What is this curve of which I hear?
Previous thread at the link.
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What is this curve of which I hear?
Previous thread at the link.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 12, 2020 8:57 PM |
There are no straight lines that make-up my life.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 14, 2020 2:23 AM |
Well, this is nice, very roomy.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 14, 2020 2:23 AM |
Hi, cows.
Di'Jon, will you answer my question from the last thread?
[quote] Thanks, Di’Jon. By the way, are you related to Miss Warwick?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 14, 2020 3:05 AM |
Actually I am related to Mary Tyler Moo, r3, but don’t be embarrassed. It’s a common mistake.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 14, 2020 4:03 AM |
Di’Jon Warwick? Now that's a good one, HA!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 14, 2020 4:09 AM |
[quote] Auntie Taco
Beef taco?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 14, 2020 4:14 AM |
How rude. You’re looking at 100% grade-A, grass fed, top shelf chicken here, buster.
AND, I’m gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 14, 2020 4:24 AM |
Does r3 have a name? I like you. You should have a name.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 14, 2020 4:29 AM |
Who are your people, r3?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 14, 2020 4:29 AM |
Auntie Taco’s full majesty cannot be contained in that small frame at r7.
One really must click.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 14, 2020 4:32 AM |
[quote] Does R3 have a name? I like you. You should have a name.
Thanks, Melrose. You may refer to me as "Dune poster".
[quote] Who are your people, [R3]?
Are you from the southern U.S.? My people are the Bene Gesserit, although I'm a male.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 14, 2020 4:32 AM |
Psst, Gertie, is he the Kwisatz Haderach?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 14, 2020 4:36 AM |
Jane wants to know if you cows are done yet, she wants to go to bed.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 14, 2020 4:37 AM |
[quote] AND, I’m gorgeous.
You look like Phyllis Diller, Auntie Taco.
[quote] One really must click.
Or cluck.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 14, 2020 4:40 AM |
No, r6, my sister Phyllis looks like Phyllis Diller.
I look like Cher.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 14, 2020 4:43 AM |
Jane says she’s going to bed.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 14, 2020 4:49 AM |
And so ends another episode of Monday Morning Moos.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 14, 2020 4:51 AM |
Good morning Sir, good morning Madam! Welcome to Monday Morning Moos! Start your week with something refined, a “moo”.
I happened to do a google search of MMM and found a plethora of sites! This is worrisome! I just don’t want to lose our copyright, is what I’m saying. We might have to move to Tuesdays, which is out of the question, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 20, 2020 3:11 PM |
Moo-ve to Tuesdays. See what I did there?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 20, 2020 3:27 PM |
Yes I did, R19. I am impressed. You are smart for a cow. Moo, btw.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 20, 2020 4:03 PM |
Moo!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 20, 2020 9:07 PM |
Early morning moo from Connecticut, are you ready? Here we go.
Moooo!
Oh gosh I needed that, I missed the last Monday Moo.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 27, 2020 5:08 AM |
(Yawwn)
Melrose, both you and Homer in his copter keep waking us up. Especially Homer with the incessant Thwak Thwak Thwak of helicopter blades. Surely Jane Pauley has other things to do.
Gertie, may I beseech you to institute a MMM quiet hour? Some of the hens are spitting out omelettes.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 27, 2020 6:37 AM |
You mean something like a no-mooing zone? I won’t think of it. There’s a gentrified farm down the road that has a lot of fancy rules like that. Sometimes I sneak down there and push a few of those cows over, that’s what I think.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 27, 2020 7:20 AM |
She reminds me of Princess Di., so young, so innocent.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 27, 2020 8:04 AM |
So, let me get this straight. Am I supposed to be flattening the curve, or fattening the curve? I just want to do my part.
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