I'm the iso tank in Eddie's bathroom, littered with empty wine bottles, its novelty long gone.
Let's be Edina and Patsy in quarantine
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 31, 2020 1:35 AM |
I’m vital young Saffy getting my revenge on Gran and the two middle-aged hags with undiagnosed hep C.
*cough cough*
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 31, 2020 12:58 AM |
Murder/Suicide, which is which?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 31, 2020 1:01 AM |
I'm Katy Grin, greeting you from the TV in my latest Carpet Madness commercial. It's carpets! It's madness!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 31, 2020 1:13 AM |
I’m Minnie Driver, star of the recent hit film Circle of Friends. I came for the coke. Who’s the old slag?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 31, 2020 1:17 AM |
Sweetie! Sweetie! Shopping IS essential -I don't care what bloody Boris says! I have to go out, Sweetie. Really. Mummie has to just pay a little, teensy-weensy visit to Harvey Nicks. What? How can it be closed?? Oh, my god, it's the end of the world!! Pats! Pats! Get to the safe room, quickly. And bring all the bottles you can carry!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 31, 2020 1:18 AM |
I’m Edina and Patsy doing community service in the old age pensioner’s home after Edina’s arrest. The stench of urine is not the only deadly thing awaiting us inside.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 31, 2020 1:35 AM |