The Datalounge Coronavirus Film Festival

(N95) Mask

The Social Distance Network

Mask

Faces of Death

Respirator: Dark Fate

Throw Dr. Birx From the Train

The Last Picture Show Before Mandatory Lockdown

How To Stuff Wild A N95 Face Mask.

A Dry, White Cough Season

Breathless, Because there are no Ventilators

Death on the Cruise to the Nile

A Room With a View of Old, Dead Italians

Very High Fever Pitch

White House Mischief

À bout de souffle

La Dolce COVID-19

Toxic Air Force One

Work From Home Alone

Le charme discret de la manidae

The Don't Touchables

Wuhan Monogatari

The Senior Citizen Hours

Céline et Julie vont en quarantaine

The Sixth Foot Sense

All The President's Lies

NO Contact

"Night of the Coughing Dead."

Todo sobre mi madre muerta

"28 Days Ventilator"

Eternal Washing of the Spotless Hands

Die Hard With a Fever

Four Canceled Weddings and a Funeral

Mon oncle mort d'Amérique

My Takeout Dinner Without Andre

Deadfellas

Move Over (at least six feet) Darling

World Interrupted.

Up the Contaminated Staircase

Driving Miss Daisy to the Cemetary

Woman on Verge of A Covid 19 Breakdown

Taxi zum Krankenhaus

You've Got Corona

The Batcage

Breakfast at Tiffanys to go

The Great Gaspy

A Man for Cough Seasons

L'année dernière au crématorium

Wait Until Dark To Go Out So You Can Socially Distance

Au revoir les enfants

Eyes, Nose, and Mouth Wide Shut

Beach Blanket Biohazard

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice Are All Sick

The Loneliness of The Socially-Distanced Runner

Around the World in Eighteen Days

Dawson's High Viral Load Weekend

Funny Dead Lady

Panic Apartment

Don't Touch Now

Where Angels go, trouble follows six feet behind

The Cell -is full of coronavirus

Who's Dead, Pussycat?

Body Heat is Unusually High

Wet, Hot Chinese Market

The Big Short - age of Toilet Paper

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Dead

Crazy Sick Asians

Death in Venice, and Bergamo and Bologna

Ordinary People: the Final Chapter

A Room with a View of the Morgue

I Love You, Don't Touch Me

The History of the World - Final Chapter

I wanna hold your hand - sanitizer

Corona, Corona

Not Being There

High Anxiety (no change needed)

Ferris Bueller’s Multiple Days Off

Doctor, NO!

Saturday Night Fever

Who's Afraid of Visiting Virginia Woolf?

Bat Soup.

The China Syndrome

The Killer That Stalked New York

The Pizza Boy, He Delivers

The King and I Are in Self Quarantine

Dude, where's my ventilator?

Waiting to Exhale Before I'm Vented

The Hours I've Been Quarantined

The Sound of Wheezing

Escape from New York and you will be quarantined

The Devil Wears Pajamas

Please Don't Push Up the Daisies.

Spring Breakers

And Then There Were None

The Corona Crossing

Don't Kiss Me, Kate

A Patch of Flu

Where the Boys Aren't

With Sicks, You Get Eggroll

Close Encounters of No Kind

Coming Home...For Probably Six Months

Ballroom Hazmat Dancing

Desperately Seeking Charmin

March of the Pangolins

Scarf Face

How the West Was Done

Ghost Ship

Quarantine in Connecticut

Raise the Red Lung Tissue

My Pillow Talk

Dangerous Crossing

The Old Man and the C

Film 10 by Tentin Quarantino

Five Weeks In A Bubble

I Spit on Your Grave. And Your Grave and Your Grave.

Kisses For My President

Virtually meet the Fockers

No Ventilators for Old Men

Once Upon a Time In Wuhan

The Ghost Of Mrs. Muir

Die Hardest

Gidget Goes to Rome - And Dies

Love! Valour! Coronavirus!

Bump Elbows With the Devil

Muriel's Postponed Wedding

No Sex in the City (am I doin’ it right?)

