be Roger Moore's hairspray
Let's be a James Bond film!
|by Anonymous||reply 219||05/24/2020|
I’m shaken not stirred.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/15/2020|
I’m pussy galore.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/15/2020|
I’m Felix Leiter, the only prominent black man character other than Honor.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/15/2020|
I'm Sean Connery's toupee
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/15/2020|
I'm Caroline Cossey.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/15/2020|
I'm the dubbed voice of the Bond girl
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/15/2020|
I'm the Bond girls who manage to give even little gaylings boners.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/15/2020|
[Quote] even little gaylings
They do say I look younger than my age but you flatter me.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/15/2020|
The stylish intro and theme song—wonderfully paid homage to here by Scissor Sisters.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/15/2020|
I'm Tom Jones, passed out in a recording studio from holding the final note of "Thunderball."
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/15/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/15/2020|
I'm the Ken Adams sets.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/15/2020|
I'm the slide whistle in The Man With the Golden Gun
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/15/2020|
I'm Lynn-Holly Johnson, who skates.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/15/2020|
I'm Jill Bennett, who eats corn on the cob.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/15/2020|
I am the bridge that opens over a piranha-filled indoor pool. I open whenever a henchperson that failed walks over me.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/15/2020|
I am a witty bon mot delivered after a villain has just been violently dispatched.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/15/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/15/2020|
I'm an instantly recognizable world-famous landmark, like the Eiffel Tower or the Golden Gate Bridge or the Taj Mahal. The producers during the Roger Moore era think you as viewers are so incredibly stupid you will not understand the setting has moved to a foreign country unless action takes place on or in me.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/15/2020|
I'm the evil physically deformed (or worse, openly gay) henchman, skulking in the corner waiting to kill Bond after he has killed the main villain and is just about to unwind with the girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/15/2020|
I'm the beautiful girl imaginatively killed in the first reel to set the plot in motion.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/15/2020|
I'm the love interest who is 25 years younger than a pushing 60 Roger Moore
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/16/2020|
35 years younger!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/16/2020|
I am the double-entendre in the names of many female leads: Honey Ryder, Pussy Galore, Kissy Suzuki, Plenty O'Toole, Mary Goodnight, Chew Mee.
I also word play the heroine's allegiances - Vesper Lind ~ West Berlin.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/16/2020|
I'm the oddly always there in the nick of time RAF bomber dropping an inflatable dinghy down so 007 and the latest Bond girl can climb into it as the villain's island empire explodes, killing everyone else.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/08/2020|
I’m Christmas. Which James thought only comes once a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/08/2020|
[quote] I'm the beautiful girl imaginatively killed in the first reel to set the plot in motion.
I am the spectacular first reel which never, evah, has anything to do with the plot of the movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/08/2020|
I'm Jaws, one of the villains in The Spy Who Loved Me, who was huge and had metal teeth. I was supposed to be killed off at the end of that movie. The producers loved me so much I was also in Moonraker. Then I was dropped and never appeared in a Bond film again.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/08/2020|
I'm Aston Martin, OG of aggressive product placement.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/08/2020|
I'm the almost but never quite naked women onscreen as the opening song and titles roll, usually writhing like eels in water.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/08/2020|
I'm the immaculately tailored suits 007 wears.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/08/2020|
I'm the fussy James Bond of the books transformed into super macho 007 of the movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/08/2020|
I'm the Bahamas: I've featured in Thunderball, Casino Royale, and underwater scenes for Moonraker, The Spy Who Loved Me, and For Your Eyes Only.
I almost snagged Dr. No, too, but fuck it they went for Jamaica.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/08/2020|
I'm all of Barbara Carrera's outfits in Never Say Never Again.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/08/2020|
I'm the mad motorcycle ride that appears in every single Bond film.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/08/2020|
I'm those nifty phallic silencers the bad guys use.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/08/2020|
I'm Pussy Galore's lesbianism! I'll be cured when James' rapes me.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/08/2020|
I'm the hat 007 throws onto the hatstand with unerring accuracy whenever he comes in to meet with M.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/08/2020|
James ruined my life.
