Let’s be Meghan and Harry’s new life in LA

I'm the various Nanny Agencies scrambling to find yet another Nanny for "her highness".

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I'm the rough and tumble American armed security guards who are replacing the dignified, respectful British RPOs now that Charles is paying out of pocket for their security.

I'm Meghan's esthetician. I keep her landing strip trimmed and one in by three inches.....Just the way Harry like it. I see her once a week.

I'm Coronavirus.

I’m the pool that no one uses. It’s out in the sun, and Meghan doesn’t want herself and Archie to get any darker and Harry burns.

We're the Hollywood gratin who never call. We don't know them, and don't want to know them.

I’m Kate, opening a Sainsbury’s in Bumfuckshire.

I’m the holes in the drywall. Some of us are small, about the size of a stiletto heel. Some of us are larger, the size of a man’s fist.

We are the dogs, ignored once fucking Archie came along.

No, R11. The pups have been golden for the Markles! They were in the news about being shipped to Canada last fall for the Canadian "rest break", and then for special photo ops out walking with mom and the half-smothered baby. At least we got to see their faces.

Of course now, who knows? I can't actually see M or H walking the dogs in Malibu. The task must have been turned over to the "help", or they have been turned into yard dogs.

I'm LeBron James, hurtling towards the courtside seats, my size-15 foot heading straight for Meghan's nose.

I'm the Sikorsky S-76B helicopter.

I’m the mirror in the mansion they’re squatting in where Markle practices her “Thank you! You love me! Almost as much as I love me!” Oscar speech daily.

I'm the Royal Canadian Mounted Police squad being paid for by the Canadian taxpayers to protect the American branch of the British Royal Family because Trump refused to soak the American taxpayer for it.

OP I’m the daily phone calls to Gail, Oprah and Serena, not being put through.

I'm Doria, moving to New York.

I am the security team which is needed to keep all the freaky sad bitches away from us. These women spend all day in chatrooms and run blogs with catchy names like MURKYMEG. We spend hours and hours making videos and funny memes and photoshopping Meghan. We also have a Blog, Twitter and Instagram account all dedicated to Meghan. But we aren't obsessed. We have called Meghan a GRIFTER, HUSSY, WHORE, YACHTGIRL and an ESCORT. But we aren't racist. Even though every nonwhite woman the world over has faced this same questioning of their character. Even though it has a name JEZEBELLING and is recognized as a form of racism. The experts are wrong. Why? Because we didn't even know she was black. She looked to me - Latina, Meditteranean, Mexican ............... And her mom. There is something off about her. I get bad vibes. I have heard she was in prison and faked her degree. Not racist though. Even though I have laughed at her dreads and nose ring and am questioning her moral character its not because she is Black.

I'm George Clooney, hoping my "friends" Meg and Harry give me a call, and we can have a laugh over the sheltering in place and our mutual career freefalls.

I went to their fucking wedding! They can damn well throw me a bone when I'm lonely in return.

I'm Harry's escorting fees.

I'm Urban Dictionary. I just published Klan Grannies. Now the whole world knows about you racist trolls.

I'm the bitch who is tired of the constant H&M threads.

I'm the British royal family, and we don't know of whom you speak.

R23 If you don't like these threads, don't read them.

Poor R19/R20 thinks she has all the "woke" wisdom now that she's taken an on-line Soc 101 class.

Oh, and Jezebelling isn't a word that anyone who can call themselves an "expert" uses. Unless they are "expert victims".

I'm the funeral for the Sussex Royal social media accounts, dusty and closed.

I'm the coming out party for Harry and Megan Dumbarton on April 1 2020. Not with a bang, but a sodden photoshopoed whimper.

I'm Canada, breathing a sigh of relief.

I'm the Klan Grannie Troll - I'm camped out somewhere in L.A. where, even though She Who Must Be Loved cannot see me, I am keeping watch faithfully to keep insane DLers from showing up in tastefully selected CA spring sorbet colours and, er, . . . . er . . . having a pee in her pool?