Roman Holiday....of Death

Stop Making Salaries

Bohemian Eulogy

My Big Fat Greek Funeral

Mary, Queen of Scott's Tissue

Kind Hearts and Coronauts

Get Out and Stay In

Swan Song of the South

Romy and Michele's Cancelled High School Reunion

Get Out While You Can

Interview With the Vampire Over FaceTime

The Diamond Princess Diaries

Don't Catch Me If You Can

It's a Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead World

Willy Wonka and the Ventilator Factory

No Weddings and a Funeral

7am Drugstore Cowboy

Three Dead Men and a Baby

Look Who's Skyping Now

The China Syndrome

Gunfight at the T.P. Corral

55 Deaths at Peking

On the Waterfront by the USNS Mercy

Raging Bullshit: the Donald Trump Press Briefing

The Battleship Potemkin is Refused Permission to Dock

Children of the Quorn

The Scarlet Lymph Node

The 39 Steps between you and the next person in line at the bank.

Look Who's Afraid of Virginia's Vapor Droplets

The Grand Budapest Hotel is Closed

The Loneliness of the Social Distance Runner

Lies My President Told Me

Thoroughly Modern Pandemic

Call me by your name on skype

The Phantom Thread Mask

Rome, Closed City.

Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner

Cet obscur objet de respiration

The Man who Coughed on Liberty Vallance

The curbside pick up artist

Stay Home Alabama

Carry On, Doctor -Without PPE

My Cousin Vinny Has the Rona

The President's Plane Is Missing -- Let's Hope It Crashed

Apocalypse Now

Cruise Ship of Fools

Love in the Time of Corona

Dr. Fauci and the Devils

I Wanna Hold Your Hand Sanitizer

Heaven Can’t Wait

Les Enfants dans Paradise

Fiddler Social Distancing on the Roof

Corona, Wrath of God

My Dinner Without Andre

Rebel Without A Respirator

Cruising For Longer Than You Thought You Would

The Wuhan Wet Market Club.

Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Virus

Big Trouble in Big China

Mutiny On The Beaches (released only in Florida)

Last Tango Everywhere

The Death of a Nation

An Empty Streetcar Named Desire

12 Angry Men: Statistically, At Least Two Are Infected

Died Yesterday

Crouching Pangolin, Hidden Bat

Through a Glass, Darkly: it's the only safe way to speak to your grandmother.

No Times at Ridgemont High

Whatever happened to Baby Jane? Oh, right.

Come Back To The Five and Dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, between 7 and 9 am

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (is the only place it hasn't got to yet)

Virusbusters!

Honey, I Infected the Kids

When Harry Infected Sally

The Little Shop Around The Corner is a Non-Essential Business

We Got a Flu!

She's gotta have it!

Farewell my Concubine Until June or July at the Earliest.

Muriel’s Zoom Wedding

The Cemetery of the Finzi-Continis

The Cremains of the Day

The Thin Blue Line Marks Out the Place Where You Should Stand

Toilet Paper Moon

Corona! Corona! Corona!

A Very Long Engagement Due To CIrcumstances Beyond Our Control

Annie Get Your Hand Sanitizer!

Mr. Deeds Goes into Self-Isolation

Shakespeare in Quarantine

The Three Face Masks of Eve

The Wizard of SARS (CoV-2)

Django Intubated

Mr. Trump Goes to Washington - and We All Die

The Satan Bug - starring DL fave George Maharis!

I Wanna Hold Your Hand Sanitizier

Call Me By Your Strain

Let's Kill Uncle (By Coughing on Him)

Dead Men Don't Need Respirators

The Spanish Hostel (Is A Health Hazard)

R218, are you also R72?

Fauci and His (Embarrassing) Friends

R218, are you also R173?

Universal Health Care at Bernie's

Someone I Touched, with the coronavirus replacing syphilis

Babette's Curbside Pick-Up Feast

Driving Miss Daisy (to the morgue)

Not Without My Toilet Paper

Mother, May I Sleep With Latex Gloves On?

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

The Little Shop Of Horrors Now Has Curbside Pick Up

Clueless aka The Donald Trump Story

R229, are you the prequel to R39?

I Could Go on Streaming

Nightmare on Pennsylvania Ave

Moon Over the Miami Winter Party Festival

Mardi Gras: Spring Break

Picture Mommy Dead

The President's Brain Is Missing

Strangers When We Don't Meet

Far From The Masked Crowd.

The Prime of Miss Teen Covid

The Pangs of New York

Six Feet of Separation

Death Becomes Her .. and Him .. and Those Three Over There

To Wuhan Flu Thanks for Everything, Donald Trump

Look Who's Coughing, followed by Look Who's Coughing Too

Cocktail of Experimental Drugs

r248 wins

The Sorta Graduate

Die, Mommie, Die!

