A woman almost got trampled when she tried to pet a moose in Colorado

Bitch wanted to infect me with the coronavirus.

Some people are just too stupid to live. Domestic horses can be very easily spooked and kick. What did she think a wild animal with antlers like that would do?

SO important for the OP to post this.

Especially with nothing else going on.

We all owe her.

Team Bullwinkle.

"Back off, frau. You're not wanted here."

Was she menstruating?

This is why they hate us.

No one fucking pets me!

You’re supposed to pay in advance. Bitcoin accepted per pet.

When you look at a moose, a normal, rational person would think : “that motherfucka looks like it can stomp and gouge a bitch to death!” A normal, rational person would then move away from the moose.

What is wrong with some people?

[quote] A normal, rational person would then move away from the moose.

I’ve seen all kinds of stupidity from tourists in the National Parks. They routinely ignore signs and interact with wildlife, feeding them Cheetos, etc. So I’m surprised this nitwit is a local and not a tourist; maybe she was on ‘shrooms.

I should have kicked that bitch in the cunt!

“When the unidentified woman finally left the moose alone, it wandered over to a bush to nibble some leaves in peace.”

She should have displayed HER bush before approaching the moose.

I am so sorry to hear (read) about that poor woman. I'm even sorrier I'm not reading her obituary.

I'm not sure who is worse, the moose petter or the harpy yelling at her with the super grating voice.

Is she blaming Moosifer for this incident?

I think she blames Walt Disney.

Mooses (Meece?) are notoriously cranky animals. And very, very big. You'd think someone from that area would have known very well to give them a wide berth.

Moose look dumb, docile, and slow. they are none of those things.

"Hey, Rocky! Watch me trample a dumbfrau under my hoof!"

R18, I'd almost guarantee you she's a transplant. It's the second of my two main reasons I left Colorado 30 years ago. Too many transplants inspired by John Denver songs and twice-yearly ski trips, who decided they NEEDED to live in a close-to-nature environment, which meant taking wild spaces and converting them to housing developments...then having the idiots who moved there whine about going running and being pounced on by mountain lions, elk, moose, and prairie and timber rattlesnakes.

Like, really Bitch? You gonna cunt about pumas attacking you, when you're in THEIR territory? Where, exactly should they BE, if not in wild spaces? YOU'RE the interloper, not they.

Stand Your Ground laws should apply to displaced wildlife, imo.

I love the guy yelling at the fat blonde frau: "Get the fuck away, you stupid bitch!"

And if the moose had trampled her it would've been put down, 'cause Karen's gonna Karen.

(That Karen "slur" is so damn perfect!)

I'm a native to CO R21 and I'm sure you are right. It is just one of those things instilled in you at a young age.

I've seen bears, the occasional moose, bobcats, and a mountain lion. Not only do you not approach, if the animal just wanders in your direction, YOU move, do not expect it to "respect" your boundaries. They usually are not too interested in humans, and just need to be left alone.

What R15 said.

Is this moose DL’s own Christmas Moose?

No, R25, he was shopping at Boston’s downtown Macy’s at the time. Definitely sounds more like Moosifer.

What a fucking idiot

FOCM, is Christmas Moose at Macy’s like a proverbial bull in a china shop?

It's Disney's fault. That stupid littke bitch probably thought that after slapping the moose it would turn around and say in Tiffany Haddish's voice " Oh No You Didn't!"

What a non-story.

“Woman Not Kicked by Moose! “. Film at 11.

I bet the woman had a friend who was recording the whole thing for her social media account (given the looks of her it's probably for Facebook).

I think it is perhaps a helpful reminder R30. Disney movies are not real life - leave the wildlife alone.

As I always say, "Keep your hands to yourself, and back your ass up six feet."

That moose was a gentleperson; a certain 13 pound dog I know would have ripped her arm off and trotted it home for a chew toy!

I see moose fairly often while hiking and I give them a wide berth. I don't bother them and they don't care about me. Besides, they can run 35 mph and I don't want to do anything to piss them off.

Please, R34, let’s not start stories about the moose fairy, often or not.

I got fucked by this guy after i pet his moose cock. Does that count?

I told you guys that the Moose is a murderer. I told you all, but noooooo, you didn't believe me.

I don’t believe you, R37. I think you’re cuckoo.

I'm from California and only saw a moose up close once, on my first visit to Wyoming. I was a teenager, and my cousin and I an afternoon in the Grand Tetons, where a few hikers had a rare chance to see a momma moose and it's gawky baby up close.

Even though I was an ignorant teenager from a moose-free territory, I knew better than to fuck with a momma moose! We hikers tried to gawk, because it was quite a sight, but every single time the mother moose looked in our direction we all, as one, scrambled behind a huge boulder. Several times. It's a pity nobody had a movie camera, it must have been hilarious from a safe distance.

"A Good Woman Almost Got Trampled When She Tried to Pet a Moose in Colorado" is the title of my next country song.

Much better than my last one which was "Bluegrass of Kentucky on Every Fucking Lawn."