Discuss my longtime crush.
If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.
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Discuss my longtime crush.
If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||06/21/2021|
Why don't we discuss her hair and wigs?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/09/2020|
R1 Sure, why not. Though there is another thread for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/09/2020|
You don't say, R2.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/09/2020|
Shame she can't do standup.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/10/2020|
OP, I would sincerely like to know what is so attractive, to you, about Jeanine Garofalo. I don’t think she’s unattractive. But maybe I could be enlightened.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/10/2020|
R5 It's Janeane. Her style, her wit. Her hair, her eyes, her smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/10/2020|
Bad B.O. from my elevator experience with her.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/10/2020|
R7 Sure you did.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/10/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/10/2020|
How many threads could there be about someone who hasn’t done anything since 2003? I’m sure you’re a lovely person OP, but surely you know she had a restraining order already, so best you not fuel the DA’s case against you when her corpse ends up in an alley.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/10/2020|
R10 She's done a lot more since 2003. Standup specials, movies, TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/10/2020|
I was walking in the East Village with friends in about 2000 or 2001 — it was west of 2nd Ave, I want to say on 10th or 11th Street.
Some motion caught my eye, and I saw Janeane sitting on a couch in a garden apartment visible to the street, curtains open, sobbing openly.
I thought, 'Wow, I've just seen Janeane Garofalo having a mental breakdown in front of an open window.' But I didn't say anything to my friends, because I was sure they wouldn't know who she was.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/10/2020|
R12 Very creative.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/10/2020|
That is literally what I saw, R13.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/10/2020|
R14 What happened with her? Bad breakup?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/10/2020|
Yes, she has done lots of things since 2003. She’s bought gasoline, she’s presumably washed her hair. Doesn’t earn her an Oscar, never will.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/10/2020|
R16 Winning an Oscar is hardly an indicator of success.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/10/2020|
[quote]What happened with her? Bad breakup?
How should I know, R15? I didn't knock on the window and ask. (Although maybe that was what she was hoping for.)
She has never seemed to be a happy person, so she could have been crying about the TGIF lineup on ABC for all I know.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/10/2020|
R18 She's pretty cheerful. She quit drinking in 2001, so maybe you saw her before she stopped.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/10/2020|
Maybe I witnessed her rock bottom!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/10/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/10/2020|
R12 - I called her that afternoon and she confessed to me after a long complicated rant that she had lost all control after being unable to open a pickle jar.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/10/2020|
R22 At least it wasn't The Bell jar.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/10/2020|
Underrated on SNL.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/11/2020|
R24 Could've used her tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/11/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/14/2020|
Love this vid from 2012 with her from John Wesley Harding.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/15/2020|
R27 Gotta love the hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/15/2020|
Here's her appearance on "The King Of Queens". Killer wig too.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/16/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/16/2020|
There has been a Janeane sighting!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/17/2020|
Garofaholic, you’re our most useful troll on here. Please never stop posting her stand-up acts once she starts again. I’m always wanting to see her live.
Also, can you track us down a copy of her hour long HBO special? It’s almost impossible to find now. All they have is her half-hour online.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/18/2020|
R32 Man, If I could find that hour long special, I'd be in hog heaven. It was on YT, but got taken down.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/18/2020|
Janeane appears at 36:20.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/18/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/20/2020|
I worked with an old roommate of hers years ago
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/20/2020|
R37 Ah. tell me all about it. What did they say about her?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/20/2020|
They said her BO smelled like onions and celery and that she wept regularly, mostly over hair loss.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/20/2020|
She ate a lot of puffed wheat
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/21/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/21/2020|
OP There are lots of stars from yesteryear to be obsessed with. Couldn't you have chosen someone else? Like Louise Lasser?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/21/2020|
R41 Too old.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/21/2020|
I heard Janine uses those squishy toilet seats
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/22/2020|
Now would be a good time to stream Janeane's two recent comedy specials. 2010s "If You Will" and If I May".
