This is what Chick-Fil-A employees say to the Customers

Josh is so darn sweet he's the grandson I never had!

Lol that was funny. Just because he has a name tag and an iPad I don’t think he really works there. He’s cute as fuck too

So if you get it from there you can sue, he clearly said there's no virus there.

I’m in North Carolina and one of the Chick-fil-A’s has a worker that tested positive

R2 there is another employee right behind him lMao. He also said in the comments this is what they are forced to say now. He works there

R2 you can literally see he’s at work based on the background

I still so no chick fila branding other than the nametag. It looks like a generic stockroom. You know people put money into making TikTok plus he was over the top. He said “you’ll have a number one”. Didn’t ask for drink. Or what kind of sauce. Fake you idiots

Oh damn never mind he was so cute I wasn’t paying attention. He did say those things and the total was right. I’m wrong it is real!

It’s not fake. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 ugh. And he said “a lemonade?” The guy said what he wanted right away.

There are a ton of videos of him working at CFA on his TikTok, R7. Why didn't you even LOOK?

His coworker moved away slowly at the end when he saw he was filming 😆

Do they really say this at Chick-fil-A? Come to think of it. Last time I went the did say something Like “stay safe out there” instead of my pleasure or something

Josh is a hottie.

Gawd. This kid is so hot to me. Skin like melted butter. Can Corbin fisher or Gayhoopla hire him. How about biguysfuck

He hates CFA so much lmao. He’s not a Christian and mocks everything they stand for. He should work for McDonalds instead.

I like his “What you order from CFA says what kind of person you are” video.

I order a Spicy Deluxe every time ❤️

Unfortunately, Chik-Fil-A can't protect us on Sundays. That's why we MUST go to church!

Yes I got the impression he is forced to say that. My biggest problem is ‘ you ar safe in the hands of Jesus ‘. While I love Jesus you can’t assume that ,sonny.

My chick-a-fil has a very complicated drive through with workers taking your orders outside and they ask about the sauces and if I don’t ask for ketchup they don’t ask me at the window and I don’t get it. Was he at the drive through or the counter because if it’s in the drive through the 2nd guy should not be there.

If you order anything other than Strips, Josh thinks you're "basic." Josh is a DataLounger Extraordinaire, even if he doesn't know it yet.

R18 no. He said you’re not “THAT basic” if you order Spicy Chicken sandwich, and hardly basic if you order the Deluxe sandwiches because they’re expensive, and not basic at all if you get strips.

There are levels.

Why does he ping like he's closeted bi or a future gay in 10 years?

Him and his friends theories on COVID 19

Lisps don’t mean you’re gay. But we don’t know if he’s gay. He doesn’t say what he is.

I hate Chic Fil A. Burgers are so bland. I can't eat a burger or sandwich with out a bunch of vegetables on it.

What does it mean if you are a grown man and your go to order is

6 piece chicken nugget kids meal Substitute Mac n cheese for French fries Substitute IceDream cone inside of a cup for toy Upgrade to large lemonade No Ice with 4 lemons

Ranch, chick fila, and barbaque sauce. Also Tabasco, pepper packets and wet napkins

Total $6.59. Ordered via Appl

What does that say about yo Josh?

R22, we know he’s an insatiable bottom. That’s all they hire at Chick-Fil-A.

I get Gayhoopla then Biguysfuck vibes from Josh

He has a speech impediment, like all ugly power bottoms.

Breeding the CFA cumdump

R23 they don’t sell Burgers. FAILLLLL

Their drive-Thru is weird. Must be a smaller location.

Whatever they sell, it's always a bland, tasteless disappointment. Hate when people insist on Chic Fil A

He’s the new Alex from Target, and he wears a lot of red too!

CFA jackets are red

He is a cutie, I would go to CLA just to see him.

CFA.

[quote]He doesn’t say what he is.

No, he lithpth it.

Hot twink that i"d like to tie up, blow and rim.

But besides that, he's a fundy, a MAGAt and a racist.

Ew.

R36 he is none of those things.

Damn now I want Chick-fil-A ... only good thing about this quarantine is that I haven't eaten fast-food in 3 weeks.

Their grilled chicken is delicious

He almost seemed offended the guy didn’t say thank you lol

Why does this look like so much fun?

I grew up in NYC so I never did shit like this. This is fun. You all that leave the Country to flock to cities seem dumb. Country folk know how to make fun out of anything.

Again, this Coke thing looks fun and funny

Who?

Isn’t that soda bottle stuff just viral marketing for Mentos?

Someone in EMS told me they used to pour Coke to clean blood off the streets.

Idk just doesn't look fun.

It’s a game many play in the South and Midwest. Not in the cities.

I have friends from the South who would pit SOMETHING into watermelon and make them explode onto people’s cars.

For those of you saying he is MAGA... he isn’t.

His parents are Christians and probably MAGA. He isn’t a Christian nor MAGA. He probably is gay but hasn’t come out yet because he’s in HS and doesn’t wanna piss off the parents

[quote] if I don’t ask for ketchup they don’t ask me at the window and I don’t get it.

What, you don't keep ketchup in the car? What the fuck do you think the armrest box is for?

This is the funniest one

There is no F-in-way.

He is so cute

R51. True. But chick has the best ketchup in packages you can dip their delicious french fries.

Chick is delicious to be honest

I fink IMma funna git sum foh de lunchy

What goes down outside Chick Fil A on Sunday...

Drive-thru once the waffle fries that everyone raves about were almost raw. White, not even golden brown.

That’s racist, r58.

Are you fucking with us? Is this for real?

I'd gladly fuck the bejaysus outof that cutie chicken.

He’s funny and cute. Someone give a tv show.

I mean it's obvious he's got some sugar in the tank, he'll probably come out the closet in 3-5 years

I love his little sugar tank

Keep your Jesus and other religious mumbo jumbo for your four walls. If he said Satan or Allah or some other religious name, there would be consequences

He's adorable so I'll give him a pass for working at Shit-Fil-A.

He has a "girlfriend".

What city does he live in?

R66, right on!

He's a child.

^^^Just barely

Not yet a woman.

Not yet a woman.

I ate there today. Ate too much extra order of waffle fries and Mac and cheese. Did not know they had it it and it was the best I ever had at fast food.

I thought they quit giving money to anti gay groups and it was okay to eat there

R73, did you also eat Josh there?

I wish I’m getting a little long in the tooth to think nasty thoughts about teenagers.

I forgot to mention everyone who worked there was wearing a mask. They were quite festive and I have wondered if they were made out of jock straps.

The manager of my local CFA is a gay white.

Good to know, r76.

*eyeroll*