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Janeane Garofalo

Discuss my longtime crush.

If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.

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by Anonymousreply 21306/21/2021

Why don't we discuss her hair and wigs?

by Anonymousreply 104/09/2020

R1 Sure, why not. Though there is another thread for that.

by Anonymousreply 204/09/2020

You don't say, R2.

by Anonymousreply 304/09/2020

Shame she can't do standup.

by Anonymousreply 404/10/2020

OP, I would sincerely like to know what is so attractive, to you, about Jeanine Garofalo. I don’t think she’s unattractive. But maybe I could be enlightened.

by Anonymousreply 504/10/2020

R5 It's Janeane. Her style, her wit. Her hair, her eyes, her smile.

by Anonymousreply 604/10/2020

Bad B.O. from my elevator experience with her.

by Anonymousreply 704/10/2020

R7 Sure you did.

by Anonymousreply 804/10/2020

Here R1

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by Anonymousreply 904/10/2020

How many threads could there be about someone who hasn’t done anything since 2003? I’m sure you’re a lovely person OP, but surely you know she had a restraining order already, so best you not fuel the DA’s case against you when her corpse ends up in an alley.

by Anonymousreply 1004/10/2020

R10 She's done a lot more since 2003. Standup specials, movies, TV.

by Anonymousreply 1104/10/2020

I was walking in the East Village with friends in about 2000 or 2001 — it was west of 2nd Ave, I want to say on 10th or 11th Street.

Some motion caught my eye, and I saw Janeane sitting on a couch in a garden apartment visible to the street, curtains open, sobbing openly.

I thought, 'Wow, I've just seen Janeane Garofalo having a mental breakdown in front of an open window.' But I didn't say anything to my friends, because I was sure they wouldn't know who she was.

by Anonymousreply 1204/10/2020

R12 Very creative.

by Anonymousreply 1304/10/2020

That is literally what I saw, R13.

by Anonymousreply 1404/10/2020

R14 What happened with her? Bad breakup?

by Anonymousreply 1504/10/2020

Yes, she has done lots of things since 2003. She’s bought gasoline, she’s presumably washed her hair. Doesn’t earn her an Oscar, never will.

by Anonymousreply 1604/10/2020

R16 Winning an Oscar is hardly an indicator of success.

by Anonymousreply 1704/10/2020

[quote]What happened with her? Bad breakup?

How should I know, R15? I didn't knock on the window and ask. (Although maybe that was what she was hoping for.)

She has never seemed to be a happy person, so she could have been crying about the TGIF lineup on ABC for all I know.

by Anonymousreply 1804/10/2020

R18 She's pretty cheerful. She quit drinking in 2001, so maybe you saw her before she stopped.

by Anonymousreply 1904/10/2020

Maybe I witnessed her rock bottom!

by Anonymousreply 2004/10/2020

R20 Hmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 2104/10/2020

R12 - I called her that afternoon and she confessed to me after a long complicated rant that she had lost all control after being unable to open a pickle jar.

by Anonymousreply 2204/10/2020

R22 At least it wasn't The Bell jar.

by Anonymousreply 2304/10/2020

Underrated on SNL.

by Anonymousreply 2404/11/2020

R24 Could've used her tonight.

by Anonymousreply 2504/11/2020

Love her.

by Anonymousreply 2604/14/2020

Love this vid from 2012 with her from John Wesley Harding.

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by Anonymousreply 2704/15/2020

R27 Gotta love the hair.

by Anonymousreply 2804/15/2020

Here's her appearance on "The King Of Queens". Killer wig too.

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by Anonymousreply 2904/16/2020

R29 Literally.

by Anonymousreply 3004/16/2020

There has been a Janeane sighting!

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by Anonymousreply 3104/17/2020

Garofaholic, you’re our most useful troll on here. Please never stop posting her stand-up acts once she starts again. I’m always wanting to see her live.

Also, can you track us down a copy of her hour long HBO special? It’s almost impossible to find now. All they have is her half-hour online.

by Anonymousreply 3204/18/2020

R32 Man, If I could find that hour long special, I'd be in hog heaven. It was on YT, but got taken down.

by Anonymousreply 3304/18/2020

Janeane appears at 36:20.