I don't care - it was worth the price.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/08/2020|
I’m the worst theme song, The Man With The Golden Gun, by Lulu.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/08/2020|
I'm Richard Madden, hoping I won't have to drop my twink "friends" when I'm cast as the next Bond
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/08/2020|
I’m Sheena Easton the only singer to appear in the opening credits.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/08/2020|
R41 Madden was previously in a relationship with English actress Jenna Coleman. As of May 2019, Madden split his time between his residence in London and Los Angeles. When asked about his private life during a New York Times interview, Madden stated: "I just keep my personal life personal."
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/08/2020|
R43 - Right, and Bradley Cooper was previously in a relationship with model Irina Shayk, with whom he has a child. And Jeremy Renner also has a child with a former . . . woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/09/2020|
Amazing that a Bond thread is struggling at 45 replies.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/09/2020|
Could this spell the end for Bond? The struggling 25 or whatever it's called will be released in 2021 if they're lucky, with the title actor getting longer and longer in the tooth and sick and tired of the role. Will the next one be James Norton? Or Aidan Turner? Or we've stopped playing that game?
After capitalism is dead, can James Bond still exist? Perhaps as a period piece?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/09/2020|
I'm the other pussy - the cat that's oh-so-gently stroked by the villain.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/09/2020|
I'm the ski chase!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/09/2020|
I'm Bambi. Me and Thumper kicked the shit out of Sean Connery in Diamonds Are Forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/09/2020|
I'm the piranhas that ate Helga Brandt
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/09/2020|
I'm Oddjob. Want to try on my bowler?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/10/2020|
I'm the salad Stromberg falls into after Bond shoots him.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/10/2020|
I'm the Bond almost nobody remembers.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/10/2020|
I'm the other one.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/10/2020|
I'm Alotta Fagina
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/10/2020|
I'm Richard Madden impatient for the aborted announcement of my ascension to the role if not for COVID 19.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/10/2020|
I'm Zorin's blimp
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/10/2020|
I'm Sheriff Jay Dubya Peppah boy
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/10/2020|
I'm legendary TV STAR Deirdre Hall, still seething that DOOL didn't let me have time off to STAR in Moonraker!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/10/2020|
I'm the BEST theme song: "Goldfing-errrrrr"
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/10/2020|
I'm Teehee's chicken!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/10/2020|
I’m chlamydia. I never appear onscreen, but I’m a true franchise player.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/10/2020|
I'm the seven James Bonds at Casino Royale
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/10/2020|
I'm George Lazenby, the one everyone forgot.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/10/2020|
I'm Charles Gray. My appearances as a Bond villain predate my career high of playing the Criminologist in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." In most circles, I'm now just known as "the guy with no fucking neck."
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/10/2020|
I'm the laser that's heading for Sean Connery's genitalia as he's tied down on the table.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/10/2020|
I'm Rosa Kleb - I actually took a scene away from Connery and that Russian babe as I slid down the wall to my death in "From Russia with Love".
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/10/2020|
I'm the Ban-Roll waistband on Roger Moore's sexy polyester pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/10/2020|
I'm the theme song that's a third-rate version of "Goldfinger".
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/10/2020|
I'm Sean Connery's chest hair and treasure trail that leads to an obvious bushy bush.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/10/2020|
I'm the fabergé egg in Octopussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/10/2020|
R64- apparently you forgot I posted essentially the same thing @ R53
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/10/2020|
I'm Pola Ivanova's... Tchaikovsky!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/10/2020|
I'm Drax's chateau in California, transported brick by brick from France.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/10/2020|
I'm Drax's chateau in California, transported brick by brick from France.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/10/2020|
I'm Charles Gray, who has the singular honour of having played both a Bond villain (Blofeld in "Diamonds are Forever") and a Bond good guy (Henderson, retired MK-6 agent killed off in an early scene in "You Only Live Twice").
