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Luke Evans, please get out of the Florida sun

He looks like a gay piece of bacon.

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by Anonymousreply 75July 21, 2020 9:01 AM

Wow, he's really queening out with the pink hair.

Looks like a total Muscle Mary.

Poor thing. Where's he getting his sex from, with the lockdown in place?

by Anonymousreply 1April 5, 2020 2:32 PM

His boyfriend is with him, dummy

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by Anonymousreply 2April 5, 2020 2:39 PM

I’d fuck his hole fast and slow.

by Anonymousreply 3April 5, 2020 2:39 PM

No social distancing there, R2.

But I guess when you're exchanging cum into various orifices, social distancing kind of goes out the window.

by Anonymousreply 4April 5, 2020 2:45 PM

I love Luke. i want to make out him after a long day of acting lessons.

by Anonymousreply 5April 5, 2020 2:45 PM

No more rom-coms.

by Anonymousreply 6April 5, 2020 2:52 PM

Um that's Pink in the OP.

by Anonymousreply 7April 5, 2020 3:59 PM

Terrible skin damage. But I like his voice.

by Anonymousreply 8April 5, 2020 4:01 PM

The chest looks bad but, other than that, I think he looks great.

The hot daddy thing is settling in nicely.

by Anonymousreply 9April 5, 2020 5:32 PM

R4 - how is that different from a straight couple living together?

by Anonymousreply 10April 5, 2020 6:46 PM

I've never found him attractive and he has been aging badly for a while now. He looks at least 10 years older than his age.

by Anonymousreply 11April 5, 2020 7:16 PM

r11, you must be a hater or drop dead gorgeous yourself.

by Anonymousreply 12April 5, 2020 7:23 PM

Trying to push that closet door closed again for years must have been like working in a coal mine!

by Anonymousreply 13April 5, 2020 8:45 PM

His real singing. You b the judge

Not bad at all. Certainly not professional singer but not a karaoke one either

He also needs to stay away from the sun and eats less meat

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by Anonymousreply 14April 6, 2020 7:09 AM

Holy shit! He just sang (very well, considering the conditions) on ABC's Disney Sing-A-Long. I wish he'd go on Broadway!

by Anonymousreply 15April 17, 2020 12:41 AM

That's not the sun! It's meth!

by Anonymousreply 16April 17, 2020 12:43 AM

He started in musical theatre, you twits!

by Anonymousreply 17April 17, 2020 12:49 AM

He's said himself that his craggy looks set him apart. His career didn't take off until he was about 30. Hopefully he resists botox and the like.

by Anonymousreply 18April 17, 2020 12:50 AM

[quote] Hopefully he resists botox and the like.

Who CARES, for God's sake.

by Anonymousreply 19April 17, 2020 12:56 AM

We've found our next Telethon host.

by Anonymousreply 20April 17, 2020 1:03 AM

he looks 60 years old yeesh

by Anonymousreply 21April 17, 2020 1:35 AM

Holy shit!

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by Anonymousreply 22April 18, 2020 4:31 PM

He’s Welsh. The skin damage and ageing is what happens to us. My father is Welsh, my mother is Irish. I’ve stayed out of the sun and I am lily white which is unattractive to people. My brother sunbathes and be looks just like Luke with that mottled damaged skin on his chest, neck and hands and heavy stinking and that is also unattractive to people. But we don’t have a third option lol we’ll never have smooth brown skin

by Anonymousreply 23April 18, 2020 4:51 PM

* Wrinkling not stinking.

by Anonymousreply 24April 18, 2020 4:52 PM

Kelly Jones of the Stereophonics is an exception.

by Anonymousreply 25April 18, 2020 4:54 PM

[quote] His real singing. You b the judge Not bad at all. Certainly not professional singer but not a karaoke one either

Perfect for a glee reboot. He could take on the teacher role.

by Anonymousreply 26April 18, 2020 6:18 PM

This is why men of a certain age and type are called gammons because they look exactly like a piece of gammon.

by Anonymousreply 27April 18, 2020 6:33 PM

I thought gammon referred to UKIP types.

by Anonymousreply 28April 18, 2020 6:39 PM

International Party Thrower for the Stars, Eliad Cohen, is also in Miami!

Is he having sex with Luke?

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by Anonymousreply 29April 18, 2020 6:43 PM

Why is he in Florida?

by Anonymousreply 30April 18, 2020 6:44 PM

He's still hotter than most DLers.

by Anonymousreply 31April 18, 2020 6:49 PM

Ewwwww it’s like old leather

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by Anonymousreply 32May 19, 2020 1:01 AM

His bottom Bf is so ugly.

by Anonymousreply 33May 19, 2020 1:03 AM

He smells burnt cookies.

by Anonymousreply 34May 19, 2020 1:03 AM

Really should stay out of the sun

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by Anonymousreply 35May 19, 2020 1:12 AM

No love in DL for actually gay actors, just for the closet cases, real or imaginaries.

by Anonymousreply 36May 19, 2020 1:13 AM

R36 You have never been to a Connor jessup/Miles Heizer thread??

by Anonymousreply 37May 19, 2020 1:23 AM

Only half of that couple is actually out and proud though R37

by Anonymousreply 38May 19, 2020 1:25 AM

R38 Yeah and no one hates on Connor because he seems like a nice and normal guy (and cute) unlike the assholes people hate on DL.

by Anonymousreply 39May 19, 2020 1:27 AM

Actually some of them get hate for being annoying or ugly or both.

by Anonymousreply 40May 19, 2020 1:29 AM

I phucking love this man.

