Big Booty Barber

DAMN.

But does he rub his cock on you?

This all makes homosexuality seem like so much work.

How the hell does he find pants to fit all that??

That has to be a camera angle issue!? Damn!

Revolting. I’d sooner drive carpet tacks into my gums than fuck that.

R5, it ain't look @ his IQ. All shots with "dat ass" on full display. Oh and he "loves God" apparently.

IG*, not IQ.

I badly need a haircut. Where is Big Booty Barber?!

Dallas, TX, r9.

Another photo of Mr. Booty Barber.

not to be mean but if we were just hanging out and about whether he was just a friend or a boyfriend, I have a feeling people would be pointing and snickering. I wouldn't care but ...yeah.

Why does his head look so big?

So men want Kardashian arses too now ?

His IG is just one photo after another of himself. Occasional accessories, like another person or a car and always aspirational. There is no evidence of any intellect whatsoever. It’s like an alien trying to pass as human and just not quite getting it right.

Her waist is...big.

Steve Hattrickz has a truly glorious big booty, and it's real.

R12 I would care..esp. bringing attention to it with manner of dress

If you look at his Amazon must haves he wears a lot of compression undergear then stuffs himself into tight pants. I knew a dude that had a butt like this and while it looked good in pants, when I finally laid hands on it, it was a big mushy chick booty—all fat, no muscle.

So, we can’t get haircuts in the northeast or the west coast, but somehow barbers are “essential” in Texas??? 🙄

You can see in R11's pic that he's wearing his belt so tight, it's basically a corset.

Once he takes that off, he probably expands outward.

R11 I would pass out in a minute with a belt that tight. I once wore a some new boxer briefs that were a bit tight and got lightheaded at work. his aesthetic is a bit severe and not attractive.

approaching eldergay status, but I am just astounded at how sexualized the male ass has become. My whole life it was ALWAYS about women, tits, ass, hour glass figures, hair, etc. I don't see peep about women's looks other than they are now hideous looking. And the male asses seem to be "presented " in such a way as to be beckoning for penetration, even among so called straights.

I find it very appealing but too old to garner any of it!

Bizarre and unattractive. What is going on in the front (or should I say, the gunt) of OP's pic? It looks like he's wearing an inflated diaper.

This video is funny but shows how physically uncomfortable wearing spanx and compression clothing is. Bet this dude is wearing a “faja” in OP’s photo

.....

That's a bustle

shelf butt (n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on.

"Bitch got a shelf butt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!"

This is a bustle.

Have mercy.

Sad self-marketing gimmick

This song is probably his ringtone

I wouldn't kick it out of bed.

He looks like a centaur. Gross

Yeah, centaur is what I was thinking.

He looks.... special.

Is he expecting admirers to purchase items from his Amazon page for him?

R35 - no, but he'd love to see you an Audi.

FB has a much campier version of this ad, but I can't link it.

I consider myself a butt man, because I love a nice tight round booty, but that is too much for me. It doesn't go with his body proportions. They have to be implants or something.

[quote] shelf butt (n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on. "Bitch got a shelf butt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!"

Which other guys have “shelf butts”?

ok gheys, is that real or fake? I imagine him breaking my toilet bowl and fucks up my security deposit. I would be pissed, not having that.

gayer than gay

R39, how could he break a toilet bowl?

That's a woman's butt. I've seen my share of big butts on hockey players, football players, rugby players...massive and muscular...his is just all implant or fleshy.

Plus, He appears to be a fundie...no thanks!

R41 use your imagination.

R39 had me in stitches.

He’s actually handsome and got a pice physique—probably average hung but that stupid booty implant makes him look deformed. Fix yo shit!

*nice

[quote] That's a woman's butt

Which other guys have a “woman’s butt”?

His pants aren't tight enough, he's still able to breathe.

R47, I cannot find the thread, but I commented on some Instagram Twink's butt...total woman's butt..child-bearing thighs. A man's butt needs to be firm...round yes, but nothing like this barber!

Perfect male butt belongs to Jordy Nelson:

Yes—agreed—a nice male ass should be somewhat muscular—not compacted jelly. Obviously all glutes are a little soft, but this dude needs to stop following Kim KummyKakes because it’s distorted his perception of what looks good

*it has

Rather than penetrate could easily just slide it between his ample cheeks 🍆

Way too big and I like bubble butts.

Just think of how massive his ass will be when he gets older.

[quote] I cannot find the thread, but I commented on some Instagram Twink's butt...total woman's butt..child-bearing thighs.

What do you remember about the twink?

He must rip some real cheek flappers.

I wanna flap his cheeks alright

R55 like a tuba

R54, he was a twink...an Instagram whore who had a big, womanly butt...took a picture of his butt in the mirrored elevator...I know I've just described 90% of Instagram, but....

Which famous or well-known guys have big, womanly butts?

Bump

Booty bump.

Looking for the news story where he's taken to the hospital with organ damage from trying that Scarlett O'hara shit with that belt.

He's a fundie that shows off ass shots?

I think a lot of people in Texas are default fundie - even if they aren't really.

Sorry - but...the gay vibes on this guy are strong.

Yeah—no straight guy would exhibit a big old chick ass like that.

This hoe’s beard masks the fugly!

He's hideous and that looks like pads of some sort.

He's truly vile.

I wonder if he has read this discussion. Has anyone shared it with him?

Here’s his real underwear

Men Breathable Butt Lift Underwear BodyBuilding Compression Boxer Detachable Pads Padded Underwear

He reminds me of big booty Erlias

Erlias is stunning.

Amazeballs

Bold

Good barber

[quote]Just think of how massive his ass will be when he gets older.

How high will his heels have to be to keep that nancy off the pavement?

maybe he’s wearing a levanta pompis, R24

Like Kim K, this freak looks deformed.

I like a big ass but that is not a mountain I'd dare to climb.

Even Cazwell sings about "icing those cakes"