TASTEFUL Friends: Nick “Big Dick” Foles puts his Ponte Verda mansion up for sale

If only it weren't in Florida!

His "faith" obviously has no problem with showy displays of ostentation.

Oh, DEAR.

More photos at the Zillow link.

Sorry, I obviously missed something: how do we know Nick Foles has a big dick?

R5 Google Big Dick Nick.

It's not even just a DL thing, like everyone in the ENTIRE FREE WORLD knows about it

We're supposed to pretend that it's huge, I think, R5.

For which team does he play?

The very definition of McMansion. It would sell faster with some dick pics

Nah. I don't like it. Typical McMansion.

Playing football.

....

I do like the enclosed pool area.

If he has a big'un, he must be a grower because he certainly ain't a shower. And his face is homely.

It doesn’t look like a McMansion at all to me. Nice architectural details and a warm, cozy feel. Elegant beachy.

I don't find it showy or ostentatious at all. If any thing it's a bit bland. If I could afford it, I'd find something else for the money but it's relatively tasteful for a pro athlete.

That’s SUPER BOWL MVP BIG DICK NICK! Get it RIGHT!

[quote]If he has a big'un, he must be a grower because he certainly ain't a shower. And his face is homely.

Some guys with big dicks are masters at hiding it in their pants. There aren't really that many men who want the constant attention of people eyeing their crotches, especially straight ones. I have a mediocre one myself but when I was younger I had this gorgeous pair of jeans from the seventies that showed a semi-obscene bulge when I was wearing loose boxers. It was amazing how much attention I got from straight guys. Some couldn't keep their eyes away and didn't seem to realize how easy it was to notice their glances. It was a true eye-opener for me as well and I became ten times more careful in my own bulge spotting. BTW, I didn't notice a single woman looking at my dick. Granted I've never been Brad Pitt but I still found it funny it was the het guys doing most of the ogling.

In any case I can totally relate with big dicked guys, and how many or even most don't want to flaunt it.

Does he have beach friends?

He has a Ginch face.

[quote]For which team does he play?

Not ours.

Big dicks and good real estate. This is why I'm here.

It's completely generic. There ought to be an entry exam before gays may create such clueless threads, dripping with taste-free hyperbole.

He's not sexy but the home is nice.

What was so tasteful? It was all white, with basic boring furniture and no art work.

If your nickname is "Big Dick" then we need more proof than a lot of stories.

PHOTOS!!!

I mean, I'm not even seeing photos of him just out and about wearing any kind of clothing that might hint he has a big dick.

He's awfully disappointing looking for someone with such a provocative name.

[quote] He has a Ginch face.

Hahaha! Ginch-like creature.

He has small thumbs.

Foles!

I think he's sexy but he's supposedly super Christian. So that dick will kind of be quarantined for life.

I’ve been lusting for him since he won the Super Bowl. Teammates started the nickname after seeing him in the shower. So I believe it. We will never see it though - thanks to the super Christian thing. What a waste.