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/11/2020|
I'm figure skating: the only sport or area of knowledge that 007 seems never to have mastered.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/11/2020|
I'm Nancy Sinatra, totally out of her depth in the title song of "You Only Live Twice" and barely making it through the music with her voice in one piece.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/11/2020|
I'm the invincible Boris Grishenko.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/11/2020|
^*^^*MI-6, of course, not MI-K
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/11/2020|
I'm Caroline Cossey. I was an extra in For Your Eyes as a poolside bikini girl.
When I'm outed as trans, Roger Moore will be quoted as saying he was disgusted for having to share a scene with me. When it's later revealed that we never had a scene together, he'll recant his original statement and claim he was misquoted.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/11/2020|
I'm all the actresses screeching about feminism who would nevertheless have leapt at a chance to be a Bond Girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/11/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 83||05/11/2020|
I'm the BEST theme song from a movie that has finally come to be respected by fans.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||05/11/2020|
I'm the Look of Lurve
|by Anonymous||reply 85||05/11/2020|
I'm John Barry, the heart and soul of James Bond.
When Shirley Bassey asked me what to picture when singing Diamonds Are Forever, I said to her in my deep Yorkshire brogue "It's about cock."
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/11/2020|
I'm Mischka and Grischka
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/11/2020|
Here I am at 76 blowing the roof off the Oscars - still have the range, darling
|by Anonymous||reply 88||05/11/2020|
I'm a gassy Dr. Kananga
|by Anonymous||reply 89||05/11/2020|
I am a martini - shaken, not stirred🍸
|by Anonymous||reply 90||05/11/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/11/2020|
I'm the 2,600 pairs of shoes for elephants that were made for an unfilmed elephant stampede in The Man with the Golden Gun.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/11/2020|
I'm the actor cast as 007 in 2022. I'm a black lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/11/2020|
I'm the "black lesbian" who was cast as "007"
I'm not actually playing James Bond, but try telling that to the reactionary fanboys!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/11/2020|
I'm the assistant who has to make sure Sean's cock isn't presented in an obscene way.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/11/2020|
I'm the starlet fingering my giant clam
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/12/2020|
...and showing off my perfect beach hair
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/12/2020|
I'm Roger Moore's plastic surgeon, retiring a rich man.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/12/2020|
I'm the gay villain about to provide a cheap comic death, because I just love to get my ass busted by Bond
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/12/2020|
I'm Roger Moore's bland, hairless torso, failing to inspire a new generation of young gaylings as Mr. Connery's did.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/12/2020|
I'm the effete Ian Flemming creating a hero incomprehensibly based on himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/12/2020|
That's "Fleming" to you, sirrah, mind the spelling, and don't be fooled by the fey British persona so many posh boys exhibit- not "incomprehensible" at all:
"Educated at Eton, Sandhurst and, briefly, the universities of Munich and Geneva, Fleming moved through several jobs before he started writing.
While working for Britain's Naval Intelligence Division during the Second World War, Fleming was involved in planning Operation Goldeneye and in the planning and oversight of two intelligence units, 30 Assault Unit and T-Force. His wartime service and his career as a journalist provided much of the background, detail and depth of the James Bond novels."
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/12/2020|
R95 for the win, just for providing the photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/12/2020|
^ I am the people who have never read Fleming's books, so they bizarrely suggest guys like Vin Diesel and Jason Statham should be the next Bond
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/12/2020|
I'm May Day's day at the races outfit.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/12/2020|
I'm Scaramanga's third nipple.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/12/2020|
I am the metal ball used to torture Bond in Casino Royale. I get so close to his scrotum, hit and swing back!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/12/2020|
I'm Alice Cooper's unused Man With the Golden Gun theme.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/12/2020|
I am the komodo dragon in Skyfall.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/12/2020|
^ I kind of like it
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/12/2020|
I'm the rejected For Your Eyes Only theme by Blondie
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/12/2020|
I'm the straight flush that won the poker game.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/13/2020|
I'm the Venetian glasswares museum from Moonraker.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/13/2020|
I am the belt buckle on Ursula's white bikini!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/13/2020|
I'm Melina's crossbow.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/13/2020|
I am Gert Froebe as Goldfinger, with his heavy Saxon accent. BTW he used to live in his last years in the small town, where I live and his grave is in another small town close to me. He did not like our local cemetery...
