And it's keeping me awake.
I love birds, but they're being arrogant little fuckers about this quarantine.
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And it's keeping me awake.
I love birds, but they're being arrogant little fuckers about this quarantine.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 3, 2020 2:10 PM |
There's something super scary about birds (with the exception of owls) making noises at night. It just sounds so unnatural.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 30, 2020 7:29 AM |
Why do birds sing so, ho-mo-sex'ul
And why are the gays so intellectual
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 30, 2020 7:35 AM |
Are you in Brooklyn? It’s the same over here. It is unsettling to hear birds at 3 am in the morning
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 30, 2020 7:44 AM |
You gonna die in 7 days
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 30, 2020 7:47 AM |
There's a technological reason for that, OP. Unfortunately.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 30, 2020 9:53 AM |
Birds sing to mark and defend their territories.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 30, 2020 10:25 AM |
We were trying to lighten the mood with our songs you ungrateful wench. Snow White never bitched like this.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 30, 2020 10:58 AM |
They've started singing here outside my pad in Seattle on Lower Queen Anne for a few days. They're not supposed to start singing until the sun fucking comes up, not at five in the morning when it's still dark. This is the first time in the 22 years of living in this location I've heard birds singing before there was even a glimmer of light in the Eastern sky.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 30, 2020 11:50 AM |
I woke at 3:00 am, birds were loud. Like 6:30 am loud. Why?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 30, 2020 11:58 AM |
I’ve had crows yelling their heads off at around 3am as they stomp around my slate roof like they’re having a knock around game of football. Spring behaviour?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 30, 2020 12:07 PM |
[quote] They're not supposed to start singing until the sun fucking comes up, not at five in the morning when it's still dark.
When I lived in Louisiana, the roosters started crowing at 3am well before sunrise.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 30, 2020 12:10 PM |
[quote] It is unsettling to hear birds at 3 am in the morning
It would be even more unsettling to hear them at 3 am in the afternoon.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 30, 2020 12:15 PM |
It’s not like you have to go anywhere OP.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 30, 2020 12:15 PM |
They sing at night early in the Spring because it's mating-time. The weather starts to warm up and they get to work. Also, as Spring advances, more birds fly north, so you'll have more birds in the northern part of the continent. I'm in N GA and locals are photographing all kinds of exotic birds that are just passing through right now (especially kinds of ducks). You probably hear the singing this year because there is a lot less ambient noise from cars, trucks and airplanes to drown out their songs in big cities. Down here, it is the mockingbirds who are the most crazed about singing in the darkest part of the night, repeating the same "phrase" over and over and over again.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 30, 2020 12:24 PM |
Old Eldergay yells at cloud. Just get over it dude.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 30, 2020 12:27 PM |
[quote]They sing at night early in the Spring because it's mating-time.
So basically, R15, they're all yelling "WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME!!!!" like they're on an Atlantis cruise. Good to know.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 30, 2020 12:28 PM |
AND most of em are just drunk...
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 30, 2020 12:36 PM |
[quote] So basically, R15, they're all yelling "WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME!!!!" like they're on an Atlantis cruise. Good to know.
Or me at the cruising area.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 30, 2020 12:44 PM |
[quote]There's a technological reason for that, OP. Unfortunately.
Please educate us R5.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 30, 2020 1:30 PM |
There is also way less street noise so you are more aware of it
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 30, 2020 1:42 PM |
Far as birds and other wildlife are concerned it is 4am, not 3am. Just because humans have stupid laws about turning clocks ahead or back one hour Mother Nature does her own thing.
Noticed same the other morning ; but again birds have their own internal clocks that have nothing to do with what "time" it says on a clock or watch. And once one bird starts the rest wake up and chime in; sort of like roll call.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 30, 2020 1:43 PM |
Sorry got that response muddled.
