Al Reynolds: Any takers?

At the risk of being accused of having standards, I would say no.

Al gave up his gold star card when he married Star. I doubt he has violated any of the terms and conditions of the gold star membership rules, so please DL give Al his card back.

Who?

That picture of him is not flattering.

Regretfully, no picture really is, R4.

He looks like an Apple Animoji

How many bisexuals are full bottoms????

Queen of the Stunt Queens

Imagine how dumb you'd have to be to let this person into your life, even a little bit

Star Jones also denied that she had gastric bypass surgery for more than a year despite publicly losing 100+ pounds. She’s not someone that has a strong grasp of reality.

He looks like the only black fem phag. He couldn't hide it no matter how hard he tries.

Does anyone know him? met him? where did Star find this one? Does he still live in NYC?

He was a media sensation for a brief minute, marrying Ms. Jones.

another peanut butter bottom!

Not after where his dick has been - let alone his tongue. Ugh -

He gave us the DL classic, The Marriage of Bigaro. And for that I will always be grateful.

Nice looking man but way too femme.

Back in the day, he was known as "Big Gay Al" here at DL.

My guess is that he runs in the same circles as FOX 5 weatherman Mike Woods.

Was it Star who said that Al “has a little sugar in his tank” or was it someone else who said it?

I associate that phrase with Al for some reason

[Quote]Was it Star who said that Al “has a little sugar in his tank”

Sounds like something Joy Behar would say during one of her "trying to be funny" moments.

Is he still bi?

Remember when he FINALLY came out

... as bi-sexual?

r20, of course he's still bi, why wouldn't he be?

He was never bi.

He is mostly straight, but will sometimes have threesomes with a man and a woman.

People talk shit about big gay Al all the time, but he looks good for his age and probably gets a lot of dick!

When their engagement was announced, didn't a number of Wall Street types come forward to say they'd been with him?

Al was a Fire Island queen on many a weekend in the late 90s and after. He graduated to the Hamptons after he met Star and hasn't looked back. He is a social climber just like Star so I understand where they did have a common goal. He is no different than Andrew Gillum, but with more of a gay face and less of a drug/male prostitute penchant.

I smiled when he came out remembering Star taking about men who are into men having a "hint of mint."

And how she was "strictly dickly" -- 'cause so was her husband.

Did he have to give back the wedding presents?

The reason Star was fired from The View. She was marrying an obviously gay man and doing product placement daily on The View in trade for free things for her wedding. It got so bad they had to fire her.

I’d do him.

Its gross to think about Star Jones in this way, but there are women out there who like watching man on man action from time to time. And we know big gay Al had no problem taking BBC

They are both from religious backgrounds which make their hypocrisy even more outstanding. Greedy pigs at the money trough is more like it. Screw their religious convictions if they could enrich themselves.

He married Star for her enormous dildo collection.

R34. Yes Star probably enticed Al to her apartment with the promise of getting to pick out a dildo as a memento and the connection was spawned. Al immediately went home and called his bestie, Julio, from the Heights to come and insert it in. Al really is a gay man trapped in bisexual's body.

"The marriage was booty."

What is with guys who wear these damned glasses that in many cases either don’t even have lenses or are clear?

Is he bleaching or is that just a filter?

He's naturally kinda pale.

I like my homos high-yellow.

She actually said he had the "skin of cooked butter" and he said that he was "cleaner than the board of health".

Whatever that means.

R41

It means he trims his dingleberries.

HaHa!

Yeah Al seems like he would keep his cooch very clean and smelling like fresh laundry at all times. Im sure his asshole pays the bills even at 51.

[quote]I'm sure his asshole pays the bills even at 51.

I thought he divorced her.

Al's mussy is pining for Andrew Gillum's BBC.

[quote]Al's mussy is pining for Andrew Gillum's BBC.

I would be surprised if they haven't hooked up, they both live in Florida I think

Andrew Gillum don't do no chocolate.

Ask his ex wife.

Andrew Gillum don't do no chocolate.

Ask his ex wife.

Did anyone read Satan's Sisters, written supposively by Star Jones?

The supporting male characters all had great bodies and were stallions in bed. I wonder if Al gave her ideas from his own sexual escapades and she turned these men straight for the novel?