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/24/2020|
CDAN believes Janeane has been having her psychic come over, instead of over the phone. Or it could be Parker Posey
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/24/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/27/2020|
R47 Why not?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/27/2020|
Can you start my orange?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/29/2020|
Garofaholic needs to visit the current "We Are The World" thread, and maybe make a love connection with the Kim Carnes stalker.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/30/2020|
She was great on Stumptown.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/01/2020|
R52 Shame she wasn't in more.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/04/2020|
After spending 6 years complaining about how she didn’t get the Renee Zellweger role in Jerry Maguire for being too fat, when did she decide to get skinny? Did the drugs do it for her?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/05/2020|
R54 She slimmed down for Jerry Magurire.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/05/2020|
It would’ve been miscasting anyway. The role and the movie was too cheesy for her. I can’t imagine her saying “You had me at hello” without rolling her eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/05/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/05/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/06/2020|
Shame she doesn't do Zoom.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/14/2020|
R59 bumping these three threads got you blocked.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/14/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/16/2020|
Janeane Garofalo was spotted at Washington Square Park today, without a mask.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/16/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/16/2020|
Here's Janeane Garofalo's 1998 appearance on Conan.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/18/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/21/2020|
R64 Love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/28/2020|
Miss seeing her.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/30/2020|
Every time I see her pic I immediately visualize her masturbating her lady ham in that cringeworthy veterinarian movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/30/2020|
R69 Yeah that was a good one.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/30/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/05/2020|
OP, have you thought about maybe getting some friends or a hobby?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/05/2020|
R71 This is my hobby.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/07/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/13/2020|
Janeane will be returning to performing on the 27th, for an outside pop up show for Eastville.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/17/2020|
I'm rewatching The Sopranos, and saw her scenes a few days ago. Damn, she looked good. I miss her.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/17/2020|
R75 She's been in a few movies recently and TV Shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/17/2020|
I read that she's asexual. Is that right?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/17/2020|
R77 She claims to be, but it might just be anxiety. She admits to crushes.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/17/2020|
She's either menopausal or post menopausal, so she might have no sex drive at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/18/2020|
I'm 57 and my sex drive hasn't let up a bit. I kind of wish it would.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/18/2020|
R79 She's said she's always had a low libido.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/18/2020|
Janeane Garofalo has made a cameo in Old 97's new video for "Turn Off The TV" from their upcoming album "Twelfth".
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/23/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/25/2020|
She's really good in "Come As You Are".
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/25/2020|
Here's Janeane on Saturday.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/29/2020|
Tomorrow at 9pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at an outdoor standup show by EastVille Comedy Club
|by Anonymous||reply 87||07/10/2020|
R87, will she insert the tampon live, on stage?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||07/10/2020|
Here's Janeane yesterday at Eastville.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||07/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||07/12/2020|
I was gonna say she looks great from the picture in R89.
But gees, from R90, she's obviously hideous. She looks like Mrs. Mao Tse-tung.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||07/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||07/12/2020|
R92, I heard she sold out to the Chicoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||07/14/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 94||07/14/2020|
Mrs. Mao-Tse Tung?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||07/15/2020|
Not fucking way does she look like Mrs. Mao Tse-tung.
Mrs Mao is very much uglier that Jeapreense
|by Anonymous||reply 96||07/15/2020|
Janeane will be performing at an outdoor show for Eastville Comedy Club.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||07/22/2020|
This being a gay men's site, we should all troll it with our female crushes.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||07/22/2020|
R98 She's always been an ally.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||07/22/2020|
R99 - so are most progressive women...do gay men have crushes on them? C'mon. Also, we need better looking allies than this troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||07/22/2020|
R100 A lot of gay men crush on Janeane.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||07/22/2020|
R101 - because she has the face of a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/22/2020|
Interesting you should say this is a gay men's site, R98, when metrics show that men are 53% and women 47%. And then there's this from the Datalounge Wikepedia entry:
DataLounge derives its personality from a core community of predominantly anonymous posters who share news, opinions, gossip, personal histories, and political views from a gay and lesbian perspective.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/22/2020|
She also looks like those girls from high school who had funk odor in the lockeroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||07/23/2020|
R97 The show has been rescheduled to Sunday at 9pm.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||07/24/2020|
Share your Janeane gossip stories/gossip here.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||07/24/2020|
Madam Mao Tsu Tung
|by Anonymous||reply 107||07/25/2020|
When I was a teen boy in college, Madam Mao Tse Tung turned her eye towards me.
