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Oh noes!! Barron Trump isn't happy under White House quarantine!!!

Donald Trump offered a rare personal insight into the life of his 14-year-old son Barron Trump and how he is faring in quarantine during his latest White House briefing on the coronavirus outbreak.

The president had tweeted a message of encouragement to the nation’s frustrated Little League baseball players earlier in the day, telling them to “Hang in there!”

“We will get you back out on the fields, and know that you will be playing baseball soon. We will get through this together, and bats will be swinging before you know it. In the meantime, take care of mom and dad, and know that this will not be forever!” he wrote.

Mr Trump was later asked about his own youngest child, forced into isolation like millions of others across the US.

“He’s a good athlete, and he loves soccer, and he’s like everyone else. I mean, everything’s shut down,” the president responded. “He’s in his room. He’s happy, but he’s not as happy as he could be. He’d like to be playing sports.”

“Let’s see what happens, but what he have to get back, remember that. We have to get back,” he continued, quickly pivoting to the primary theme of the session: namely, that he is losing patience with the national shutdown’s impact on the American economy and is desperate for life to return to normal.

Despite the starkness of his opening remarks, in which the president warned that the pandemic is approaching its peak and “there will be a lot of death, unfortunately... There will be death”, he swiftly returned to making the case for reopening the US for business, whatever the risk of worsening the spread of the Covid-19 contagion.

“This country was not designed to be closed,” he said. “The cure cannot be worse than the problem.”

He repeated that soundbite throughout the press conference, even when Dr Anthony Fauci, director of the National National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases​, gave an impassioned answer on the importance of Americans sticking to social distancing guidelines.

“Mitigation does work,” Mr Trump interjected. “But again, we’re not going to destroy our country. We have to get back... We have a big decision to make at a certain point.

“I’ve said it from the beginning, the cure cannot be worse than the problem itself.”

The president had initially suggested the country could reopen by Easter but rowed back on that optimistic assessment after seeing projections of a staggering death toll even if restrictive measures remain in place.

But just days after extending tough national guidelines through to the end of April, staring down historic levels of unemployment and an economic standstill, he was talking about rebooting as soon as possible and speaking on Saturday with representatives from the National Basketball Association, National Football League and Major League Baseball about filling arenas again.

“They want to get back,” he said of his call with the commissioners. “They gotta get back. They can’t do this. Their sports weren’t designed for it. The whole concept of our nation wasn’t designed for it. We’re gonna have to get back. We wanna get back soon.”

The president’s answers in the session otherwise saw him again hitting out at “false rumours” being perpetuated by the media, declining to name which reports he was referring to, again taking exception to a question from a female journalist and again expressing hurt that New York governor Andrew Cuomo had been insufficiently grateful to him for federal support sourcing medical equipment and ventilators as the state battles the virus.

Bizarrely, he also suggested the embattled north eastern state did not really need the ventilators at all.

“When they know they do not need it, they want it anyway,” he said. ”It gives them that extra feeling of satisfaction, but we cannot do that. It is not even possible. We are a backup.”

The president also urged Americans to “try” an unproven anti-malaria drug to fight the disease’s symptoms, asking, dangerously: “What have you got to lose?”

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by Anonymousreply 29April 5, 2020 4:38 PM

In other news, Barron looks like a giant mutant FREAK.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 5, 2020 2:54 PM

Masturbation is always more fun with friends.

by Anonymousreply 2April 5, 2020 2:55 PM

Does anyone really believe this kid is a good athlete?

by Anonymousreply 3April 5, 2020 2:58 PM

[quote] Does anyone really believe this kid is a good athlete?

And does anyone really believe this kid actually has friends?

by Anonymousreply 4April 5, 2020 3:00 PM

He looks like Kushner

by Anonymousreply 5April 5, 2020 3:01 PM

Barron can hardly walk. He is never shown doing anything physical, except scurrying from the Whitehouse to the plane to the car.

And it looks like he's inherited daddy's tinymeat- no vpl.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 5, 2020 3:02 PM

R3 Maybe in basketball.

by Anonymousreply 7April 5, 2020 3:03 PM

What a tragedy that Trump's ego is so large that he can't admit that Barron is autistic and, with extensive (and expensive!) therapy, will lead an almost normal (well, as normal as anyone named "Trump") life. It could have been a truly teachable moment, but no, it's more important that Trump's ego remain as inflated as possible.