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/13/2020|
I'm the James Bond Spectacular performed at the 1982 Oscars.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/13/2020|
I'm the succession of toupees Connery wore as time took its merciless toll on my hairline.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/13/2020|
I'm Q, tired of Bond fucking up my inventions.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/13/2020|
I'm M, and if you ever utter what that stands for, I'll have you killed.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/13/2020|
I'm Ben Whishaw, making more money as Q than I'll ever make doing indie films. Shakespeare at the NT, and onstage in the West End.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/13/2020|
I'm the transgender Bond girl in For Your Eyes Only.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/13/2020|
I'm Casino Royale, psyching the audience out 10 minutes in after they thought they wouldn't get a famous "gun barrel opening" from the new Blond Bond.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/14/2020|
I'm the unloved step-child that's "Never Say Never" which fans and Bond producers insist doesn't belong in the original Bond franchise line-up. I'm basically Tiffany Trump!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||05/14/2020|
I'm Siouxsie's Here Comes That Day which is better suited for James Bond 007: Casino Royale than what was picked as Bond song.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/14/2020|
I'm the fantastic Pop Art opening titles of the Craig "Casino Royale".
|by Anonymous||reply 126||05/14/2020|
I'm Goldeneye by Tina Turner, the last truly great Bond theme.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/14/2020|
I'm sweet... like money!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/14/2020|
I'm Dr. No's tungsten arm.
You don't want me giving you a hand-job.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/15/2020|
I'm the original title of Licence to Kill.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/15/2020|
I'm Klaus Hergersheimer, G section... checking radiation shields.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/15/2020|
I'm this cutie from License to Kill.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/15/2020|
I'm Commie France singing Golddinger
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/15/2020|
That was laughable, r133. And nothing to do with an actual Bond film.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/15/2020|
I'm Rita Coolidge!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||05/15/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/15/2020|
I'm Timothy Dalton, hooking up with r132's guy behind the scenes
|by Anonymous||reply 137||05/15/2020|
I'm Benicio Del Toro, jealous the star isn't letting ME blow him!
|by Anonymous||reply 138||05/15/2020|
Hey R134 You got something against Connie Francis?
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/15/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 140||05/15/2020|
I'm Dolly the hideous monster who fell in love with Jaws. Imagine, a girl with pigtails AND glasses in a Bond film???
What. A. BEAST!
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/15/2020|
r141. I liked her. I could always see her beauty behind the glasses. I liked the idea two Outsiders connecting. It was the Anti Bond 007 idea.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||05/15/2020|
Connie...the very best!
|by Anonymous||reply 143||05/15/2020|
Ignore the Connie Francis troll. It just escaped from the nursing home and found some wi-fi.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||05/15/2020|
I'm the big hairy spider who got to crawl all over Sean Connery's naked body.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||05/15/2020|
I'm the very expensive, exquisitely tailored "Suits by BRIONI".
|by Anonymous||reply 146||05/15/2020|
I'm Oddjob. Am I a stereotype?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||05/16/2020|
I'm the Russian shits chasing Bond. We're wearing black jumpsuits with yellow piping.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||05/16/2020|
I'm the driving instructor who had to teach Craig to drive a standard shift before he was allowed to handle that Aston Martin.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||05/16/2020|
I'm the money - every penny of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||05/16/2020|
I'M THE OUT OF CONTROL fast moving massage table machine that had 007 tied down and naked on his stomach moving back and forth back and forth furiously and YOU KNOW i masturbated him with my motion and gave him a mindblowing orgasm and had him shooting his load on my leather surface before he was rescued..