You can tell I have a screw loose because in my post I implied on a public forum that Meghan Markle wears dreds . . . yessirree, the woman who ditched her Afro curls as soon as she could and for the last 20 years has been wearing, with the help of extensive weaves, the loooonnngggg strraaaiiiggghhhttt haaiirrr that she is obsessed with, . . . wears dred

I am a SJW hunting down bigotry from my padded cell - I just don't know the difference between natural African hair, weaves, and dreds.

I am Prince Charles, going over accounts with my financial team, tearing what's left of my hair out as I realise that if the COVID plague continues or another outbreak occurs in the fall, I could be looking at two million a year for Harry's security for the foreseeable future, as, over time, people will have fewer and fewer fucks to give about his and that bitch's plans.

I'm the house in Malibu that Smugs convinced Harry to move to so he could fulfill his dead mommy's own dream

I am the Duchess of Cambridge, looking around the Sandringham estate in Norfolk contentedly, sighing with relief that It Is Really Over, and envisioning a time in the (hopefully not too distant) future when my husband is King and there is no question of visitors from sunny California showing up for Christmas.

I’m the ugly, old, white nanny hired by Meghan to look after Archie

I'm Australia, thanking God Canada was closer.

I'm Meghan's agent. I've run out of ways to explain to her highness why piles of A-list roles aren't coming her way.

I'm Archie's left eye, wondering where the right one is looking.

I'm Beyonce, telling my assistant never to return the messages of any voice-over "actors."

I'm the coronavirus.

I'm Blanca, the maid from El Salvador, puzzled every morning when I show up for work because the Mrs always insists on formally shaking my hand and pulling it downward until I bend my knees

I'm the stack of empty pizza boxes - one from every pizza place within 5 miles that delivers - neatly piled up in the recycling bin outside, so high that the bin won't close.

I'm Archie, wondering if I will ever get to be with my cousins.

I'm Meghan's most ardent fan feverishly scouring all forums for negative comments so I can call the posters racist.

I’m the tiny cornrows that will be braided into Archie’s hair as soon as he grows some.

I'm that fading feeling of getting better as chills overtake the body accompanied by little droplet of the Wokeness virus invisible to the naked eye but making everyone sick.

I'm the cookbook that noted banana bread and avocado toast maker Meg Markle will "write" for you dismal poors. Live laugh etc.!

I'm the motherfucking Queen. Stripping you two petulant pieces of shit of 'HRH' is next.

I'm the "Charitable Foundation" that Meg and Harry draw freely from, and which gets 0.3% of its donations from the general public.

I'm really just a means for social climbing oligarchs from unfashionable countries to pay Harry and Meg to hang out with me.

I’m the nightly 4 a.m panic attack.

I'm Kim Kardashian, jumping up and down for joy, that my new bff has arrived from Canada. Oh, this darn coronavirus!

Serious question for a slight break in insulting these two idiots:

How would Harry and Markle get rich establishing a nonprofit charitable organization where presumably donated money would go to the recipients of the charity and administrative personnel for salaries and running the organization? Granted, the Harkles would make some money, but not the millions and millions Markle imagines, right?

I'm Harry itching to get back to those drunken orgies in Las Vegas.

I’m the pap stroll down Robertson.

I’m lunch at the Ivy and dinner at Craig’s.

I m the abundant supply of recreational drugs available in LA....

I’m the downlow.

I’m zero — the number of times Meghan will visit her dad who is three hours away from LA

I'm Samantha Markle. There is a picture of me at the security gate and the guard has orders to shoot on sight.

I’m the wistful sigh from Pippa, now that my big crush has moved away.

I’m Diana, rolling in her grave

I’m also Diana, cackling in my grave

I am the "woke" reality show concept being pitched to Meghan and Harry. Meghan may be looking down her nose at me now but in another few months I'll be "the newest vehicle for Harry and Meghan to positively contribute to the world."

I'm the soul of the future Lady Diana Mountbatten-Windsor, waiting to be incarnated in Meghan's womb, impatient to be born in Hollywood. I'm going to have the blonde hair and blue eyes of my late lamented Gran that my big brother didn't get. and that Mum was hoping for, and wait till you see what she charges for photo spreads of Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

R51, that is the big question, isn't it?