No, he's not an athlete. No, he's not bored in his room. This is Barron Trump's life.

by Anonymousreply 8April 5, 2020 3:03 PM

CLOSE THIS THREAD!!!

by Anonymousreply 9April 5, 2020 3:09 PM

Just how tall is Barron? 6'9"?

How is it possible for him to be that tall?

by Anonymousreply 10April 5, 2020 3:16 PM

They should lock the brat up in the room where Willy Lincoln died in. Maybe, ghosts do exist and Willy can haunt the giant brat and make him go more crazy.

by Anonymousreply 11April 5, 2020 3:27 PM

If I were Barron I would set a goal to see how many rooms I could get away with jerking off in starting with the Lincoln bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 12April 5, 2020 3:28 PM

The president, yes. The president's son? Bad taste, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 13April 5, 2020 3:28 PM

I seriously doubt this kid is in the WH.

by Anonymousreply 14April 5, 2020 3:29 PM

Meanwhile, lifting the "quarantine" (it's not a quarantine by any stretch of the imagination; it's barely a suggestion in some — read: red — states, and it's not being enforced in the majority of states) will result in even greater numbers of infected and dead, and those dead and dying will be the least fortunate among us, the people who we rely upon for care, and those whose jobs put them in constant contact with the public (like grocery store clerks).

That's the bad news. The good news is that the states where they are not taking this seriously, like Florida (which is going to blow up and become the epicenter in about two weeks) and the Southern (Confederacy) states in general, are full of deplorable Trumptards. So relaxing the "quarantine" is a double-edged sword: lots will suffer and the pandemic will get worse; but it is going to hit red states hard, kill lots of stupid people, and alter the political landscape for a generation.

I say, go for it Mr. Trump. We [italic]need[/italic] to restore our faith in the Lord. Pack those churches on Easter Sunday. And let's make sure that the Waffle House is open for post-church brunch so the congregants can celebrate one last meal.

by Anonymousreply 15April 5, 2020 3:31 PM

[quote]The president, yes. The president's son? Bad taste, bitches.

Flatterer!

by Anonymousreply 16April 5, 2020 3:33 PM

I love how he distances himself from those people he unfortunately has to call his parents OP

by Anonymousreply 17April 5, 2020 3:35 PM

Does half-sister Ivanka and brother-in-law Jared spend any time with him?

by Anonymousreply 18April 5, 2020 3:40 PM

[quote] “He’s in his room. He’s happy, but he’s not as happy as he could be. He’d like to be playing sports.”

"On the plus side, he keeps busy for hours taking apart his Barbie dolls and sorting their dismantled body parts into different boxes."

by Anonymousreply 19April 5, 2020 3:41 PM

[quote]The president, yes. The president's son? Bad taste, bitches.

At least he's not Janet Reno's son!

by Anonymousreply 20April 5, 2020 3:45 PM

DL’s obsession with this 14 year old is creepy.

by Anonymousreply 21April 5, 2020 3:48 PM

DL is obsessed with the truth, and exposing hypocrisy-and lying liars whom lie.

If that's a crime then arrest us!

by Anonymousreply 22April 5, 2020 4:09 PM

Barron is a terrible athlete because he can barely walk. He moves like a baby giraffe.

by Anonymousreply 23April 5, 2020 4:18 PM

If he just stood under the net and hit layups and or dunks - at his height he could probably slam dunk - I'd say he may be a pretty good basketball player

by Anonymousreply 24April 5, 2020 4:22 PM

I'm sure the Lakers will snap him up any minute now, R24.

by Anonymousreply 25April 5, 2020 4:24 PM

Jesus, she gave birth to Sasquatch.

by Anonymousreply 26April 5, 2020 4:26 PM

"DL is obsessed with the truth, and exposing hypocrisy-and lying liars whom lie."

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 27April 5, 2020 4:28 PM

How tall is he exactly? He looks freakish.

by Anonymousreply 28April 5, 2020 4:38 PM

What does “oh noes” mean? Why is “no” pluralized?

by Anonymousreply 29April 5, 2020 4:38 PM
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