Burt Ward was the most handsome actor to ever play a costumed hero

He was handsome for about 15 minutes. He was also a major asshole. But yes, as Robin he was very cut.

Nimble.

Very cute. Great in the role.

But to be that young and get that much fame so quickly has got to fuck with your head.

We’ve all heard the rumors of him being hung. Just how big was it?

He likes to claim that he's hung. Which means he's probably about 2 inches, max.

Burt Ward used to run a great dane rescue org. I don't know if he still does but I love him for that.

Cute!

He was pretty back in the day, but I've have run him over and never slowed down if he were blocking my view of Van Williams.

There are stories about him hooking up with guys...

Although I was not born when the show aired, I have seen it when I was young and fuck me, he probably gave me my first boner. Sexy asf.

I enjoyed reading this.

Could have sworn I just posted that, [R16].

I heard that the studio made him take potassium nitrate, which is rumored to shrink your phallus for a few hours. This because his junk was bulging out of his tights in a most outrageous manner.

R14, I found mine after looking around in your link.

I hardly ever even noticed Burt Ward when Adam West was always standing right next to him.

He was only cute with the Robin mask on. Without it, he was okay. Nothing special.

That audition at R2 turns me the fuck on. It's so erotic. He's so earnest, and looks so cute, and wants the part so bad, and I'm so happy he got it! He was a luscious young man. My, what a homoerotic show.

There was a thread a while back about mainstream movies and TV with bondage.

Burt Ward tied up made at least a dozen appearances.

^

AHEM

Not much of an actor, which probably helped the camp aspect of the show. Got a big head about himself. Unemployable after Batman ended. Got old and ugly but apparently gained some humility.

The hook-up store is just ridiculous. I suspect Cesar Romero was more discreet.

Butch? Discreet? No, he loved to tell stories!

Who is that in the photo at r16?

No, Benna Flick is hotter

I agree with R22.

[quote]I hardly ever even noticed Burt Ward when Adam West was always standing right next to him.

Speaking of Adam West . . .

Young Burt was all about the pussy.

For the West heads.

During the "Batman" years, Burt was married to the daughter of Mort Lindsey, Judy's longtime conductor and Merv Griffin's, as well.

There's one picture in particular of him in a car with West. They're dressed as Batman and Robin. Robin's in the foreground, and he's got this sultry look, and the lips look luscious! I'll post it if I find it.

Or maybe I'm just remembering this pic. Kissable! There is another pic of him in a car though.

I vaguely remember having a crush on him as a kid. Also, the boy who played Nick Szalinski in Honey, I Blew Up the Kid.

I think I found it! He looks so hot here! Love that lean torso, and those lips! I think I remember seeing this picture in color, but maybe I'm conflating this picture and the other one I posted.

[quote]Also, the boy who played Nick Szalinski in Honey, I Blew Up the Kid.

ME TOOOOOOOOO! Robert Oliveri! Remember his love interest: KERI RUSSELL?!?!?

all tied up

Yum.

Adam and Burt, later years.

R47, nobody needs to see that Robin became the Penguin. Back to the twink pics please!

What would you call the Dynamic Duo if they got run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon

[quote]Back to the twink pics please!

Hahaha! That's what makes searching for Burt Ward pictures tricky. I'll be turned on one result then off the next.

What if Burt had played Romeo in Zeffirelli’s film and showed his twink ass? How would his career have been different?

could this look any gayer?

Check out this glorious bulge.

How did he support himself after Batman ended?

R53 Not bad!

R54 On my dick!

Looks like he would need compression shorts to support himself?

Robin wasn't the only one who looks like he would need compression shorts.

Robin looks [italic]ready[/italic].

Buttman and Throbbin’.

I LOVE THROBBIN!!!!

I remember having it bad for the Riddler when I was a kid. I obviously thought Batman and Robin were sexy as fuck, but a Riddler episode? Fuuuuuck.

striking a pose?

R62 Aww, look at the way that smirk forms. He knew he was desired.

His memoir was pure sleaze. I flipped through it in a used bookstore; there was some passage about a sexual experience he had with EIGHT prostitutes, all at the same time. He really went off the top going on about how desirable he was to women. I'm sure he got some during the Batman days but I doubt he was much sought after when it ended. Batman...that was his entire career.

Don't forget nostalgia tours and autograph shows!

He really was a sexy imp, r62.

Luxuriate while it lasts, Burt Ward 1966.

But what a sexy little moment in the sun he had. If only he had done a nude scene.

It's always surprising to consider he went to Harvard for his undergraduate degree.