I was just a young boy. So young. So innocent.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||07/25/2020|
I like how she pretends people like her.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||07/25/2020|
Janeane Garofalo was not the voice of Daria, but she did do a commercial for it on MTV in 1998.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||07/31/2020|
To me, she’s like Tracey Ullman... I find myself studying and analyzing her instead of laughing. But I take her over Kathy Griffin any day.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||08/01/2020|
R111 More interesting than funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||08/01/2020|
Does anyone but lesbians give a damn about Garofalo anymore?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||08/01/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 114||08/01/2020|
Wanna see Janeane Garofalo debut new material? Then come see her on Wednesday at The Sultan Room at 8:30.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||08/18/2020|
Here's Janeane on Wednesday.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||08/21/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 117||08/21/2020|
Is it true that she was born with horns on her head, and the doctors successfully removed them?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||08/21/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 119||08/21/2020|
I'm relieved to see that she has avoided neck and face tattoos -- so far.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||08/23/2020|
R120 She'd never.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||08/24/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 122||08/26/2020|
Janeane last night.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||08/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 124||08/31/2020|
I heard that Janeane's labia is so large (think elephant ears) that is makes a sloshing sound when she walks. That is why she always wears tight jeans.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||08/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 126||09/06/2020|
[quote]Love her. —TheGarofaholic
We know, gurl.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||09/07/2020|
R127 Good to know.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||09/07/2020|
Do we know if Janeane Garofalo has been in any new films recently?
|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/08/2020|
R129, in Hollywood, she's known by the name "oxoffice-bay oison-pay".
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/08/2020|
OH DEAR R130!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/08/2020|
R130 Oooh, tell me more.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||09/08/2020|
Tomorrow, Janeane Garofalo performs at the Irish Haven for the 5th Borough Comedy Festival at 7pm.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||09/09/2020|
Janeane Garofalo last night.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||09/11/2020|
After the show, Janeane poured some Guinness for the crowd.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/11/2020|
I feel sorry for you Jeanenne. I mean R135.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||09/11/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 137||09/11/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 138||09/11/2020|
Because of the horns upon her head.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||09/12/2020|
Pity about that chin.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||09/12/2020|
R140 It's just the angle, she has a decent chin.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||09/12/2020|
It looks like shes gaining some muscle, I love her tattoos!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||09/13/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 143||09/13/2020|
Happy 56th Birthday to my longtime crush. The one and only Janeane Garofalo! Enjoy it and stay safe.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||09/28/2020|
56 cents is about the price of that wig in R144.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||09/28/2020|
R145 Ha, that's her own hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||09/28/2020|
R146, you mean she looks like that on purpose?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||09/28/2020|
R147 Yeah, she dyes her hair jet black.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||09/28/2020|
Does she also shave her forehead, because I've seen balding men with lower hairlines.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||09/28/2020|
R149 Ha, what are you talking about?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||09/28/2020|
R149 She has a high forehead.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||09/28/2020|
Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at the grand opening of Eastville Comedy Club 7:30pm and 9:30pm.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||09/30/2020|
R152, is that a threat or a warning?
|by Anonymous||reply 153||09/30/2020|
R153 Haha, no.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||09/30/2020|
R152, how did the show go? Did most of the audience vomit a little into their mouths when she walked out on stage?
|by Anonymous||reply 155||10/01/2020|
Here she is.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||10/01/2020|
R156, is that a bad camera angle, or is she developing a hunchback?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||10/01/2020|
R157 Just the angle.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||10/01/2020|
R158 On second look, she's leaning down at the crowd.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||10/01/2020|
Janeane last night.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||10/02/2020|
Did she get drunk and fall off the stage again? Oh, Janeane!
|by Anonymous||reply 161||10/04/2020|
R161 Did she lose her wig?
|by Anonymous||reply 162||10/04/2020|
R161 She was just playing around.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||10/04/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 164||10/05/2020|
Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club tonight. 8pm. Be there.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||10/09/2020|
I'm still not sure that Janeane is investing her earnings in wigs.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||10/09/2020|
R166 Why would you think she is?
|by Anonymous||reply 167||10/09/2020|
Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. 7:30pm
|by Anonymous||reply 168||10/10/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 169||10/10/2020|
R169, her face looks like she just lost a boxing match.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||10/11/2020|
Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. 8pm Be there.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||10/14/2020|
Wanna watch Janeane Garofalo at Eastville Comedy Club?
Then get a ticket for a Livestream. Friday and Saturday at 8pm. Tickets start at $5 and go to Covid-19 charities.
Tickets are at the Eastville website.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||10/15/2020|
Here's the Zoom code for tonight's Janeane Garofalo show .
