How Much Plastic Surgery Do You Reckon Madonna Has Had?

She'd already reached the point of no return by the late '90s as far as having too much. Now it's just comical.

There's nothing else. Just us, and the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark. All right, Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my closeup.

Wild. She looked relatively normal even a couple years ago.

How much did Joan Rivers had? Pretty damn close. But at least Joan, didn't act like she needed to be committed to a state hospital.

I suspect she hasn't had as much surgery as it seems - I think it's the fillers she's overdoing.

One, but it's ongoing.

She looks like a different person. A different person from another planet.

I mean...

You want to know how much she's had? Too fucking much

I wrote this in another thread, but Michelle Pfeiffer and Sharon Stone are exactly the same age as Madonna and they both look fabulous because they got a tasteful minimum of work done and still look like themselves. Madonna has no excuse.

Look how tiny Michelle is and how gargantuan Nicole is.

Michelle Pfeiffer definitely had a facelift years ago when she “took time off to be a mother.” But she was always gorgeous and so far she has been smart enough to just age in recent years. She doesn’t look young. She looks like a beautiful older woman. She has not fucked up her eyes, which really can be the death knell that makes a person look like an accident victim. She has wrinkles and crevices—and who cares? Who wouldn’t rather look like a beautiful old person than a lab-created monster?

How much plastic surgery? Well at this rate her Vulcan eyebrows are going to reach her butt cheeks in the next couple of years.

I had to unfollow her on Instagram because she looks so fucking awful.

I grew up with her, and miss the old Madge!

Pfeiffer and Stone look great because unlike Madonna they're not trying to look 29.

Pheiffer and Stone also have better features and stable, intelligent personalities.

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I doubt seriously she's had four facelifts. Few people, especially aged 61 could even tolerate that many facelifts. But she's absolutely had at least one, maybe two. And to be clear, a facelift is the bottom third of the face. She may or may not have also had a brow lift. She's certainly had too much filler. She looks too puffy. She needs to let all that shit absorb into her body and if she's going to continue with filler, she needs to let someone do a more conservative protocol on her.

R18, I agree completely. People underestimate the disfiguring effects of excessive filler injections. It's a major problem and one that's on the rise. I suspect that her greedy injector is convincing her that this is a good look and that she should continue to overfill her face. Over time, fillers can affect the lymphatics of the face and cause permanent swelling. Not a good look.

One more facelift on this one and she'll have a beard.

I’ve said it here before and people here seem to agree: good, old-fashioned, traumatic, highly invasive facelifts are the best option for the vain. They turn out so much better than the freakifying contemporary technologies.

Dixie Carter said she had a facelift right before she began Designing Women and “it was the best decision of my life.” She was playing a sultry fiftysomething while the fiftysomethings of the Golden Girls were playing old ladies.

OP why did you post a picture of a Japanese girl when your thread is about Madonna?

Is this fillers or...?

I’m afraid Delta’s face is mostly due to steroids for health reasons. I do think she had something done, however.

R24 Oh no :(

It's good to point out that bad or overdone plastic surgery is what people notice. If it's done well, it's not noticeable or artificial looking.

She used to have very thick eyebrows. What happened?

As an earlier poster said, Madonna is trying to look young with these surgeries and has deluded herself into thinking its working.

All that money and fame and she’s still thirsty.

It’s amazing that Norma Desmond comes across as so grotesque given that she is basically normal looking, and nowadays real-life Norma Desmonds like Madonna have actually turned themselves into monsters on the outside.

It’s like people were sitting around wondering what Norma would look like if her face reflected her spirit and Madonna was jealous they weren’t talking about her and so she ordered up all the surgeries it would take to make their nightmares come true.

I stopped following her to on Instagram too. It's just getting to pathetic. The country is so scary right now. I can't watch this slow car crash right now.

Our facial bones and muscles atrophy as we age just like other bones and muscles in our body. So with overuse of fillers what you essentially get is blobs of volume without good structural support underneath to support it. That's why you get this doughy, immobile look because unlike facial muscles and fat, the fillers are not connected to underlying bone structure. It's also made worse by concurrent use of botox because botox further immobilizes the face.