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by Anonymousreply 3404/18/2020

R34 Hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 3504/20/2020

I worked with an old roommate of hers years ago

by Anonymousreply 3604/20/2020

R37 Ah. tell me all about it. What did they say about her?

by Anonymousreply 3704/20/2020

They said her BO smelled like onions and celery and that she wept regularly, mostly over hair loss.

by Anonymousreply 3804/20/2020

She ate a lot of puffed wheat

by Anonymousreply 3904/21/2020

R39 Yum.

by Anonymousreply 4004/21/2020

OP There are lots of stars from yesteryear to be obsessed with. Couldn't you have chosen someone else? Like Louise Lasser?

by Anonymousreply 4104/21/2020

R41 Too old.

by Anonymousreply 4204/21/2020

I heard Janine uses those squishy toilet seats

by Anonymousreply 4304/22/2020

Now would be a good time to stream Janeane's two recent comedy specials. 2010s "If You Will" and If I May".

by Anonymousreply 4404/24/2020

CDAN believes Janeane has been having her psychic come over, instead of over the phone. Or it could be Parker Posey

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by Anonymousreply 4604/27/2020

THIS again??

by Anonymousreply 4704/27/2020

R47 Why not?

by Anonymousreply 4804/27/2020

Can you start my orange?

by Anonymousreply 4904/29/2020

Garofaholic needs to visit the current "We Are The World" thread, and maybe make a love connection with the Kim Carnes stalker.

by Anonymousreply 5004/29/2020

R50 Nope.

by Anonymousreply 5104/30/2020

She was great on Stumptown.

by Anonymousreply 5205/01/2020

R52 Shame she wasn't in more.

by Anonymousreply 5305/04/2020

After spending 6 years complaining about how she didn’t get the Renee Zellweger role in Jerry Maguire for being too fat, when did she decide to get skinny? Did the drugs do it for her?

by Anonymousreply 5405/05/2020

R54 She slimmed down for Jerry Magurire.

by Anonymousreply 5505/05/2020

It would’ve been miscasting anyway. The role and the movie was too cheesy for her. I can’t imagine her saying “You had me at hello” without rolling her eyes.

by Anonymousreply 5605/05/2020

R56 Agreed.

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by Anonymousreply 5805/06/2020

Shame she doesn't do Zoom.

by Anonymousreply 5905/14/2020

R59 bumping these three threads got you blocked.

by Anonymousreply 6005/14/2020

R60 Boo.

by Anonymousreply 6105/16/2020

Janeane Garofalo was spotted at Washington Square Park today, without a mask.

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by Anonymousreply 6305/16/2020

Here's Janeane Garofalo's 1998 appearance on Conan.

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by Anonymousreply 6505/21/2020

R64 Love it.

by Anonymousreply 6605/28/2020

Miss seeing her.

by Anonymousreply 6705/30/2020

Every time I see her pic I immediately visualize her masturbating her lady ham in that cringeworthy veterinarian movie.

by Anonymousreply 6805/30/2020

R69 Yeah that was a good one.

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by Anonymousreply 7006/05/2020

OP, have you thought about maybe getting some friends or a hobby?

by Anonymousreply 7106/05/2020

R71 This is my hobby.

by Anonymousreply 7206/07/2020

New pics.

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by Anonymousreply 7306/13/2020

Janeane will be returning to performing on the 27th, for an outside pop up show for Eastville.

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by Anonymousreply 7406/17/2020

I'm rewatching The Sopranos, and saw her scenes a few days ago. Damn, she looked good. I miss her.

by Anonymousreply 7506/17/2020

R75 She's been in a few movies recently and TV Shows.

by Anonymousreply 7606/17/2020

I read that she's asexual. Is that right?

by Anonymousreply 7706/17/2020

R77 She claims to be, but it might just be anxiety. She admits to crushes.

by Anonymousreply 7806/17/2020

She's either menopausal or post menopausal, so she might have no sex drive at all.

by Anonymousreply 7906/18/2020

I'm 57 and my sex drive hasn't let up a bit. I kind of wish it would.

by Anonymousreply 8006/18/2020

R79 She's said she's always had a low libido.

by Anonymousreply 8106/18/2020

Janeane Garofalo has made a cameo in Old 97's new video for "Turn Off The TV" from their upcoming album "Twelfth".

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by Anonymousreply 8206/23/2020

R82 Nice

by Anonymousreply 8306/25/2020

She's really good in "Come As You Are".

by Anonymousreply 8406/25/2020

Here's Janeane on Saturday.