How, indeed.

I'm the reboot of Almost Royal with Megs and Harry.

I'm an eleven year old Californian blonde girl. In ten years' time , Harry is going to try and furtively pick me up at a minor Hollywood producer's party and is going to be crushed when I artlessly admit I don't know who he is.

Damn, some of you are savage. It’s why I’m here.

I'm the accountant at their charitable foundation, entering money spent on hookers and blow under the "Charitable Outreach to At-Risk Sex Workers" fund.

Hahaha Klan Grannies - URBAN DICTIONARY

I'm the inspirational message from the Duchess in Sharpie on a Whole Foods organic responsibly-grown and -sourced banana re: social distancing:

"Six feet apart, not six feet under!"

I'm that goddam emerald tiara. You know the one Meghan wanted to wear, but Eugenie used at her own wedding. Meghan smuggled me out of Britain and now she's got me hidden in a pot with a fake palm tree on top of me.

Congrats to the poster who went ahead and got Klan Grannies published in the Urban Dictionary. You poor old dears in your care homes. Named and shamed. May the febrile arms of coronavirus embrace you all.

I am the Best Actress Oscar award Meghan Markle wins for starring as herself in the critically acclaimed biopic, Meghan Markle: My Journey of Liberation.

We are the group of fired nannies, maids, PPOs, et who are planning both a class action lawsuit and appearances on chat shows detailing our experience working for the gruesome twosome.

I'm the under ripe banana with "Hola!" written on it in Sharpie given to Consuela every day for her lunch.

I'm the California Closet Archie will inevitably come out of & overshadow narcissist mommy.

Archie will join the ranks of Demi Moore's girls, Alexa Joel and Chas Bono as one of Hollywood's ugliest offspring.

I'm the Harry Winston tiara that Meghan is pressuring Harry to dip into his capital to buy, because it was SO unfair that the Queen or Charles didn't give her one before we left! And a Royal Duchess (tm) needs to have a tiara of her own!

And of course, anything Harry takes out of the capital of his trust fund becomes community property, but we're not going to tell him that.

I'm top divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, patiently waiting for Meghan's inevitable call once she and Harry are in LA/Malibu long enough to have officially met California residency requirements.

I’m Oprah picking out some fresh apples for little Archie when he comes to visit auntie O (more like granny O)

I'm all the Hollywood hussies scheming for a way to hump Harry.

Im Doria. I am the real reason the Klan Grannies hate Meghan. When I got pissed at the paparazzi being in my face I told them to back off. Like the 100s of White Hollywood stars do everyday but they didn't get these types of comments:stupendousbouquetbasementus reblogged this from mia-soufi2020 and added: Omg, she looks like a savage hood rat. The way she waves that phone about, it’s like she’s pointing a gun at the...(YOU KNOW BECAUSE SHES BLACK) anon0418 reblogged this from yankeewally and added: Shes high as a kite!! Who do you think taught Smeggie Poo!(SHES BLACK SO SHE DOES DRUGS) aceticvgina23 reblogged this from hermajestythe1queen and added: I wouldn’t at all be surprised to learn “Dignified Doria” is somehow related to the Obamas.(YOU KNOW BECAUSE THE OBAMAS ARE EVIL BECAUSE THEY ARE BLACK) scorpiotwentythree said: Anyone remember that strange moment when she just got up from her chair in the Skybox at Invictus Toronto - like she had been stung by a bee - stormed out with a pissed off expression on her face and slammed the door? Leaving Harry, Meghan, Marcus and Jess staring after her in bewilderment for a moment? I wrote back then already that this is one angry Shaniqua right there.(ANGRY BLACK WOMAN OF COURSE) youhavebeenmarkled reblogged this from hermajestythe1queen and added: I always had a feeling she was an angry type. She just gives off those vibes very strongly. Didn't mind the paps when...(ANGRY BLACK WOMAN AGAIN) ms-pac-man-world said: TRASH, TRASH, TRASH jzmn312103 reblogged this from razziegirl and added: Dorito is going to cut somebody with that phone! texasrose1836 reblogged this from omgreadyteddy and added: Most likely, the ‘commune’ was operated by The State of California...in Corona or Chowchilla, or one of the California...(BLACK SO MUST HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD) anon0418 reblogged this from hunnymae and added: WANNA BE WHITE TRASH!! SHE DESERVES TO BE BOOD AND HAVE HER PICTURE TAKEN LIKE HER WHORE ASS DAUGHTER!! thelovelightuniverse reblogged this from skippyv20 and added: GHETTO. GHETTO. GHETTO. Chic. Razziegirl is right. True Colours. Like when she went and licked her lips and smirked at...(BLACK = GHETTO) This is what is has always been about. You Racist KLAN GRANNIES

