Carrot Top gives his quarantine recommendations

That's Debra Messing.

Dear lordie, won't even Raid kill that???

Michael K use to call him Carrot Bottom. Is he out yet?

He looks rough, but there is a sweetness to him. I watched him on a celebrity roast a few years ago and he was surprisingly funny. One thing, though, he must be so loaded from his standing Vegas gig. I wouldn’t be surprised if he hauled in millions from his shows in Vegas. He’s odd but seems in on his own joke and willing to be corny, and that’s actually kind of endearing.

So, that bright orange hair he usually has is a dye job.

“He looks rough”

So you don’t want the Carrot or his stick?

MARY!

Whats going on with his shoulders? Stretch marks?

This is your carrot on ROIDS

Kill it with fire!

I'm not that keen on beards. I dont object to nail polish. But fer Chrissake pick one OR the other, they do NOT go together!

Does he have permanent eyeliner under his eyes?

I'm obsessed with this guy. He is so strange, can't look away. He is funny too, surprisingly so.

His skin is very blotchy. Way too much sun.

His upper arms look weird with saggy skin.

What's up with the Party City wig?!

Crazy person but he kept in his lane and works and obviously entertains people because otherwise why would they still book him?

Is he playing the bearded lady in anything yet?

Miss Ghurl looks like an aged trans who has been rode hard and put away wet.

An article from Gawker in 2007 pretty much sums things up nicely.

Still for the hot mess Carrot Top appears to be, she makes her money. Sold out audiences and all.....

and I thought it was impossible for him to look worse

He seems to be a nice person and, honestly, other than his mop top, he’s pretty normal.

I don’t think anyone in DL or the gay scene in general can have the nerve to comment on his roided look. We’re too used to seeing people like that out and about or at the gym. And I’m some cases, in the mirror.