Sratch the "3am/4am bit" and just remember wildlife have their own internal clocks that have nothing to do with human time.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 30, 2020 1:45 PM |
They’re hormonal little buggers out cruising at 3 am, just like you horny Grindr queens.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 30, 2020 1:51 PM |
The males sing and they are advertising. Singing is energetically expensive for birds. By singing they are saying, "Look at me, I am in such good physical shape, I can waste energy. I'd make a good husband"
They are also saying, "See how loud and far my song carries, I'm a fit bird, so any other male birds, stay out of my space or I'll kick your ass."
Some birds like mockingbirds sing round the clock whenever it suits them.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 30, 2020 2:22 PM |
If it’s dark outside you’re hearing a mockingbird or a nightjar. Probably a mockingbird. The males sing at night to attract a mate. They’re handsome birds & their “song” is most likely imitations of other birds. Mockingbirds are great imitators. They can imitate alarm clocks, cellphone rings (one in a park near me used to do a perfect phone ring back in the day of flip phones), dripping water, typewriters back in the day (including the sound of the “ding” at the end, and the readjustment of the carriage)
There’s nothing supernatural or eerie about it. Just goes to show how little people pay attention to the world around them & how lazy they are that they can’t bother to do a search for “birds that sing at night,” i preferring instead to attribute supernatural meaning to something that’s been going on since the dawn of time.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 30, 2020 2:23 PM |
I used to live in Calgary and you could hear the birds at about 3am
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 30, 2020 2:25 PM |
[quote]”Look at me, I am in such good physical shape, I can waste energy. I'd make a good husband"
Bitch, don’t nobody want a husband! I’m just looking for an NSA hookup.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 30, 2020 2:27 PM |
It is weird, the city sounds are now just birds and sirens.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 30, 2020 2:40 PM |
I'm in Athens GA, and at night it's so quiet it's like being up in the mountains, or someplace like that. The only noticeable sound is the refrigerator...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 30, 2020 3:53 PM |
Yeah, the birds near me have been way chattier than they've been in the past. I'm super happy for nature. Fuck us humans honestly. I support their revolution.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 30, 2020 3:56 PM |
They're obviously millennial birds getting back from the bars
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 30, 2020 4:04 PM |
Well as there aren't any bars open in NYC atm (thanks to PAUSE order), that would be quite a feat.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 31, 2020 2:22 AM |
R26
Word "nightjar" always puts me in mind of song "Come Down In Time"
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 31, 2020 2:24 AM |
The 3AM birds have always been around you people just don't usually pay attention to your surroundings. You see and hear amazing things when you don't ignore the natural world.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 31, 2020 2:27 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 31, 2020 3:32 AM |
Fly birds
Back to the sky
Back to the eaves and the leaves
And the fields and the castles and ponds
GODDAMN IT
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 31, 2020 6:33 AM |
I sometimes wonder if all the nightlights in big cities confuse birds into thinking dawn is coming and its time to sing.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 31, 2020 6:51 AM |
Tampa here. Had a mockingbird for 2 years that would sing every night from about midnight to just before dawn. He would sing a phrase three times, then another, then another and would repeat all over again. It seemed so much louder with the stillness of the night. Love to lay in bed and listen as I drifted off to sleep. It was glorious!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 31, 2020 7:22 AM |
Mockingbirds are fucking nuts. They sing day and night.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 31, 2020 7:25 AM |
It's in accordance with the prophesy.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 31, 2020 7:37 AM |
OMG it's 3:48 and they won't shut up.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 31, 2020 7:48 AM |
It;s 4:40 and a bird has started singing in Brooklyn. I live across from Prospect Park.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 31, 2020 8:42 AM |
They've been going since 3:30 in the East Village.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 31, 2020 8:53 AM |
[quote]Well as there aren't any bars open in NYC atm (thanks to PAUSE order), that would be quite a feat. There are lots of bars still open. The kind that you aren't welcome at
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 31, 2020 9:44 AM |
Get a white noise app for your phone, OP. Play it when you want to sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 31, 2020 11:02 AM |
[quote] He would sing a phrase three times, then another, then another and would repeat all over again.