The Devil Wears Prada from the Waist Up

Dear Dead Delilah

Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye

Alice Got Corona and Doesn't Live Here Anymore

The Loneliness of the Social Distance Runner

Look Back in Anger

A Text Before Dying

R258, are you also R53 and R155?

Kiss of the Rona Woman

Stand Six Feet Away and Deliver

Goldilocks and the Three Blatino Husbears On Lockdown

Crazy Sick Asians

28 Days Later

Coronageddon

A Touch of Evil

The Flu Luck Club

Stand (No, Over There) and Deliver

Harry Potter and the Super-spreader of Codogno

With Six You Get Toilet Paper Roll

Gloves Are A Many Splendored Thing

Mr. Blandings Disinfects His Dream House

Gone in 20 Seconds

Please Don’t Eat the Daisies, They’re Infected

Not Without My Baby Wipes

If It’s Tuesday It Must Be the Living Room

Godzilla vs. Corona

Herbie Can't Go to Monte Carlo

On Her Majesty’s Secret Medical Service

Corona's Revenge

The Sound of Misery

Nancy, Donald, and Miss Lindsey

The Whore is a Lonely Hunter

True Girth (not grit)

Everyone's favorite James Bond movie.....Glovedfinger

Brideshead Quarantined

Around the House For 80 Days

The Best Little Pop-Up Covid Testing Center in Texas

Six Feet of Separation.

Ugh sry R246

2nd try:

Play My CoolMisty Humidifier For Me

I Was a Teenage Virus Denier

Meet Me In The ICU

In The Good Old Quarantine

A Child is Intubating

Bad Timing: A Toilet Paper Obsession

Coronavirus and Old Lace

This is without a doubt the most entertaining thread of the current lockdown season! I've been laughing out loud nonstop. Thank you, OP and fellow DL posters!

The Postman Always Wipes Twice

Priscilla, Queen of the Respiratory Therapists

Melancholia

Death in Venice

We're not showing Captain Corelli's Pangolin?!

Grand Covid-19 Worker Hotel

My Beautiful Ventilator

R302, are you also R67?

We will be delighted to show it, R303, once we have the required certification that no pangolins were harmed in the production of the film. Yes, eating counts as “harm.”

Mr. Popper's Pangolins

Guardians of the COVID 19 Galaxy

Zaandam-ic, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jate Winslet as two doomed cruise passengers

Now Stranded Cruise Line Voyager

Pocket Full of Viruses

Covid-1917

Ship of Fools who Went on a Fucking Cruise Holiday in the Middle of a Pandemic

Fahrenheit 102 and Above.

Brewster's Millions of Dead Bodies

Three Coins in the Deserted Fountain

Pandemic and the Flying Dutchman

Live and Let Die

I Want to Live!

Dial C For Coronavirus

Shanghai Surprise

Torn Plastic Curtain

No Time for No Time to Die

Those Magnificent Men in Their Breathing Machines

My Own Private Idaho ... for Real

A Plague of Their Own

Down and Passed Out in Beverly Hills

The Lung Goodbye

Voyage of the Coronavirus Damned

Bill & Ted's Supermarket Adventure

Airport 2020: All Flights Grounded

Ferris Bueller's Day Cough

Little Masked Women

The Wuhan Candidate

Mother, May I Sleep with an N95 Mask?

Earth Girls are Sneezy The Big Chills Saturday Night Fever The Marvelous Missing Lysol

^ oops

Earth Girls are Sneezy

The Big Chills

Saturday Night Fever

The Marvelous Missing Lysol

Gone With The Toilet Paper

Bell, Book, and Thermometer

A Virus is Borne

The Cottonelle Club

Raiders of the Lost Hand Sanitizer

Debbie Does Dallas and Dies

The Spy Who Coughed On Me

From China, With Love

Harold and Kumar Go To ICU

Carry On Up Your Corona

Cough the Beloved Country

The Lung, Lung Failure

Muriel's Funeral

For whom the Purell tolls

The Not-So-Sterile Cuckoo

The Strange Flu of Martha Ivers

Mourned on the Fourth of July

A Letter to Three Hoarders

Mutiny on the Bounty Paper Towel Truck

Toilet Paper Queen of Montana

Never Steal Anything Small (Except Toilet Paper)

Coughing 9 to 5

Meet Me in St. Louis University Hospital

The Prepper Josey Wales

The Hand Sanitizer That Rocks the Cradle

Peter Pandemic

Basic Survival Instinct

John InstaCarter

Nightmare on Pennsylvania Ave

A FaceTime in the Crowd

Dildomania

HOME ALONE

(no need to alter the title).