R82 Here - To the non Klan Grannies - Please excuse the formatting, It was in paragraphs when I copied it

I'm the 8-ball Harry is having delivered.

I'm the group of close friends who also happen to be her MUA, hairdresser, photographer, yoga instructor, agent, manager and whoever else is on the payroll.

Klan Granny Troll... Look, sweetie, I know we're all under a lot of stress right now, but posting drunk doesn't help your cause.

We are the In-and-Out burgers. We are swiftly consumed when Meghan is out doing voiceovers. Sadly, it’s not very often.

I’m Meghan congratulating Kim Kardashian that she’s made it to the top three selection of becoming their new parlour maid.

I’m the relaxer.

I'm the private plane to Vegas that Harry has on retainer.

I'm the RPOs who, although denied by recent "leaks" from the Harkles's spokesperson, are still on staff alongside those armed private security thugs Charles is paying for, and are being paid out of public monies in the UK.

Gawd, do you think she'll let us use the pool?

I'm the nappy hair growing out because all hairdressers are closed.

Suck it up, buttercup...we're all seeing our natural hair these days.

^ Oh Meggy will find a way.

They were allowed to make a non-essential move to another country during a pandemic, baby in tow. They will find stylists and whatever else they want...

I am the dissatisfaction felt by both that they cannot admit

I am the admiration and respect that the Dumbartons will never achieve.

I'm Catherine Saint-Laurent, fending off 60 emails a day from Meghan containing ideas and "suggestions" on how to keep her and Harry looking important and relevant in the midst of a new Great Depression. Because if I can't, there goes my cushy salary and I don't think Melinda will take me back.

Maybe Charles will take me on as a "special projects" advisor and rescue me the way the Queen rescued Sara Latham.

Thanks for that, R82. So many disgusting racists. Klan Granny Queen Skippy is the worst of all.

I am noted chef Meg Markle's expensive cookware line. EVERY poor needs another frying pan with my glorious calligraphied name on it, to feel better about themselves with 25% unemployment all around. You deserve it poors. Be best, hugs, Meg.

I’m the dog that Meghan snd Harry just adopted. I’m awaiting my fate of being abandoned like Meghan did with her dog when she moved to the UK to marry Harry.

I’m the celebrity hairdresser who is charging hazard pay of 10x my usual fee for going over to celebs’ homes to do their hair. Markle called me yesterday and asked me to go relax her roots. She said her BFF Beyonce recommended me. I told Bey and Bey is like “I don’t know her”.

I am Harry Dumbarton's celebrity hairdresser, charging 100x more for his Corona Strawberry Blond tints and consulting on how now is a good time for folicular transplantation.

I'm Meryl Streep, MM's new implacable enemy. Just like elephants, I never forget.

I’m the roast chicken, banana bread, and avocado toast that Markle has been stuffing her face with while on lockdown. But not to fret, it’s another opportunity to be hired as spokesperson for Oprah’s Weight Watchers. Nothing endears celebs to Americans than being a fellow fatty.

I'm the investors and backers of Travalyst, one of Harry's climate grifting schemes. We are looking at Dim's back as he takes our money to the bank.

I am the "Return" key, waiting for r82 to discover my uses.