Maybe that’s the only song he knows, the poor thing.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 31, 2020 1:40 PM |
I love the sound of birds I don’t know how it could keep anybody up at night. Even jays are soothing.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 31, 2020 2:50 PM |
R49 - it's the inanely repeated phrase from the mockingbirds that gets to you; it goes on and on, repeated exactly the same way, for minutes at a time without changing.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 31, 2020 4:55 PM |
I live in New York and I love it. They are cheering the hospital workers , like the New Yorkers who clap at 7 PM.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 31, 2020 4:59 PM |
I'm not in NY but there is a scrub jay that seemingly now lives in my back yard. I'd get some bird feed but he/she seems plump and healthy enough. I haven't decided on a name yet.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 1, 2020 12:08 AM |
It's from these fucking new LED street lights OP. It's the same thing here in Queens.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 1, 2020 12:36 AM |
^ that sucks that the light pollution has the poor birds all mixed up
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 1, 2020 12:39 AM |
Don’t name wild animals. It’s bad luck for them.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 1, 2020 1:31 AM |
[quote] ^ that sucks that the light pollution has the poor birds all mixed up
Birds aren’t “messed up.” Mockingbirds sing at night & other birds start singing before dawn. Its normal. Just because a mockingbird happens to be audible in your neighborhood doesn’t mean the world has changed or anything is wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 1, 2020 1:34 AM |
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 1, 2020 1:36 AM |
R57 I noticed immediately the birds singing at night once the new LED street light were installed in my neighborhood. So they are indeed "messed up".
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 1, 2020 3:54 AM |
Wild animals are loving are disappearance. Just enjoy their happiness. At least, someone is enjoy their best life.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 1, 2020 4:05 AM |
The rats have become much bolder since there are less people to frighten them off. This afternoon, I was walking down the street and there were two of them right in the middle of the sidewalk, not even practicing social distancing.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 1, 2020 4:06 AM |
[quote] Wild animals are loving are disappearance.
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 1, 2020 4:27 AM |
oh deer
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 1, 2020 4:28 AM |
Thank you, R34. I hadn’t heard or even thought about that song in decades. That came off an album that I played over and over again when I was 14 or15. The song is as beautiful to me now as it was then. I can’t believe I was ever that young.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 1, 2020 4:48 AM |
Temps dropped a little in the South last night, and because of this thread, I noticed that the mockingbirds didn't start to sing until about 6 a.m. this morning, instead of the usual 3:30 lately...
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 1, 2020 12:03 PM |
Mockingbirds sing at night if they want to mate.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 1, 2020 12:12 PM |
The robins in Brooklyn were up at 3 this morning
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 1, 2020 1:35 PM |
As long as they’re not singing to you in Greek, you’re probably okay.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 1, 2020 2:51 PM |
[quote] [R57] I noticed immediately the birds singing at night once the new LED street light were installed in my neighborhood. So they are indeed "messed up"
Birds have been dealing with street lighting for years, dimwit.
Many flocks of birds migrate at night. They call to each other to stay together.
Welcome to spring, DL.
Mockingbirds sing at night. It’s nothing new. It’s as old as time. Just because you only noticed it recently is meaningless.
Birds will continue singing before dawn. It’s called ....get this.....the dawn chorus.
It peaks in May.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 2, 2020 2:46 AM |
I'm not sure there's fucking mockingbirds here in Queens NY, dimwit R69
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 3, 2020 2:53 AM |
r70 Mockingbirds live in New York City year-round.
[quote]The northern mockingbird is a species that is found in both urban and rural habitats. There are now more northern mockingbirds living in urban habitats than non-urban environments, so they are consequently known as an urban-positive species.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 3, 2020 6:14 AM |
This thread has given me an idea for another bad movie!!!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 3, 2020 10:38 AM |
R70, they’re mocking you.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 3, 2020 12:48 PM |
[quote]I was walking down the street and there were two of them right in the middle of the sidewalk, not even practicing social distancing.
Rats don't get coronaviruses, they don't have to practice it.
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