He looks like a gay piece of bacon.
Wow, he's really queening out with the pink hair.
Looks like a total Muscle Mary.
Poor thing. Where's he getting his sex from, with the lockdown in place?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 5, 2020 2:32 PM |
I’d fuck his hole fast and slow.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 5, 2020 2:39 PM |
No social distancing there, R2.
But I guess when you're exchanging cum into various orifices, social distancing kind of goes out the window.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 5, 2020 2:45 PM |
I love Luke. i want to make out him after a long day of acting lessons.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 5, 2020 2:45 PM |
No more rom-coms.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 5, 2020 2:52 PM |
Um that's Pink in the OP.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 5, 2020 3:59 PM |
Terrible skin damage. But I like his voice.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 5, 2020 4:01 PM |
The chest looks bad but, other than that, I think he looks great.
The hot daddy thing is settling in nicely.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 5, 2020 5:32 PM |
R4 - how is that different from a straight couple living together?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 5, 2020 6:46 PM |
I've never found him attractive and he has been aging badly for a while now. He looks at least 10 years older than his age.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 5, 2020 7:16 PM |
r11, you must be a hater or drop dead gorgeous yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 5, 2020 7:23 PM |
Trying to push that closet door closed again for years must have been like working in a coal mine!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 5, 2020 8:45 PM |
His real singing. You b the judge
Not bad at all. Certainly not professional singer but not a karaoke one either
He also needs to stay away from the sun and eats less meat
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 6, 2020 7:09 AM |
Holy shit! He just sang (very well, considering the conditions) on ABC's Disney Sing-A-Long. I wish he'd go on Broadway!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 17, 2020 12:41 AM |
That's not the sun! It's meth!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 17, 2020 12:43 AM |
He started in musical theatre, you twits!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 17, 2020 12:49 AM |
He's said himself that his craggy looks set him apart. His career didn't take off until he was about 30. Hopefully he resists botox and the like.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 17, 2020 12:50 AM |
[quote] Hopefully he resists botox and the like.
Who CARES, for God's sake.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 17, 2020 12:56 AM |
We've found our next Telethon host.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 17, 2020 1:03 AM |
he looks 60 years old yeesh
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 17, 2020 1:35 AM |
He’s Welsh. The skin damage and ageing is what happens to us. My father is Welsh, my mother is Irish. I’ve stayed out of the sun and I am lily white which is unattractive to people. My brother sunbathes and be looks just like Luke with that mottled damaged skin on his chest, neck and hands and heavy stinking and that is also unattractive to people. But we don’t have a third option lol we’ll never have smooth brown skin
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 18, 2020 4:51 PM |
* Wrinkling not stinking.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 18, 2020 4:52 PM |
Kelly Jones of the Stereophonics is an exception.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 18, 2020 4:54 PM |
[quote] His real singing. You b the judge Not bad at all. Certainly not professional singer but not a karaoke one either
Perfect for a glee reboot. He could take on the teacher role.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 18, 2020 6:18 PM |
This is why men of a certain age and type are called gammons because they look exactly like a piece of gammon.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 18, 2020 6:33 PM |
I thought gammon referred to UKIP types.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 18, 2020 6:39 PM |
International Party Thrower for the Stars, Eliad Cohen, is also in Miami!
Is he having sex with Luke?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 18, 2020 6:43 PM |
Why is he in Florida?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 18, 2020 6:44 PM |
He's still hotter than most DLers.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 18, 2020 6:49 PM |
His bottom Bf is so ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 19, 2020 1:03 AM |
He smells burnt cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 19, 2020 1:03 AM |
No love in DL for actually gay actors, just for the closet cases, real or imaginaries.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 19, 2020 1:13 AM |
R36 You have never been to a Connor jessup/Miles Heizer thread??
