Janeane Garofalo

Why don't we discuss her hair and wigs?

R1 Sure, why not. Though there is another thread for that.

You don't say, R2.

Shame she can't do standup.

OP, I would sincerely like to know what is so attractive, to you, about Jeanine Garofalo. I don’t think she’s unattractive. But maybe I could be enlightened.

R5 It's Janeane. Her style, her wit. Her hair, her eyes, her smile.

Bad B.O. from my elevator experience with her.

R7 Sure you did.

Here R1

How many threads could there be about someone who hasn’t done anything since 2003? I’m sure you’re a lovely person OP, but surely you know she had a restraining order already, so best you not fuel the DA’s case against you when her corpse ends up in an alley.

R10 She's done a lot more since 2003. Standup specials, movies, TV.

I was walking in the East Village with friends in about 2000 or 2001 — it was west of 2nd Ave, I want to say on 10th or 11th Street.

Some motion caught my eye, and I saw Janeane sitting on a couch in a garden apartment visible to the street, curtains open, sobbing openly.

I thought, 'Wow, I've just seen Janeane Garofalo having a mental breakdown in front of an open window.' But I didn't say anything to my friends, because I was sure they wouldn't know who she was.

R12 Very creative.

That is literally what I saw, R13.

R14 What happened with her? Bad breakup?

Yes, she has done lots of things since 2003. She’s bought gasoline, she’s presumably washed her hair. Doesn’t earn her an Oscar, never will.

R16 Winning an Oscar is hardly an indicator of success.

[quote]What happened with her? Bad breakup?

How should I know, R15? I didn't knock on the window and ask. (Although maybe that was what she was hoping for.)

She has never seemed to be a happy person, so she could have been crying about the TGIF lineup on ABC for all I know.

R18 She's pretty cheerful. She quit drinking in 2001, so maybe you saw her before she stopped.

Maybe I witnessed her rock bottom!

R20 Hmmmm.

R12 - I called her that afternoon and she confessed to me after a long complicated rant that she had lost all control after being unable to open a pickle jar.

R22 At least it wasn't The Bell jar.

Underrated on SNL.

R24 Could've used her tonight.

Love her.

Love this vid from 2012 with her from John Wesley Harding.

R27 Gotta love the hair.

Here's her appearance on "The King Of Queens". Killer wig too.

R29 Literally.

There has been a Janeane sighting!

Garofaholic, you’re our most useful troll on here. Please never stop posting her stand-up acts once she starts again. I’m always wanting to see her live.

Also, can you track us down a copy of her hour long HBO special? It’s almost impossible to find now. All they have is her half-hour online.

R32 Man, If I could find that hour long special, I'd be in hog heaven. It was on YT, but got taken down.

Janeane appears at 36:20.

R34 Hilarious.

I worked with an old roommate of hers years ago

R37 Ah. tell me all about it. What did they say about her?

They said her BO smelled like onions and celery and that she wept regularly, mostly over hair loss.

She ate a lot of puffed wheat

R39 Yum.

OP There are lots of stars from yesteryear to be obsessed with. Couldn't you have chosen someone else? Like Louise Lasser?

R41 Too old.

I heard Janine uses those squishy toilet seats

Now would be a good time to stream Janeane's two recent comedy specials. 2010s "If You Will" and If I May".

CDAN believes Janeane has been having her psychic come over, instead of over the phone. Or it could be Parker Posey

Bump.

THIS again??

R47 Why not?

Can you start my orange?

Garofaholic needs to visit the current "We Are The World" thread, and maybe make a love connection with the Kim Carnes stalker.

R50 Nope.

She was great on Stumptown.

R52 Shame she wasn't in more.

After spending 6 years complaining about how she didn’t get the Renee Zellweger role in Jerry Maguire for being too fat, when did she decide to get skinny? Did the drugs do it for her?

R54 She slimmed down for Jerry Magurire.

It would’ve been miscasting anyway. The role and the movie was too cheesy for her. I can’t imagine her saying “You had me at hello” without rolling her eyes.

R56 Agreed.

Bump.

Shame she doesn't do Zoom.

R59 bumping these three threads got you blocked.

R60 Boo.

Janeane Garofalo was spotted at Washington Square Park today, without a mask.

Today.

Here's Janeane Garofalo's 1998 appearance on Conan.

Bump.

R64 Love it.

Miss seeing her.