ID: 844 1765 9826 Passcode: 534126
|by Anonymous||reply 173||10/17/2020|
Here's the Zoom passcode for tonight's Janeane Garofalo livestream at Eastville Comedy . Meeting ID: 876 4367 9149 Passcode: 780166
BTW, the show is free for those who paid for the two shows last week.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||10/23/2020|
I sent that zoom number to Jeffrey Toobin.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||10/23/2020|
Here's the passcode for tonight's livestream at Eastville.
Meeting ID: 824 8862 7066 Passcode: 362662
|by Anonymous||reply 176||10/30/2020|
Thanks Garofaholic. Do you mind if my if I send my alcoholic cousin that zoom room? He likes to show up in random zooms and masturbate.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||10/31/2020|
R177, is your cousin's name Jeffrey Toobin?
|by Anonymous||reply 178||10/31/2020|
From 1998, here's Janeane Garofalo's appearance on "Loveline".
|by Anonymous||reply 179||11/20/2020|
Here's Janeane Garofalo's 1997 appearance on Regis And Kathy Lee.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||11/20/2020|
Ladies and Gentleman, the Holy Grail! Janeane Garofalo's 1997 hourlong HBO special. Yee Haw!
|by Anonymous||reply 181||11/20/2020|
She was slightly less repulsive before the tatoos.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||11/21/2020|
Janeane Garofalo performs tonight at a virtual SF Sketchfest at 8pm. Tickets still available.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||01/30/2021|
Short clip of Janeane Garofalo from The Improv in 1992.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||02/14/2021|
Here's Janeane Garofalo on the Comics Come Home 1997 special that aired on Comedy Central on New Year's Eve.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||02/14/2021|
Janeane Garofalo with her lovely floral shirt on her shirt lived show "Comedy Product" in 1995.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||02/14/2021|
Here's Janeane Garofalo at The Improv in 1992.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||02/14/2021|
Janeane's interview with Blender in 1996.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||02/15/2021|
Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club tonight and tomorrow at 8pm. The shows will also be livestreamed.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||02/19/2021|
Janeane doing standup in 1991.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/21/2021|
Here's the Zoom code for tonight's Janeane livestream.
ID: 882 9574 4074 Passcode: 543931
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/27/2021|
Janeane livestream Zoom code. Meeting ID: 812 9433 3150 Passcode: 475807
|by Anonymous||reply 192||04/10/2021|
Janeane will be playing a lesbian dean of the college in the final season of "Younger".
|by Anonymous||reply 193||04/19/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 194||05/01/2021|
When's the last time anyone but the OP posted something in this thread? A year ago? I wonder if anyone but the OP has ever attended one of JG's Eastville shows? I know I haven't, and I live about 4 blocks away from Eastville.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||05/01/2021|
R195 Really, how come?
|by Anonymous||reply 196||05/01/2021|
Zero interest, OP; whaddaya think?
|by Anonymous||reply 197||05/01/2021|
R197 You should give her a shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||05/01/2021|
I'm familiar enough with her work to know I'm not interested.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||05/01/2021|
R199 Have you ever seen her live before?
|by Anonymous||reply 200||05/01/2021|
The hits just keep on coming. Janeane will appear in the new season of "Billions"
|by Anonymous||reply 201||05/05/2021|
Tonight at 8pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club.
There will a be a livestream. Get your tickets here.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||05/08/2021|
[quote] [R199] Have you ever seen her live before?
|by Anonymous||reply 203||05/08/2021|
R203 Aw, you didn't like her crowd work?
|by Anonymous||reply 204||05/08/2021|
Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at a livestream at EastVille Comedy Club. 8pm.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||05/14/2021|
Anybody see her on Younger?
|by Anonymous||reply 206||05/23/2021|
Tonight at 8pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. The show will be livestreamed. Get your tickets here.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||05/28/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 208||06/06/2021|
Janeane will be appearing in the final season of Dead To Me on Netflix.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||06/11/2021|
Here's Janeane Garofalo on "Williams Street Swap Shop" back on her birthday in 2018.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||06/11/2021|
Here's a rare gem that's been unearthed. Janeane Garofalo on the 90s PBS show "Kino's Storytime" in 1996.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||06/11/2021|
Tonight at 8pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. The show will be livestreamed, so get your tickets here.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||06/19/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 213||06/21/2021|
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