Oh geez I can't see 82. I advise ignore for all butthurt megstans R106.

I think most of us have the annoying KlanGrannyTroll hidden from view.

I'm Kate staring despairingly into my mirror at my dry, sagging skin and wrinkles. How I'd love to get Botox and fillers like Pippa and Meghan do. But the stodgy old queen has forbidden it. I hate her so much. I'm worth all this money and I can't use ANY of it to preserve my looks.

I'm Ada DuVernay, hastily changing my contact information before Meghan can get a chance to try to strong-arm me into giving a sistah a role in my next attempt to offset the box office disaster that "A Wrinkle in Time" was.

Because I can't afford to lose $100 million again.

I am Meryl Streep's paid narration of the Disney elephant documentary, thrown away in the garbage.

I am the delusions of grandeur

I am Harry's genitalia in a jar, pickled.

I'm letter after letter being printed off and being sent to Gavin Newsom during a pandemic demanding the State of California officially recognize Meghan's Royal Highness status.

I'm the PA who's yet again failed to set up a photo op of Meg and Harry meeting Gov. Newsome, or to get Oprah or any "top directors" to return Meg's calls.

I've started drinking vodka with Harry, starting with "elevenses".

[quote]I'm the rough and tumble American armed security guards who are replacing the dignified, respectful British RPOs now that Charles is paying out of pocket for their security.

Are you Keith?

I'm the 6 people who WW'd R5

(who is those gurls?)

I am Enrique the love child of Harry and Consuela. I look like a hot strapping Latino version of Harry. I will cause the end of this marriage many years down the line

I’m Meghan’s former bodyguard: a six-foot-five, ex-navy seal who is now a Xanax-popping, self-loathing, blubbering mess.

I am the recently fired Bob Iger f Disney Studeos, who shitcanned Meryl Streep's voiceover on a documentary and replaced it with Meghan Markle's. Little did I know that she was soon to depart the British Royal Family!

I'm the edict given by her highness to all staff that when an A-list director phones, she is never available, but ALWAYS on another call.

Welcome to In-and-Out Burger. Want chips with that?

I am the folders, mailers, CDs, and other promos from LA rehab centers addressed specifically to Harry. Meghan throws all of us out, but Consuelo saves us in a forgotten kitchen drawer.

I am the overly dramatic narration of "Jomah!" in the Elephant movie that makes most people cringe in embarrassment.

I'm the trash bin in Meghan's "office" in that gated community in West Hollywood, overflowing with "cheesy" scripts she's tossed into me after reading a few pages, screaming, "Can't they send me something called 'Crazy Rich Royals'?! I would be perfect as the ethnic ingenue with lots of brains who catches the rich boy, because, well, reasons!!!"

I'm their foray into music videos.

I'm Oprah. Meghan, sweetie, if you have to ask...

I'm the Instagram account featuring Meghan, because Harry is taking the pictures. "Not yet, you stupid ginger! I'm not at my mark!"

I'm the storage unit in Tarzana filled with 50,000 "Meghan @ Harry" candlestick sets that never sold.

I’m the heavy drug use.

I'm Harry's 7th cocktail.

Of the afternoon.

R118, it sounds like Arnold Schwarzeneggar.

I’m Kris Jenner. I discretely suggested a sex tape might be the ticket. I left a few business cards in potpourri bowl.

I would love to hear what Kris has to say about Meghan.

Kris will figure out how to monetise Meghan before Meghan figures out how to monetise Meghan, r134

How many security guards are they employing that it would cost $5 million/year? I mean, DAMN! They could hire 10 full time, live on site guards at $100 thousand a year each and save $4 million. Not that they should need that many security men. That $5 million/year figure just makes no sense to me.

r135 Isn't Meghan getting a little old for Kris to pimp though? Maybe if Harry was black...

Kim sent a very expensive baby gift to Kate which was promptly returned. I would bet pounds to sixpence that an invitation to a playdate with Archie has already been sent. Think of it - the Kardashians and their bi-racial brood are perfect for the Sussexes, even though MM is shuddering at the thought.