Every time I see her pic I immediately visualize her masturbating her lady ham in that cringeworthy veterinarian movie.

R69 Yeah that was a good one.

Bump.

OP, have you thought about maybe getting some friends or a hobby?

R71 This is my hobby.

New pics.

Janeane will be returning to performing on the 27th, for an outside pop up show for Eastville.

I'm rewatching The Sopranos, and saw her scenes a few days ago. Damn, she looked good. I miss her.

R75 She's been in a few movies recently and TV Shows.

I read that she's asexual. Is that right?

R77 She claims to be, but it might just be anxiety. She admits to crushes.

She's either menopausal or post menopausal, so she might have no sex drive at all.

I'm 57 and my sex drive hasn't let up a bit. I kind of wish it would.

R79 She's said she's always had a low libido.

Janeane Garofalo has made a cameo in Old 97's new video for "Turn Off The TV" from their upcoming album "Twelfth".

R82 Nice

She's really good in "Come As You Are".

Here's Janeane on Saturday.

Kuh-Ray-ZEEEE

Tomorrow at 9pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at an outdoor standup show by EastVille Comedy Club

R87, will she insert the tampon live, on stage?

Here's Janeane yesterday at Eastville.

R89.

I was gonna say she looks great from the picture in R89.

But gees, from R90, she's obviously hideous. She looks like Mrs. Mao Tse-tung.

R91 Ookay.

R92, I heard she sold out to the Chicoms.

R93 Haha.

Mrs. Mao-Tse Tung?

Not fucking way does she look like Mrs. Mao Tse-tung.

Mrs Mao is very much uglier that Jeapreense

Janeane will be performing at an outdoor show for Eastville Comedy Club.

This being a gay men's site, we should all troll it with our female crushes.

R98 She's always been an ally.

R99 - so are most progressive women...do gay men have crushes on them? C'mon. Also, we need better looking allies than this troll.

R100 A lot of gay men crush on Janeane.

R101 - because she has the face of a man.

Interesting you should say this is a gay men's site, R98, when metrics show that men are 53% and women 47%. And then there's this from the Datalounge Wikepedia entry:

DataLounge derives its personality from a core community of predominantly anonymous posters who share news, opinions, gossip, personal histories, and political views from a gay and lesbian perspective.

She also looks like those girls from high school who had funk odor in the lockeroom.

R97 The show has been rescheduled to Sunday at 9pm.

Share your Janeane gossip stories/gossip here.

Madam Mao Tsu Tung

When I was a teen boy in college, Madam Mao Tse Tung turned her eye towards me.

I was just a young boy. So young. So innocent.

I like how she pretends people like her.

Janeane Garofalo was not the voice of Daria, but she did do a commercial for it on MTV in 1998.

To me, she’s like Tracey Ullman... I find myself studying and analyzing her instead of laughing. But I take her over Kathy Griffin any day.

R111 More interesting than funny.

Does anyone but lesbians give a damn about Garofalo anymore?

R113 Yes.

Wanna see Janeane Garofalo debut new material? Then come see her on Wednesday at The Sultan Room at 8:30.

Here's Janeane on Wednesday.

More.

Is it true that she was born with horns on her head, and the doctors successfully removed them?

R118 Heh.

I'm relieved to see that she has avoided neck and face tattoos -- so far.

R120 She'd never.

Love her.

Janeane last night.

More.

I heard that Janeane's labia is so large (think elephant ears) that is makes a sloshing sound when she walks. That is why she always wears tight jeans.

R125 Okay.

[quote]Love her. —TheGarofaholic

We know, gurl.

R127 Good to know.

Do we know if Janeane Garofalo has been in any new films recently?

R129, in Hollywood, she's known by the name "oxoffice-bay oison-pay".

OH DEAR R130!

R130 Oooh, tell me more.

Tomorrow, Janeane Garofalo performs at the Irish Haven for the 5th Borough Comedy Festival at 7pm.

Janeane Garofalo last night.

After the show, Janeane poured some Guinness for the crowd.

I feel sorry for you Jeanenne. I mean R135.

R136 Ha.

R136, why?

Because of the horns upon her head.

Pity about that chin.

R140 It's just the angle, she has a decent chin.

It looks like shes gaining some muscle, I love her tattoos!

R142 Sweet.

Happy 56th Birthday to my longtime crush. The one and only Janeane Garofalo! Enjoy it and stay safe.

56 cents is about the price of that wig in R144.

