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Janeane Garofalo

Discuss my longtime crush.

If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.

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by Anonymousreply 8606/29/2020

Why don't we discuss her hair and wigs?

by Anonymousreply 104/09/2020

R1 Sure, why not. Though there is another thread for that.

by Anonymousreply 204/09/2020

You don't say, R2.

by Anonymousreply 304/09/2020

Shame she can't do standup.

by Anonymousreply 404/10/2020

OP, I would sincerely like to know what is so attractive, to you, about Jeanine Garofalo. I don’t think she’s unattractive. But maybe I could be enlightened.

by Anonymousreply 504/10/2020

R5 It's Janeane. Her style, her wit. Her hair, her eyes, her smile.

by Anonymousreply 604/10/2020

Bad B.O. from my elevator experience with her.

by Anonymousreply 704/10/2020

R7 Sure you did.

by Anonymousreply 804/10/2020

Here R1

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by Anonymousreply 904/10/2020

How many threads could there be about someone who hasn’t done anything since 2003? I’m sure you’re a lovely person OP, but surely you know she had a restraining order already, so best you not fuel the DA’s case against you when her corpse ends up in an alley.

by Anonymousreply 1004/10/2020

R10 She's done a lot more since 2003. Standup specials, movies, TV.

by Anonymousreply 1104/10/2020

I was walking in the East Village with friends in about 2000 or 2001 — it was west of 2nd Ave, I want to say on 10th or 11th Street.

Some motion caught my eye, and I saw Janeane sitting on a couch in a garden apartment visible to the street, curtains open, sobbing openly.

I thought, 'Wow, I've just seen Janeane Garofalo having a mental breakdown in front of an open window.' But I didn't say anything to my friends, because I was sure they wouldn't know who she was.

by Anonymousreply 1204/10/2020

R12 Very creative.

by Anonymousreply 1304/10/2020

That is literally what I saw, R13.

by Anonymousreply 1404/10/2020

R14 What happened with her? Bad breakup?

by Anonymousreply 1504/10/2020

Yes, she has done lots of things since 2003. She’s bought gasoline, she’s presumably washed her hair. Doesn’t earn her an Oscar, never will.

by Anonymousreply 1604/10/2020

R16 Winning an Oscar is hardly an indicator of success.

by Anonymousreply 1704/10/2020

[quote]What happened with her? Bad breakup?

How should I know, R15? I didn't knock on the window and ask. (Although maybe that was what she was hoping for.)

She has never seemed to be a happy person, so she could have been crying about the TGIF lineup on ABC for all I know.

by Anonymousreply 1804/10/2020

R18 She's pretty cheerful. She quit drinking in 2001, so maybe you saw her before she stopped.

by Anonymousreply 1904/10/2020

Maybe I witnessed her rock bottom!

by Anonymousreply 2004/10/2020

R20 Hmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 2104/10/2020

R12 - I called her that afternoon and she confessed to me after a long complicated rant that she had lost all control after being unable to open a pickle jar.

by Anonymousreply 2204/10/2020

R22 At least it wasn't The Bell jar.

by Anonymousreply 2304/10/2020

Underrated on SNL.

by Anonymousreply 2404/11/2020

R24 Could've used her tonight.

by Anonymousreply 2504/11/2020

Love her.

by Anonymousreply 2604/14/2020

Love this vid from 2012 with her from John Wesley Harding.

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by Anonymousreply 2704/15/2020

R27 Gotta love the hair.

by Anonymousreply 2804/15/2020

Here's her appearance on "The King Of Queens". Killer wig too.

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by Anonymousreply 2904/16/2020

R29 Literally.

by Anonymousreply 3004/16/2020

There has been a Janeane sighting!

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by Anonymousreply 3104/17/2020

Garofaholic, you’re our most useful troll on here. Please never stop posting her stand-up acts once she starts again. I’m always wanting to see her live.

Also, can you track us down a copy of her hour long HBO special? It’s almost impossible to find now. All they have is her half-hour online.

by Anonymousreply 3204/18/2020

R32 Man, If I could find that hour long special, I'd be in hog heaven. It was on YT, but got taken down.

by Anonymousreply 3304/18/2020

Janeane appears at 36:20.