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 19, 2020 1:23 AM |
Only half of that couple is actually out and proud though R37
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 19, 2020 1:25 AM |
R38 Yeah and no one hates on Connor because he seems like a nice and normal guy (and cute) unlike the assholes people hate on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 19, 2020 1:27 AM |
Actually some of them get hate for being annoying or ugly or both.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 19, 2020 1:29 AM |
I phucking love this man.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 19, 2020 6:25 AM |
R38 It's bizarre that Miles won't recognize their relationship publicly. It's also kind of funny since Connor can easily "pass" for straight and is believable in straight roles while Miles is not - yet he's the only who's technically closeted to the public.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 19, 2020 3:39 PM |
I think he's incredibly sexy. Seriously sexy. I get frustrated with him because his work history is so uneven. He's appeared in a lot of crap. You can criticize his looks all you like, but he definitely turns me on.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 19, 2020 3:47 PM |
He has a huge number of very tiny freckles all over his chest and shoulders. That and the sun damage is what makes his skin look blotchy
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 19, 2020 3:55 PM |
He seems like a genuinely nice bloke. I don't detect any pomposity in him at all.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 19, 2020 4:05 PM |
I agree R46. He seems very accessible. I mean if I ran into him on the beach and said hello he'd be very nice.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 19, 2020 4:34 PM |
Good God that WSJ interviewer was abysmal. But Luke rose to the occasion and saved the day.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 19, 2020 9:27 PM |
DAYUM he looks fine in those tight slacks at R48.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 20, 2020 1:07 AM |
He still looks ok for now but not for long if he continues to expose his skin in the sun. You have no idea how quickly the sun ages you
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 20, 2020 1:14 AM |
Luke Evans radiates Sex. All he has to do is stay in shape, and he is fine!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 21, 2020 5:07 PM |
Well...he'd also have to not lose his hair and his teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 21, 2020 5:08 PM |
I thought pancetta was a gay piece of bacon
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 21, 2020 5:18 PM |
Panshetta.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 21, 2020 6:06 PM |
Is he still with his Spanish boyfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 21, 2020 6:49 PM |
His current boyfriend is Argentinian.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 21, 2020 6:57 PM |
R57 Sorry, meant Argentinian.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 21, 2020 6:59 PM |
R57 Sorry, meant Argentinian.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 21, 2020 6:59 PM |
His skin looks like a baby's cheeks compared to Sean Penn's.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 21, 2020 9:19 PM |
Sean Penn is 59 yo Luke Evans is 41 🤦🏻♀️
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 22, 2020 4:27 AM |
R57 and FUG!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 22, 2020 7:21 AM |
I will never understand excessive tanning. Looks like a dangerous activity and leaves skin damage. Just rub heaps of bronzer on! Golden bronze skin in no time. Year round too :)
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 22, 2020 7:33 AM |
He was obviously frozen in the bottle at some point.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 25, 2020 1:26 PM |
Hot man who is gay and actually looks like a /man/ for once.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 25, 2020 1:42 PM |
Can someone post a link to the interview where Luke ungayed himself?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 25, 2020 1:45 PM |
I haven't followed him closely (the threads here put me off). But I recall an interview from a few years ago that had a quote from his publicist acknowledging that Luke was gay. Luke wasn't quoted on the subject in that interview. I next became aware of his being out again by his own words when he made a Pride post across his platforms, acknowledging recent hate crimes (e.g. the lesbians beaten on the London bus). He wrote something like "you'll never keep us down."
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 25, 2020 1:57 PM |
He's Welsh. He didn't see the sun for the first 20 years of his life.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 25, 2020 2:23 PM |
I think he’s even hotter now that he’s a little weathered-looking
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 20, 2020 10:48 AM |
[quote]He's said himself that his craggy looks set him apart. His career didn't take off until he was about 30. Hopefully he resists botox and the like.
No, it wasn't this look. His big break didn't happen until he was older, because he wasn't discovered until later in life.
Trust me, it had nothing to do with this roughed out look he has. Luke needs to stay out of the sun and moisturize.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 20, 2020 10:58 AM |
I don't care. I find him incredibly sexy! I love his voice! Everything about him. And IMO the reason his career didn't take off is because he has very poor management. Some of his acting choices have been shit. I have watched movies just because he was in them, and was SO disappointed. I love the Alienist because I get to see him a lot. He's one of the principle characters. Finally. I hope this exposure gets him better parts. His choices a re very uneven, to put it mildly.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 20, 2020 11:57 AM |
Luke has great management. Sure, he had some clunkers like a lot of actors, but he has had some plumb roles: He was in the Hobbit, Fast & Furious, and the Beauty & the Beast. Plus, he's had great endorsement deals.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 21, 2020 9:01 AM |