R145 Ha, that's her own hair.

R146, you mean she looks like that on purpose?

R147 Yeah, she dyes her hair jet black.

Does she also shave her forehead, because I've seen balding men with lower hairlines.

R149 Ha, what are you talking about?

R149 She has a high forehead.

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at the grand opening of Eastville Comedy Club 7:30pm and 9:30pm.

R152, is that a threat or a warning?

R153 Haha, no.

R152, how did the show go? Did most of the audience vomit a little into their mouths when she walked out on stage?

Here she is.

R156, is that a bad camera angle, or is she developing a hunchback?

R157 Just the angle.

R158 On second look, she's leaning down at the crowd.

Janeane last night.

Did she get drunk and fall off the stage again? Oh, Janeane!

R161 Did she lose her wig?

R161 She was just playing around.

Honk!

Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club tonight. 8pm. Be there.

I'm still not sure that Janeane is investing her earnings in wigs.

R166 Why would you think she is?

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. 7:30pm

Tonight.

R169, her face looks like she just lost a boxing match.

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. 8pm Be there.

Wanna watch Janeane Garofalo at Eastville Comedy Club?

Then get a ticket for a Livestream. Friday and Saturday at 8pm. Tickets start at $5 and go to Covid-19 charities.

Tickets are at the Eastville website.

Here's the Zoom code for tonight's Janeane Garofalo show .

ID: 844 1765 9826 Passcode: 534126

Here's the Zoom passcode for tonight's Janeane Garofalo livestream at Eastville Comedy . Meeting ID: 876 4367 9149 Passcode: 780166

BTW, the show is free for those who paid for the two shows last week.

I sent that zoom number to Jeffrey Toobin.

Here's the passcode for tonight's livestream at Eastville.

Meeting ID: 824 8862 7066 Passcode: 362662

Thanks Garofaholic. Do you mind if my if I send my alcoholic cousin that zoom room? He likes to show up in random zooms and masturbate.

R177, is your cousin's name Jeffrey Toobin?

From 1998, here's Janeane Garofalo's appearance on "Loveline".

Here's Janeane Garofalo's 1997 appearance on Regis And Kathy Lee.

Ladies and Gentleman, the Holy Grail! Janeane Garofalo's 1997 hourlong HBO special. Yee Haw!

She was slightly less repulsive before the tatoos.

Janeane Garofalo performs tonight at a virtual SF Sketchfest at 8pm. Tickets still available.

Short clip of Janeane Garofalo from The Improv in 1992.

Here's Janeane Garofalo on the Comics Come Home 1997 special that aired on Comedy Central on New Year's Eve.

Janeane Garofalo with her lovely floral shirt on her shirt lived show "Comedy Product" in 1995.

Here's Janeane Garofalo at The Improv in 1992.

Janeane's interview with Blender in 1996.

Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club tonight and tomorrow at 8pm. The shows will also be livestreamed.

Janeane doing standup in 1991.

Here's the Zoom code for tonight's Janeane livestream.

ID: 882 9574 4074 Passcode: 543931

Janeane livestream Zoom code. Meeting ID: 812 9433 3150 Passcode: 475807

Janeane will be playing a lesbian dean of the college in the final season of "Younger".

Great scene

When's the last time anyone but the OP posted something in this thread? A year ago? I wonder if anyone but the OP has ever attended one of JG's Eastville shows? I know I haven't, and I live about 4 blocks away from Eastville.

R195 Really, how come?

Zero interest, OP; whaddaya think?

R197 You should give her a shot.

I'm familiar enough with her work to know I'm not interested.

R199 Have you ever seen her live before?

The hits just keep on coming. Janeane will appear in the new season of "Billions"

Tonight at 8pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club.

There will a be a livestream. Get your tickets here.

[quote] [R199] Have you ever seen her live before?

Yes. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

R203 Aw, you didn't like her crowd work?

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at a livestream at EastVille Comedy Club. 8pm.

Anybody see her on Younger?

Tonight at 8pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. The show will be livestreamed. Get your tickets here.

Bump.

Janeane will be appearing in the final season of Dead To Me on Netflix.

Here's Janeane Garofalo on "Williams Street Swap Shop" back on her birthday in 2018.

Here's a rare gem that's been unearthed. Janeane Garofalo on the 90s PBS show "Kino's Storytime" in 1996.

Tonight at 8pm, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. The show will be livestreamed, so get your tickets here.

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