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by Anonymousreply 8606/29/2020

Tomorrow at 9pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at an outdoor standup show by EastVille Comedy Club

by Anonymousreply 8707/10/2020

R87, will she insert the tampon live, on stage?

by Anonymousreply 8807/10/2020

Here's Janeane yesterday at Eastville.

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by Anonymousreply 9007/12/2020

I was gonna say she looks great from the picture in R89.

But gees, from R90, she's obviously hideous. She looks like Mrs. Mao Tse-tung.

by Anonymousreply 9107/12/2020

R91 Ookay.

by Anonymousreply 9207/12/2020

R92, I heard she sold out to the Chicoms.

by Anonymousreply 9307/14/2020

R93 Haha.

by Anonymousreply 9407/14/2020

Mrs. Mao-Tse Tung?

by Anonymousreply 9507/15/2020

Not fucking way does she look like Mrs. Mao Tse-tung.

Mrs Mao is very much uglier that Jeapreense

by Anonymousreply 9607/15/2020

Janeane will be performing at an outdoor show for Eastville Comedy Club.

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by Anonymousreply 9707/22/2020

This being a gay men's site, we should all troll it with our female crushes.

by Anonymousreply 9807/22/2020

R98 She's always been an ally.

by Anonymousreply 9907/22/2020

R99 - so are most progressive women...do gay men have crushes on them? C'mon. Also, we need better looking allies than this troll.

by Anonymousreply 10007/22/2020

R100 A lot of gay men crush on Janeane.

by Anonymousreply 10107/22/2020

R101 - because she has the face of a man.

by Anonymousreply 10207/22/2020

Interesting you should say this is a gay men's site, R98, when metrics show that men are 53% and women 47%. And then there's this from the Datalounge Wikepedia entry:

DataLounge derives its personality from a core community of predominantly anonymous posters who share news, opinions, gossip, personal histories, and political views from a gay and lesbian perspective.

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by Anonymousreply 10307/22/2020

She also looks like those girls from high school who had funk odor in the lockeroom.

by Anonymousreply 10407/23/2020

R97 The show has been rescheduled to Sunday at 9pm.

by Anonymousreply 10507/24/2020

Share your Janeane gossip stories/gossip here.

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by Anonymousreply 10607/24/2020

Madam Mao Tsu Tung

by Anonymousreply 10707/25/2020

When I was a teen boy in college, Madam Mao Tse Tung turned her eye towards me.

I was just a young boy. So young. So innocent.

by Anonymousreply 10807/25/2020

I like how she pretends people like her.

by Anonymousreply 10907/25/2020

Janeane Garofalo was not the voice of Daria, but she did do a commercial for it on MTV in 1998.

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by Anonymousreply 11007/31/2020

To me, she’s like Tracey Ullman... I find myself studying and analyzing her instead of laughing. But I take her over Kathy Griffin any day.

by Anonymousreply 11108/01/2020

R111 More interesting than funny.

by Anonymousreply 11208/01/2020

Does anyone but lesbians give a damn about Garofalo anymore?

by Anonymousreply 11308/01/2020

R113 Yes.

by Anonymousreply 11408/01/2020

Wanna see Janeane Garofalo debut new material? Then come see her on Wednesday at The Sultan Room at 8:30.

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by Anonymousreply 11508/18/2020

Here's Janeane on Wednesday.

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by Anonymousreply 11708/21/2020

Is it true that she was born with horns on her head, and the doctors successfully removed them?

by Anonymousreply 11808/21/2020

R118 Heh.

by Anonymousreply 11908/21/2020

I'm relieved to see that she has avoided neck and face tattoos -- so far.

by Anonymousreply 12008/23/2020

R120 She'd never.

by Anonymousreply 12108/24/2020

Love her.

by Anonymousreply 12208/26/2020

Janeane last night.

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by Anonymousreply 12408/31/2020

I heard that Janeane's labia is so large (think elephant ears) that is makes a sloshing sound when she walks. That is why she always wears tight jeans.

by Anonymousreply 12508/31/2020

R125 Okay.

by Anonymousreply 12609/06/2020

[quote]Love her. —TheGarofaholic

We know, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 12709/07/2020

R127 Good to know.

by Anonymousreply 12809/07/2020

Do we know if Janeane Garofalo has been in any new films recently?

by Anonymousreply 12909/08/2020

R129, in Hollywood, she's known by the name "oxoffice-bay oison-pay".