|by Anonymous||reply 151||05/16/2020|
I'm Helen Lawson. I turned down every leading Bond Girl role that came my way, from Dr. No onward. When I finally agreed to take part in a Bond picture, I lost out to Tanya Roberts. Cubby said I was simply too young for the part.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||05/16/2020|
I'm Telly Savalas and I killed James Bond's wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||05/16/2020|
I'm Roger Moore's hideous banana-coloured ski suit from The Spy Who Loved Me.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||05/16/2020|
I'm the cello from Living Daylights.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||05/16/2020|
I'm Sylvia's trench
|by Anonymous||reply 156||05/16/2020|
I'm the shadow of the villain's helicopters on the hillsides/
|by Anonymous||reply 157||05/16/2020|
R156 - You know she died a couple of year ago at NINETY! Stage name Eunice Gayson. She could sing, and initially trained as an opera singer.. But, see this:
"Gayson had initially been cast in Dr. No as Miss Moneypenny, M's secretary, while the actress who played Moneypenny, Lois Maxwell, had been cast as Sylvia Trench. However, Maxwell found the Trench character too immodest, and their roles were switched."
|by Anonymous||reply 158||05/16/2020|
I'm the obvious dubbing on some of the Bond girls
|by Anonymous||reply 159||05/16/2020|
I'm the gypsy catfight in From Russia with Love
|by Anonymous||reply 160||05/16/2020|
I'm Gert Fröbe's gold cock ring.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||05/16/2020|
They killed off M.
License to a Vicarious Thrill
|by Anonymous||reply 162||05/16/2020|
I'm Largo's eyepatch!
|by Anonymous||reply 163||05/17/2020|
I am the metal teeth of Jaws:
|by Anonymous||reply 164||05/17/2020|
I'm the dog taking a piss in Thunderball.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||05/17/2020|
I'm Blofeld's space-capsule-swallowing rocket.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||05/17/2020|
I'm the birds that don't nest in a barren tree.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||05/17/2020|
I'm a SPECTRE ring.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||05/17/2020|
I'm the Van Halen-ish, whammy-bar-heavy guitar screams in John Barry's action theme in for A View to a Kill.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||05/17/2020|
I'm Zambora the Gorilla Girl
|by Anonymous||reply 170||05/17/2020|
I'm the World Bond has to save from total destruction in every damned film
|by Anonymous||reply 171||05/17/2020|
I'm Necros. I love Chrissie Hynde!
|by Anonymous||reply 172||05/17/2020|
I'm the popular shark tank, which has been featured in 3 films. Sadly, none with my sharks had fucking lasers mounted on their heads:
|by Anonymous||reply 173||05/17/2020|
I'm Blofeld's lipstick.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||05/17/2020|
I'm Largo's shocking video game.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||05/17/2020|
I'm Frau Hoffner
|by Anonymous||reply 176||05/17/2020|
I know what Christmas trees need to grow.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||05/18/2020|
R172... loved me some Necros... like when he struts out of the pool in his blue speedo! oh yeah...
and perhaps my favorite bond song of all time "if there was a man" by chrissie!...
just 2 reasons to watch "the living daylights" again and again..
|by Anonymous||reply 178||05/18/2020|
I'm the soul version of the theme song Live And Let Die which got bumped for McCartney's own version.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||05/18/2020|
I am a blue Grigio Perla swimsuit, and would not look good on you, even if I were still available. Bwaaa ha ha!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||05/18/2020|
I'm the vintage Rolex watches which once sold for $1000 to $2000 but now sell for tens of thousands simply because I appeared in these movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||05/18/2020|
I'm Felix Leitner. By the time I send this comment someone else is playing me.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||05/18/2020|
I'm the person who thinks Casino Royale (1967) is a funny, coherent film.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||05/18/2020|
I'm 009 dressed as a clown in the nightmarish opening to Octopussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||05/18/2020|
I'm Mr. Whisper's Wild Ride.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||05/18/2020|
I am Fatima Blush, in my very 1983 au courant pirate couture:
|by Anonymous||reply 186||05/18/2020|
I'm Le Chiffre's bloody tears.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||05/18/2020|
R187 - I'm Le Chiffre's lips, a far more interesting part of Mr Madsen's face.
