Let's Be That Big Party Bryan Singer is Hosting at His Place Tomorrow!!

I'm Jaysen. I'm turned away at the door.

You are a bullshitter. There will be no party.

I'm 18 and I am looking for a job.

I’m the bouncy house in the backyard. You can’t wear shoes in here (or pants or shirts or underwear)

I’m Froy and was turned away since I’m 21. Got called back in since I look 16.

I’m the grapevine through which La Spacey heard of the festivities. Alas, I provide not an iota of information regarding an invitation.

I'm the pool. Six poolboys were hired to clean me earlier today.

I’m the nosy neighbor!

I’m the crystal meth, GHB, and coke that will be in huge supply and passed around as widely as the twinkiest bottom in attendance

I'm the master bedroom, where the host will -play soft music and wear a silk dressing as he observes 2 younger males chosen at random from the party guests; guiding them gently through a rite of passage.

dressing gown**

I'm Milo and I look 16 but I still got turned away for being too ethnic.

I’m the false promise of film roles dangled in front of untalented 16 year olds to get them to offer up their pink holes to gross “producers” and “directors”

I’m the swimsuits that the host “forgets” to provide as promised.

“Let’s just skinny dip! We’re all boys, after all.”

I’m the pile of Underoos underneath Bryan Singer’s bed

I am finding this thread rather gross.

R16 then leave

r16 What else would a thread about Bryan Singer be?

I'm the OP. Not hot enough to be invited.

I'm the tray of Jello shots intended for the aspiring young actors. I have enough muscle relaxant in me to take down an elephant.

I'm Connor from Corbin Fisher.

I'm Covid 19! All you entitled mother fuckers will probably be okay, but any older or immune-compromised people you come into contact with after this little soiree, not so much!

I'm his assistant who had to order 30 playstation 4's as "gifts" for his guests.

I'm Joel here because my uncle feel asleep early and I got bored.

I'm the tear stained pillow that the party bottom sobs quietly into as he is pounded and fisted by all the over 50 eldergays in attendance.

I'm daddy's test tube baby he had with my incubator.....uh, I mean mom, Michelle Cluney. I'm only five, but Dad said I could come to the party if I invited a few of my friends.

I'm Mike. You parked your car in the wrong spot. You'll have to move it. Now.

I'm Laura. I am dropping Jensen and his three friends off at Mr. Brian's home. I have not met Mr. Brian but I am sure he is a nice enough guy. This gathering could be good for Jensen's future! Later!!

I'm Tigerheat -- notorious gay dance club where underage twinks can get in with a fake ID. Ms. Singer's handlers can probably scour me for the best-looking twinks who want to go to a cool afterparty..

I'm Bryan's drunken friend Nando from Brazil.

While other friends of Bryan are the very model of subtlety, I am attracting attention with my tiny, overstuffed Speedo and the t-shirt that reads "Must Be Under Five Feet Tall to Ride This Ride."

I'm the box of new gaming joysticks for the attendees, shaped curiously like phalluses.

I'm Kevin Spacey making a special appearance.

I’m the lube with lidocaine thst makes it easier to “break in” the newbies

"I'm Jaysen. I'm turned away at the door."

I forgot to mention I merely climbed in through the window left wide open! Imagine my luck! Someone took out the screen, too!

I am a pubic hair.

R35 Ummmmmm. There's no pubic hair at this party!!!! You're going to have to leave!

Nevertheless, I persisted r36.

I’m the Pin The Buttplug On The Dead Joel Schumacher game going on by the pool house.

There are Axe Body Spray candles burning, out of respect for the dead.

Is that a known place where he got his twinks, R29? Never heard of Tigerheat

Asking for a friend, are you, R39?

Lol, R40. I’m as far out of any scene you could imagine, in flyoverstan, with a preference for redneck otters. But I do like juicy gossip.

R39, I believe so. If cute, teen twinks was your thing, that would have been the place to pick them up. This was years ago in the late '90s/early '00s when the event was held at the Hollywood Athletic Club. I've obviously aged out of that scene some time ago, lol.

I did get to go to some wild after-parties up in the Hollywood Hills. No Ms. Singer -- though I wouldn't have been his type. I believe he likes the blondies.

You need to start a thread, R42!

[quote]I'm Tigerheat -- notorious gay dance club where underage twinks can get in with a fake ID. Ms. Singer's handlers can probably scour me for the best-looking twinks who want to go to a cool afterparty..

[quote]I believe so. If cute, teen twinks was your thing, that would have been the place to pick them up. This was years ago in the late '90s/early '00s when the event was held at the Hollywood Athletic Club. I've obviously aged out of that scene some time ago, lol.

I listened to a podcast with former Helix Studios performer Liam Riley a few weeks back. He mentioned Tigerheat and how porn studios use the club as a recruiting ground for new 'talent'.

Helix Studios with their roster of barely twinks is also known to have ties with Singer. In fact, Riley admitted to having met Singer, but said he 'knew when to leave and didn't witness anything bad' or something like that.

I'm the germinating lawsuits.

I'm the well-used casting couch.

I'm all the fluids that have been absorbed into the well-used casting couch