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Let's be Edina and Patsy in quarantine

I'm the iso tank in Eddie's bathroom, littered with empty wine bottles, its novelty long gone.

by Anonymousreply 6March 31, 2020 1:35 AM

I’m vital young Saffy getting my revenge on Gran and the two middle-aged hags with undiagnosed hep C.

*cough cough*

by Anonymousreply 1March 31, 2020 12:58 AM

Murder/Suicide, which is which?

by Anonymousreply 2March 31, 2020 1:01 AM

I'm Katy Grin, greeting you from the TV in my latest Carpet Madness commercial. It's carpets! It's madness!

by Anonymousreply 3March 31, 2020 1:13 AM

I’m Minnie Driver, star of the recent hit film Circle of Friends. I came for the coke. Who’s the old slag?

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by Anonymousreply 4March 31, 2020 1:17 AM

Sweetie! Sweetie! Shopping IS essential -I don't care what bloody Boris says! I have to go out, Sweetie. Really. Mummie has to just pay a little, teensy-weensy visit to Harvey Nicks. What? How can it be closed?? Oh, my god, it's the end of the world!! Pats! Pats! Get to the safe room, quickly. And bring all the bottles you can carry!

by Anonymousreply 5March 31, 2020 1:18 AM

I’m Edina and Patsy doing community service in the old age pensioner’s home after Edina’s arrest. The stench of urine is not the only deadly thing awaiting us inside.

by Anonymousreply 6March 31, 2020 1:35 AM
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