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There’s weird white gunk growing on my step-dad’s balls

What the fuck is wrong with him? Is he going to kill my mother? I’ve never seen something like this before. At first I thought it was maybe just lint from his underwear, but no. We were sitting a few steps apart and he was free balling and I had to get up and leave.

by Anonymousreply 39April 1, 2020 1:18 AM

That’s weird.

by Anonymousreply 1March 30, 2020 2:28 PM

To clarify, he was wearing regular shorts and sitting 3 steps above me and kept moving his leg so his weird gunk growing balls were right in my eyeline.

by Anonymousreply 2March 30, 2020 2:31 PM

Talking about one's step-dad's balls is very weird.

by Anonymousreply 3March 30, 2020 2:32 PM

Ah hahaha!

by Anonymousreply 4March 30, 2020 2:33 PM

Could it be lice??

by Anonymousreply 5March 30, 2020 2:39 PM

He's just applying Olay Regenerist Retinol 24. Your mom might have had some chafing issues with her chin.

by Anonymousreply 6March 30, 2020 2:40 PM

There have already been several threads on this OP. Would it have killed you to have done a search before you posted this? Would it? What’s wrong with having a little consideration for others and doing a search first? Would it really have been that hard? Would it? Are you going to be able to give us an honest answer to this? Are you?

by Anonymousreply 7March 30, 2020 2:41 PM

It’s powder residue you filthy idiot.

by Anonymousreply 8March 30, 2020 2:42 PM

It’s residue from sweat and needs to be cut/trimmed. I had this when I moved to a tropical climate foe the first time. I cut it and made sure to soap it more intensely and it never returned.

by Anonymousreply 9March 30, 2020 2:45 PM

It looked like mold.

by Anonymousreply 10March 30, 2020 2:46 PM

Ask him, OP.. It is probably caked powder from sweat

by Anonymousreply 11March 30, 2020 2:48 PM

You will need to lean in close and smell for yourself, but my guess it was Goldbond Powder or Baby Powder. If after applying, he sweated enough, it would look pasty.

by Anonymousreply 12March 30, 2020 2:51 PM

Smegma drippings?

by Anonymousreply 13March 30, 2020 3:05 PM

Could be a candida infection. And yes it can be transmitted.

by Anonymousreply 14March 30, 2020 3:58 PM

ewwww too much information

by Anonymousreply 15March 30, 2020 4:01 PM

R8 Powdering your balls isn't hygienic, it's carcinogenic. Look it up.

by Anonymousreply 16March 30, 2020 4:05 PM

I hate you OP. I hate your filthy fucking guts. I hope you get cancer from your step dad. I really do. Then I hope you get AIDS as a result. Fuck you OP. Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 17March 30, 2020 4:08 PM

(R16) It's only carcinogenic for people with cervixes, not balls.

by Anonymousreply 18March 30, 2020 4:27 PM

Yeah fuck you R16. Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 19March 30, 2020 5:38 PM

Oh, ready, aim, FIRE!

by Anonymousreply 20March 30, 2020 6:53 PM

What does it taste like, OP?

by Anonymousreply 21March 30, 2020 7:24 PM

Not so fast, Von Ryan.

This has always brought Stepdad luck.

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by Anonymousreply 22March 30, 2020 7:27 PM

When I was a teenager, I guess I wasn't washing enough one summer or hormones were an issue. I had this white/yellowish film on the pubes between my balls and thighs. I had to use baking powder daily, along with two showers a day, to reduce the moisture down there from the fungus.

Google Trichomycosis

by Anonymousreply 23March 30, 2020 7:29 PM

Why didn’t you just demand “what’s that on your balls?”

by Anonymousreply 24March 30, 2020 7:32 PM

It's just a common fungus, I had it once, I used one of those rock deodorant things hippies like to get rid of it, it's never returned.

by Anonymousreply 25March 30, 2020 8:00 PM

r23 If you had fallen into a sack of flour, we could've had biscuits.

by Anonymousreply 26March 30, 2020 8:21 PM

Okay, gotta ask: how do you know what your step-dad's balls look like????

by Anonymousreply 27March 30, 2020 8:37 PM

[quote] I had to use baking powder daily, along with two showers a day, to reduce the moisture down there from the fungus.

Were you baking a cake in your pubes?

by Anonymousreply 28March 30, 2020 8:38 PM

Bozak -It works like a charm. I went through something similar and tried this. Instant relief from the itching and smell. Within 36 hours my boys were back to their usual lickable selves. Talc-free.

DL won't let me post a picture of the product, so here's a nice pic of where to use it... You can buy it on Amazon or other usual sources.

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by Anonymousreply 29March 30, 2020 8:41 PM

Does he have jock itch? It's kind of like athlete's feet, which is a form of yeast infection in your groin/scrotum area--same as when you get it on your feet..

by Anonymousreply 30March 30, 2020 8:44 PM

[quote] [R8] Powdering your balls isn't hygienic, it's carcinogenic. Look it up.

Talc containing tiny bits of asbestos getting trapped in the vagina causes cancer in women.

[quote] When I was a teenager, I guess I wasn't washing enough one summer or hormones were an issue. I had this white/yellowish film on the pubes between my balls and thighs. I had to use baking powder daily, along with two showers a day, to reduce the moisture down there from the fungus. Google Trichomycosis

Are you a red head?

by Anonymousreply 31March 30, 2020 10:40 PM

R18 R31

BULLHONKEY. Talc manufacturers have been settling lawsuits with members of both sexes for YEARS knowing full it well causes cancer in both.

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by Anonymousreply 32March 30, 2020 11:17 PM

^^^ so buy talc free powder, like has been available for years.

by Anonymousreply 33March 30, 2020 11:18 PM

R33 Or just wash your junk thoroughly and don't be the gross old man that uses talc and baby wipes as a substitute for daily bathing. The stuff reeks anyhow.

by Anonymousreply 34March 30, 2020 11:21 PM

[quote] BULLHONKEY.

This kind of vulgar, hateful language has no place on our site!

by Anonymousreply 35March 30, 2020 11:26 PM

His balls are bad enough, but now this asshole wants to go to the post office to mail bills -- even though you can just clip them to the mailbox for the mailman to pick up as he comes by. He and my mother are both in their late 70s. He doesn't 'believe' that the science that shows the virus is airborne for up to 3 hours and still hasn't quarantined for more than 4 days at a time. What an asshole.

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by Anonymousreply 36March 31, 2020 9:48 PM

I'm dreadfully sorry for your situation, OP.

by Anonymousreply 37April 1, 2020 12:48 AM

Why were you looking at his balls so closely?

by Anonymousreply 38April 1, 2020 12:49 AM

Just lick it off like you do the other white gunk.

by Anonymousreply 39April 1, 2020 1:18 AM
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