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Advice for getting the odor of stool off my dildos

Please help. Why doesn’t the smell wash off?

by Anonymousreply 16March 30, 2020 10:01 AM

Throw them in the dishwasher. The smell will go away.

by Anonymousreply 1March 30, 2020 4:53 AM

wipe down with witch hazel

P.S. Prep better including Metamucil

by Anonymousreply 2March 30, 2020 4:53 AM

Ask Mother Pence, Vice President. She’ll know.

by Anonymousreply 3March 30, 2020 4:54 AM

You're supposed to put a condom on them before insertion. Easy clean-up.

by Anonymousreply 4March 30, 2020 4:58 AM

Soak in dilute Barbasol

by Anonymousreply 5March 30, 2020 6:27 AM

Just throw them in the dishwasher, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6March 30, 2020 7:48 AM

Leave soap or detergent on them overnight. The smell should go.

by Anonymousreply 7March 30, 2020 8:13 AM

WTF is ‘stool’, this is not a 1950s public school.

by Anonymousreply 8March 30, 2020 8:25 AM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 9March 30, 2020 9:18 AM

Fix your rotten shithole first, OP. Pour betadine into your rectum. Problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 10March 30, 2020 9:22 AM

I see the Scat Queen is using this period of self isolation to create some spring cleaning related threads.

by Anonymousreply 11March 30, 2020 9:27 AM

OP = Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 12March 30, 2020 9:39 AM

OP, good you are using your blue towel in clever ways though.

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by Anonymousreply 13March 30, 2020 9:45 AM

Blue towels smilin' at me Nothin' but blue towels do I see Bluebirds singin' a song Nothin' but blue towels from now on…

by Anonymousreply 14March 30, 2020 9:52 AM

Blue towels smilin' at me

Nothin' but blue towels do I see

Bluebirds singin' a song

Nothin' but blue towels from now on…

by Anonymousreply 15March 30, 2020 9:57 AM

What the FUCK is going on with his feet. Is he a pterodactyl?

by Anonymousreply 16March 30, 2020 10:01 AM
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