R368, are you also OP?

The Roman Spring Funeral of Mrs. Stone

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Community Spread

Death of a Hand Sanitizer Salesman

What's the Matter With Helen?

The Coronavirus Slew Auntie Roo

Fear and Desire For Hand Sanitizer

The Gloved One

Glove Story - What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died from the coronavirus? That dumb bitch should have worn gloves and a mask.

James And The Giant Ventilator

The Gravediggers of 2020

Jack Bleacher

Not Another Quarantine Movie

The Man Without a Face Mask

The King's Bleach

16 Candles You're Too Weak To Blow Out

"Gone With Your Wind"

"Not Without My Daughter's Mask"

"Dying Young of Coronavirus"

"When Harry Infected Sally"

Edith Scob in 'Les Yeux Sans Visage'

The Face Mask of Dimitrios

Less Than Zero Toilet Paper

St. Elmo's Fever

Sex, Lies, and Covideotape

Star Wars 0 - The Phantom Virus

R387-R389, please keep it up with the 80s films. Amusing.

R387, that's too funny...and too real!

Pretty in Pink Face Mask

An Angel of Death at My Table

She's Gonna Get It

Close Encounters of the Viral Kind

Brokeback Virus

Croup Dreams

The Boys In The Ward

The Chyenne Social-Distancing Club

Two on a Ventilator.

Airspray

Intubating Rita

Who Infected Roger Rabbit?

Crossing Delancey to Avoid You

Self-Quarantined Magnolias

The Body Bag Guard

Sleepless in Seattle Nursing Home

Working from Home Girl

The Man with One Red Shoe and One Good Lung

Palm Springs Spring

Doubt...You're Not Infected

Don't Bother to Knock, Because I Won't Answer Due to Social Distancing Guidelines

Body Bag of Evidence

The Postman Always Rings Twice, then Leaves the Package at the Door

Pandemic's Labyrinth

Missionary position impossible

Peter Pandemic

Weekend at Dr. Birx's

Weekend at Dr. Birx's

A Summer Shelter in Place

R418, are you also R362?

Driving Miss Lindsay

What's Eating Gilbert Grape's Lungs?

Even Cowgirls Get the Wuhan Flu

Les Quatre Cents Croups

Charlie Chan at the Wuhan Wet Market

The English Patients

An American Super-spreader in London

The Wuhangover

If you liked Bad Ronald you'll love....Bad Donald

A Man for All Treasons

The Discreet Charmin of the Bourgeoisie

"A Plague of Their Own"

R434, are you also R326?

"The Social Distancing Network"

Invasion of the Body Snatchers Coronavirus Edition

The Garden of the Fauci-Continis.

Despicable Me (The Donald Trump Story)

Hello Rona!

Good Will Hunting for Toilet Paper

Infected April

The Man in the Gray Flannel Face Mask

The Phantom of the Paper Goods Aisle

SARS Trek 2 - The Undiscovered Vaccine

Plan 9 from Trumper Space

Sense and Infectability

We Need to Talk About Devin Nunes

Full Metal Facemask

"The Killing of Sister George From Coronavirus "

Dr. Oh Hell No

One Sick Pony

Don't Kiss Me, Stupid

What every lesbian wants do to her girlfriend at the conclusion of the quarantine

What every lesbian wants do to her girlfriend at the conclusion of the quarantine

Oops...wrong thread!

Coronastruck

Red Eye

Swept Away

(for the dead Kennedys)

Coronavirus Birds of Prey

Captain CoronaVirus

Pee Wee's Big Quarantine

Dirty Distancing

I'm Distancing As Fast I Can

La Dolce Coronavirus Vita

The movie:

Stop Eating Bats!

Peggy Sue Got Buried

Some Kind Of Wonder Flu

​9 1⁄2 Months

Smokey and the Toilet Paper Bandit

The Bad News Bears in Breaking Quarantine

Dona Flor and Her Two Sick Husbands

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the ICU

Alice's Restaurant Closed.

