SVU DILF Elliot Stabler Back in Action: Christopher Meloni To Headline New Dick Wolf Drama Series For NBC

I would be happier if Meloni showed his hole again.

Obviously that means Christopher Meloni was struggling to find any other good offers.

But hey, he will be getting paid.

I guess this means that he will be house hunting in NYC again.

I like him, esp that response to a gay fan...he told him to jump into the shower and picture him or something like that...I think the fan mentioned his work on oz or something...

He's done some interesting work since he left SVU. Get that check, Daddy!

R2, obviously, to anyone who access imdb.com, Meloni's been working non-stop since exiting SVU.

Maxxx Harley Quinn Family Guy The Handmaid's Tale Happy! American Dad! Pose At Home with Amy Sedaris Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later The Kellyanne Conway Story ( Snatched Underground Almost Friends I Am Wrath Call of Duty: Black Ops III (Video Game) Drunk History Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp (TV Series) The Jack and Triumph Show The Diary of a Teenage Girl Beef Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Veep Surviving Jack Small Time They Came Together White Bird in a Blizzard Comedy Bang! Bang! Man of Steel Awful Nice True Blood

Maybe Barack and Michelle will be there to help him with a fundraiser or something.

[quote] He has a weird-shaped head that makes him look like Bert of Bert and Ernie fame.

Personally, I think his new show should be "Elliot Stabler: Naked Detective".

While he worked consistently post SVU, it was usually in supporting roles. The TV shows he was on a regular (and sometimes was the lead) were cancelled pretty quickly. He probably wasn't making anything close to his peak SVU salary. Get that money while you can, especially with all the shit going on now.

I thought his character had ran it's course on SVU, especially after the repeated attacks on the perps by Stabler. Plus they focused too much on his family. The one daughter was super annoying. I hope they bring back his wife, just to piss off the annoying Stabler/Benson stans.

TV doesn't need this. One Law and Order is bad enough.

Isn’t SVU going away? I thought it was in its final season.

R12 Nope. It's been renewed for 3 more season's.

Or seasons, even.

Chris should be on TV all day, everyday.

Or do you prefer a man in glasses? He's such a tease.

I don't care if TV needs it or not. I need it.

I don't know about this but I'll watch one or two episodes.

He’s fucking hot, football shaped head and all.

[quote]I thought his character had ran it's course on SVU, especially after the repeated attacks on the perps by Stabler. Plus they focused too much on his family. The one daughter was super annoying. I hope they bring back his wife, just to piss off the annoying Stabler/Benson stans.

I used to think his family was annoying too. Now I would take an entire season worth of Stabler family drama as long as there was no Noah Benson drama.

I hated the original Law And Order but enjoyed bits of the Criminal Intent. Vincent D’Donofrio was funny and wacky until he wasn’t.

I binged some SVU in Australia over lockdown where 3 different seasons are showing concurrently. It’s not too bad. The Incredible Shrinking Cast is a bit sad. I guess Wolf couldn’t afford all those supporting characters on contract. Anyone know why Danny Pino didn’t last?

I am having trouble telling the Peter Stone apart from Sonny.

He was so hot in Handmaids Tale when he was getting handsy with Commander Waterford. Was hoping they'd dig a little deeper in that subplot.

Still HAF. I'll be watching.

He is so damn hot. And he was great in Happy!

The best guns on television. And booty.

I hated criminal intent. Could never get into it.

Goren was a savant of some sort. There was very little he didn’t know, but the writers could sometimes stretch credibility. And D’Onofrio is a bit of a ham.

I'd love to play a witness (not a suspect on an SVU episode) and I have key information and I go to leave an interrogation room and Elliot doesn't want me to go. He can't arrest me, but he just blocks me from leaving the room just by fucking standing there and then he tries to convince me to do the right thing.

I can feel his breath on my neck ... my eyes are even with his pecs... hot hot hot

Can't Meloni find work with anyone else? He did have a short role on Pose as the sleazy fuck buddy. Dick Wolf sucks, all he does is scroll through the New York Post or Daily Mail for his storylines. No creative or unique spark at all.

Maybe David Pevsner can trek to NY to play some nude scenes with Chris?

TWOP had a lot of fun describing his volatile, surprisingly judgmental detective as Unstabler.

L&O: CI was "Murder, She Wrote" if Jessica Fletcher suffered from Asperger's. All the perps started magically confessing their sins once they were in the interrogation room with Goren circling them with his eyes bulging, getting all up in their grill.

What a handsome man. His eyes, his lips.

I want to suck and worship his daddy pecs in the worst way. I love this man.

Shouldn’t that be “SVU GILF” at this point? He’s 60...

D or G, I'd fuck him hard.

[quote]but it better be written into his contract that he gets shirtless at least every 4 episodes.

. . . or what, OP?

R34, I hear that.

His height is listed at 6' which probably puts him 5'10.5 to 5'11 approx.

I'm 5'7" (well, 5'6 1/4th) so face to face, I'd be around eye level with those pecs probably.