Burt Ward was very handsome in his prime, but he had began losing his looks by age 30, especially when he began packing on the pounds.

HOLY SHOWCASE!

Noble!

More please!

He had a touch of Tom Cruise's looks, voice, and manner.

Definitely some Cruise in there. Do we think Cruise could have played Robin when he was young? Coulda been HOT. Who'da been his Batman?

A young (early 80s) Tom Cruise would've been very good as Robin.

He was hot as Robin, but hotter as preppy Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne’s boy toy.

He had aidsface and gayface before that became a big thing in the '80s.

He failed to make that leap from TV superhero sidekick to Academy Award nominated movie star, a feat few can achieve.

David Hassselhoff as an early 80s TV Batman to Tom Cruise's Robin

Please let us not have this in here.

How dare you sir. that buge is an outrage! That bulge

He was no Don Grady.

Burt Ward as Batman’s ward.

Since I was a very young gayling I've always been partial to masculine full fledged men. He never did a thing for my loins, even as a kid watching the show. He never got out of the cherry boy look during his career. And then old age and 250 extra pounds took that from him too.

Like the pic in R57, Robin doesn't look too unhappy being (barely) strapped to a table. . .

So cute.

R57 That’s hot.

He is NOT amused!

in a leather jacket

Some of these pics are promo shots for gay porn. I'm thinking R85 and R89 especially. Love his lips!

The leather jacket makes him look like child in R91.

Guys, could you imagine Miles Heizer as Robin? His boyfriend should dress up as Batman.

He went from being a pretty boy to looking like Merv Griffin's fat kid brother.

Alec Baldwin for 1980s Batman.

R93 ouch! Weight really is everything, isn't it.

There was an episode where the Mad Hatter had Robin hostage; he was tied up and gagged and on a porcelain horse.

It was the most homo moment of Batman that I can recall.

Here ya go R95 . . .

R96 I definitely felt something in my undercarriage. Straddle me, Robin!

Here he doesn't even try to look butch:

It's because he knew what his allure was, and he was selling it. The whole aw shucks demeanor was a fucking put on for the family crowd, but the boy was pheromoning.

R98, I think that's Burt pretending to be Molly (Jill St. John) pretending to be Robin.

So...he was a good actor.

I feel like everyone on that show required egolessness, because it's absurd the camp they had to pull off. God bless 'em!

covering their crotches

He didn't need $$ in later years. His wife is ONE RICH BITCH!

He and his wife ran a giant dog rescue and adoption service on their property in God forsaken Norco, Ca.. It is now closed and apparently for good reason. It and the Wards had terrible reviews. From the reviews I get the feeling Burt & Tracy are very rich lowbrow deadbeats who will do anything to get out of taking care of their responsibilities.

I'm just amazed a couple reportedly worth $120 million would choose to live out there in that horrible area. They have this gigantic house with a pool that probably cost over a million dollars and all around them are nothing but cracker box houses on dusty dirt lots.

R99, Joshua Morrow told a story when he first got on Y&R, Jeanne Cooper went up to him, looked him up and down and said, 'Oh, the girls are going to love you...' then she added in a stern loving way, 'Don't be stupid.'

I can't imagine what it'd be like to have that allure when you can just sleep with anyone.

He was very cute and seemed very skinny in those tights.

Wow, those reviews of their dog rescue at r104 are fucking scathing.

If they've got so much money, why did they get involved in such a shady operation?

He looks like Jackie Gleason now.

The penis is mightier than the sword.

R108, Jackie Gleason is dead in a swamp in Florida. What are you gettin g at?

R110, one of his grandsons is still alive, if you catch my drift.

R73 ... and height.

Adam West was hot. Burt Ward had chicken legs. Some of you only care about a pretty face. How did it age?

He was ordinary looking at best.

Looked like a fat republican politician by the time he hit middle age.

Burt is such a manly name.

It’s good they put that R on his costume. Helps with introductions.

He would rock a caftan:

His wife sounds nuts.

"My family adopted a borzoi from them recently after telling Tracy we wanted a mellow dog who was good with children. i really believe Tracy has aspergers ( she has every symptom) and so she knows all her dogs in that obsessive aspergers way but lacks any understanding of emotional issues they may have and also has no social skills with the families required to wait for hours in the cold very smelly yard while she brings out the possible dogs to adopt. We took a beautiful dog home after they neutered her (bizarre that their dogs are not neutered since they roam freely together). the dog was TERRIFIED of children and us and a leash since they do not walk their dogs or train them and they have almost no staff working with them."

He was pretty but he was a skinny little thing.