by Anonymousreply 41May 19, 2020 6:25 AM

Hot

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by Anonymousreply 42May 19, 2020 12:05 PM

R38 It's bizarre that Miles won't recognize their relationship publicly. It's also kind of funny since Connor can easily "pass" for straight and is believable in straight roles while Miles is not - yet he's the only who's technically closeted to the public.

by Anonymousreply 43May 19, 2020 3:39 PM

I think he's incredibly sexy. Seriously sexy. I get frustrated with him because his work history is so uneven. He's appeared in a lot of crap. You can criticize his looks all you like, but he definitely turns me on.

by Anonymousreply 44May 19, 2020 3:47 PM

He has a huge number of very tiny freckles all over his chest and shoulders. That and the sun damage is what makes his skin look blotchy

by Anonymousreply 45May 19, 2020 3:55 PM

He seems like a genuinely nice bloke. I don't detect any pomposity in him at all.

by Anonymousreply 46May 19, 2020 4:05 PM

I agree R46. He seems very accessible. I mean if I ran into him on the beach and said hello he'd be very nice.

by Anonymousreply 47May 19, 2020 4:34 PM

Gaston

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by Anonymousreply 48May 19, 2020 9:11 PM

Good God that WSJ interviewer was abysmal. But Luke rose to the occasion and saved the day.

by Anonymousreply 49May 19, 2020 9:27 PM

DAYUM he looks fine in those tight slacks at R48.

by Anonymousreply 50May 20, 2020 1:07 AM

He still looks ok for now but not for long if he continues to expose his skin in the sun. You have no idea how quickly the sun ages you

by Anonymousreply 51May 20, 2020 1:14 AM

Luke Evans radiates Sex. All he has to do is stay in shape, and he is fine!

by Anonymousreply 52May 21, 2020 5:07 PM

Well...he'd also have to not lose his hair and his teeth.

by Anonymousreply 53May 21, 2020 5:08 PM

I thought pancetta was a gay piece of bacon

by Anonymousreply 54May 21, 2020 5:18 PM

Panshetta.

by Anonymousreply 55May 21, 2020 6:06 PM

Is he still with his Spanish boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 56May 21, 2020 6:49 PM

His current boyfriend is Argentinian.

by Anonymousreply 57May 21, 2020 6:57 PM

R57 Sorry, meant Argentinian.

by Anonymousreply 58May 21, 2020 6:59 PM

R57 Sorry, meant Argentinian.

by Anonymousreply 59May 21, 2020 6:59 PM

Trailer for season 2 of THE ALIENIST.

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by Anonymousreply 60May 21, 2020 8:06 PM

His skin looks like a baby's cheeks compared to Sean Penn's.

by Anonymousreply 61May 21, 2020 9:19 PM

Sean Penn is 59 yo Luke Evans is 41 🤦🏻‍♀️

by Anonymousreply 62May 22, 2020 4:27 AM

R57 and FUG!

by Anonymousreply 63May 22, 2020 7:21 AM

I will never understand excessive tanning. Looks like a dangerous activity and leaves skin damage. Just rub heaps of bronzer on! Golden bronze skin in no time. Year round too :)

by Anonymousreply 64May 22, 2020 7:33 AM

He was obviously frozen in the bottle at some point.

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by Anonymousreply 65May 25, 2020 1:26 PM

Hot man who is gay and actually looks like a /man/ for once.

by Anonymousreply 66May 25, 2020 1:42 PM

Can someone post a link to the interview where Luke ungayed himself?

by Anonymousreply 67May 25, 2020 1:45 PM

I haven't followed him closely (the threads here put me off). But I recall an interview from a few years ago that had a quote from his publicist acknowledging that Luke was gay. Luke wasn't quoted on the subject in that interview. I next became aware of his being out again by his own words when he made a Pride post across his platforms, acknowledging recent hate crimes (e.g. the lesbians beaten on the London bus). He wrote something like "you'll never keep us down."

by Anonymousreply 68May 25, 2020 1:57 PM

He's Welsh. He didn't see the sun for the first 20 years of his life.

by Anonymousreply 69May 25, 2020 2:23 PM

He has the texture of a medieval bible.

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by Anonymousreply 70May 27, 2020 9:33 PM

It's like sandpaper

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by Anonymousreply 71July 20, 2020 10:30 AM

I think he’s even hotter now that he’s a little weathered-looking

by Anonymousreply 72July 20, 2020 10:48 AM

[quote]He's said himself that his craggy looks set him apart. His career didn't take off until he was about 30. Hopefully he resists botox and the like.

No, it wasn't this look. His big break didn't happen until he was older, because he wasn't discovered until later in life.

Trust me, it had nothing to do with this roughed out look he has. Luke needs to stay out of the sun and moisturize.

by Anonymousreply 73July 20, 2020 10:58 AM

I don't care. I find him incredibly sexy! I love his voice! Everything about him. And IMO the reason his career didn't take off is because he has very poor management. Some of his acting choices have been shit. I have watched movies just because he was in them, and was SO disappointed. I love the Alienist because I get to see him a lot. He's one of the principle characters. Finally. I hope this exposure gets him better parts. His choices a re very uneven, to put it mildly.

by Anonymousreply 74July 20, 2020 11:57 AM

Luke has great management. Sure, he had some clunkers like a lot of actors, but he has had some plumb roles: He was in the Hobbit, Fast & Furious, and the Beauty & the Beast. Plus, he's had great endorsement deals.

by Anonymousreply 75July 21, 2020 9:01 AM
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