I bet M secretly idolizes the Kardashians.

I'm the reminder that replies in a "Let's be..." thread begin with "I'm" or "We're."

So pleased to see Klan Grannies in the Urban Dictionary.

You prissy bitches have no clue how to get Megastan in there. You could try forever and not get it past the editors.

I’m Meghan driving because Harry is used to the other side of the street and the steering wheel being over there. This makes him feel even more emasculated.

'I’m Meghan driving because Harry is used to the other side of the street and the steering wheel being over there. This makes him feel even more emasculated.'

Yes, because I'm sure a helicopter pilot struggles with American cars. You're a stupid cunt.

I’m an avocado, Harry literally GAGS when he sees me.

I'm Harry trying to figure out where he fits in to Meghan's plans.

I'm the Coronavirus, totally ruining Meghan's plans for luncheon dates with industry big-wigs.

R145 - I'm Harry's plans, going from one goal to the next in an agony of indecision, blown by events, controlled by Meghan, and unable to get the boy's attention long enough for him to realise what it is he really wants.

We're Harry's former mates, cutting him off totally to remain in the best UK social circles.

We're Americans, trying to grasp our new reality and realizing that we care much more about masks and toilet paper than we ever will about a grifting pair of emigres.

We're Meghan's unwittingly jettisoned cachet, replaced by her husband's re begging for voice-over jobs for her.

This isn't a "let's be" but I read that Harry sat there the whole time she did the voiceover. Give me a break.

I'm Harry, naive enough to believe it when Meghan tells me she's an accomplished actress who will be in high demand if only they could be let loose from the shackles of Royal Life.

r22 r72 r141 I'm RobFarrell getting something added to Urban Dictionary is the highpoint of my life, and I desperately want all you klangrannies to know it.

"...getting something added to Urban Dictionary is the highpoint of my life..."

You do realize that that's desperately sad, don't you?

"[R22] [R72] [R141] I'm RobFarrell getting something added to Urban Dictionary is the highpoint of my life, and I desperately want all you klangrannies to know it."

R153 - No, I am RobFarrell!

I am home gloating over the millions of people whom I envision reading the Urban Dictionary and salivating over my description of . . . Klan Grannies!

I am also Spartacus.

I am Max the hot hunky instaho/model/aspiring actor turned pool boy. I make Harry question his sexuality

I challenge you fusty crones to get anything anti Meghan into Urban Dictionary. They don't appreciate tedious Titles Troll type definitions that are 1000 words long.

Rob Farrell I hope you are joking otherwise you live a sad life

Of the shelter in place orders last much longer, I'm going to be the murder-suicide!

I'm the phone call.

Harry: "Pa, I'm ready to admit that I fucked up ROYALLY! I want to come home, Pa, but she's got me by the balls in more ways than one. HELP!"

Charles: "Hang tight, Harry. I'm so glad you've gotten your wits about you again. When you receive a text playing "Rule Britannia," you'll need to send Meghan to the store for anything you feign a wanting. DON'T go with her, and keep Archie at home with you. I'm sending the fixer......"

We're the Scientologists coincidentally bumping into Harry after the divorce. We have courses that can help him.

I’m Harry in a face mask. What a great disguise! I’m going to the best hair plug place in California thanks to my new BFF Matthew M.

Hair plugs? Has anyone noticed how Harry is now almost bald except for a bit on the front, back, and sides? He's starting to look like a bald clown. Needs to buzz it off, stat.

I'm the long, empty hours of their new lives.

I'm Archie, whose wails in a far-off room are ignored by Mommy, downstairs and furiously working on her next life-enhancing insta post.

I'm archewellfoundation.com, the cheerful website that takes you to The Golddigger -- I put a smile on everyone's face!

I’m the staffing agency, relieved to have an excuse not to send our people there. “Physical distancing, Your Highness! Perhaps after the pandemic settles down...”

They really did fuck up. Harry, if not already, is gonna regret this very bad decision

Raising a child together in Malibu, living off a private income and not having to work. They're living the dream. Meanwhile, Kate and William will still be working in their 90s, just like the queen. Living the nightmare.