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by Anonymousreply 3404/18/2020

R34 Hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 3504/20/2020

I worked with an old roommate of hers years ago

by Anonymousreply 3604/20/2020

R37 Ah. tell me all about it. What did they say about her?

by Anonymousreply 3704/20/2020

They said her BO smelled like onions and celery and that she wept regularly, mostly over hair loss.

by Anonymousreply 3804/20/2020

She ate a lot of puffed wheat

by Anonymousreply 3904/21/2020

R39 Yum.

by Anonymousreply 4004/21/2020

OP There are lots of stars from yesteryear to be obsessed with. Couldn't you have chosen someone else? Like Louise Lasser?

by Anonymousreply 4104/21/2020

R41 Too old.

by Anonymousreply 4204/21/2020

I heard Janine uses those squishy toilet seats

by Anonymousreply 4304/22/2020

Now would be a good time to stream Janeane's two recent comedy specials. 2010s "If You Will" and If I May".

by Anonymousreply 4404/24/2020

CDAN believes Janeane has been having her psychic come over, instead of over the phone. Or it could be Parker Posey

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by Anonymousreply 4604/27/2020

THIS again??

by Anonymousreply 4704/27/2020

R47 Why not?

by Anonymousreply 4804/27/2020

Can you start my orange?

by Anonymousreply 4904/29/2020

Garofaholic needs to visit the current "We Are The World" thread, and maybe make a love connection with the Kim Carnes stalker.

by Anonymousreply 5004/29/2020

R50 Nope.

by Anonymousreply 5104/30/2020

She was great on Stumptown.

by Anonymousreply 5205/01/2020

R52 Shame she wasn't in more.

by Anonymousreply 5305/04/2020

After spending 6 years complaining about how she didn’t get the Renee Zellweger role in Jerry Maguire for being too fat, when did she decide to get skinny? Did the drugs do it for her?

by Anonymousreply 5405/05/2020

R54 She slimmed down for Jerry Magurire.

by Anonymousreply 5505/05/2020

It would’ve been miscasting anyway. The role and the movie was too cheesy for her. I can’t imagine her saying “You had me at hello” without rolling her eyes.

by Anonymousreply 5605/05/2020

R56 Agreed.

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by Anonymousreply 5805/06/2020

Shame she doesn't do Zoom.

by Anonymousreply 5905/14/2020

R59 bumping these three threads got you blocked.

by Anonymousreply 6005/14/2020

R60 Boo.

by Anonymousreply 6105/16/2020

Janeane Garofalo was spotted at Washington Square Park today, without a mask.

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by Anonymousreply 6305/16/2020

Here's Janeane Garofalo's 1998 appearance on Conan.

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by Anonymousreply 6505/21/2020

R64 Love it.

by Anonymousreply 6605/28/2020

Miss seeing her.

by Anonymousreply 6705/30/2020

Every time I see her pic I immediately visualize her masturbating her lady ham in that cringeworthy veterinarian movie.

by Anonymousreply 6805/30/2020

R69 Yeah that was a good one.

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by Anonymousreply 7006/05/2020

OP, have you thought about maybe getting some friends or a hobby?

by Anonymousreply 7106/05/2020

R71 This is my hobby.

by Anonymousreply 7206/07/2020

New pics.

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by Anonymousreply 7306/13/2020

Janeane will be returning to performing on the 27th, for an outside pop up show for Eastville.

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by Anonymousreply 7406/17/2020

I'm rewatching The Sopranos, and saw her scenes a few days ago. Damn, she looked good. I miss her.

by Anonymousreply 7506/17/2020

R75 She's been in a few movies recently and TV Shows.

by Anonymousreply 7606/17/2020

I read that she's asexual. Is that right?

by Anonymousreply 7706/17/2020

R77 She claims to be, but it might just be anxiety. She admits to crushes.

by Anonymousreply 7806/17/2020

She's either menopausal or post menopausal, so she might have no sex drive at all.

by Anonymousreply 7906/18/2020

I'm 57 and my sex drive hasn't let up a bit. I kind of wish it would.

by Anonymousreply 8006/18/2020

R79 She's said she's always had a low libido.

by Anonymousreply 8106/18/2020

Janeane Garofalo has made a cameo in Old 97's new video for "Turn Off The TV" from their upcoming album "Twelfth".

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by Anonymousreply 8206/23/2020

R82 Nice

by Anonymousreply 8306/25/2020

She's really good in "Come As You Are".

by Anonymousreply 8406/25/2020

Here's Janeane on Saturday.

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