Well, now that I know Star Jones wrote a book called Satan's Sisters, you better believe I'm going to read it!

[quote]supposively

Oh, DEAR.

Did he and Star ever fuck? Did he insist on turning the lights off every time, insert a chicken nugget up her cooch and pretend it was he who was fucking her?

R52, LOL, supposively was underlined in red but I ignored it, is this not a real word? I use it all the time in conversation, yikes. Oh my!

r53 Al was likely a cuckold and he probably loved it. If Starlet was in a good mood she probably let him get slayed too.

R55, would that imply some other guy was desperate enough to pound Miss Starlet?

r56 gurl they could easily put their coins together to pay for some hood dick

Even hood dick has to raise prices for Starlet Jones!

Read her book SHINE.

They couldn't keep their hands off each other.

[quote]They couldn't keep their hands off each other.

[quote]Read her book SHINE. They couldn't keep their hands off each other.

I thought Star wrote just one book of fiction.

[Quote]LOL, supposively was underlined in red but I ignored it, is this not a real word?

R54 I'll be kind and help you. It's "supposedly." The word you used is incorrect, despite it being said that way by some people.

Call me Al: I'm liszhted!

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Jones' Wiki page describes him as an "investment banker."

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[quote]Jones' Wiki page describes him as an "investment banker."

R62. I should know better! I spell how I speak I guess.

r62 I've never heard anyone say "supposively." The one I always hear is the equally incorrect "supposably."

Al: once I finish social distancing from Cory in a year and a half, you and I could social distance for a year and a half.

[quote] Was it Star who said that Al “has a little sugar in his tank” or was it someone else who said it?

That was one of the phrases Star used on that infamous episode with Gillian Anderson--this was long before Al ewas on the show, but keep in mind Al is not the only gay man to hoodwink Star and break her heart. Star is hilariously gullible, which is one reason it used to be so funny to DLers when she would obviously lie to the camera about one thing or another--she thinks that because SHE is so gullible, EVERYONE is equally gullible. (This is why Star has a book called "If You Don't Stand for Something, You'll Fall for Anything"--because she is that stupidly easy to fool.)

In any case, Gillian Anderson was talking about someone, and for some reason Star got in her head this man Anderson was talking about was on the downlow. But she wouldn;t even say that--she kept using ever coyer euphemisms with Anderson: "Does he have a little SUGAR in his TANK, 'd'y'know what I'm sayin'? I'm asking if he has a HINT of MINT..." It became really funny in that at some point very quickly it became very clear Anderson knew exactly what Star was talking about, but would not admit it because it was so vulgar.

When Star was on The View was really for me the Golden Age of Datalounge. She would get talked about incessantly here, and almost every day someone would post about some stupid assertion she had made that everyone in the world could see right through.

Star was someone like Gwyneth or Meghan Markle. They are so funny because even though everyone can see immediately through their bullshit, and they seem to have zero expectation of that. They are the world's worst con artists.

So what about the current husband? Sugar in his tank too?

R73 She sha iz ugly.

I always am reminded when i think of of that hilarious Michael Musto BI in about 2004 that had her messily menstruating all over the sheets and pillowcases and pillows and mattress of her suite in a fancy hotel, and Musto pointing out that most shocking part of the whole story was that it meant she was still pre-menopausal.

his skin looks like the same lifeless shade as Latoya Jackson and Sammy Sosa from bleaching cream.

She talked about getting menstrual stains in SHINE. She said to use your own saliva.

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The second husband also looks gay.

Will Tyler Perry play Star as well as her gay husbands in "I am a Lawyuh: The Starlet Jones Story"?

I love to dish about Star.

She was often an insensitive piglet on The View. Barbara loved her for this. She also hinted on several interviews with other outlets over the years that Barbara was a bad mother and has a very limited relationship with her only adopted daughter who runs a wilderness camp far from NYC. I guess the poor girl needed to find an escape from Mommy dearest.

"Bisexual" - LOL.

[quote]Will Tyler Perry play Star as well as her gay husbands in "I am a Lawyuh: The Starlet Jones Story"?

Allegedly.

I didn't know he's BFF's with Jennifer Williams from Basketball Wives

damn his ass is huge @ 1:50, did he get booty implants or is that all him? I guess since he came out his butt got bigger lol