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by Anonymousreply 13109/08/2020

R130 Oooh, tell me more.

by Anonymousreply 13209/08/2020

Tomorrow, Janeane Garofalo performs at the Irish Haven for the 5th Borough Comedy Festival at 7pm.

by Anonymousreply 13309/09/2020

Janeane Garofalo last night.

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by Anonymousreply 13409/11/2020

After the show, Janeane poured some Guinness for the crowd.

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by Anonymousreply 13509/11/2020

I feel sorry for you Jeanenne. I mean R135.

by Anonymousreply 13609/11/2020

R136 Ha.

by Anonymousreply 13709/11/2020

R136, why?

by Anonymousreply 13809/11/2020

Because of the horns upon her head.

by Anonymousreply 13909/12/2020

Pity about that chin.

by Anonymousreply 14009/12/2020

R140 It's just the angle, she has a decent chin.

by Anonymousreply 14109/12/2020

It looks like shes gaining some muscle, I love her tattoos!

by Anonymousreply 14209/13/2020

R142 Sweet.

by Anonymousreply 14309/13/2020

Happy 56th Birthday to my longtime crush. The one and only Janeane Garofalo! Enjoy it and stay safe.

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by Anonymousreply 14409/28/2020

56 cents is about the price of that wig in R144.

by Anonymousreply 14509/28/2020

R145 Ha, that's her own hair.

by Anonymousreply 14609/28/2020

R146, you mean she looks like that on purpose?

by Anonymousreply 14709/28/2020

R147 Yeah, she dyes her hair jet black.

by Anonymousreply 14809/28/2020

Does she also shave her forehead, because I've seen balding men with lower hairlines.

by Anonymousreply 14909/28/2020

R149 Ha, what are you talking about?

by Anonymousreply 15009/28/2020

R149 She has a high forehead.

by Anonymousreply 15109/28/2020

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at the grand opening of Eastville Comedy Club 7:30pm and 9:30pm.

by Anonymousreply 15209/30/2020

R152, is that a threat or a warning?

by Anonymousreply 15309/30/2020

R153 Haha, no.

by Anonymousreply 15409/30/2020

R152, how did the show go? Did most of the audience vomit a little into their mouths when she walked out on stage?

by Anonymousreply 15510/01/2020

Here she is.

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by Anonymousreply 15610/01/2020

R156, is that a bad camera angle, or is she developing a hunchback?

by Anonymousreply 15710/01/2020

R157 Just the angle.

by Anonymousreply 15810/01/2020

R158 On second look, she's leaning down at the crowd.

by Anonymousreply 15910/01/2020

Janeane last night.

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by Anonymousreply 16010/02/2020

Did she get drunk and fall off the stage again? Oh, Janeane!

by Anonymousreply 16110/04/2020

R161 Did she lose her wig?

by Anonymousreply 16210/04/2020

R161 She was just playing around.

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by Anonymousreply 16410/05/2020

Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club tonight. 8pm. Be there.

by Anonymousreply 16510/09/2020

I'm still not sure that Janeane is investing her earnings in wigs.

by Anonymousreply 16610/09/2020

R166 Why would you think she is?

by Anonymousreply 16710/09/2020

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. 7:30pm

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by Anonymousreply 16910/10/2020

R169, her face looks like she just lost a boxing match.

by Anonymousreply 17010/11/2020

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. 8pm Be there.

by Anonymousreply 17110/14/2020

Wanna watch Janeane Garofalo at Eastville Comedy Club?

Then get a ticket for a Livestream. Friday and Saturday at 8pm. Tickets start at $5 and go to Covid-19 charities.

Tickets are at the Eastville website.

by Anonymousreply 17210/15/2020

Here's the Zoom code for tonight's Janeane Garofalo show .

ID: 844 1765 9826 Passcode: 534126

by Anonymousreply 17310/17/2020

Here's the Zoom passcode for tonight's Janeane Garofalo livestream at Eastville Comedy . Meeting ID: 876 4367 9149 Passcode: 780166

BTW, the show is free for those who paid for the two shows last week.

by Anonymousreply 17410/23/2020

I sent that zoom number to Jeffrey Toobin.

by Anonymousreply 17510/23/2020

Here's the passcode for tonight's livestream at Eastville.