Madge knows she looks odd but she's one of those women who'd rather look odd than look old with wrinkles, volume loss, and sagging. She's this generation's Joan Rivers, only known to a generation as an old celebrity who looks weird from too much plastic surgery.

[R8] Forget the face. The arms! I wave seen mummies that looked healthier.

[quote]only known to a generation as an old celebrity who looks weird from too much plastic surgery.

To put it in perspective: The peak of Madonna's career is as far removed from the current generation of kids as the peak of Doris Day's career was to Gen X kids. She's a dinosaur as far as the current generation is concerned.

Madonna looks like she’s Asian who had plastic surgery to look white.

Not to be a bitch, but Madonna looks like she has Down syndrome now.

Swoosie Kurtz looks like an iPhone filter on the horrible Matt LeBlanc shitfest, Man With a Plan.

It's like a doctor shrunk her head and then inflated it to remove the wrinkles.

Madonna remains a beacon of youthful, dewy beauty. She continues to be on the cutting edge of pop culture, whose musical genius is the standard by which all other artists are measured. Her acting, directorial, and producing success will never be matched! Via Madonna!!!

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Madonna has had so many face lifts she has a goatee now.

Agree, R39, none of those links work. They're google links to search results, not links to actual images. But maybe people who can see images inline can see what was posted?

This picture makes it look more like fillers than a full facelift.

Also, her Instagram is filtered and messed with and makes her look awful. She had photos of herself in the black wig and looked like an alien, but when the video she shot that day came out, she looked far more normal, just overly Botoxed but still human.

This will be her soon...

Remember that Sharon Stone didn’t become well-known and famous until she was at least 35. It would be stupid for her to try and make herself look 29 now while she’s in her 60’s, which is what Madonna is trying to do.

R44 I love Miss Sharon! She is secure with her age and isn’t trying to be eternally young. That’s what makes her appealing. Madonna is a dumpster fire. She looks like she is drunk all the time. Her Instagram is cringeworthy. Sometimes I have to look away because it’s just too pathetic.

“There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five.”

Madonna should have taken that to heart 10+ years ago.

As Michelle Pfeiffer said two years ago, she’d rather people say that she looked good for her age, not that she didn’t look her age. I think that’s the right attitude.

I hope the current lot of young pop starlets take note that this is their future if all they can live for is their fame.

Can you imagine how awful the Kardashians will look at age 60? Kylie, Khloe, and Kim have all had twice the amount of work that Madonna has so far.

Madonna did her first procedures while in her late 30s. But I don’t think she really went for major overhaul with face lifts of various types and eye lifts until she was closer to mid-40s. By Hollywood standards she did it too late because now the advice is for stars to get mini facelifts when they’re still in their 30s. Rationale is by doing that you avoid the sudden change of a full facelift. Techniques are constantly improving and refined too. I think Jennifer Lopez is one of the early adopters of the earlier is better philosophy.

I’m guessing Madonna had the latest techniques for one of her earlier facelifts but perhaps it didn’t turn out perfectly. This is why you always want to wait a few years for surgeons to do more cases of these newer techniques so that they refine and tweak their skills. Also, when you have too much time and money and your procedures don’t turn out the way you’d expected, you end up chasing perfection that will never be. Thus is where Madonna is right now.

Link below is a YouTube PS expert who breaks down celebrity surgeries.

I honestly believe the old lady thinks she looks "exotic". She has body and facial dysmorphia. She WILL end up looking like Cat Lady because she has totally lost touch with reality. Those around her are paid to bow, scrape and tell her what a sexy beauty she is and she completely believes that. She will never stop fucking with her face. People jokingly compare her to the elderly Mae West. It isnt a joke anymore. That is exactly who she is becoming.

Yeah, she does believe she looks good. She only has “yes” people around her who blow smoke up her giant fake ass.

She now looks like the pickled pig foetus I had to dissect in high-school biology class.

For some reason I can not see most of the pictures in this thread:(

Pfeiffer got one of those one size fits all nose jobs that a lot of women got in the 60s-80s (think Michele lee and sissy spacek)

she now has dime eyes.

She’s the Other Mother.

You can't see the images because someone keeps posting the Google app links to them, instead of direct links to the images.