Batman was so homoerotic. I was obsessed with the episode where Batman was drugged and could be manipulated into doing anything. At 13, I thought I had found the solution to having sex with the football captain I was so horny for.

Interesting he married a rich woman and became a trophy husband. Good for him.

I read his memoir. It was poorly written. Part hetero escapades, part braggadocio . He claims to have been up for the lead in The Graduate but the Batman show wouldn't allow it.

This review on Amazon about sums it up.

"Published by a company that Burt Ward owns (with good cause... no one in their right mind would touch this), Burt tells us how he was an honor role student, best chess player in his school, and speed reads 30,000 words a minute. He later describes how he was Bruce Lee's equal in the martial arts and how the nasty Batman producers kept him from playing the title role in The Graduate, leaving the role open for Dustin Hoffman. What he does not tell us is how such a great actor as he seems to feel that he is, spent the next thirty years making a living shaking hands at car lots. He does tell us that he got laid a lot. Not as much detail is spent discussing the un-named compainons though as tales as to how large his organ is, and how many orgasms he was able to bring them to on a regular basis. Funny thing about the book. He never discusses any friends. Upon reading the book it is apparent as to why. It is hard to imagine him having any."

Cesar Romero was the hottest Batman actor and he aged much better.

I always liked the scenes with Bruce and Dick in Wayne Manor, snuggled up by the fireplace.

The Batman show helped make me the freak I am.

Remember playing Batman with my female cousins, them tying my hands together with yarn hair ribbons and me complaining, "Tie me tighter! I can still get out!"

This Conan interview is so cringy.

Burt Ward throws Adam West under the bus and trash talks about his father-in-law.

[quote] Definitely some Cruise in there. Do we think Cruise could have played Robin when he was young?

I think he would have been better cast as Batgirl, or as Marsha, Queen of Diamonds.

Meh. This gayling tuned in for one reason and one reason only!

I'm becoming the Burt Ward Troll. I can't stop digging up dirt on this pompous ass!

Conan O' Brien played a prank on him at Harvard.

R95 and R96.. robin on a horse statue was indeed HOMOEROTIC! i mean think about how they had to tie him up and then put him (the bad guys) on that horse! never mind, a life size horse just had to be in that ceramic shop too! lol!....robin (burt ward) even humps that ceramic horse as he is trying to get loose and sees batman get out of his own plaster trap...

every episode though was homoerotic and kinky when you think about it! if only instead of adam west, they had got someone like clint walker! steve reeves! mike henry! cal bolder! reg park! in that costume! and in those kinky erotic homoerotic situations with twink robin! talk about smoke coming out of the tv and a show that literally gave men and youngsters whack off material for the rest of their lives! lol!....

If he was well hung they must have taped that thing down with duct tape because he never once showed the slightest hint of sizemeat.

there are actually a few episodes where burt ward as robin is actually groped whether on purpose or accident...

a particular catwoman episode with julie newmar..

the 2nd episode of the 2 parts of black widow with tallulah bankhead

a episode of the mad matter with david wayne...

other episodes (the joker episode "surf's up") where he did show bulge as did adam west... also the riddler episode where both he and west are tied up on those rotating wheels, both ward and west ESPECIALLY west are majorly bulging...

and there was a particular homoerotic scene in the episode of the sandman with michael rennie (white powder blown in robins' face metaphor anyone! while he is held down by the tall sexy handsome masculine rennie/sandman and then brainwashed and led away and in control of by his new "daddy" the sandman who towers over him.....

Was Dick Grayson the original Nestor?

Burt Ward and Adam West in CALL ME BY YOUR NAME.

"He 'hogged up' real good!!"

Proves my point actors who play Batman and Robin must have sexy lips. That's the reason Michael Keaton did nothing for me. Chris O'Donnell was yum.

He writes about going to a nudist resort with West. Nobody recognized them even with their clothes off?

r36, I had that same t-shirt as a kid (without the "Adam" on it).

Link, R136?

I've commented on this before, but the episode in which the Mad Hatter has Robin tied and gagged to a big porcelain horse gave me a Bat-boner.

Batman: "Robin! Hang tight, chum! I'll have you out of that gag and out of those ropes and off that horse in no time!"

Robin: "Um thanks, Batman."

Batman: "I've got the ropes. You can get down now."

Robin: "Okay. ....just need a minute."

Batman: "Do you need help down, chum?

Robin: "No. No. Just...I just need to stay here for a minute."

Batman: "What's wrong?"

Robin: "Nothing's wrong."

Batman: "Then come down, we have to get after the Mad..."

Robin: "I've got a HARD-ON, okay? Give me a minute! And DON"T tell Aunt Harriet about this."