Meeting ID: 824 8862 7066 Passcode: 362662

by Anonymousreply 17610/30/2020

Thanks Garofaholic. Do you mind if my if I send my alcoholic cousin that zoom room? He likes to show up in random zooms and masturbate.

by Anonymousreply 17710/31/2020

R177, is your cousin's name Jeffrey Toobin?

by Anonymousreply 17810/31/2020

From 1998, here's Janeane Garofalo's appearance on "Loveline".

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by Anonymousreply 17911/20/2020

Here's Janeane Garofalo's 1997 appearance on Regis And Kathy Lee.

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by Anonymousreply 18011/20/2020

Ladies and Gentleman, the Holy Grail! Janeane Garofalo's 1997 hourlong HBO special. Yee Haw!

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by Anonymousreply 18111/20/2020

She was slightly less repulsive before the tatoos.

by Anonymousreply 18211/21/2020

Janeane Garofalo performs tonight at a virtual SF Sketchfest at 8pm. Tickets still available.

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by Anonymousreply 18301/30/2021

Short clip of Janeane Garofalo from The Improv in 1992.

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by Anonymousreply 18402/14/2021

Here's Janeane Garofalo on the Comics Come Home 1997 special that aired on Comedy Central on New Year's Eve.

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by Anonymousreply 18502/14/2021

Janeane Garofalo with her lovely floral shirt on her shirt lived show "Comedy Product" in 1995.

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by Anonymousreply 18602/14/2021

Here's Janeane Garofalo at The Improv in 1992.

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by Anonymousreply 18702/14/2021

Janeane's interview with Blender in 1996.

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by Anonymousreply 18802/15/2021

Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club tonight and tomorrow at 8pm. The shows will also be livestreamed.

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by Anonymousreply 18902/19/2021

Janeane doing standup in 1991.

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by Anonymousreply 19003/21/2021

Here's the Zoom code for tonight's Janeane livestream.

ID: 882 9574 4074 Passcode: 543931

by Anonymousreply 19103/27/2021

Janeane livestream Zoom code. Meeting ID: 812 9433 3150 Passcode: 475807

by Anonymousreply 19204/10/2021

Janeane will be playing a lesbian dean of the college in the final season of "Younger".

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by Anonymousreply 19304/19/2021

Great scene

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by Anonymousreply 19405/01/2021

When's the last time anyone but the OP posted something in this thread? A year ago? I wonder if anyone but the OP has ever attended one of JG's Eastville shows? I know I haven't, and I live about 4 blocks away from Eastville.

by Anonymousreply 19505/01/2021

R195 Really, how come?

by Anonymousreply 19605/01/2021

Zero interest, OP; whaddaya think?

by Anonymousreply 19705/01/2021

R197 You should give her a shot.

by Anonymousreply 19805/01/2021

I'm familiar enough with her work to know I'm not interested.

by Anonymousreply 19905/01/2021

R199 Have you ever seen her live before?

by Anonymousreply 20005/01/2021

The hits just keep on coming. Janeane will appear in the new season of "Billions"

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by Anonymousreply 20105/05/2021

Tonight at 8pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club.

There will a be a livestream. Get your tickets here.

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by Anonymousreply 20205/08/2021

[quote] [R199] Have you ever seen her live before?

Yes. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

by Anonymousreply 20305/08/2021

R203 Aw, you didn't like her crowd work?

by Anonymousreply 20405/08/2021

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at a livestream at EastVille Comedy Club. 8pm.

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by Anonymousreply 20505/14/2021

Anybody see her on Younger?

by Anonymousreply 20605/23/2021

Tonight at 8pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. The show will be livestreamed. Get your tickets here.

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by Anonymousreply 20806/06/2021

Janeane will be appearing in the final season of Dead To Me on Netflix.

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by Anonymousreply 20906/11/2021

Here's Janeane Garofalo on "Williams Street Swap Shop" back on her birthday in 2018.

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by Anonymousreply 21006/11/2021

Here's a rare gem that's been unearthed. Janeane Garofalo on the 90s PBS show "Kino's Storytime" in 1996.

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by Anonymousreply 21106/11/2021

Tonight at 8pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. The show will be livestreamed, so get your tickets here.

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