Come and get 'em.
(Especially as 007 hasn't got any to speak of.)
|by Anonymous||reply 188||05/18/2020|
50 years on, still got it
|by Anonymous||reply 189||05/19/2020|
I'm Xenia Onatopp's killer thighs.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||05/19/2020|
I'm Carver's sea drill.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||05/19/2020|
I am Richard Madden.
The NEXT James Bond!
|by Anonymous||reply 192||05/19/2020|
I'm the woman who just needs James to slap me around to put me in my place to realize he's all the man I need.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||05/20/2020|
I'm the bystander going about my day when a car/bus/tank/boat/motorcycle/horse/ski/hovercraft chase whizzes by.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||05/20/2020|
R92 - "I am Richard Madden.
The NEXT James Bond!"
And I am Carmen Miranda.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||05/20/2020|
I'm the Gustav Gays
|by Anonymous||reply 196||05/20/2020|
I'm James' urine which incapacitates his assassin.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||05/20/2020|
I'm Stromberg's webbed hands.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||05/21/2020|
I'm " a slight stiffness..."
|by Anonymous||reply 199||05/21/2020|
I'm the building that sinks in Casino Royale.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||05/21/2020|
I'm the infamous double-taking pigeon.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||05/21/2020|
I'm Sean Connery's brother Neil, star of Operation Double 007
|by Anonymous||reply 202||05/21/2020|
I'm the Biretta 007 keeps trying to retain for use in the field, to Q's consternation.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||05/22/2020|
I'm Q, continually wracking my brains for what are, essentially, variations on tracking devices, exploding suitcases, ejector seats, tailpipes that spew petrol and/or nails, and portable jetpacks - before they eliminate me from the story altogether.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||05/23/2020|
I am the chair with no seat in the “Casino Royale” ball smacking scene that you probably feel guilt about watching. Over and over.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||05/23/2020|
I'm Daniel Craig's simian-looking bulk in "Casino Royale". They toned me down a bit in subsequent films as people complained I was a bit overstated.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||05/23/2020|
I'm Baron Samedi, cackling my way into the credits.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||05/23/2020|
I'm Drax's fatal blossom.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||05/23/2020|
I'm those cute little go-carts that the villain always makes his escape in whilst the rest of his staff goes down with the reactor or island.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||05/23/2020|
I’ll be a gay man that pleasures each of the james bond cocks ( i’ll travel in my time machine to do it)
|by Anonymous||reply 210||05/23/2020|
I'm the diamonds stuck in Zao's face.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||05/23/2020|
I'm Helen Lawson. Cubby begged me to do the theme tunes for Goldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesties Service, Diamonds are Forever, Live and Let Live, and Man with the Golden Gun. But Cubby's partner Harry always convinced him to go with someone to whom Harry owed a favor. Their constant fighting over whether to use my tunes in their films eventually led them to break up their long time partnership right after Man with the Golden Gun.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||05/23/2020|
I'm the rejected Bond theme Searching for the Golden Eye
|by Anonymous||reply 213||05/23/2020|
I'm pussies galore - they're every where!
|by Anonymous||reply 214||05/23/2020|
I’m the delicatessen in stainless steel.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||05/23/2020|
I’m Connery’s bizarre choice of necktie in Diamonds are Forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||05/23/2020|
I'm George Lazenby. No one cares about me.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||05/23/2020|
I'm Gary Morton. When Connery stepped down, the producers asked Lucy to be the next Bond, but I talked her out of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||05/23/2020|
I'm the costume designer who spent a fun day watching Craig slip in and out of little swimsuits until we settled on the Perla he wore in that now famous shot of him rising out of the Atlantic like Mars on the half-shell . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 219||05/24/2020|