Hilarious that the Klan Grannies here predicted that Meghan 'the narc' would lose no opportunity to grab attention, and the last HQs of her were over a month ago.

Yeah, well, Harry is a bit slow and is probably self-medicating himself into a stupor to get through quarantine, but sooner or later he'll realize that everyone is laughing at him... and he and Meg are not actually going to make a billion dollars on social media.

Probably not yet, maybe by the end of the year? No, maybe after his next trip to rehab.

I’m Harry’s trembling hands as he reads Meghan’s monthly credit card bill.

I actually do think they'll make billions. She does have her fans.

I'm the hate mail that's piling up on their secretary's desk. I can't all be from the royal family.

I’m the spittle-flecked libel lawsuits that get laughed out of court in the US of A.

I'm Meghan's home on hooker island!

I'm QVC not renewing CZJ's Home Decor Line to make room for Meghan's new line.

I’m the former drug dealers turned hip hop entrepreneurs and moguls, we have free access to the grandson of a head of state.

I'm the REALLY bad timing to jump start a celebrity life in LA

I'm the 4:20 delivery boy.

....

What an adorable little cottage! I'm sure they'll be quite at home there!

I'm the Coronavirus! I'm not just pissing over Meg and Harry's plans and turning around to poop, I'm doing the same thing to the entire entertainment industry! I may completely shut down the entire movie theater and live concert industries!

Believe me, it'll be a long time before Hollywood is ready to look up from work and party with Harry.

I adore the Malibu place. Will send them a housewarming gift. 🎁

I am the beleaguered taxpayers of the US and UK, thinking that if these two can afford to rent that mega-mansion, we are off the hook for paying to protect them.

I’m Catherine, aka HRH The Duchess of Cambridge. You’ll note that I *may* use my courtesy title in my dealings, unlike the American creole. Please excuse me as I pull on my wellies and overcoat, it’s a little damp in Britain today. Think I’ll walk a few kilometers on granny’s 70 thousand acre estate, which will someday be mine.

Thread regulars - We're not racist, here, oh no. Don't call us Klan Grannies, you bitch. We are NOT RACIST.

Also thread regulars - 'You’ll note that I *may* use my courtesy title in my dealings, unlike the American creole.'

....

R186 has declared her boundaries

KLAN GRANNY THREAD

I’m Harry after the divorce. I have since married my blatino husbear and we run a musclebear gym in Palm Springs.

I am the Oscar for Best Actress that Meghan has her sights on!

I'm the pixie dust sprinkled on that Oscar statue which makes it LIFAO so much so that it faints and has to be carried away

When will DL cancel Harry & Meghan?

Harry and Meghan have spent 2 days taking meals to vulnerable people in the community - still no pictures, though! So much for you Klan bitches and your NPD diagnosis.

I’m a transperson of color sex worker, my pronounce are Zim/Zit. Meghan came to visit and wrote inspirational messages with Sharpee on condom wrappers. I’ll treasure it forever, she gets us.

r194 I'm the reason they couldn't just do that in Vancouver.

R194, they tried to keep it quiet but SOMEHOW all the tabloids and networks and magazines found out and wrote articles about it.

I blame that naughty Richard Ayoub, Project Angel Food’s executive director! “... he was delighted at Harry and Meghan’s offer to help, which he hadn’t intended to make public.“ (from Wehoville.com)

He’s the one who spilled the beans on the publicity-shy former royals!

All their goodwill gestures in the UK will fall flat in the US.

Dummies should have stayed in England. They’re deprived Archie of a privileged royal life (with little to no worries and the best of everything.

'They’re deprived Archie of a privileged royal life (with little to no worries and the best of everything.'

Being sent away to boarding school aged 6? Nothing privileged about that.

I’m the ever-deepening fine lines.

r198, and all of their goodwill gestures in the US will fall flat in the UK.

I’m Meghan’s weave, I’ll be discarded soon and tossed in the trash. She’s going to pick out her hair and go natural like Alicia Keys.