Is He Officially OUT?

He looks like a duck knocked Kelly up.

Does he have an OnlyFans yet?

FUG!

I would bet the family farm that he is a bottom.

Anyone who doesn't think he is all over sexy is bitter, deranged, or vision impaired.

He sure looks gay.

His dad is way hotter, though.

Will he be following in Daddy's footsteps and start stripping?

He’s no Joaquin. And I wear a singlet.

Dapper, and I'm getting a "lights are on and somebody's home" reading.

His cherry must be so ready to pop by now.

If he is gay, he can date Brian Austin Green's out son Kassius.

I don't know the sexuality of MichaelConsuelos, but I do know that both his parents are big supporters of the the LGBT community, and I am sure they would love him no matter what.

If you want to fault the parents...fault them for being friends with that gay Minstrel Show...no...wait...it's nice to take in strays!

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very pretty in pink!

The prettiest of Mark/Kelly's kids is their youngest He's beautiful. Their daughter is quite bland. She has gigantic boobs. They need to be reduced

Umm OP’s photo is several years old. Below is more recent. He has already not aged well, he looks like a Syrian hustler.

R15, but Joaquin is adorable.

Does he almost have a lisp?

Uncle Andy will show him the ropes Joaquin is going to be a heartbreaker...and seems like sweet kid

How do such attractive people, get such ugly kids?

Y'all are crazy. Those kids are nice-looking kids. I would question the wisdom of buying a pink suit, but by the cut of his trousers, it looks as if Michael Consuelos has nicely muscular hindquarters! A blue suit would be nicer on him.

And the young man has beautiful skin. His mother cautioned him no doubt about too much time in the sun.

In OP's pic it looks like someone repeatedly beat him with the ugly stick.

[quote] I would bet the family farm that he is a bottom.

Like father, like son.

That photo at R15 illustrates what happens when two short people procreate.

The kids all have short torsos and no necks. Very strange looking.

They all look Asian in R15's pic.

[quote] They all look Asian in R15's pic

Strike two.

I bet he knows how to work that ass and scores all the big dick he needs.

The OP's picture reminds me of a twinky gay Clark Kent. Love to see him rip off those clothes and have SuperTwink outfit underneath.

[QUOTE] Joaquin is adorable.

I knew this thread would turn into a Joaquin lovefest.

Bitch start your own Ho-Queen thread.

King Michael of Twinkville is what I'm talking about.

Too much lips in OP's pic. WAY too much.

What makes OP think Michael is gay, anyway?

You know Andy already tapped that and turned it out ..

Is he a numpty?

Meh, maybe if he was of average height.

Gay from space

God, who cares if he is, and who cares if he isn't--out, gay, straight, whatever?! Can you imagine if you were the age of these kids and someone was writing this shit about you? Kelly and Mark are fair game, I suppose, but leave their kids alone and get a life!

He's 22 R36

R36. Michael Consuelos is 22 years old. He is also a tv regular on Riverdale. I agree children are off limits to a public person, but Michael is an actor and has been blessed with well connected parents to be on a hit tv show, so I think a DL thread is appropriate for him. He is a regular guest on Kelly's show too. So telling people to get a life is a bit too high horse I dare say. Sit on it and spin is probably what people are thinking about you.

[quote] Sit on it and spin

Funny to use that as an insult on a gay message board.

R38, he’s not a regular on Riverdale. He was in one episode.

R15 Ew, he is not attractive. Joaquin is adorable, and Lola would look cute if she learned how to style herself but her boobs are distracting.

All of the kids have the worst features of both parents.

They all look like aliens.

Joaquin is the best looking,but all 3 kids are good looking.

I swear DL is fucking crazy. Calling them aliens or ugly is just ridiculous.

[italic] all 3 kids are good looking [/italic]

Get thee to an optometrist!

I think Michael is beyond adorable. To have him naked and bent over to fuck would be a dream come true.

Her name was Lola

She was a showgirl....

He should do dwarf porn.

You all are harsh. Get him naked with his beautiful plump half white and latino arse in the air and you all will be fighting each other to be first in line at the conga party

Kelly said that Joaquin has a lot of anxiety regarding the current situation. Poor little twink.

What current situation?

R50, the lack of cheesecake, Rose.

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Do these kids reject food like their mother?

R49 Kelly said Joaquin has some kind of learning disability. He feels bad enough, would you want your mother to announce that to the world?

r54

She said that so he can cheat (get more time) on his SAT test

Yikes, that fug even makes Adam Rippon look good.

Michael was on Kelly’s show this morning, getting a haircut from Mom. The photos don’t do him justice. He’s very, very cute. He looks very much like Mark.

I saw. His big lips and big eyebrows work.