Louis Virtel

Who?

That twitter guy who tries to be funny?

I find him so funny and fascinating - he seems both asexual and highly sexual given he clearly works out like a mad person.

He’s amusing and not bad looking. That’s all I know. Never had him.

I want to know if he's hung.

He has psychoface.

He’s on Grindr all. The. Time. Alas, he won’t respond when I message him. Sad.

The cunt is cross-eyed.

You'd never know what he was looking at-you or the axe in the corner.

He hosts the podcast "Keep it!" with Ira Madison III. Current events podcast with a celebrity or activist interview thrown in. It used to skew far to the self-righteous condemnation, and was almost unlistenable. I don't know if she left for better things or they wised up to how off putting Kara Brown was, but Aida Osman has really improved the subject from "Let's just condemn and hate #Cancel Culture, lol" to actual substantive conversations.

He is a DLer.

He's quite witty, but in a clever and jovial manner, R10, so if he's a DLer, it should be easy to narrow him down.

I want him inside me quite deeply.

I'm jealous of him. He's smart, witty, handsome, has a perfect body, is semi-famous. I bet he has no problems. Thinking about what he is - and what I'm not - depresses me and makes me realize I have no value.

R13 - Uhhhh, you’re jealous , and feel inferior to this tedious, self-absorbed, finger-snapping, mincing Queen?

Not funny, and not exactly all that easy on the eyes.

Exactly how low is your bar?

R14 - he has no body fat and makes a living based on his intellect. He always has witty and funny things to say. I'm boring and have love handles.

r14 ♬ He's got Matthew De-emp-sey hair. ♬

He looks like the gay version of Ben Shapiro.

He's unusual, very witty. Looks dirty in the sack. I'd rough fuck him.

He’s a jeopardy snapper. Isn’t that enough to REPEL YOU????

He isn’t as funny as he thinks he is.

fuckin annoying and ugly

R19, Jeopardy needs more finger snappers, not fewer. Gay that shit up.

Never had him but I’ve met him. He’s both as intense and as funny as he seems.

Looks like there are cookies nearby

Yes, he travels with cookie dough and baking sheets.

He could slap my buzzer.

He's doable

R23 - tell me more. I'm fascinated by his psychology. What are his problems? Incapable of intimacy?

Cute.

He's much funnier than anyone on Datalounge. The old white men here are so predictable in their humor. Louis really has some absurd and bizarre observations. He's a pretty surprising guy.

[quote]The old white men here are so predictable in their humor. L

They're soooo fucking boring.

!!!!

Is that Louis Virtel, r32? When I click on it, I get a STOP! sign saying "STOP stealing bandwith!", but no pic. So I can't see the face at all.

I love him. He's funny and witty and thoughtful.

Post the url is the main body/comment box. We can highlight it and copy to another tab.

ISHC

R14 hi, Louis.

To be fair, I snap like that in my head at least once a day.

SOMEBODY must have some dish on this guy

I love the way he looks but the voice is annoying .

Ugh, used to see her at my Starbucks on Fairfax before the plague. The queeniest queen who ever queened.

Does he have an eating disorder?

I don't know if he has an eating disorder but are you asking from concern or mockery?

Not out of mockery. Just curious. Trying to find a flaw/problem in a seemingly perfect human being.

[quote] Trying to find a flaw/problem in a seemingly perfect human being

Good one, r44

he seems to be the kind of person who's always on and never turns off. In other words, exhausting.

I think he's very smart, witty and funny.

He's not my type but I def get his appeal.

[quote] I don't know if she left for better things or they wised up to how off putting Kara Brown was ...

I kind of liked Kara's ability to pull the boys back to the topic but I can understand why people wouldn't like her too.

She was supposed to get her own podcast with Earwolf but then she was hired as a staff writer on a CW series (In the Dark) last year and the show was picked up for a third season in January. She got credit for penning quite a few episodes. So I'm glad it worked out for her.

wtf 49 responses and no one mentions he was Jane Fonda's in-studio life line on the Who Wants to be a Millionaire reboot last week? He was the only person in the audience. I looked him up on IG and followed. Looks-wise he is not my type at all; I just find Jane Fonda to be very cool and smart. Did you see her present best picture on the Oscars two months ago? She walked out there looking like a million bucks (esp for her age) and NAILED IT. "Parasite!" That was all she needed to say. Perfect diction and posture. And I'm sure off camera she went right back to being a world weary 82 year old, but that is the magic of Hollywood in the hands of a pro. The diametric opposite of Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway doing the same two years ago.

Anyways, I'd never heard of Louis before that, and all I could think was hmmm, the smartest person Jane Fonda knows is a gay? Or was it more about who was available and willing?

I think he’s very smart and entertaining. I love the fact that he is who is in public and doesn’t hide the fact that he is gay, loves the Oscars, and is as eccentric and strange as he wants to be.

I didn't know that Beaker from the Muppets had any kids.

[Quote] doesn’t hide the fact that he is gay

How... would... he...?

I've never heard of this guy before, but that's a tight little body I'd like to bend over my knee. I'd tweak his titties and spank his ass and... then watch Jeopardy with him.

[quote]He’s on Grindr all. The. Time. Alas, he won’t respond when I message him. Sad.

He looks bitchy, not worth your time.

His face is terrible. No snark, but his face is the face of an insane person. Not saying he is, but he looks berserk.

He’s so typical, you can have him.

He’s average, with a feminine haircut. He is feminine

I have never heard of them before nor saw the snap that went around Twitter. But I think I would enjoy his comedy routine. He has a handsome face. I think it would be fun to have lunch with and just talk.

Looks like a tedious bottom

Umm, for those talking about how funny it is, here’s this week’s tweet, “ If you want to make 15-20 friends in LA quickly, stop in the middle of a crosswalk and yell, "Does anyone have any good Faye Dunaway stories?" Yeah, no. He’s LA for the flyover gals.

R61. Perfectly put. He’s the “LA gay” for queens living in Idaho

He's so quick on his feet though. Never at a loss for words, so confident, such specific references and he never seems to forget anything. He's so interesting. It makes me feel pathetic.

He does have resting bitch face though.

R63. If Louis Virtel makes you feel bad about yourself....I feel SO sorry for you

SOMEONE here has had to have had him.

Remember the old saying about eyes being the windows to the soul?

Louis has cold, unkind eyes.

I've always found him off-putting.

R66. Spot on. Like a shark with special needs

This is supposedly his nude

Hi Louis! I know you are reading this.

wow. nice cock.

He has crazy eyes.

R69, thanks for reposting that.

We’ve seen it at r32, but of course you couldn’t be bothered to read the thread I’m sure.

Why does she look so miserable in every picture?

She looks like her witty demeanor is an attempt at masking her utter despair.

Havent had, would very much like to. If he is "The queeniest queen who ever queened. as R41 says and fem like R58 says then he's just my type. Very nice body pics at R46 and R69 too, I like skinny fem queens

Oh my god r68 that killed me -- that's all I will ever think whenever I hear his name or see his face now

He looks like Rob Cryston, cock-crazed cumslut of yesteryear.

I'm shocked no one has commented on his dick size.

He is a total sweetheart.

I literally am consumed with jealousy. Louis Virtel is everything I want to be and never will be. It's not fair.

R62 I can only imagine what an Idaho queen is like.