Are they really going to go through with a show that revolves around a cop with anger issues?

Well, they've already fired one of their writers for being a maniac, so it's already starting under a dark cloud.

With everything that's going on, I just don't think this is wise. Stabler could be corrupt and violent. He had rage issues, so now they're going to do an entire show around this character? Why?

Ug. give us hero Elliot.

Give us what we want.

Let’s hope Hargitay is kept to a bare minimum in this. She fucking ruined SVU with her rape nonsense and that fucking adopted kid.

It ain’t about you, Mariska.

Now if Meloni gets raped I’ll be sympathetic.

[quote] It ain’t about you, Mariska.

Her head swelled up.

[quote] Her head swelled up.

Literally.

I wish he would do an only fans. skip the heavy plot lines - just a gun and clothing coming off quickly!

She’s put on some weight, our Mariska.

My head swells when I look at Meloni too

[quote] My head swells when I look at Meloni too

Like Bert’s of Sesame Street fame?

They can't start shooting yet, can they?

Aweseome.

I've been re-watching True Blood and he was so hot as Roman Zimojic.

R51, is True Blood still around? If so I don’t know how he can make time in his busy True Blood schedule for the Law and Order series.

No, R51. True Blood has been gone for a minute.

He has competition in younger daddies

Like Elmo, R54.

Did Olivia ever officially announce whether or not she was raped by that guy who kidnapped her?

R56 no, the show went back and forth on it over several interminable episodes, but in the end I thought she finally said he didn't.

I feel like they did this in an earlier episode, when she went undercover in a women's prison. It seemed like the rapist guard forced her to blow him, but in the end Benson said it came really close but she was saved in time.

It was so confusing. Benson acted like she was raped when consoling some victims but then would get super offended when someone else would suggest she was a victim herself.

I remember the the women’s prison episode, I think it was Ice T who saved her. She managed to identify the guard’s penis.

Poor man's "Wiseguy."

I'll take Chris Meloni in any show, old or young, raging or not, clothed or not (yes!), playing straight or gay. Just let me eyes fall on that body, that swagger, that ass.

🎶 Daddy I want you, na na 🎶

[quote] It was so confusing. Benson acted like she was raped when consoling some victims but then would get super offended when someone else would suggest she was a victim herself.

Lol, that's exactly what happened. It was so ridiculous. Eventually it just got to, "Make up your mind already, sheesh."

I hear he lives in Connecticut now, any sightings?

He looks so grizzled in his new Instagram pic with Mariska

Grizzled, frizzled, I don't care: I just want my eyes to fall on Chris Meloni.

I'll be thankful to see Meloni back on screen too; especially as Elliot.

They could auction off for charity a scene in which Elliot grills you in an interrogation room; and just as it's getting really intense, Olivia calls him outside. "His alibi holds out. He was at a soup kitchen volunteering."

Elliot cuts you loose, tries to apologize. and you get to walk right up to him and say: "Save it, detective! I'm not interested in your apology."

I'll bid, r66, if you leave Oleebia out. Keep it up, Stabler!

Will Munch join him? It would be unfortunate to miss this show in his collection.

Bring back Mike Logan

Just because!

I can't wait until they start shooting this new show.

I was on SVU this season in a small (yet pivotal!) role playing a government type. I could easily return to spout some official mumbo jumbo and crush everyone's soul, the way I do in real life. Plus, I'd love to meet Christopher Meloni and see what all that is about up close and personal.

R71, how was it working with the cast? The production crew?

R72, I did 2 days background on SVU in December. Crew is very organized, runs like a well oiled machine. Crew, especially Mariska, IceT, Kelly very nice to background (extras in old speak). Mariska nicely assertive as she is now a producer.

Did you not see Scanavino, r73? I would be so tempted to give him a blowjob if I were ever to encounter him in person.

Is Hargitay really a producer, or just a "producer" to justify her salary?

He is the sex.

[QUOTE] Bring back Mike Logan

If NBC had half a brain, they’d bring back Law & Order with Logan as the senior detective.

They should focus on his son Dickie coming to terms with his sexuality or his craycray manic slut daughter. I'd watch.

R77

I wholeheartedly agree. Bring back the mother-ship and ditch SVU if they have to.

But Mike Logan would have to rejoin the department; the end of L&O:Criminal Intent Episode 7/21 "Last Rites" (2008) implied that Logan would retire from the NYPD. Father Shea (Denis O'Hare) basically tells him to get out, and that it was time for him to have a life.

If ever there was a perfect opportunity to bring it back, it was during negotiations for the blockbuster streaming deal between NBC and Wolf over Peacock. Thought maybe it could come back anew as a Peacock streaming exclusive, at the least. But nothing. Nary a peep. I think it’s dead for good, unfortunately. And I can’t figure out why. I always thought it was like a soap opera and could go on forever.

R73, Scanavino was not on set either day.....

^^^sorry addresses to R74

I'd love to be saved by Elliot Stabler and or Chris Meloni; alas, I know now I have to save myself.