Dr. Debbie Does Dallas

Sore Throat

Days of Dry-Heavin'

Land of Hope and Glory Hole

The Sheltering-in-Place Sky

Thelma And Flu Wheeze

GOP 2020 campaign slogan:

Live and Let Die

The Burying Kind

Infected Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Snow White and the Six Dwarfs: RIP Sneezy

Thoroughly Dead Millie

They Call Me DOCTOR Tibbs!

"From Dusk Til Dawn Curfew"

"Driving Miss Daisy to the Hospital"

"Intubating Rita"

"Peggy Sue Got Quarantined"

"Apocalypse Now"

"From Dusk Til Dawn Curfew"

"Driving Miss Daisy to the Hospital"

"Intubating Rita"

"Peggy Sue Got Quarantined"

"Apocalypse Now"

Help!

24-Hour Non-Partying People

Lesbian on the Roof

Alice Doesn't Live Anymore

Alice Lives Here All The Time and Can't Leave

The Lungs Of Laura Mars

Rebel Without A Cough--Yet

One Way Passage.....to the living room

Ordinary People Who Have Covid-19

Hush Hush Sweet Virus

Death on the Viral Nile

Yes, Prime Minister....You Do Have the Coronavirus

Butch Cassidy and the Social Distancing Kid

The Night They Raided Kroger's

"Look Who's Coughing"

"Look Who's Coughing, Too"

The Queen's Speech

Shawn Mendes of the Dead

Soon to be released staring Chris Hemsworth:

Extraction without Toilet Paper

Half a Sick Pence

R87 Leaked footage from the location shoot.

Little Viruses

Jojo Viruses

The Infected Tiger of Eschnapur

The Tiger Sanction

Ben Hurts

Legends of the Flu, Not Flu

The MyPillow Book

The Moon and MikePence

Inglorious Hoarders.

O Doctor, Where Art Thou?

Bridget Jones's Hospital Chart.

Rules of Disengagement.

When a Stranger Coughs.

I'm Gonna Git You Cougha

Toilet Paper Moon

The China Syndrome

Far From Heaven: Quaratined With the Wife and Kids

When Stella Got Her Grave Back

Come Back to the Five and Dime, Lysol Wipes, Lysol Wipes

Coughmanji

The Hoarse Whisperer.

Honey I Swabbed the Kids.

A Night at the Roxbury ICU.

Billy's Hollywood Screen Furlough.

The First Widows Club.

Splutter Island

That Thing You Used to Do.

Lethal Bioweapon

The Way We Were in Quarantine

The Gloved Hand that Rocked the Cradle

Video Date Night

Stay...At Home

Hedwig and the Angry Six Feet.

Vanilla Skype.

Under the Tuscan Lockdown.

I Spit on Your Grave

Short Bus To ICU

Short Bus To ICU

Away From Her

Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

The Man in the N-95 Mask

Riding the Bus Without My Sister

The Darjeeling Limited Exposure

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days to the Coronavirus

Two for the Ventilator

Some musicals:

Royal Wedding, Postponed

On the Town, or Maybe Not

Easter Parade, Cancelled

An American Hospitalized in Paris

Jane's Calamity

A SARS Is Born

Take Out Only: Fried Green Tomatoes From the Whistle Stop Cafe

Fighting Tommy Rilwy in the Toilet Paper Aisle

Dazed and Confused

Dazed and Confused

Dazed and Intubated

Gone with the Ventilator

Big Trouble in Big China

Shitty Shitty Cough Cough

High Road to China

Barefoot in the ICU

Dr. Rand Paul's House of Horrors

Doris Day Marathon:

Lover Don't Come Near Me

Please Don't Eat the Potluck

Send Me No Germs

That Touch of Ultra-Soft Two-Ply

Pill Talk

The Thrill of Recovery

The Wearing-Pajamas-All-Day Game

R567 And don't forget "Move Waaay Over, Darling."

To Sir, With Gloves

Who’s Afraid of Virginia’s Cough

Close Encounters Of The Zero Kind

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner in Quarantine

Babette's Feast for One

No Looking for Mr. Goodbar

Forrest Trump

The Sterile Surgical Booties of the Fisherman

Breathless

Caged

Deep Throat Infection

The China Syndrome

The China Syndrome

Cruising 2

Starring La Sénatrice

To Wuhan, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar